"That, twenty lines?"

Listening to Commissioner Huang's expression of "I'm ashamed", the expression on the stall owner's face instantly froze.

"You, what did you say?"

The stall owner looked at Huang Xiaobei in front of him with shock written on his face, and his pupils were full of doubts about life and the world.

He, what did he just say?

Twenty? Wait, is it twenty? It seems to be, but, no, no, it's me who heard it wrong, yes, yes, it must be that I heard it wrong, how can there be such a shameless person in this world?

Tiger bone wine, I have such a big jar of tiger bone wine, I don't talk about what kind of bones are, but I also soaked a lot of fake ginseng and wolfberries here, and this big jar of liquor alone also cost a lot of money!

The most important thing is that my large bottle of wine itself only sells for 200 yuan!

And I'm going to give him a discount.

Can he give me twenty sentences when I'm done?

Hehehe, I heard it wrong, I definitely heard it wrong, it was impossible for me to hear it wrong, it was impossible for me to have such a shameless person, absolutely impossible.

Just when the stall owner wondered if he had heard it wrong, Commissioner Huang, who looked very ashamed, rubbed his hands and said a dehumane sentence very embarrassed.

"Well, I don't mind if it's cheaper, can you see that Eighteen can accept it?"

I accept your grandma's legs!!

The stall owner spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and in an instant, old tears were rampant.

Nima turned out to be really twenty! Nima: I really didn't hear me right......

Twenty, two..... "poof——! ”

The stall owner who really understood the horror of Commissioner Huang intuitively felt that the whole world was spinning in front of his eyes.

Twenty?! Hehe, twenty, Nima turns out that there are really such stinky and shameless people in this world! He actually gave me twenty for such a big jar of wine?! This is not even enough money to buy liquor!!

Oh my God, I knew that this comrade was so thick-skinned, what kind of trick did I play with him, and I still expected him to quote the number, after all, seeing that he was a young man, he would not generally say that the price was too low, and it was possible to buy it at the original price, which saved me the money I gave him a discount.

But....... Nima, Nima, it turns out that there are really such stinky and shameless people in this world! It turns out that there is really a person who hears the word discount, and goes directly to Grandma's discount!!

The stall owner wanted to cry without tears, and he, who had always been shrewd, finally understood what it was like to be sad today.

He regretted not being at the beginning, lying on the ground and hammering the earth in tears.

"Make your mouth dirty! Make your mouth cheap! Make your mouth cheap!! ”

Alas, the stall owner is too young, and seeing that Commissioner Huang was fooled by himself not long ago, he thought that the commissioner was a person who lacked heart.

Yes, in other respects, Comrade Commissioner is indeed a little lacking in heart, but in terms of money, it is indescribable.

In a word, even if you are a liar, I can't let you cheat too much!

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Seeing that the stall owner had been hit by himself to the point that his face turned pale and he was almost unable to speak, Huang Xiaobei quietly took out twenty yuan and threw it on the stall, and then he was about to leave with the tiger bone wine, holding the wine brewed from the tiger's heart, and said: "That, I see that you haven't moved for a long time, so be it, come, find me two yuan." ”

"Hero, spare your life!"

Looking at Commissioner Huang, who was still waiting for him to find him money, the stall owner didn't kneel down for this great god.

"Hero, hero, spare your life! It can't be twenty! Twenty, I have to be beaten to death by my wife when I go back! ”

Commissioner Huang nodded, "Yes, didn't you say twenty, not eighteen." ”

"I'm ....... you"

Commissioner Huang looked at the swing of the stall owner's mouth for a moment, as if he was greeting his ancestors.

"You weren't scolding me just now, were you?"

"Hehehe, I, I have to dare, you are like this, your ancestor ......" The stall owner lowered his head and wiped his cold sweat, "I can't be more terrifying than grandma." ”

Huang Xiaobei hugged the wine bottle and nodded, "Oh, that's it, the eighteen is indeed a little lower, I'll give you a little more." ”

The stall owner breathed a sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's not too much, and I know how to point face.

Just when the stall owner was waiting for the Huang commissioner to pay the money, he saw the commissioner holding the tiger bone wine, hehe.

"I don't want those two."

Then turn around and leave.

The stall owner hugged Commissioner Huang's thigh and fell to the ground with a bang.

"I, Nima, you still want to be shameless! I worked hard for a long time, and you gave me two dollars?! Don't go, don't go! If you dare to leave, I'll call someone to catch the thief!! ”

Commissioner Huang was hugged by the stall owner on his thigh, very uncomfortable, and very angry.

"Why do you have so many things, it's okay to be twenty, don't be too greedy, be content."

The stall owner squirted out another mouthful of old blood.

Nima, your original price of 200 was bought for 20 yuan, what kind of mood do you have! In the end, who is greedy and who is not satisfied!

The stall owner desperately hugged Commissioner Huang's thigh, his eyes were full of tears, and he scolded himself a hundred times in his heart.

Grandma's, the intelligence didn't say that this kid was such a bastard! No wonder Er Ming told me that this guy was almost bought by the demon party with money a few days ago, and he is really not an ordinary money fan!!

Seeing the stall owner holding his thighs, the expression on his face became more and more sad and angry, especially the pair of thief's eyes, which were actually filled with tears at this time, and Huang Xiaobei also seriously reflected on himself.

Twenty, it's a little less.

"Twenty, it's a little less." Commissioner Huang nodded seriously.

The stall owner almost gritted his teeth, is this a little missing?!

It's not really good, either.

"It's not really good." Commissioner Huang reflected on himself very seriously.

The stall owner held back his crying.

You just need to know!

After seriously reflecting for a while, Commissioner Huang slowly raised his head and said with a smile: "Then I'll give you a little more." ”

This time, Commissioner Huang really put his hand in his pocket and began to take out the money.

Seeing this, the stall owner smiled with relief, and even tears of emotion appeared in his eyes.

It's okay, it's okay, it's finally enlightened, it's not bad.

I knew that this kid wouldn't be so picky, how could Lilith, such a beautiful and generous person, give birth to such a picky child?

Just as the stall owner was relieved, two glittering steel hammers suddenly flew in front of him from the hands of Commissioner Huang.

Immediately after, the commissioner's demonic voice rang out.

"Twenty-two, then, see you later."

"Stand there, why don't you stand there for me!!"

"Someone, catch the thief, catch the thief!!"

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"This uncle, didn't we all say okay, you will sell me this bottle of wine for twenty yuan, you see I have raised it to twenty-two for you, why are you still like this, come, release your hands from my legs, in addition, loosen your teeth, I don't run, absolutely don't run, just ask you not to bite me."

The stall owner tearfully let go of his teeth biting Huang Xiaobei's trouser leg and screamed aggrievedly.

"What kind of grandson told you yes! Can you get some face!! What the hell are you..... Forget it, give me back the wine, I won't sell it! ”

Commissioner Huang put on a face, "Lao Tzu is a civilized person, and he doesn't care about you as a poor ghost", and said, "Okay, okay, you didn't say okay, I also bought this wine, so how much do you want?" ”

"At least give me a hundred and fifteen!"

The stall owner said confidently.

Huang Xiaobei picked his nose and sighed.

Just when the stall owner was secretly ready to lower the price with this great god, he saw Commissioner Huang put the tiger bone wine in his arms on the ground and didn't look back.

"Then don't."

"Heroes stay! I didn't say I wouldn't let you bargain!! "The stall owner is really about to be driven crazy by Commissioner Huang, too, who can not go crazy when he meets such a master.

Commissioner Huang, who had been walking out for almost two miles, turned around, looked at the stall owner's expression of waiting for him to go back, and sighed.

"Thirty to death."

"You'd better go......"

"Okay."

This time, Commissioner Huang really left without looking back.

Looking at the figure of Commissioner Huang leaving step by step, the stall owner forced the smile on his face, and at the same time told himself in his heart over and over again.

Don't worry, he's lowering the price, he's playing tactics with me, rest assured, I've seen a lot of this way, and I'll be back in a while.

Well, rest assured, the designation can come back, the designation can come back, he is with me, he is ...... Well, he got on the bus.

"Hero~Eighty, can you take it~? Even if I have a way to live......." The stall owner sat on the ground, his eyes tired and his voice weak, like a ghost.

To be honest, such a small voice, let alone the Huang commissioner who got on the bus, it is impossible for even the pedestrians around to hear it.

But the terrifying thing is that within half a minute, Commissioner Huang ran back.

"That's what you said!"

The compulsion is gone, replaced by a sense of relief and complexity.

Staring at Huang Xiaobei deeply, staring at the handsome young man in front of him, the stall owner couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly in his heart, "Sure enough, it's Lilith's son, it's really a different reaction." ”

Just when the stall owner was secretly admiring, I saw Commissioner Huang pick up the tiger bone wine, take out the change, and say with a cheap look.

"Sixty isn't it? Isn't it sixty? ”

The stall owner didn't come up in one breath, and almost met Lord Yama.

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In the end, the large bottle of tiger bone wine was sold for 60 yuan, and Commissioner Huang also took several plastic bags away.

The stall owner, who was tortured to the point of having nothing to love, looked at the commissioner dragging his plastic bag vigorously, and couldn't help but start to doubt his life again.

Exhausted, he took out a big red bag with the word Moutai written on it, and the stall owner said in a hoarse voice: "I can't see those plastic bags, come, put the wine here, take it out and give it to people to have more face, hey, young man, why are you discussing the last thing?" ”

Huang Xiaobei happily hugged the tiger bone and said, "What's the matter?" ”

The stall owner with a dead face beckoned to Huang Xiaobei and asked Commissioner Huang to come to his ear, and after Commissioner Huang stretched out his ear, the stall owner said weakly in his ear.

"Let's leave after buying things, hurry up, get out of here, don't let me see you again in the next life, ha."

Huang Xiaobei pulled down his face.

What kind of person is this, why are you still scolding him, really, I won't come to you next time to consume.

The stall owner also said, I came to you today, and I don't know what evil I have done.

Forget it, it's nice to be able to see him, as for the rest..... You can forget about it after a good night's sleep, right? The stall owner wiped the old tears on his face and thought sadly.

But just as the stall owner had finished selling Huang Xiaobei's things, and had finished reading the magical existence of the commissioner, and was about to close the stall and leave, Commissioner Huang suddenly grabbed the stall owner's arm.

The stall owner turned around and said with a look of resentment, "What are you going to do?" ”

Commissioner Huang hugged the tiger bone wine and rubbed his hands, with an expression of "I'm ashamed", which was very shameless.

"Well, let me ask, I've spent so much money on you, do you have any giveaways or anything like that?"

Silence struck.

The stall owner stared straight at Huang Xiaobei, looking directly at the magical creature in front of him that could not be described in words.

Finally, the pupils of those thief eyebrows and rat eyes, after staring at the commissioner's bottomless face for a long time, dilated a little......

Before passing out, the stall owner muttered with tears in his eyes.

"He asked me for a gift, and the original price of 200 was sold to him for 60, and he gave him a big red bag, and he still asked me for a gift...... Hehe, hehehehe...... Oh, I see God. ”

"Why the hell am I in front of him today......