Chapter 153: Humans
Faced with the fatal question pointed out by Tang Seng, Huang Xiaobei and Weslin were silent.
Indeed, it was a complete fluke to get Qianqian's bath water tonight, and it was completely that scumbag who was magnanimous, and when he ate meat, he left some bone scum for them by the way.
But if you want to get Qianqian's bath water, it's not so easy.
Tang Seng's words poured on Huang Xiaobei and Wei Sling's heads like a basin of cold water, extinguishing the excitement of the two of them wanting to make a fortune by selling bath water.
Just when the three of them were a little worried, Huang Xiaobei suddenly had an idea and raised his hand.
"Hey, there is a way, there is a way, even if we can't get Qianqian's, it's okay to pass off someone else's, anyway, as long as we prepare the supporting items such as photos and videos, are we afraid that no one will buy them?"
The more Huang Xiaobei said, the more excited he became, "Chu scum also said before, his sister is a qualified Loli, as long as you take Qianqian's photos and videos, referred to as publicity, as long as you do a good job of publicity, you can make a fortune!" ”
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at him gloomily.
"You're not going to use your own bathwater, are you?"
Commissioner Huang spread his hands, and his face was full of Lao Tzu's "Serious businessman? A few words.
"I'm not that unlimited, I mean, you can actually buy it online, I think there should be a lot of this kind of stuff online, you can definitely buy it! Why don't you buy the cheapest, anyway, as long as you can guarantee that it is a girl's bathwater, as for whether you buy a dinosaur or a cute girl, it depends on the luck of the person who buys something. ”
Lao Wei and Tang Seng glanced at each other, admiring Huang Xiaobei's genius idea.
"That's all!"
The three of them began to operate as they spoke, Lao Wei took away his mobile phone and immediately searched Taobao for girls' bath water, but there was no.
When they found an adult product store that sold inflatable dolls, they vaguely found the words "bath water for high school girls".
Huang Xiaobei snatched his phone and took a look, and was pleasantly surprised.
"Yo, three hundred, so cheap."
After being pleasantly surprised by the cheap price of the bath water, Huang Xiaobei set his sights on the model advertisement in the store.
Well, don't say it, the owner of this shop is quite honest, and the model he found is really a female high school student, or a female junior high school student, because the model in the photo looks a little shorter than Qianqian, and it's a *.
But the posture ........
Anyway, the face is relatively white, and the rest, that's hehehehe.
Lao Wei glanced at the female high school student and shivered.
Tang Seng stared at the model in the photo who just made a mosaic of his eyes for a long time, and couldn't help but shudder.
Tang Seng returned the mobile phone to Huang Xiaobei, and said with an unacceptable look from a poor monk, "If it were me, I would never buy this child's bathwater, you look at the child's appearance, his eyes are so small, the bridge of his nose is so collapsed, even if he is beautiful, he doesn't seem to have any desire to make people masturbate, it's just a trumpet Lin Yongjian." ”
Huang Xiaobei returned the mobile phone to Lao Wei, and said with a sigh, "Who cares if you like it or not, as long as it's a girl's bath water, come to Lao Wei, buy five bottles first, this is 100,000 yuan." ”
"Okay."
Lao Wei took the phone and immediately prepared to buy it.
But in the next second, the old guard who was staring at the mobile phone screen gradually narrowed his eyes.
"Something's wrong."
"What's the matter?"
Lao Wei looked at the strange Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng, touched his chin, and said something that made the two of them almost collapse.
"This bathwater is sold out."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng instantly widened their glasses, wondering if they were hallucinating in their ears.
Lao Wei scratched his face in a daze, "I didn't lie to you, really, it's really a buyout, don't believe it yourself, the inventory is zero, and the shopkeeper directly replied to those who urged the goods in the comment area, saying that the demand is too great, and their supply here really can't keep up, and her daughter is about to take a shower for seven days a day, and the result is still not enough to sell." ”
Tang Seng, who didn't believe in evil, directly snatched the phone, flipped to the position of the comment area, and said with words in his mouth.
"Who is this so scared? It's all ugly and that virtue, and it can still be sold out? Why the hell am I ......?"
Looking at the praise in the comment area, and the comments of a large group of perverts kneeling down and begging the shopkeeper to load the goods as soon as possible, Elder Tang put down his phone, looked up and sighed.
"It's hard to imagine this human being."
Huang Xiaobei took the mobile phone and looked at it, and finally left a sentence of emotion.
"Where the hell are so many perverts in this world? Such an ugly Lori,Except for white spots,There's almost nothing to see.,As a result, it can still be sold out? Are those lolicons so hungry? ”
The old guard touched his chin, looking like a thinker.
"Do you think we're still a little too young?"
Later, after careful analysis by the three of them, they agreed that the reason why the bathwater in this store can be sold so hot is because of two words, integrity!
The reason is very simple.,Although that Lori is a little ugly.,But it's really a real Lori! And the owner's performance is enough to prove that it is really his daughter!
Of course, it doesn't necessarily matter if it's biological.
Of course, it doesn't matter if the shopkeeper has green on his head.
Anyway, except for scum, it is estimated that there are few fathers in the world who can do such a heartbreaking thing.
And the most terrifying thing is that there is also a small video in the promotional photos of this store, a little Lori squatting in the bathtub taking a bath, and the bath water is directly put into the bottle!
Everything is telling the world that this is really bath water for high school girls, and you are welcome to buy it as much as you like!
To tell the truth, such a good publicity, Huang Xiaobei is a little tempted to see it.
Although Lori who took a bath in that small video was in the water from the neck down and looked relatively ugly, people always had such a strange impulse when they saw it.
Rose petals, Lori's sweet voice, and little Lori's fair skin and pure white bubbles, especially the storekeeper's wisdom put a little mosaic on Lori's face, the effect is simply terrifying, not too scary!
And the perverted commentators also said: Sweeter than juice, second only to sister juice.
Well, the comments of the perverts all reveal such a strange painting style
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In order to find enough supplies for themselves, Huang Xiaobei and Wesling found another shop that sold bathwater for female high school and college students.
As a result, the two of them looked at each other, and the sales were very low, even if those models were eye-catching, it was called sexy and beautiful, but the sales were not very good, and the comment area was still full of scolding, and many users who had purchased it said.
"This is not the bath water of the girl in the photo at all, Lao Tzu even drank a smell of sweat in it! It's definitely not the smell of a girl's sweat!! Lao Tzu dares to swear with his life! Because Lao Tzu works in a biological laboratory, the ingredients in it have a lot of male genes! There's even a bit of canine genes!! Unscrupulous shopkeepers! Bad ReviewsBad Reviews!! ”
This is followed by a comment.
"Brother, come to the XX store, what they sell is definitely authentic bath water for female high school students, and it tastes very sweet."
Here's another piece to follow, "Thank you brother" evaluation.
After reading these, the world view of Huang Xiaobei and the three has also been refreshed.
It seems that no matter what age or field, perverts have never been a scarce race.
At this point, the three big brothers, who still have a little conscience, decided to give up buying bath water from the Internet and then take out the idea of deceiving people.
Alas, the condemnation of conscience.
If it's really a girl's bathwater, there's nothing to say, it's those who sell those who are rich and perverted.
But this one by one is either a big man or a pet bath water, alas, forget it, after all, it's not good to deceive people.
What's more, they have already received 30,000 yuan, and Chu Zifeng may need to cooperate with them in the future, in that case, they still have a chance to get Qianqian's bath water, after all, people should still be honest.
Earn less and earn less, and have peace of mind.
Who made the profit of this bathwater so terrifying, in the face of such a terrible profit, if they still used fake to deceive people, then they would not want to sleep well at night in the future.
No, in order to have peace of mind, Commissioner Huang gave up the idea of buying goods online.
I saw that Commissioner Huang was holding the small slippers in his hand and said seriously, "Let's not do that, if we do it too badly, it will also cause great damage to our reputation, how will we open and welcome people in the future?" Hey, how much do you think this pair of Lori's original slippers can sell? ”
Lao Wei also took out the slippers that Qianqian threw on his face not long ago, and said very seriously.
"It's probably a little more expensive than bathwater."
Huang Xiaobei laughed.
"Hehe, in a few days, I will go to find Mr. Chu and let his old man set a price, which is another income."
"Woo woo, pervert, big pervert, actually steal my clothes, even my bath water, woo woo, woo woo."
Qianqian's cry suddenly sounded in her ears, and the smile on Huang Xiaobei's face disappeared instantly.
Huang Xiaobei looked at Tang Seng Wei Slin in a daze.
"You, did you hear anything?"
Lao Wei and Tang Seng looked at each other at the same time.
"Where is the sound?"
Hearing this, Huang Xiaobei's expression became lonely.
"You haven't heard it, it looks ....... um, do you think we should give Qianqian a little compensation?"
Tang Seng and Weslin thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes, after all, why are you stealing other people's things and selling them for money, so naturally you want to give that child a little compensation." ”
Huang Xiaobei smiled again.
"Then let's do it, I'll give me the most I can get, Lao Wei, you go online and help me buy a thousand ...... Well, it's a bit much, just buy a lollipop for six hundred yuan, it's better, it's better to be bigger, it's a little compensation for Qianqian, and you don't remember her strawberry fat times, buy an identical one, by the way, buy a pair of slippers for Qianqian. ”
Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who was so generous in front of him that he was not so generous, Lao Wei and Tang Seng both showed expressions of hell on their faces.
Open your mouth for six hundred? Is this still the Huang Xiaobei we know?
"Xiaobei, you, you don't want to soak Qianqian, do you? Don't say I didn't warn you, the eldest lady will be angry. ”
"That's it, look at your virtue, do you have that open harem face? I said that you still serve the eldest lady honestly, so that you may be able to give the eldest lady a face if you have better luck in the future, oops, be realistic, you really don't have the life of Long Aotian. ”
Faced with the misunderstanding and ridicule of the two, Huang Xiaobei said with a dark face.
"You guys don't talk nonsense, I want to soak that Lori? Ahh.......h
Huang Xiaobei scratched his head and said, "It's just that I don't want to listen to her cry, and why don't we make up for her more, and feel better, right?" ”
Too lazy to pay attention to the puzzled eyes of the two, Huang Xiaobei lay back on his bed, took the two boxes of Changbai Mountain that had been stolen in his hand, waved it twice, and whispered in his heart.
"I also know that this is not good, but there is no way, who told you senior that I am short of money, Qianqian, senior buy you more lollipops, don't cry, by the way, give me a few more bottles of your bath water in the future, okay?"