Chapter 2 There should be BGM here
"Loosen it more, in case the clothes are torn, it's hard to explain when you go back."
"Really...... Do you want to do that? It feels so humiliating. ”
"Trust me, you'll thank me when you've done it."
"Hmm...... It doesn't hurt a lot, does it? ”
"Possibly, no."
"Your words are not comforting at all."
"Oops! A big man, how can he be a mother-in-law? Hurry up, keep grinding, someone should come. ”
"Good...... All right! ”
In the dense forest, a strong black bear looked at a man and a woman not far away, and there were many question marks.
These two people have been here for a long time, and they have been pulling and pulling there, not attacking or running away, which is completely different from the two-legged beast in the black bear's impression, so that it can't make up its mind for a while, is it attacking? Or run away?
The two are a pair of young boys and girls, the man is handsome and has a good pair of skins; The female is better, with bright eyes and good eyes, bright teeth and red lips; The figure is slender and graceful, slim and elegant, and the appearance of a smile can make people forget their worries at first sight.
They are none other than the hero of the Young Palace of the Eight Extremes Palace, and the amnesiac stupid goddess who relies on him, Su Yanyan.
Last night, he was hit by the star and moon disk, and the hero didn't fall asleep all night, because as soon as he closed his eyes, he could feel a large golden plate slowly spinning in his consciousness.
There is no man in this world who can accept that there is an extra thing in his body that will turn him into a woman.
So, after dawn, he ordered the team to camp for another half a day, and then dragged Su Yanyan back to the depths of the forest.
In any case, he had to test the power of the plate first, and whether it would cause irreparable damage.
At the very least, you have to make sure that you don't change randomly at any time.
Otherwise, he would have to give up his current life of fine clothes and food and wander the world.
Because I really don't have the face to see people.
After doing psychological construction for a long time, the hero's feet are slightly open, at shoulder level, the left arm is bent at the elbow, the fist is clenched, the right arm is raised high, the right palm is slightly spread, looking up at the sky, and making a begging motion.
Then, he was angry and shouted, "Give me strength!" I'm a star...... Goddess of the stars and moon! ”
"Poof...... Hahahaha......"
Su Yanyan fell to the ground and rolled around with his stomach.
"You're really kidding me!"
The hero glared at Su Yanyan in shame and grief, and wanted to withdraw his arm, but was shocked to find that he couldn't move.
The star-moon disk in his consciousness rotated rapidly, and bursts of golden light rippled out.
He felt his upper body shorten, his chest and buttocks bulging uncomfortably, and the bones and joints rubbed against each other with a clicking sound, like rusty gears forced to work.
At this moment, he couldn't help but want to complain.
Without BGM and special effects, this transformation is not flashy at all.
Smack!
The transformation was quickly completed, and the hero lay straight on the ground.
"Hey! Dead woman, why can't I move? ”
Su Yanyan crawled over, looked at his "beautiful" face, and then poked his majesty, and his cheeks were as jealous as pufferfish.
"I don't know."
"No ......"
The hero has the urge to kill the god and throw the corpse again.
At this time, the black bear on the other side finally determined that these two people were stupid B, and they looked very delicious.
So it roared in the sky and swooped down.
"Ah......hh The bear is coming! The hero screamed in fright.
"Ahhhh......h
Hero: "......"
Stinky, wait for Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu can go back alive, he will definitely bite you to death!
Star-Moon Disk, Big Baby! Elder brother! Father...... No, Mom! Please let me move! I don't want to die yet, at least not as a woman!
After begging in his heart for a long time, the star and moon disk was unmoved, and seeing that the black bear had pounced on him, the hero had to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying.
This black bear looks cute, and it should be a little better to communicate than the ghost plate.
"Bear...... Hello Brother Xiong! My name is Hero, and my father is the Palace Master of the Eight Extremes. Have you heard of Yajigong? The whole of Shuangzhou belongs to my family, so strictly speaking, the forest where you live is also mine.
You see, we're all a family, okay?
As long as you let me go, I will let you not worry about fish in your life, and the honey is enough, and the beautiful female bear line up for you to pick hard, how about it, consider it? ”
The black bear seemed to really understand, and sat down beside him, and reached out a bear's paw in a friendly way.
Then he slapped him away with a claw.
"Ahhh......hhh Huh? It doesn't seem to hurt at all! ”
The hero's body directly smashed into a small tree with a thick bowl mouth, and fell to the ground and gnawed on a mouthful of mud, but his expression froze there.
He felt that every joint of his bones had been disassembled, his internal organs were squirming, and there were like a few more small snakes in his body.
Without the slightest pain, the feeling is subtle, a little weird, a little scary, and a little bit of inexplicable pleasure......
The black bear rushed over again, knocking the hero away once again. Its body language is clearly excited and happy.
Well...... The bear should have just finished eating and was not hungry.
The hero temporarily relaxes his mind and concentrates on "looking" at the star-moon disk floating in his consciousness.
The plate is glittering with gold, carved with indescribable intricate patterns, with a white jade like a full moon in the center, and eight gems of different colors clustered around the outer edge, each surrounded by nine small diamonds, in an extremely ornate and vulgar style.
At this moment, a small diamond beside the red gemstone is glittering like breathing.
The hero had a vague realization in his heart, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled.
In his last life, he was an ordinary person, no house, no car, no girlfriend, ordinary looks, ordinary work, the only dream that can be called ambition is to get rich overnight, which leads to his personality being very lazy and comfortable even if he travels to this world, and he doesn't have the idea of shouting against the sky like the protagonist of the novel.
After all, as the only son of the palace master of the Eight Extremes Palace, he has already realized his wish to "get rich overnight".
However, as he grew up little by little, the pressures and dangers of his identity began to come to the fore.
The Eight Poles Palace shoulders the responsibility of guarding the Frost State and defending against the alien beasts of the Hanhai Sea, and is the supreme ruler of a territory of millions of miles, and the co-lord of the twelve kingdoms, whether it is wealth or power, they all firmly stand at the top of the pyramid of the Middle-earth Continent.
Such a temptation, in the case of the successor is a waste, the number of eyes that try to replace it can be imagined.
Although the hero only wants to enjoy glory and wealth for the rest of his life, and has little interest in the position of the palace master who bears heavy responsibilities, this does not mean that he will not be angry and does not care about being looked down upon.
Now, the star-moon disk has appeared, whether it is a blessing or a curse, at least he finally has the opportunity to protect everything he has.
In comparison, the side effects of occasionally changing a woman don't seem to be so difficult to accept.
The black bear had a lot of fun, slapping the ball like a ball, palm by palm, beating the hero to fly around, and he was very happy.
Bang!
This time the hero hit a big tree, the tree did not break, and he fell to the ground.
The black bear pounced, slapped it with one palm, and ......
A hand grabbed its paw.
Under the background of black bear hair, the hand was so slender and white, like a jade carving, shiny and without the slightest flaw.
But it was such a small hand that looked like it would break at the slightest touch, not only blocking the black bear's powerful blow, but also making it impossible to take it back.
"I've been letting you play for a long time, and now it's my mother's turn...... Bah, it's Lao Tzu's turn, right?! ”
The hero sat up, a charming and cold smile on his lips.