Chapter 173: Humanity
Faced with the fatal question pointed out by Tang Seng, Huang Xiaobei and Weslin were silent.
Indeed, it was a complete fluke to get Qianqian's bath water tonight, and it was completely that scumbag who was magnanimous, and when he ate meat, he left some bone scum for them by the way.
But if you want to get Qianqian's bath water, it's not so easy.
Tang Seng's words poured on Huang Xiaobei and Wei Sling's heads like a basin of cold water, extinguishing the excitement of the two of them wanting to make a fortune by selling bath water.
Just when the three of them fell into a state of sorrow, Huang Xiaobei suddenly had an idea and raised his hand.
"Hey, there is a way, there is a way, even if we can't get Qianqian's, it's okay to pass off someone else's, anyway, as long as we prepare the supporting items such as photos and videos, are we afraid that no one will buy them?"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at him gloomily.
"You're not going to use your own bathwater, are you?"
Commissioner Huang spread his hands, and his face was full of Lao Tzu's "Serious businessman? A few words.
"I'm not that unlimited, I mean, you can actually buy it online, I think there should be a lot of this kind of stuff online, you can definitely buy it! Why don't you buy the cheapest, anyway, as long as you can guarantee that it is a girl's bathwater, as for whether you buy a dinosaur or a cute girl, it depends on the luck of the person who buys something. ”
Lao Wei and Tang Seng glanced at each other, admiring Huang Xiaobei's genius idea.
"That's it!"
The three of them began to operate as they spoke, Lao Wei took away his mobile phone and immediately searched Taobao for girls' bath water, but there was no.
When they found an adult product store that sold inflatable dolls, they vaguely found the words "bath water for high school girls".
Huang Xiaobei snatched his phone and took a look, and was immediately pleasantly surprised.
"Yo, three hundred, so cheap."
After being pleasantly surprised by the cheap price of the bath water, Huang Xiaobei set his sights on the model advertisement in the store.
In the next second, the expression on Huang Xiaobei's face was a lot more complicated.
How to say it, anyway, the owner of this shop is quite honest, and the model he found is really a female high school student, or a female junior high school student, because the model in the photo looks a little shorter than Qianqian, and she is a young person. Woman.
But the posture ........
Anyway, the face is relatively white, and the rest, that's hehehehe.
Lao Wei glanced at the female high school student and shivered.
Tang Seng stared at the model in the photo who just made a mosaic of his eyes for a long time, and couldn't help but shudder.
Returning the mobile phone to Huang Xiaobei, Elder Tang said with an unacceptable look from a poor monk, "If it's me, I will never buy this child's bathwater, you look at that child's appearance, his eyes are so small, the bridge of his nose is so collapsed, even if he is beautiful, he doesn't seem to have any desire to make people masturbate, it's just a trumpet Lin Yongjian." ”
Huang Xiaobei handed the mobile phone to Lao Wei, and sighed, "Who cares if you like it or not, as long as it's a girl's bath water, come to Lao Wei, buy five bottles first, this is 150,000." ”
"Okay."
Lao Wei took the phone and immediately prepared to buy it.
But in the next second, the old guard who was staring at the mobile phone screen gradually narrowed his eyes.
"Oh no, something happened."
Looking at the strange Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng, Lao Wei touched his chin and said something that made the two of them almost collapse.
"This bathwater is sold out."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng instantly widened their glasses, wondering if they were hallucinating in their ears.
Lao Wei scratched his face in a daze, "I didn't lie to you, really, it's really sold out, I don't believe you see for yourself, the inventory is zero, and the shopkeeper directly replied to those who urged the goods in the comment area, saying that the demand is too great, their supply here is really not able to keep up, and her daughter is about to take a shower seven times a day, but it is still not enough to sell." ”
Tang Seng, who didn't believe in evil, directly snatched the phone, flipped to the position of the comment area, and said with words in his mouth.
"Who is this so scared? It's all ugly and that virtue, and it can still be sold out? Why the hell am I ......?"
Looking at the praise in the comment area, and the comments of a large group of perverts kneeling down and begging the shopkeeper to load the goods as soon as possible, Elder Tang put down his phone, looked up and sighed.
"It's hard to imagine this human being."
Huang Xiaobei also took his mobile phone and looked at it, looking at the almost crazy comment area of the store, and even threatening the store to stop selling goods, so he went to the Consumer Association to tell him for comments, Commissioner Huang shook his head bitterly, and also sighed.
"Where the hell are so many perverts in this world? Such an ugly Lori,Except for white spots,There's almost nothing to see.,As a result, it can still be sold out? Are those lolicons so hungry? ”
Faced with this magical world, Lao Wei touched his chin, looking like a thinker.
"Do you think we're still a little too young?"
"That makes sense."
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Later, after careful analysis by the three of them, they agreed that the reason why the bathwater in this store can be sold so hot is because of two words, integrity!
The reason is very simple.,Although that Lori is a little ugly.,But it's really a real Lori! And the owner's performance is enough to prove that it is really his daughter!
Of course, it doesn't necessarily matter if it's biological.
Of course, it doesn't matter if the shopkeeper has green on his head.
Anyway, except for scum, it is estimated that few fathers in the world can do such a heartbreaking thing.
And the most terrifying thing is that there is a small video in the promotional photos of this store, and it can even be said that the reason why this bathwater sells so well is directly related to this small video!
In the video, a little Lori is squatting in the bathtub taking a bath, and the bath water in the bathtub is directly loaded into the bottle for sale.
Although the appearance is average, everything is average, but the sweet voice of the little Lori suddenly appeared from the video.
"Uncle, people are taking a bath very hard today, and Dad bought a very fragrant shower gel for others, the water is fragrant, don't you really want to buy it back and try it?"
After the video ended, another video jumped out, and the content was still the same, but the words had changed.
"Dad, people are taking a bath very hard today, and my mother bought a very fragrant shower gel for others, and the water is fragrant, Dad really doesn't want to buy it back and taste the taste of his daughter?"
This video is over, and another video jumps out.
"Grandpa, people are taking a bath very hard today, and ......"
Another video popped up.
"Brother, people are taking a bath very hard today, and they are ......."
"Brother, people are ...... today"
"Second uncle, people are ...... today"
"Third uncle, people are ...... today"
Watching these dozen videos, watching the shopkeeper let his children change more than a dozen titles in a row in order to let customers find a good sense of substitution, and by the way, to satisfy their disgusting perverted psychology! It almost satisfies the disgusting needs of all the perverts in this world!!
Whether it is a ghost father, or NTR nieces and nieces, lovers, or sister control, sister control, you can find your own sense of identity substitution here.
All of this is telling the world that this is really bath water for high school girls, and you are welcome to buy it as much as you like!
To tell the truth, such a good publicity, Huang Xiaobei is a little tempted to see it.
Don't get me wrong, the commissioner is not the kind of pervert who likes others to call him his father or brother, or even his second uncle, but simply because of that advertisement, he shot too much.
Although Lori taking a bath in the small video is in the water from the neck down, and she looks ugly, but, but the picture of the bath is just, it's not too impactful!
Rose petals, coupled with Lori's sweet voice, as well as little Lori's fair skin and pure white bubbles, especially the storekeeper's wisdom put a little mosaic on Lori's face, the visual impact is simply not too terrifying!
Of course, the customer experience is the most important thing, which is why this adult product store is so successful.
What is customer experience? Of course, it's the smell of the bath water itself!
Many perverts who bought bath water left messages in the comment area: Sweeter than juice, second only to sister juice.
Well, the comments of the perverts all reveal such a strange painting style
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I have to say that this bathwater shop gave Huang Xiaobei a great impact.
Look, look at the people, this is the model of the industry bosses, the bath water is sold so ingeniously.
But in order to find enough supplies for themselves, Huang Xiaobei and Weslin found several other shops that sold bathwater for female high school and college students.
As a result, when the two of them looked at each other, the sales were very low.
Even if those models are eye-catching, it is called sexy and beautiful, but the sales are not very good, and the comment area is still full of scolding, and many users who have purchased it have said.
"This is not the bath water of the girl in the photo at all, Lao Tzu even drank a smell of sweat in it! It's definitely not the smell of a girl's sweat!! Lao Tzu dares to swear with his life! Because Lao Tzu works in a biological laboratory, the ingredients in it have a lot of male genes! There's even a bit of canine genes!! Unscrupulous shopkeepers! Bad ReviewsBad Reviews!! ”
This is followed by a comment.
"Brother, come to the XX store, what they sell is definitely authentic bath water for female high school students, and it tastes very sweet."
The following is followed by a piece, "Thank you brother" evaluation.
There are also many people shouting below: Is there any need for seeds? First come, first served.
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After reading these, the world view of Huang Xiaobei and the three has also been refreshed.
It seems that no matter what age or field, perverts have never been a scarce race.
At this point, the three eldest brothers, who still have a little conscience, completely gave up the idea of buying bathwater from the Internet and then taking out the idea of deceiving people.
Alas, there is no way, the condemnation of conscience.
If it's really a girl's bathwater, there's nothing to say, it's those who sell those who are rich and perverted.
But these are either big men or pet bath water, forget it, after all, it's not good to deceive people.
What's more, they have already received 30,000, and Chu Zifeng may need to cooperate with them in the future, in that case, they still have a chance to get Qianqian's bath water.
Forget it, make less money, make less money, and have peace of mind.
Who made the profit of this bathwater so terrifying, in the face of such a terrible profit, if they still used fake to deceive people, then they would not want to sleep well at night in the future.
No, in order to have peace of mind, Commissioner Huang gave up the idea of buying goods online.
I saw that Commissioner Huang was holding the small slippers in his hand and said seriously, "Let's not do that, if we do it too badly, it will also cause great damage to our reputation, how will we open and welcome people in the future?" Hey, how much do you think this pair of Lori's original slippers can sell? ”
Lao Wei also took out the slippers that Qianqian threw on his face not long ago, and said very seriously.
"It's probably a little more expensive than bathwater."
Huang Xiaobei laughed.
"Hehe, in a few days, I will go to find Mr. Chu and let his old man set a price, which is another income."
Rubbing his hands, Huang Xiaobei laughed.
"Why do you think you want 50,000 yuan this time? That wronged boss will definitely buy it, right? And why don't we continue to sell Qianqian's other .......?"
Just as Huang Xiaobei was frantically thinking about continuing to sell Qianqian's original slippers and other items, quietly, a pitiful cry came into his ears, which made his excited brain completely calm down.
"Woo woo, pervert, big pervert, actually steal my clothes, even my bath water, woo woo, woo woo, people, people's favorite clothes, you guys actually ....... Woooooooo ”
The smile on Huang Xiaobei's face disappeared instantly.
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The cry of Qianqian covering herself in the quilt sounded in her ears, and Huang Xiaobei looked at Tang Seng Wei Slin in a daze.
"You, did you hear anything?"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at each other at the same time.
"Where is the sound?"
Hearing this, Huang Xiaobei's eyes lowered a little.
"You didn't hear it, it looks ......"
With his head down, Huang Xiaobei hadn't spoken for a long time, he was thinking about whether he had gone too far.
After about half a minute, Huang Xiaobei raised his head and smiled again.
"Hey, why do you say that you have made so much money, do you want to give Qianqian a little compensation?"
Tang Seng and Weslin thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes, after all, why are you stealing other people's things and selling them for money, so naturally you want to give that child a little compensation." ”
Huang Xiaobei put the small slippers in his hand on the ground, and after thinking seriously for a few seconds, he said.
"That's it, I get the most money, let me come out, Lao Wei, you will go online and help me buy a thousand ....... Well, it's a bit expensive, so let's buy a lollipop for 600 yuan, it's better, preferably bigger, it's a little compensation for Qianqian. ”
Huang Xiaobei stretched out his hand and measured it again, "Besides, do you remember what her strawberry fat looks like?" It's best to buy an identical one, by the way, buy a pair of slippers for Qianqian, if you can, it's better to buy a new set of clothes for Qianqian to give her to apologize. ”
Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who was so generous in front of him that he was not so generous, Lao Wei and Tang Seng both showed expressions of hell on their faces.
Open your mouth for six hundred? Is this still the Huang Xiaobei we know?
"Xiaobei, you, you don't want to soak Qianqian, do you? Don't say I didn't warn you, the eldest lady will be angry. ”
"That's it, look at your virtue, do you have that open harem face? I said that you should serve the eldest lady honestly, so that if you have better luck in the future, you may be able to give the eldest lady a face, I said, be realistic, you really don't have the life of Long Aotian. ”
Faced with the misunderstanding and ridicule of the two, Huang Xiaobei said with a dark face.
"You guys don't talk nonsense, I want to soak that Lori? Ahh......h
Huang Xiaobei scratched his head and pouted, "I just don't want to listen to her cry, and why don't you give her more compensation, and feel better, right?" ”
The old guard and Wesling looked at each other and muttered quietly.
"This guy still wants to soak Qianqian, right?"
"Definitely didn't run! This kid must be such a beautiful person as the eldest lady, but he is only willing to play with him, so he thinks he is the protagonist and wants to open a harem! Oh, it's not me saying anything about him, he obviously has a cannon fodder face, I don't think I'm the protagonist, why is it that the one who looks most like the protagonist here is Carl! Chu Zifeng is similar. ”
Not bothering to pay attention to the puzzled eyes of the two, Huang Xiaobei lay back on his bed.
Holding a Changbai Mountain that had already been stolen from two boxes in his hand, Huang Xiaobei waved it twice indiscriminately and sighed softly.
Gradually, the cry in his ears gradually weakened, but it seemed to be a drizzle, looking at the old Wei and Tang Seng who were excitedly discussing how to spend this windfall, listening to the pitiful and frightened sobs of little Lori, Huang Xiaobei unconsciously bit his lip and whispered in his heart.
"I also know that this is not good, but there is no way, who made you senior and I lack money."
"Qianqian, senior, buy you more lollipops in the future, don't you cry, okay? By the way, can you give me a few more bottles of your bath water in the future? ”