Once, a gilded toilet inlaid with warm jade was placed in front of the hero, but he didn't cherish it.

If God had given him another chance, he would not have chosen to go to the woods to play tuba.

If you want to add a promise, he will say: I will never defecate in the open again in my life, and it is a puppy to deceive people!

Who would have thought that the third watch in the middle of the night would come out to solve the excretion problem and solve the problem of excretion, and he could solve himself as a woman?

Let's start from the beginning.

Hero, surnamed Yingmingxiong, is the youngest son of the palace master of the Eight Poles Palace, the overlord of the western part of the Middle-earth Continent.

The spring is just right, the earth is recovering, as a traverser, and is the top "black" second generation, he really can't bear the commotion, so he uses the excuse of searching for a birthday gift for his father, and runs out of the door with his minions to go to the waves.

Show off your might, swagger through the market, get drunk with money, and rob the people...... cough cough cough ......

In short, after a lapse of scourge in his father's territory, the Frost State, he finally embarked on the return journey with satisfaction.

Today, the convoy missed the town and chose to camp in the wilderness.

He drank too much chilled grapes during the day, his stomach hurt in the middle of the night, and he didn't know which tendon was not right, obviously there was a net bucket in the carriage, and there was a delicate and lovely maid Jia Qiao serving beside him, but he chose to go to the dark and deep jungle to solve it.

Anyway, he just went, and then he was unlucky, and was hit in the head by a large round plate that fell from the sky.

When he woke up, there was a young girl lying on his stomach, crying and scolding, saying what to make him pay for her baby.

It is worth mentioning that the girl is extremely beautiful, what kind of praise such as fairy posture and closed moon shy flowers are put on her, which is unbearable! Zhong Tiandi's Lingxiu is not enough to describe her beauty, and her beauty is outrageous.

Of course, he soon knew that the words "outrageous" should be engraved on the girl's head.

At first, he thought that he had ruined someone's precious innocence by sleepwalking after fainting, and wondered how he could have such perverted passive skills, until he saw his own chest.

It was also the first time I knew that he would also cry on his chest one day.

That's definitely not the height that a man should have!

Later, the girl finally calmed down and told him something that made him think he was having a nightmare.

The girl's name is Su Yanyan, sixteen years old, the daughter of the head of the Haoran Sect in Luozhou, and she is also the goddess of stars and moon in the heavenly realm.

Some time ago, she suddenly regained a little self-awareness about the godhead, and sensed the specific position of her natal artifact, the star-moon disk.

So, she secretly ran to the border of Shuangzhou and waited to receive it.

If you don't die, the place of reception is the woods where the hero pulls the tuba; Better to die, the star and moon disk smashed into the hero's head and merged into his body.

As for why he became a woman, it is very simple: because the star and moon disk is the natal artifact of the goddess, and only the body of the goddess can be used, so when he was working, he was turned into a woman by the way.

Incidentally......

What kind of artifact is this? It's clearly a fool, okay! Men can't use it, what the hell is it to turn Lao Tzu into a woman, perverted!

The hero asked Su Yanyan how to get that ghost plate out.

Su Yanyan spread her hands: "The old lady has just recovered a little vague memory, and she has no divine power to control the star and moon disk, you can only figure it out by yourself." ”

Hey, hey, hey, you're a goddess, and you're talking so irresponsible, is it really good?

As a person educated in orthodox materialism, the hero wants to suspect that Su Yanyan is a mentally ill madman, but the feeling of emptiness somewhere clearly tells him that this is definitely not something that "people" can do.

Suppressing the urge to kill the "gods" in the wilderness and throw the corpses, or blaspheme the goddess, the hero patiently asked, "How to ponder?" ”

"It's simple, just use it for a lot of things. However, it is an artifact after all, and the duty of the gods is to protect living beings, so you can only use it to do good deeds, that is, to accumulate merit.

One day, if you have enough merit, it will be happy, and you may be spared. ”

Do good? Accumulating merit? Joke! Lao Tzu is the son of the world's first demon leader, the second generation of black! Do you let Lao Tzu accumulate merit? The eighteenth generation of the ancestors will be angry to lift the coffin board and deceive the corpse, believe it or not!

Also, the beginning of a sentence is "simple", but the end is "maybe", is it because you didn't graduate from elementary school? Or do you want to play Lao Tzu as a fool?

"Alright! Let's not talk about how to get it out, now Lao Tzu is still a woman, how to change ......"

Burst......

With a long sound of an inflatable doll leaking, the height quickly shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye, until it returned to pectoral muscles, and the emptiness was full.

He was overjoyed, and hurriedly climbed to the stream not far away, and saw his handsome face in the moonlight, and his heart finally fell back to its place.

Wait, it's okay to use it more......

"Well, that's right." Su Yanyan plucked her nostrils and said, "Every time you use it, you will become a woman." ”

I'll it! Isn't this just horse monkey shochu?!

Heavens, you send thunder to kill me! Otherwise, it would be okay to hack this stupid goddess to death.

Forget it, the matter has come to this, it is useless to cry and grab the earth, it is impossible to die. Lao Tzu crossed over, and it was not easy to survive until he reached adulthood, and the harem has not had time to open, how can he die?

Horse monkey soju is a horse monkey roast bar, and Superman has to find a corner to put on his underwear, don't let me have a few days every month.

The hero plays the fine tradition of the dick silk otaku in the previous life - since W...... cough cough, comforted himself, temporarily accepted the reality, got up and dressed, and prepared to go back to his carriage to find the maid to "heal" first.

After walking two steps, he turned around: "What are you doing with me?" ”

"You took away the old lady's artifact, who does the old lady follow if she doesn't follow you?" Su Yanyan stood up with an ordinary figure, and he was right.

"Old girl, please let your brain work for a while. Your father is the head of the Haoran Sect and the decent leader of the world; My old man is the palace master of the Eight Extremes Palace, the leader of the world's demons.

Our two families are incompatible, I should have hacked you to death when I saw you, do you understand? ”

Su Yanyan's eyes rolled, and he said simply, and went to pull his belt.

it! What's this stupid goddess going to do? Suddenly beastly hairy? Shall I resist? I should resist...... By the way, she is the daughter of a decent head, and she dares to run to the territory of her rival alone, and her skills must be good, and Lao Tzu is a waste of firewood in addition to being handsome.

That's it, it's all fate, just be bitten by a beautiful.

"That's it...... Hey? Why are you lying on the ground? ”

"I didn't ...... Nothing, just slipped and fell. ”

The hero lifted his trousers and stood up with a smug face.

Damn, think too much.

"Huh? Why are you tying yourself up? By the way, you learned this technique from a small movie, right?! ”

Su Yanyan smiled proudly: "From now on, you can proudly claim that you have captured this goddess." I'm your 'slave' now, and I deserve to follow you.

By the way, what is a little movie? ”

The hero suddenly had a headache and put his hand on his forehead: "It's a top-level exercise cheat." ”