"He must want to soak Qianqian!"

"Absolutely, why don't you go to the eldest lady's place to make a small report?"

After Lao Wei and Tang Seng finished discussing how to spend money, they began to think about this issue very seriously.

After all, Huang Xiaobei is going to start dying, and they don't want to be affected by him.

And Huang Xiaobei on the side almost crushed his teeth, especially listening to the two out-of-stock muttering discussions, the commissioner really wanted to die.

Mom, this is called a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people!

What's wrong with me? Didn't I just want to apologize to someone?

Although the whole thing is the most scumbag, but, for the sake of my conscience, can't I spend money to buy peace of mind!

You don't have to hear those voices, your conscience is not disturbed!

Throwing off a Changbai Mountain in his hand that had been secretly opened, Huang Xiaobei shouted at Wei Sling viciously.

"Old Wei, I don't have enough money in my pocket, lend me some money to buy something!"

Tang Seng rolled his eyes, "Is your movement like borrowing money?" It's clear that you want to grab it. ”

The person concerned, Lao Wei, smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaobei, it's no problem to borrow money, and I won't say anything if you don't pay it back," Lao Wei swallowed silently, "But, but I'm mainly worried that the eldest lady will treat me as your accomplice." ”

Tang Seng kindly pulled the sleeve of the old guard and reminded in a low voice, "Don't borrow it, you don't want to brush the dishes with us, do you?" ”

"Well, what you said is very reasonable, then we should not hear or see, just to stop him from wanting to open a harem."

Huang Xiaobei was completely angry, sat up from the bed with a bang, took a Changbai Mountain in his hand, and pointed at Tang Seng Wei Slin viciously and shouted.

"Can you two be normal! How many times have I said it, I'm really not Lolicon! I don't really have any interest in that loli, why are you ......?"

"Smack." A box of Changbaishan fell out of the opened cigarette stick.

Looking at the cigarette that fell under his feet, Lao Wei kindly reminded, "Your cigarette is gone." ”

In exchange for it, all he got was the cannibalistic eyes of Commissioner Huang.

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Staring at the box of Changbai Mountain that fell to the ground, Huang Xiaobei slowly narrowed his eyes.

Holding a Changbai Mountain in his hand in front of him, Huang Xiaobei found that a new cigarette he bought had been secretly opened unconsciously, and most importantly, there were two boxes missing in it!

Commissioner Huang took a deep breath.

Okay, okay, now let's put aside the matter of buying gifts for Qianqian and explaining that I really don't have the idea of opening a harem, let's deal with this matter first, you must know that this matter is much more important than anything at the moment!

Tilting his head slightly, staring at the innocent two people in front of him, Commissioner Huang's expression became gloomy a little.

"Did you two steal my cigarettes? How are there two boxes missing! ”

Old Wei Tang Seng suddenly showed a dog's expression.

"Why are you running here to touch porcelain? Just now, everyone was standing at the table, who stole your cigarettes. ”

Commissioner Huang pointed at Tang Seng and Weslin, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like he was about to beat someone.

"You two brought it to me, or believe it or not I'll smoke you both!."

Tang Seng and Weslin, you look at me, I look at you, you are really confused.

"Are you sick?"

See these two bastards actually bite so tightly and pretend to be so similar? Without saying a word, Huang Xiaobei jumped off the bed with a bang, rolled up his sleeves and went straight to Tang Seng Wei Slin.

"Damn, stealing things is still so horizontal, can you take it? If you don't take it, I'll kill you! ”

In the face of the vexatious Commissioner Huang, the old guard, who had a good temper, also had an angry look on his face.

"Xiaobei, are you uncomfortable tonight!"

Elder Tang simply rolled up his sleeves and jumped directly on the table.

"Good come, this grandson is underwhelmed tonight! Come on, come on, why don't you have to be a boss tonight! ”

"Give me back the cigarettes, and the money! Yo he still dares to resist, damn, Lao Tzu won't borrow money tonight, just rob it! ”

"Kill this shameless one!!"

"Just kick him in the face!"

"Hand over the cigarettes and money!!"

"Hey, hey, don't pull my hair!"

"Huang Xiaobei, if you are alone, let go of the hand that is picking at my eyes."

"What did you two lock my neck, what did I say!"

"Grandma's can't be reasonable, let's fight!"

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Listening to the sound of group beatings from the bedroom next door, Wang Erming sat quietly on the bed, pulled the Changbai Mountain in his hand, and smiled.

"Yueyue, thank you."

"It's good not to be angry."

"You weren't noticed by them, were you? Be careful, your stealth can't touch people. ”

"Got it."

"Bang bang bang!"

At this moment, the sound of tables, chairs and benches flipping, the sound of bed boards collapsing, and the sound of humans hugging each other and rolling on the ground came from behind the thin wall.

"Give the cigarette back to Lao Tzu!"

"You just can't find it!"

"Die!!"

Accompanied by the screams of the mutual beating next door, Wang Erming, who was sitting on the bed against the wall, comfortably spit out a large mouthful of thick smoke.

"Life."

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On this night, a two-hour martial arts conference was held in the dormitory, and the three eldest brothers started a martial arts competition with a good mood of killing one if they could kill one.

After the game, the three big brothers with blue noses and swollen faces said: I didn't play very well tonight, I didn't play my strength, continue tomorrow night, anyway, in a word, or I will find the lost cigarettes, or I will have to kill a Liliwei to see who is the boss!

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The next day.

Because the eldest lady is still studying her roast suckling pig, it seems that she will continue to study it for a few days, so Huang Xiaobei and they have not been poisoned all day today.

The Demon Party didn't come to make trouble, it should be preparing for the competition.

Dao Ye seems to be still talking to the owner of the Yunhai Hotel about changing his name, Carl also followed to negotiate, and Commissioner Huang also left the hotel today to buy an apology gift for Qianqian.

The time of the day passed so uneventfully, and of course, the three eldest brothers did not talk to each other all day today.

Well, it's probably still angry.

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Eight o'clock in the evening.

Huang Xiaobei, who had two black eyes on his face, bruises all over his body, and a white bandage on his head, was sitting on the edge of the bed in the bedroom at the moment.

Holding his chin, the wounded-looking commissioner stared at the large dark green woven bag on the ground with a sad face.

This is what he went out to buy for Qianqian this afternoon, not much, a lollipop of six hundred yuan, exactly the same small slippers and a small Nene, plus a bright red skirt and a big red shirt that Commissioner Huang bought back with his unique straight male vision......

Well, I have to say, how does that outfit look like it was worn by an aunt over fifty years old.

After buying the things, Huang Xiaobei calculated, these things cost him nearly 1,500 yuan in total, and the commissioner almost fainted in distress.

Of course, he took out more than three hundred himself, and the rest of the money was all stolen from Lao Wei.

Otherwise, what do you think is the bandage on the head? Can you grab more than a thousand dollars without seeing a little blood?

It's just a joke, you think Tang Seng and Wesling are also fuel-efficient lamps?

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At present, staring at the large woven bag on the ground, Commissioner Huang is thinking about how he should give these things to Qianqian.

To be honest, he wanted Qianqian to know that this was the reparation package he bought for her, but on the other hand, he didn't want her to know, because he always felt a little embarrassed.

As he was pondering, he saw the old guard with a plaster cast on his arm and messy hair pushing open the door of the dormitory and returning to the dormitory with a gloomy face.

Huang Xiaobei saw that Lao Wei came back from the hospital after a plaster cast, and in all fairness, he also knew that he was a little too much last night, so Commissioner Huang took the initiative to smile and wave to Lao Wei, "It's not a big deal, right?" ”

The old guard sat back on the edge of the bed without saying a word.

After a long while, the old guard gritted his teeth and said, "It's not a big deal, it's just that my arm is almost broken!" ”

Huang Xiaobei grinned, pointed to the bandage on his forehead and said, "I let you both open the scoop, both of you have a concussion, and two black-eyed blues, what did I say?" ”

Lao Wei was just about to speak, but unexpectedly, Tang Seng, who was on crutches, also limped back to the dormitory.

As soon as he entered the house, Tang Seng shouted at the top of his voice.

"Didn't you fight enough? I won't continue tonight! Lao Tzu has a weapon in his hand this time, don't say that I bullied you two when the time comes! ”

Elder Tang raised the cane in his left hand fiercely, and almost fell to his death......

At the moment, the basement dormitory looks like a field hospital.

Either this arm has a cast, or the head has a bandage, and another has to walk on crutches.

The three eldest brothers were looking at each other gloomily at this moment, and it seemed that they were still talking to each other.

I have to say that the three eldest brothers are really ruthless, and the injuries on their bodies don't look like they were caused by their own people at all, you must know that Carl was taken aback when he saw them for the first time this morning, and then hurriedly asked.

"Is the Demon Party here again?"

When he learned that the injury was accidentally caused by the three eldest brothers' martial arts last night, the expression on Carl's face became profound and complicated.

At that moment, Carl wanted to ask, how much enmity do you have? Can you put such a heavy hand?

Commissioner Huang said at the time, because we lost two boxes of cigarettes, so it is necessary to learn martial arts, well, two boxes of cigarettes are indeed worth the price.

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Touching the bandage on his forehead, which had turned red, Huang Xiaobei sighed and said.

"Actually, it's okay for us to fight a dozen occasionally, after all, it's an exchange of feelings, but let's do less of this kind of thing in the future, old guard, dead bald, I'll pay for the medical expenses for the two of you, okay?"

The old guard stood up suddenly.

"That's what I paid for!!"

Huang Xiaobei waved his hand again and again.

"When I sell the bathwater, I'll pay you back all the money I owe you, right? Really, I fight like this every day, and my body can't bear it. ”

Lao Wei sighed, and said with his left hand that he could use, "Forget it, you just give me back the money you paid for the purchases, and the rest...... Let's talk about it. ”

Huang Xiaobei sincerely held Weslin's left hand and said, "Old Wei, although you like to pat yourself on the back and pretend to be a grandson, and you have a habit of women's clothing, you are really a good person. ”

Lao Wei let Huang Xiaobei die as far as he wanted.

Tang Seng stared at the big woven bag on the ground, leaning on crutches and said, "This is what you bought for that child?" Then why don't you give it to her quickly?"

Hearing this, Huang Xiaobei looked at the two of them bitterly.

"Can you two help you get an idea? Actually, I don't really want Qianqian to know that this is the gift I bought for her, but, but I kind of think, you should have seen her today, right? The eyes are red, and it looks like I cried last night. ”

Thinking of the way he saw Qianqian this morning, the expression on Huang Xiaobei's face was a lot duller.

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"What do you want to do, do you want to steal from me! Woooooooooooooo ”

Qianqian, who was going to make a roast suckling pig with the eldest lady, saw herself again, her eyes were red again, and she threw the frying spoon in her hand at him crying, and then turned around and ran away crying.

Huang Xiaobei, who wanted to apologize, couldn't say a word, so he could only look at the little Lori who ran away crying.

What made him even more embarrassed was that the eldest lady who used to laugh when she saw herself also gave him an indifferent face for the first time!

I have to say that the eldest lady doesn't smile at herself, this is really the scariest thing in the world.

It also made Commissioner Huang feel from the bottom of his heart that he was a bastard and not a human being.

Commissioner Huang patted his cheek with a headache and sighed deeply, "I can't see a girl crying the most, and why did they bully her into crying, so do you think I want her to know?" ”

Tang Seng finally showed a little bit of the appearance of a monk.

"Why care what she thinks, you can know it in your own heart, not to mention that in her eyes, we are not good people, as long as you do it yourself and your conscience is comfortable, you can."

When the words fell, Huang Xiaobei and Wei Sling looked at Tang Seng at the same time.

"Are you really dead bald? The style of painting is not like it at all. ”

"Get out!"

"Hey, this style of painting is right."

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After thinking and hesitating, Huang Xiaobei still decided not to tell Qianqian.

Nothing else, the little fart looks fierce, but it's still relatively simple, well, let her think it's a Christmas gift from Santa Claus.

It's only summer.......

Dragging the big woven bag on the ground, Huang Xiaobei was about to give Qianqian a gift, but Commissioner Huang thought very well, threw the gift at the door, and then ran away immediately, which was perfect.

"Oops, I'm going to these lollipops and it's quite heavy, I wouldn't have bought so many if I knew I wouldn't have bought them."

A lollipop of six hundred yuan, you can imagine how much Huang Xiaobei bought, and can it not sink.

Without dragging the woven bag, Huang Xiaobei happily greeted the old guard and Tang Seng who were sitting on the bed.

"Hey, hey, two big brothers, do you two dare to come and help?"

Lao Wei silently raised his right hand in plaster, and Tang Seng silently raised the crutches in his hand.

Then the two of them sat on the edge of the bed, holding a cigarette in their mouths, waiting to see how Huang Xiaobei dragged this big bag of things out of the dormitory.

Looking at the two wounded, and then at their injuries, Huang Xiaobei gave up the idea of letting them help.

At the same time, I can't help but sigh in my heart.

I would have known that I wouldn't have been so ruthless, and I would ...... such a heavy thing by myself Anyway, it didn't have much to do with me, and it was the two of them who kicked me to the ground during the scuffle.

But then somehow, the three of us rolled together in a hug, and in the end we couldn't remember who we were beating, and as soon as we closed our eyes, we would beat whoever we caught.

"You two take your time here to recuperate, Commissioner Ben is going to do something humanly deserved."

Reluctantly turned around, Huang Xiaobei carried the woven bag on his shoulders like Santa Claus, and was about to send warmth to Little Lori.

Rest assured, the commissioner is not a Maozi brother, and he definitely does not have the strength to carry almost dozens of pounds of things on his shoulders.

He still turned around and dragged the woven bag and struggled out of the dormitory.

Looking at Huang Xiaobei's back, Lao Wei and Tang Seng smoked cigarettes and commented.

"Do you look at the back of him dragging things?"

"Picking up the rags, huh?"

"Hehe, I guess Xiaobei still thinks that his current image looks very much like Santa Claus, you look at the proud smile on his face, but I don't know, he looks like a rag picker."

Elder Tang shouted at the top of his voice, "I said, can't you buy a better bag?" For more than 1,000 yuan, you just take such a broken woven bag? ”

Commissioner Huang scolded angrily.

"Fart, you don't need money to buy a good bag!"

"So you look like a rag picker."

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After Huang Xiaobei finally dragged the woven bag away, Tang Seng made an evaluation of him.

"This kid picks a little bit, but sometimes he's quite generous."

"So I'm quite willing to make friends with him, he can pick out the little things like eating and drinking Lazar to the extreme, but if they have a car accident one day, it is estimated that he can immediately take out all his net worth."

Tang Seng nodded, and then the two of them sat together and looked at each other.

"Let's smoke."