With the tiger bone wine that he bought for 60 yuan at an original price of more than 200 yuan, Commissioner Huang happily walked away, still carrying a box in his pocket that he had just stolen from the stall owner....... No, it was half a box of Changbai Mountain given to him by the stall owner.

Yes, yes, yes, yes

Carrying wine and cigarettes, Commissioner Huang got on the bus back to his uncle's house with a smile on his face.

Sitting on the bus, Commissioner Huang, who was in a good mood, first looked at the tiger bone wine in his hand, and then looked at the half box of Changbai Mountain in his hand.

Looking at the abundant crops, Commissioner Huang's face showed a smile like a farmer's uncle.

"Oh, Meidi is very beautiful, this trip is not in vain."

In addition to being moved, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but praise the very good stall owner, and said.

"I have to thank that uncle, you see, this is the person who does business, people not only gave me a discount, but also gave me half a box of cigarettes, which is like the one who sells Wang Ba, Tete is so cunning, he opens his mouth for 20,000 yuan, or this uncle is good, true and sincere."

"It's just that it's not very good, I said that I want a giveaway, what's the matter with you giving me your cigarettes?"

Commissioner Huang waved his hand generously and said with a smile, "Forget it, I don't need money anyway, so I won't care about it, well, I'll go to him next time to buy something." ”

Looking at a middle-aged man sitting next to him, Commissioner Huang pushed him cheaply, "Uncle, do you know about tiger bone wine?" Would you like to show you? I've got a serious tiger bone wine here, and I've spent a lot of money. ”

The middle-aged man sitting next to Huang Xiaobei looked at the tiger bone wine in Huang Xiaobei's hand, and then looked at his stinky appearance, pulling his face, and not having a good airway, "The tiger bone wine that can be bought is still on the bus with us." ”

Huang Tepai immediately sighed, "How do you say this, I call it rejoicing with the people, do you want to share my joy with everyone, come and see if I am still a bag of Moutai." ”

The middle-aged man was annoyed by Huang Xiaobei, so he went to sit in front of Huang Xiaobei.

Commissioner Huang turned around again, and said to a middle-aged woman holding a child behind him, "Auntie, do you want to see Tiger Bone Wine?" It's a good thing, and it's definitely going to give you a long time to see. ”

The middle-aged woman simply got out of the car with the child in her arms.

In the end, Commissioner Huang was left alone in the back row of the entire bus, and everyone else was annoyed.

Commissioner Huang said he was helpless.

Why are you so excessive, why can't you share your joy with me...... Well? I seem to have sat down......

Just when Commissioner Huang was trying to show off the stink of the people around him, and as a result, he accidentally sat on the station, and the situation on the other side was really miserable, and it was so miserable that it was not too miserable.

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In fact, even after Commissioner Huang left, the stall owner could not get up from the ground, so he sat quietly on the ground and realized life.

Sitting quietly on the ground, everything flashed before his eyes like a marquee, and the stall owner's expression looked very deep, as if he was a philosopher who was thinking about the ultimate meaning of the world.

The thin face is full of longing to pursue the true meaning of the world.

After getting to know Commissioner Huang, the stall owner naturally thought about the relationship between human beings and the world.

What kind of creature are humans? What is the world really like? What is their relationship?

It is definitely not a relationship of dialectical unity.

So, why are there such brazen people in this world?

After experiencing unimaginable devastation, the stall owner felt a little enlightened.

"Probably because of the complexity of human beings."

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Remembering that not long ago, Commissioner Huang had a shy face and stretched out his hand to ask for a gift, and the stall owner pressed his heart vigorously to make it not too excited.

In case sudden death is not fun because of such a small thing.

Although there is no possibility of sudden death at all.

The stall owner clearly remembered that when he heard the magical word "giveaway" in the mouth of the commissioner, he did not care about the face of any elders, and knelt down with a plop, hugged the thigh of the commissioner Huang, and cried and wiped his tears.

"I beg you, I beg you, I beg you to let me go! It's wrong for me to meet you today, please spare my dog's life, can you let me go home! ”

When he cried and said this sentence that was almost begging for mercy, Huang Xiaobei did not let himself go, and he was very unbelievable.

"Who are you fooling, who is doing business now without giveaways, oh, don't be so picky, money is not brought in life and death, why are you so persistent."

The stall owner was dizzy and almost collapsed.

The strong inner defense line is only a little bit away from being fully captured by Commissioner Huang.

"I'm just a tiger bone wine seller, and it's a one-time business, where will I have any giveaways..... Besides, why are you so persistent? Why do you torture me so much! Hero, hero, I beg you, I beg you to let me go, I really don't have a giveaway for you! ”

Looking at the stall owner's appearance of wanting to cry without tears, Huang Xiaobei also believed that he really didn't have any gifts, but at this time, Commissioner Huang glanced at the stall and immediately saw half a box of Changbai Mountain placed on the edge of the stall.

Commissioner Huang felt a pang in his heart, then stretched out his finger and pointed at the box of Changbai Mountain, and said very ashamedly: "That, do you still smoke this cigarette?" ”

The stall owner petrified on the spot.

Countless philosophical mysteries poured out of the depths of his mind.

Silently glanced back at the location of Huang Xiaobei's finger, and when he found that the commissioner could no longer find the giveaway, and instead stared at his own cigarettes, the stall owner couldn't help but close his eyes, and two lines of old tears flowed from his eyes.

took the cigarette and slapped it directly on the face of Commissioner Huang, and the stall owner trembled, and his upper and lower teeth couldn't help but tremble.

"Get out of here!"

"Hey, thank you, you're really a conscientious businessman, and I'll come to you to buy things in the future."

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Until Commissioner Huang left for a long time, the stall owner did not get up from the ground, and just sat on the ground and thought about life.

Who would have thought that the deputy head of the Celestial Empire Branch, who had been abducted and deceived and didn't know how many winds and waves he had seen in his life, would actually meet such a magical junior.

It's amazing, it's amazing.

Rubbing his face with his hands, Deputy Minister Pierce sighed bitterly.

"Forget it, if you don't get it, you don't have a pit, at least I've seen this kid, well, it's not bad, except for being more annoying and torturous."

Speaking of this, the resentment on Deputy Minister Pierce's face couldn't help but increase a little, and he rolled his eyes at the sky.

"Of course, it's not like Lilith's child at all, how could my goddess give birth to this, by the way, it should be inherited from his father who suffered a thousand cuts!"

Deputy Minister Pierce clapped his hands and said firmly, "That's right, it's the inheritance of that bastard king eight lambs!" If Lilith's bloodline accounted for more in this kid's blood, how could it be like this, Carl's stinky boy might not be as good as him. ”

mentioned his goddess and the father of Comrade Huang Xiaobei who made him want to eat him alive for countless nights, Vice Minister Pierce became irritable and shook his thumb vigorously.

It looks like a married groom is him, but when he enters the cave room, he is replaced by someone else's unlucky bastard, and he almost crushes his teeth when he sits on the ground.

"Flowers are stuck in cow dung, what a flower is stuck in cow dung! My goddess is actually married to an ordinary person?! It's said that she doesn't look as good as me, grandma's! Don't let me know where you're buried, or I'll have to dig your grave!" Leaky bastard! ”

Taking out a box of Yuxi cigarettes from his pocket, Vice Minister Pierce proudly lit one and smiled evilly.

"Little sample, although I didn't pit you much, but no matter how I said that Lao Tzu is also your uncle's, fight with me? You're still young. ”

Deputy Minister Pierce smiled happily, looked at the direction of Commissioner Huang's departure, proudly raised the Yuxi cigarette in his hand, and said, "Boy, don't blame me for cheating you, I mainly want to take revenge." ”

Deputy Minister Pierce grinded his teeth and said, "Although I haven't seen your father, your father is definitely not a good thing!" How dare you defile the most beautiful goddess of our secret blood clan? It's hell! You're his son, and you don't care if I lied to you, do you? After all, does the father pay the debt to the son? ”

But at this point, the expression on Deputy Secretary Pierce's face was very embarrassed.

So a big barrel of liquor, although it is not a good liquor, but it also cost me thirty or forty, plus other messes, although the tiger bones were picked up by me from the trash, and the ginseng is also fake, but if you add that half a pack of cigarettes......

Deputy Secretary Pierce said tragically.

"Looks like it's a draw, right?"

Alas, in terms of money, if you want to deceive Commissioner Huang, there is no such thing at all, and it will end in a tie.

But for the liar, a tie is basically a fiasco.

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Casting his gaze to the guy who had long been out of sight in the distance, Deputy Minister Pierce's thief-eyed face still showed a smile of relief.

"But it's okay, I'm relieved to see him grow so well."

Deputy Minister Pierce cocked Erlang's legs and said very critically, "Although this character has not been inherited too much, and his appearance is not very good, the whole person seems to be more suitable to be described as a bastard, but can it be regarded as inheriting the essence of Lilith, look at those eyes, and that nose, and Lilith are simply carved out of the same mold." ”

Deputy Minister Pierce, whose face was no different from that of the Celestial Empire's oily peddler, looked extremely relieved at the moment, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but sparkle.

When he saw Huang Xiaobei, he was like seeing his son grow up and appear in front of him.

In fact, it's about the same, because in the past few decades, Deputy Minister Pierce has always regarded himself as the number one spare tire of the goddess of the secret party, well, this was originally his own self-deprecation, but when his goddess really got married and had children, he almost bit himself to death.

Spare tire, spare tire, tell people every day what is the spare tire, now it's good, it's really a spare tire!

"Okay, okay, it's not in vain that I took such a big risk today to come to see him."

Deputy Minister Pierce waved his hand in the direction of Huang Xiaobei's departure, "Let's go, let's go, be careful, your old Uncle Pi will protect you behind your back, of course, don't be too lacking in heart and eyes, don't be fooled away by other people's demons with money." ”

Speaking of this, Deputy Minister Pierce suddenly slapped his thigh fiercely, and the resentment on his face almost gushed out.

"Damn, the more I talk about it, the more annoying it becomes, sometimes I really don't understand what this stinky boy thinks! After graduation, he didn't come to Lao Tzu's Celestial Dynasty branch for an interview, but went to what North American branch? Mom, if you come to the Celestial Empire branch as soon as you graduate, will it be as miserable as it is now! ”

Deputy Minister Pierce counted down the air in front of him vigorously, as if Commissioner Huang was standing in front of him, spitting frothing stars.

"Do you know, if you kid graduate and come to the Celestial Empire branch for an interview, I will leave you behind immediately, and then protect you in the safest place of the Celestial Empire branch, but you are good, you actually ......"

Scolding and scolding, Deputy Minister Pierce was naturally deflated.

The Celestial Empire branch has been the penultimate since its establishment, and indeed few students are willing to come, not to mention that this is still a forbidden area for the blood clan.

"Speaking of which, I have to thank that old thing for Fan Zhuo, because if it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't have known about his existence for the rest of my life."

Although Deputy Minister Pierce was smiling, the smile on his face did not show any warmth, only coldness.

"Thank you, teacher."