Time flies, time flies, and five years pass in a flash.

In the past five years of studying in the UK, Huang Tai Sin's skills have risen sharply, following the last time he poured the national table tennis, in the past five years, Huang Xiaobei has successively crossed three Champions League giants, five NBA teams, plus a foreign president, and a presidential candidate.......

Wong Tai Sin said that he was used to it, because he had come to the UK to study for five years, and he deeply felt the strong malice of the society towards him, so he ........ I can't be the only one who is unlucky!

Regarding the fact that Fanzhuo Academy is composed of a group of vampires, Huang Xiaobei has finally believed it in the past five years, and there is no way not to believe it.

But fortunately, the vampires of this generation don't know what kind of wind they have smoked, so they don't need to drink human blood, they only need to drink some animal blood every three or five days, but Rao is like this, Huang Xiaobei, who just came to Fanzhuo Academy five years ago, was almost frightened to faint by the scene of the students eating.

I remember that day, Huang Xiaobei just entered the college under the leadership of the principal to report, but he didn't die, that day happened to be the students' "meal day," so Huang Xiaobei witnessed hundreds of handsome men and women, holding the blood in the cup, revealing two sharp fangs, and drinking blood.

Huang Xiaobei, who was frightened by this scene and couldn't describe it in words, screamed, and without saying a word, took out a talisman bought from the Tianchao stall from his ass pocket, and then put his throat on the face of the principal who was smiling kindly, and shouted, "Demon look!" ”

Ask for the psychological shadow of the principal at that time, as well as the first impression of all the students and teachers present on this new student.

"Where did this shortage come from?!"

So Comrade Huang Xiaobei waited for five years in the Fanzhuo Academy, and in his spare time, he cursed all kinds of ball games and international events for fun.

There's no way, no one wants to see him, plus that too poor grades, and looks not like a vampire at all, especially as a vampire, he never drinks blood, even after the most important first baptism, this ancestor has no bullshit superpowers, and his reputation is even more stinky.

Don't look at Huang Xiaobei, he is relatively delicate, his eyes are also very smart, and the bridge of his nose is relatively high, which is also the only characteristic that inherits his mother's European and American blood, but compared with other students in the academy, it belongs to the level of ugly to death.

In private, Huang Xiaobei is known as the ugliest brother in the blood clan.

Fortunately, Fanzhuo College did not deceive Wong Tai Sin on the issue of welfare, and provided it for free until he graduated from college, so Da Xian showed mercy and did not cause a tragedy in the world.

Fanzhuo College, the British aristocratic college, the elite education college of the blood clan, all graduates of the school will be assigned to work in college branches around the world after graduation, well, except for Huang Xiaobei Beixian - stay in school to work, and the main business involved is sweeping the floor........

There is no way, the results are too good, and branches around the world have to take a detour when they see him, and euphemistically, "There is no shortage of sweepers in our branches." ”

After graduating, Huang Xiaobei, who had been sweeping the college for a whole year, and had no hope for the future, suddenly turned over today!

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Sitting on the plane to the Celestial Empire, Huang Xiaobei was incomparably excited, who would dare to believe that he, a virtuous person, would be able to go out on a mission one day.

Yesterday, Huang Xiaobei, who was sweeping the floor of the academy, suddenly received news from the academy that he was sent to the Celestial Empire to carry out a mission.

Huang Xiaobei is so happy, thinking that he doesn't need to clean anymore, since he came to this bullshit academy, why do he work every day in addition to work.

The people from the academy told Huang Xiaobei this, saying: "There is a little problem in the branch of the Celestial Empire, a very small kind, so the academy plans to send you to experience it, and you are not allowed to refuse, after all, you are also a graduate of the academy, although it is a subordinate college, you must obey the organizational arrangement, rest assured, it's not a big deal, you just go to play when you get there, and keep you eating and drinking spicy food every day!" ”

Huang Xiaobei agreed without saying a word, not to mention sending him out to eat fragrant and spicy drinks, even if he went out to clean the toilet, he agreed, he had already stayed enough of this damn academy, not to mention working all day, especially in the cafeteria, mother's, every Tuesday there must be that "stargazing at the starry salted fish pizza!" "The students smashed the cafeteria three times, but they didn't eliminate this dish that posed a great threat to humanitarianism.

This time he went to the Celestial Empire to carry out the mission, and the academy gave Huang Xiaobei a total of 10,000 pounds to do the activity funds, and at the same time, Huang Xiaobei also turned into a special operations personnel sent by the academy to the Celestial Empire branch, referred to as "commissioner." ”

From the pocket of his jacket, he took out the action document issued by the academy, and on the platinum paper, in addition to a blood-colored holy sword school emblem, was his name and identity, as well as mission information.

"The Celestial Empire branch lost contact with the academy headquarters a month ago, and it was found that it was only a communication failure, and the students must assist the Celestial Empire branch in establishing communication on the day they arrived at the Celestial Empire branch, in addition, more than 20 members of the North American branch also set off from a month ago, and after the mission is completed, the students can return to the students together with Professor Pol and other members of the North American branch."

After reading the task, Commissioner Huang was in a better mood.

Is this a problem? Is this also called a problem?

Don't look at what the above says to let yourself help the Celestial Empire branch establish communication contacts, but the North American branch went a month ago, and the communication must have been done a long time ago, and it is estimated that the elites of the North American branch are playing wild in the Celestial Empire, and the academy sent me to urge them.

Scold? This is also called a task, and this is also called a task? Don't you dare to make it a little harder!

Commissioner Huang smiled calmly, then closed his eyes, and began to close his eyes to recuperate, preparing for the next trip to the Celestial Empire, or a tour of play.

But Commissioner Huang never expected that everything would come so suddenly.

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Looking at an old beggar outside the airport asking for food, looking at this very familiar scene in front of him, an extremely philosophical question surfaced in Huang Xiaobei's mind.

"To give or not to give?"

Regarding this problem, Commissioner Huang, who had just gotten off the plane, said that he should think about it carefully.

In all fairness, Huang Xiaobei is still quite kind-hearted, but probably because of his natural bad luck, his mother didn't know where he went after giving birth to him, and he didn't know how many people were ruined by a mouthful of poisoned milk, even his own father ...... Therefore, Huang Xiaobei is not only unparalleled in the world with a mouthful of poisonous milk, but also has a faint broom star physique in the sky.

Back then, it was still an old beggar squatting on the edge of the road to ask for food, and after Huang Xiaobei, who was in elementary school, saw him, he obediently followed his father's education and threw his pocket money into the old beggar's rice bowl.

What a good boy.

The old beggar thanked Huang Xiaobei for a long time, and Huang Xiaobei also smiled and said that it didn't matter, it was all his father who told him.

After speaking, Huang Xiaobei beckoned behind the old beggar and said, "Uncle policeman, can you help me take a photo with the old man?" Then send it to our school, and I can get a certificate. ”

In the next scene, Huang Xiaobei said that he would never forget it, the policeman who passed by was stunned for three seconds after seeing the old beggar, and then pounced on it with a bang, and said with great joy: "Lao Tzu can be regarded as catching this wanted criminal!" ”

The old beggar burst into tears: "Why did you still get caught......"

Huang Xiaobei later learned that the unlucky old beggar was a wanted criminal on the run...... Don't you want to say that he is unlucky, he was on the wanted list yesterday, and today he was about to run away disguised as a beggar, but he met Huang Xiaobei and immediately fell into the legal net.

Before the old beggar was taken into the police car, he looked at Huang Xiaobei with an innocent face, and cried bitterly: "Child, you should do less good things in the future, you are not suitable, you are really not suitable!" ”

After that, Huang Xiaobei assisted the public security organs to contact and crack three major cases, all of which were when he was doing good deeds, and found that the people he helped were either fugitives or cultists, and later, the public security organs had to send people to follow Huang Xiaobei closely, no way, this kid is too lucky, as long as he does a good deed, then you can wait for meritorious service.

In the end, Huang Xiaobei swore that he would never do a good job again, because he really couldn't stand the "victims (?)" When he put on the cold handcuffs, the eyes of Dai broke down

Recalling these things that happened when he was a child, these things that caused great trauma to his young soul, it is not difficult to suspect why Huang Xiaobei has to think about whether to give money to the old beggar, he is really afraid that he is sending a wanted criminal to prison.

Although this belongs to doing good deeds for the people, but when you go back to do good deeds, you go back to those who have done good deeds by you have cursed their ancestors for eighteen generations, who can stand it.

But Huang Xiaobei still plans to do another good deed today, nothing else, ask for a lottery.

After looking at the old beggar for a long time, and making sure that he hadn't seen him on the Shenma wanted notice, Huang Xiaobei dragged his suitcase and walked to the old beggar, and said secretly in his heart: "Come on, I'll give you a hundred yuan today, and bless me with a smooth and smooth life in the Heavenly Empire." ”

Pay attention to thinking in your heart, what kind of virtue you have, Commissioner Huang still knows.

Seeing the guests coming, the begging old beggar hurriedly shouted hard, and at the same time raised his eyes to look at Huang Xiaobei's dress, and after seeing Commissioner Huang's foreign yard, a sharp light flashed in the old beggar's cloudy eyes.

took out his wallet worth 10,000 pounds, Huang Xiaobei took the money and said with a smile: "Uncle, you still need food at such an age, you don't have a son or anything?" Come on, come on, I'm a returnee, oh, I didn't mean to brag to you, I just came home, and I decided to give you a hundred dollars and pounds, and begged for a lottery, please bless me with a smooth and prosperous period in the Celestial Empire, and I will be ........"

Before Huang Xiaobei's words fell, he saw an afterimage flash in front of his eyes.

"Brush it!" The old beggar, who was originally disabled in both legs, suddenly jumped into the air, and grabbed Huang Xiaobei's wallet while Huang Xiaobei was talking nonsense, followed by a 180-degree backflip, "Bang!" "It landed firmly on the ground, and it was clean.

After the blow was successful, the old beggar grabbed the wallet in his hand, and actually smiled smugly at someone, the meaning was very simple, "What's the matter, grandpa's kung fu is good, right?" Then without saying a word, he turned around and ran.

Because the incident happened too suddenly, Commissioner Huang didn't react to what was happening, and his empty hands even subconsciously grabbed the air in his hand.

"Huh?"

"Hey!!!"

"Oh, fuck me, you old bastard, don't run!"

Commissioner Huang, who reacted, couldn't help but burst into tears.......

Are you human?

Commissioner Huang was almost stupid, dropped his suitcase, and quickly chased after him with tears on his face, "Give me back your wallet, bastard!" Damn, I'll just say I can't do a good job! ”

But as the saying goes, woe is never a one-way street.

At the same moment when Huang Xiaobei was chasing the old beggar angrily, suddenly, a young man in a peaked cap who had been pretending to read the newspaper nearby suddenly threw away the newspaper in his hand, rushed over, picked up Huang Xiaobei's suitcase left in place and ran.

At a glance, I knew that this peaked hat was related to the old beggar, and he was running away with the suitcase of the yellow commissioner, and he also mocked loudly, "Come on, come on, chase me, chase me!" ”

Hearing the voice behind him, Huang Xiaobei turned his head and looked, so he was so angry.

Commissioner Huang, who was almost so angry that he vomited blood, quickly turned around and chased the cap.

didn't run two steps, the old beggar waved Huang Xiaobei's wallet and shouted behind him, "Here, here." ”

Commissioner Huang hurried to chase the wallet again.

"Hey, don't be busy, I'm closer to you."

Commissioner Huang hurriedly chased the luggage.

"Hurry up, run two more steps, and you'll catch up with grandpa in no time."

A nearby taxi driver who witnessed the whole process couldn't help but touch his chin and sigh when he saw the heroic posture of Commissioner Huang turning back and forth.

"I haven't seen such a stupid person in many years."

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"Bang!"

Agent Huang, who was on the verge of collapse, finally sat down on the ground tired.

Commissioner Huang, who was teary-eyed, looked here and there, looked ahead, and then looked behind.

Whether it was a wallet snatcher or a luggage stealer, they all disappeared without a trace.......

"Oh my God! What is this called? ”

Commissioner Huang repented of his mistake and lay on the ground and shouted mourning!

"It's not human! You're not human! My wallet, my luggage, my eating, drinking, and merrymaking! ”

Kneeling on the ground, the yellow commissioner's eyes were red, and he shouted at the sky.

"I, Huang Xiaobei, wish you two good luck and a long life! There is endless money and endless blessings in your life! The wife is beautiful, the son is smart! Everyone can reach the pinnacle of life! ”

Look, look, what has this forced Commissioner Huang to, and such a ruthless blessing has been released.

It's over, I can only order a song "Cool Cool" and give it to the two strong men just now, the courage is really big, and the poisonous custard thing dares to steal, I really don't know how smart Daxian's mouth is.