Chapter 136: Deputy Minister Pierce
With the tiger bone wine that he bought for 60 yuan at an original price of more than 200 yuan, Commissioner Huang happily walked away, still carrying a box in his pocket that he had just obtained from the stall owner..... No, it was half a box of Changbai Mountain given to him by the stall owner.
Yes, yes, yes, it's not called a lie, it's called a gift.
Carrying wine and cigarettes, Commissioner Huang got on the bus back to his uncle's house with a smile on his face, and set foot on the way home in a beautiful manner.
Sitting on the bus, Commissioner Huang, who was in a good mood, first looked at the tiger bone wine in his hand, and then looked at the half box of Changbai Mountain in his hand.
Looking at the abundant crops, Commissioner Huang's face showed a smile like that of a farmer's uncle.
"Oh, Meidi is very beautiful, this trip is not in vain."
In addition to rejoicing, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but praise the very good stall owner.
"Thank you to that uncle, you see, this is the person who does business, not only gave me a discount, but also gave me half a box of cigarettes, which is like the one who sold Wang Ba, Tete is so cunning, he opens his mouth for 20,000 yuan, or this uncle is good, true and sincere."
"Well, it's just a little bit not good, I said I wanted a giveaway, what did you do with giving me your cigarettes?"
Commissioner Huang waved his hand generously, "Forget it, I don't need money anyway, so I won't care, well, I'll go to him next time to buy something." ”
Looking at a middle-aged man sitting next to him, Commissioner Huang, who was in a good mood, pushed him cheaply, "Uncle, do you know about tiger bone wine?" Would you like to show you? I've got a serious tiger bone wine here, and I've spent a lot of money. ”
The middle-aged man sitting next to Huang Xiaobei looked at the tiger bone wine in Huang Xiaobei's hand, and then looked at his stinky appearance, pulling his face, not having a good airway, "The tiger bone wine you can buy is still on the bus with us." ”
Commissioner Huang immediately sighed, "What I said, I call it rejoicing with the people, do you want to share my joy with everyone, come and see if I am still a bag of Moutai." ”
The middle-aged man was annoyed by Huang Xiaobei, so he went to sit in front of Huang Xiaobei.
As a result, Commissioner Huang turned around again, and said to a middle-aged woman holding a child behind him: "Auntie, do you want to see tiger bone wine?" It's a good thing, and it's definitely going to give you a long time to see. ”
The middle-aged woman simply got out of the car with the child in her arms.
In the end, Commissioner Huang was left alone in the back row of the entire bus, and everyone else was annoyed by him.
Commissioner Huang said he was helpless.
Why are you so excessive, why can't you share the joy with me? As the so-called...... Well, it looks like I've sat down......
Just when Commissioner Huang was trying to show off the stink of the people around him, and as a result, he accidentally sat on the station, and the situation on the other side was really miserable, and it couldn't be more miserable.
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In fact, even after Commissioner Huang left, the stall owner could not get up from the ground, so he sat quietly on the ground and realized life.
Sitting quietly on the ground, everything flashed before his eyes like a marquee, and at this moment, the stall owner's expression looked very deep, like a philosopher who was thinking about the ultimate meaning of the world.
The thin face is full of longing to pursue the true meaning of the world.
The eyes of the thief were full of relief.
After getting to know Commissioner Huang, the stall owner naturally thought about the world.
He asked himself over and over again in his mind, what kind of creature is human? What is the world really like? What is the relationship between them?
It is definitely not a relationship of dialectical unity.
So, why are there such brazen people in this world?
After experiencing unimaginable devastation, the stall owner felt a little enlightened.
Looking up at the scorching sunset, the stall owner saw through the red dust and smiled slightly.
"Probably because of the complexity of human beings."
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Remembering that not long ago, Commissioner Huang had a shy face and stretched out his hand to ask for a gift, so the stall owner pressed his heart vigorously to make it not too excited.
It's not fun to die suddenly because of such a trivial matter.
Although there is no possibility of sudden death at all.
Until now, the stall owner still clearly remembers that when he listened to the magical word "giveaway" in the mouth of the commissioner, he did not care about the face of any elders, and knelt down with a plop, hugged the thigh of the commissioner Huang, and cried and wiped his tears.
"I beg you, I beg you, I beg you to let me go! It's wrong for me to meet you today, please spare my dog's life, can you let me go home! ”
When he cried and said these words that were almost begging for mercy, Huang Xiaobei did not let himself go, and said in disbelief.
"Who are you fooling, who is doing business now without giveaways? Oh, don't be so picky, money is a thing that doesn't bring you to life and death, why should you be so persistent. ”
The stall owner was dizzy and almost collapsed.
The strong psychological defense line is only one point away from being fully captured by Commissioner Huang.
"I'm just a tiger bone wine seller, and it's a one-time business, where will I have any giveaways..... Besides, why are you so obsessed? Why do you torture me so much! Hero, hero, I beg you, I beg you to let me go, I really don't have a giveaway for you! ”
Looking at the stall owner's appearance of wanting to cry without tears, Huang Xiaobei also believed that he really didn't have any gifts, but at this time, Commissioner Huang glanced at the stall and immediately saw half a box of Changbai Mountain placed on the edge of the stall.
Commissioner Huang felt a pang in his heart, then stretched out his finger and pointed at the box of Changbai Mountain, and said very ashamedly: "That, do you still smoke this cigarette?" ”
The stall owner petrified on the spot.
Countless philosophical mysteries poured out of the depths of his mind.
Silently glanced back at the location of Huang Xiaobei's finger, and when he found that the commissioner could no longer find the giveaway, and instead stared at his own cigarettes, the stall owner couldn't help but close his eyes, and two lines of old tears were shed in his eyes.
took the cigarette and slapped it directly on the face of Commissioner Huang, and the stall owner trembled, and his upper and lower teeth couldn't help but tremble.
"Get out of here!"
"Hey, thank you, you're really a conscientious businessman, and I'll come to you to buy things in the future."
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Until Commissioner Huang left for a long time, the stall owner did not get up from the ground, just sat quietly on the ground and thought about life.
Who would have thought that the deputy minister of the Celestial Empire Branch, who had been abducted and deceived and didn't know how many winds and waves he had seen in his life, would actually meet such a magical junior?
It's amazing, it's amazing.
Deputy Minister Pierce sat on the ground and sighed sadly, and then habitually put his hand into his pocket to take out a cigarette to relieve his fatigue, but as soon as he put his hand into his pocket, he remembered that the cigarette on his body had been taken away by a commissioner surnamed Huang not long ago.......
At this thought, Deputy Minister Pierce looked even more sad, tugging at the clothes on his chest, and muttered vigorously, "Why did I come to see him, why did I come to see him." ”
In fact, according to Deputy Minister Pierce's original script, he should have come to pit Commissioner Huang today!
Of course, it's not necessarily the case, because according to Deputy Minister Pierce's plan, while he is pretending to be a small trader today to observe Huang Xiaobei, he also has to play tricks on the commissioner! Well, it's better to leave it with some unimaginable psychological damage, which belongs to dreaming about gritting your teeth and chanting your own name or something.
Of course, in this process, Deputy Minister Pierce will also teach Commissioner Huang a little truth about life, so that Commissioner Huang will grit his teeth at him, and at the same time, his soul will be purified and leave. When they really met in the future, when he gave Huang Xiaobei unimaginable help, the deputy minister said cheaply, "I am the one who pits you that day." ”
Well, if there is no surprise, the deputy minister probably designed himself to be a master of the world who plays red dust like Huang Shigong.
However, the real fact is that Huang Xiaobei left an unimaginable psychological damage to Deputy Minister Pierce....... The deputy minister of the Celestial Empire branch was almost caused to a nervous breakdown by the commissioner......
Anyway, the Deputy Minister probably got the wrong person, and if Karl had been replaced, it is estimated that the Deputy Minister's plan would have gone smoothly, but unfortunately..... Today is Commissioner Huang Xiaobei, an existence whose painting style has always been different......
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Squatting on the ground and rubbing his face with his hands, Deputy Minister Pierce sighed bitterly.
"Forget it, if you don't have a pit, you won't be pitted, at least I've seen this kid, well, I'm a little disappointed, okay, disappointed to grandma's house......."
Saying that, Deputy Minister Pierce sighed again, muttering to himself, "Of course, it can't be said that there are no advantages at all, there are still advantages, well, let me think about it, forget it, let's skip it first......"
Remembering the indescribable appearance of Commissioner Huang not long ago, the resentment on Deputy Minister Pierce's face almost turned into substance.
He rolled his eyes at the sky and sighed helplessly.
"Is this really Lilith's son? I can't see it at all, how could my goddess give birth to such a ...... What about this unspeakable child....."
Speaking of which, Deputy Minister Pierce grinded his teeth with resentment.
"Well, eighty percent is inherited from his father who suffered a thousand cuts! If Lilith's bloodline accounted for more in this kid's blood, how could it be like this, Carl's stinky boy might not be as good as him. ”
In just a few minutes, Deputy Secretary Pierce conducted a long-awaited interview with Commissioner Huang, and of course, the results of the interview were disappointing.
I thought it was a guy who pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, but ...... Don't spoil the pigs!
"The vision is too shallow, the person is too picky, and the bottom limit of people belongs to the perennial abandonment, the overall situation? I can't see it at all! I don't even feel very good about IQ, of course, it's too picky, it's not an ordinary pick, I think I'm good enough, but he is more ruthless than me. ”
Vice Minister Pierce sat on the ground and smiled bitterly, "Jiangshan is really a special generation of talents, but can't you develop in a good way?" No wonder I spent five years in the academy! It's ridiculous, I thought you were the same as those sweeping people in Shaolin Temple, and one of them came out casually and was a martial arts master, but it turned out ...... You're really a simple sweeper! ”
Deputy Minister Pierce shook his head bitterly, feeling deep despair about the future, "With his virtue, what will he use to fight with Carl in the future?" Even if my Celestial Empire branch supports him, what's the use? ”
Thinking of the news that Er Ming sent to him yesterday, Vice Minister Pierce was even more congested.
"Not to mention that this unproductive kid is going to be a dogleg for Carl......"
"Can you be a little bit of a good person! Can you show some of the backbone of Abraham's descendants! You must know that Archduke Abraham and you are both directly related! But you're ........"
Vice-Minister Pierce's eyes burned with hatred, and he desperately tugged at the legs of his jeans, which were bare-footed and yellowed.
"What kind of bastard did that bastard with a thousand knives cultivate a secret party leader with a great future! After five years in the academy, it has been swept away all over the world? Are you worthy of Lilith! ”
Thinking of his goddess and the father of Comrade Huang Xiaobei who made him want to eat alive for countless nights, Vice Minister Pierce became irritable and snapped his thumb vigorously.
"Flowers are stuck in cow dung, what a flower is stuck in cow dung! My goddess is actually married to an ordinary person?! It's said that he doesn't look as good as me? Grandma's! Don't let me know where you're buried, or I'll have to dig your grave!" Leaky bastard! ”
At this moment, Deputy Minister Pierce looked like a married groom was him, but when he entered the cave room, he was replaced by someone else's unlucky bastard, and he almost gritted his teeth when he sat on the ground.
It can be seen how much he hates Huang Xiaobei's father.
And the reason why he is holding a fake bottle of tiger bone wine today, or he can pull three days of thin things to pit the Huang commissioner after drinking it, is completely to take revenge!
You must know Vice Minister Pierce's resentment against Huang Xiaobei's father, it is really not a star, even if Huang Xiaobei's father dies, he has to let Huang Xiaobei's father pay off his debts!
Alas, old comrade Huang Xiaozhi is wronged.
To be honest, the reason why Commissioner Huang has become the virtue he is today..... How to say it, although it has a lot to do with the family environment, in essence, it is an unobtrusive product.
Even if you swap living environments with Carl, somehow, you always feel that there will be a rich second generation who is out of tune......
Carl, on the other hand, would probably be an honor student from a poor family, but he was resilient and of good moral character.
Therefore, Commissioner Huang himself is like this, there is no influence of the family environment, and he is so virtuous.