"That, twenty lines?"

Listening to Commissioner Huang's expression of "I'm ashamed", the expression on the stall owner's face instantly froze.

"You, what did you say?" His eyes widened, and the stall owner stared at the magical creature in front of him with a shocked expression.

He, what did he just say?

Twenty? Wait, is it twenty? It seems to be, but, no, no, it's me who heard it wrong, yes, yes, it must be that I heard it wrong, how could there be such a shameless person in this world.

Tiger bone wine, I have such a big jar of tiger bone wine, I don't talk about what kind of bones are, but I also soaked a lot of fake ginseng and wolfberries here, and this big jar of liquor alone also cost a lot of money!

The most important thing, the most important thing, is that I only sell a big bottle of wine for 200 yuan!

And I'm going to give him a discount.

Can he give me twenty sentences when I'm done?

Hehehe, I heard it wrong, I definitely heard it wrong, I couldn't have such a shameless person, absolutely impossible!

Just when the stall owner was wondering if he had heard it wrong, Commissioner Huang, who looked very ashamed, rubbed his hands and was embarrassed to say something inhumane.

"That, I don't mind if it's cheaper, do you think eighteen can accept it?"

I accept your grandma's legs!!

The stall owner spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he boarded, and in an instant, the old tears were rampant.

Nima turned out to be really twenty! Nima: I really didn't hear me right......

Twenty, two..... "poof——! ”

The stall owner who really understood the horror of Commissioner Huang felt that the whole world was spinning around before his eyes, and he was on the verge of collapse.

Twenty?! Hehe, twenty, Nima really has such a shameless person in this world! He actually gave me twenty for such a big jar of wine?! This is not even enough money to buy liquor!!

Oh my God, I knew that this comrade was so thick-skinned, what kind of trick did I play with him! I also count on him to quote the number, after all, seeing that he is a young man, he generally does not say that the price is too low, and it is possible to buy it at the original price, which saves me the money I gave him a discount.

But....... Nima, Nima really has such a stinky and shameless person! It turns out that there is really a person who hears the word discount, and goes directly to Grandma's discount!!

The stall owner wanted to cry without tears, and today, he has always been shrewd, and today he finally understands what it means to be sad.

It's also that the stall owner is too young, and seeing that Commissioner Huang was about to be fooled by himself not long ago, he thought that the commissioner was a person who lacked heart.

Yes, Commissioner Huang is indeed a little lacking in other aspects, but in terms of money, it is indescribable.

In a word, even if you are a liar, I can't let you cheat too much!

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Seeing that the stall owner was hit by himself to the point that his face turned pale and he was almost unable to speak, Huang Xiaobei quietly took out twenty yuan and threw it on the stall, and then he was about to leave with the tiger bone wine, holding the wine brewed from the tiger's heart, and said: "That, I see that you haven't moved for a long time, so be it, come, find me two yuan." ”

"Hero, spare your life!"

Looking at Commissioner Huang, who was still waiting for him to find him money, the stall owner didn't kneel down for this great god.

"Hero, hero, spare your life! It can't be twenty! Twenty, I have to be beaten to death by my wife when I go back! ”

Commissioner Huang nodded, "Yes, didn't you say twenty, not eighteen." ”

"I'm ....... you"

When Commissioner Huang saw the stall owner's mouth swinging at that moment, it seemed that he was greeting his ancestors.

"You weren't scolding me just now, were you?"

"Hehehe, I, I have to dare, you are like this, your ancestor ......" The stall owner lowered his head and wiped his cold sweat, "I can't be more terrifying than grandma." ”

Huang Xiaobei hugged the wine bottle and nodded, "Oh, that's it, that's really eighteen lower, I'll give you a little more." ”

The stall owner finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's not too much, and I know how to make a face.

Just when the stall owner was waiting for the Huang commissioner to pay the money, he saw the commissioner holding the tiger bone wine, hehe.

"I don't want those two."

Then turn around and leave.

The stall owner hugged Commissioner Huang's thigh and fell to the ground with a bang.

"I, Nima, you still want to be shameless! I worked hard for a long time, and you gave me two dollars!! Don't go, don't go! If you dare to leave, I'll call someone to catch the thief!! ”

Commissioner Huang was hugged by the stall owner on his thigh, very uncomfortable, and very angry.

"Why do you have so many things, it's okay to be twenty, why don't you be too greedy, be content."

The stall owner squirted out another mouthful of old blood.

Nima, your original price of 200 was bought for 20 yuan, what kind of mood do you have! In the end, who is greedy and who is not satisfied!

The stall owner desperately hugged Commissioner Huang's thigh, his eyes were full of tears, and he scolded himself a hundred times in his heart.

Grandma's, the intelligence didn't say that this kid was such a bastard! No wonder Er Ming told me that this guy was almost bought by the demon party with money a few days ago, and he is really not an ordinary money fan!!

Anyway, I want to see him for Mao today!!

Seeing the stall owner holding his thighs, the expression on his face became more and more sad and angry, especially the pair of thief eyes, there were tears at this time, and Huang Xiaobei also began to reflect on himself.

Twenty, it's a little less.

"Twenty, it's a little less." Commissioner Huang nodded seriously.

The stall owner almost gritted his teeth, is this a little missing?!

It's not really good, either.

"It's not very good." Commissioner Huang reflected on himself very seriously.

The stall owner held back his crying.

You just need to know.

After reflecting for a while, Commissioner Huang raised his head and said with a smile: "Then I'll give you a little more." ”

This time, Commissioner Huang really put his hand in his pocket and began to take out the money.

When the stall owner saw it, he finally smiled.

It's okay, it's okay, it's finally realized, it's not bad.

I knew that this kid wouldn't be so picky, how could Lilith, such a beautiful and generous person, give birth to such a picky child.

Just as the stall owner was relieved, two glittering steel hammers suddenly flew out of the hands of Commissioner Huang and flew in front of him.

Immediately after, the commissioner's demonic voice rang out.

"Twenty-two, then, see you later."

"Stand there, why don't you stand there for me!!"

"Someone, catch the thief, catch the thief!!"

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"This uncle, didn't we all say okay, you will sell me this bottle of wine for twenty yuan, you see I have raised it to twenty-two for you, why are you still like this, come, release your hands from my legs, in addition, loosen your teeth, I don't run, absolutely don't run, just ask you not to bite me."

The stall owner tearfully let go of his teeth biting Huang Xiaobei's trouser legs, and yelled very aggrieved.

"What kind of grandson told you yes! Can you get some face!! What the hell are you..... Forget it, give me back the wine, I won't sell it! ”

Commissioner Huang put on a face, "Lao Tzu is a civilized person, and he doesn't care about you as a poor ghost", and said, "Okay, okay, you didn't say okay, I want this wine, so how much do you want?" ”

"At least give me a hundred and fifteen!"

The stall owner said confidently.

Huang Xiaobei picked his nose and sighed.

When the stall owner was secretly ready to lower the price with this great god, he saw Commissioner Huang put the tiger bone wine in his arms on the ground and did not look back.

"Then don't."

"Heroes stay! I didn't say I wouldn't let you bargain!! "The stall owner is really about to be driven crazy by Commissioner Huang, too, who can not go crazy when he meets such a master.

Commissioner Huang, who had been walking out for almost two miles, turned around, looked at the stall owner's expression of waiting for him to go back, and sighed again.

"Thirty to death."

"You'd better go......"

"Okay."

This time, Commissioner Huang really left without looking back.

Looking at the figure of Commissioner Huang leaving step by step, the stall owner forced the smile on his face, and at the same time told himself in his heart over and over again.

Don't worry, don't worry, he's lowering the price, he's playing tactics with me, rest assured, I've seen a lot of this way, and I'll be back in a while.

Well, rest assured, the designation can come back, the designation can come back, he's with me, he's ...... Well, he got on the bus.

"Hero~Eighty, can you take it~? Even if it's a way for me to live......." The stall owner sat on the ground, his eyes hollow, his voice weak, like a ghost.

To be honest, such a small voice, not to mention Commissioner Huang, who was on the bus, could not be heard even by the pedestrians around.

But the terrifying thing is that within half a minute, Commissioner Huang ran back.

"That's what you said!"

The compulsion is gone, replaced by a sense of relief and complexity.

Staring at Huang Xiaobei deeply, staring at the handsome young man in front of him, the stall owner couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head in his heart, "Sure enough, it's Lilith's son, there are really some different reactions." ”

Just when the stall owner was secretly admiring, I saw Commissioner Huang pick up the tiger bone wine, take out the change, and say with a cheap look.

"Sixty isn't it? Isn't it sixty? ”

The stall owner didn't come up in one breath, and almost met Lord Yama.

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In the end, the large bottle of tiger bone wine was sold for 60 yuan, and Commissioner Huang also took several plastic bags away.

The stall owner, who was tortured to the point of having nothing to love, couldn't help but sigh deeply as he watched the commissioner pull his plastic bag vigorously, and began to doubt his life.

Very tired, he took out a big red bag with the words Moutai written on it, and the stall owner said in a hoarse voice: "I can't see those plastic bags, come, put the wine here, take it out and give it to people to have more face, hey, young man, why are you discussing the last thing?" ”

Huang Xiaobei happily hugged the tiger bone and said, "What's the matter?" ”

The stall owner with a dead face stretched out his hand to Huang Xiaobei and asked Commissioner Huang to come to his ear, and after Commissioner Huang stretched out his ear, the stall owner said weakly in his ear.

"Let's go after buying things, hurry up, get out of here. Don't let me see you in the next life, ha. ”

Huang Xiaobei pulled down his face.

Why is this person like this, why is he still scolding, really, I won't come to you next time to consume.

The stall owner also said, I came to you today, and I don't know what evil I have done.

Forget it, it's nice to be able to see him, and the rest..... You can forget about it after a good night's sleep, right? The stall owner wiped the old tears on his face and thought sadly.

But just as the stall owner had finished selling Huang Xiaobei's things, and had also finished seeing the magical existence of the commissioner, and was about to close the stall and leave, Commissioner Huang suddenly grabbed the stall owner's arm.

The stall owner turned around and said with a look of resentment, "What are you going to do?" ”

Commissioner Huang hugged the tiger bone wine and rubbed his hands, with an expression of "I'm ashamed", which was very shameless.

"Well, let me ask, I've spent so much money on you, do you have any giveaways or anything like that?"

"There should be, right? Surely there is, right? Can I still pick my own? ”

Silence struck.

The stall owner stared straight at Huang Xiaobei, looking directly at the magical creature in front of him that could not be described in words.

The pupils of the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes were staring at the commissioner's big face with no bottom line, and after looking at it for a long time, it enlarged a little bit......

Before passing out, the stall owner muttered with tears in his eyes.

"He asked me for a gift, and the original price of 200 was sold to him for 60, and he gave him a big red bag, and he still asked me for a gift...... Hehe, hehehehe...... Oh, I see God. ”