Chapter 152: This is not a person

"I can't see it, that stupid boy is bubbling, I saw him talking to the air yesterday, but it turned out that he was smoking Xuanhemen?"

Weighing the cigarette he had just snatched from Wang Erming's pocket, Elder Tang was very surprised, he didn't expect that stupid boy to smoke a cigarette of sixteen yuan, which was six yuan higher than the three of them.

Seeing this, Huang Xiaobei immediately widened the distance between himself and Tang Seng, and said with a very righteous look.

"Dead bald, I suggest you do less of this kind of bullying next time, isn't Li Zhifei just a little stupid, why don't you always bully others."

"You're so much better than me."

Huang Xiaobei and Tang Seng went back to the dormitory as they spoke, leaving Wang Erming staring gloomily at the backs of the two.

To be honest, Wang Erming has relatively few words, but because he is born with a strong acting talent, the actor-like Wang Erming will achieve the same rhythm as the characters in his heart and surface when he plays other roles.

For example, the Li Zhifei he is playing now is a person who is simple on the surface, but has a lot of twists and turns in his heart.

Staring at the backs of the two writing bastards, who were read as bastards, Li Zhifei slowly clenched his fists and gritted his teeth in his heart.

"Snatched me a box of cigarettes today, hit me in the head, hit me three times in the head yesterday, kicked me the day before yesterday, and asked me to sweep the floor for you!"

But soon, Wang Erming took away his resentful eyes and sighed softly.

"Alas, forget it, it's good that they didn't find out, I'll write down this account for the time being, well, I can't forget it, I can't forget it, I'll write it in the book in a while, and I'll settle the account together that day."

At the same time, Wang Erming also felt extremely fortunate and breathed a sigh of relief.

Because if Carl finds himself talking to the air, it won't be fun.

Thinking about it, Wang Erming looked at the air beside him.

"Yueyue, you're right?"

Around the empty place, a crisp woman's voice sounded from Wang Erming's side.

"You still have to be careful, the minister said that there are no ordinary people among them."

"They really don't look like ordinary people when they bully people."

"Hehe, you're angry, aren't you? How about I get you a box of their cigarettes too? ”

Wang Erming stretched out two fingers into the air.

"I want two boxes!"

"Got it."

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Basement dormitory.

Under the expectant gaze of the three of them, Commissioner Huang dialed the phone number of Master Chu.

The phone was quickly connected, and in the nervous breathing of Huang Xiaobei and the others, the lazy voice of Master Chu sounded slowly.

"When will it be shipped?"

Although the voice is very lazy, it goes straight to the point, and it is not muddy at all, which shows that Chu Dagongzi is experienced and decisive.

Huang Xiaobei and the three of you, look at me, I look at you, and a trace of joy flashed on their faces.

"That, that Chu Dagongzi, we did succeed, but it wasn't Fat Times."

The eldest son of Chu on the other end of the phone was doing a pedicure, and when he heard that Huang Xiaobei and they hadn't arrived, he immediately pulled down his face.

"If you don't get it, why do you call me, okay, I'll talk about it when I get it."

"Hey, hey, don't hang up the phone yet, we really didn't get fat, but we got a bottle of bath water, it's that Lori's, do you need it?"

As soon as the eldest prince Chu heard that Huang Xiaobei and they actually got the bath water, he became interested and sat up straight on the sofa and said.

"Yo, yes, you can get the bath water, is there a body odor?"

"Well, this, we don't know much about this, because it's bubble water, and it's quite fragrant."

Master Chu swallowed his saliva, and was mad to the extreme.

"I'll ask you something.,Did that little Lori take a bath.,Does it have a habit of going to the toilet?"

Huang Xiaobei didn't understand yet, and subconsciously replied, "Go to the toilet?" If you want to do it, you should go to it, right? ”

Lao Wei pulled the corner of Huang Xiaobei's clothes, and said with a cold face, "I think he wants to ask you if Qianqian has a habit of going to the toilet in the bathtub." ”

"Did Qianqian ....... in the bathtub?"

Huang Xiaobei slowly put down the phone in his hand, and the expression on his face was blank.

Although he already has a lot of understanding of the pervert on the other end of the phone, he also knows that he is not a person at all, and it is easy to be wronged by a beast to describe him.

But what he never expected was that this person would be perverted to such a point, refreshing his three views again and again.

Does Qianqian have a habit of going to the toilet in the bathtub? Wait a minute, it seems that what he wants is not bath water at all, but, but the excrement of beautiful girls!

Huang Xiaobei hurriedly covered his mouth because he felt that his stomach was beginning to tumble.

Lao Wei and Tang Seng were similar, after guessing the true goal of Prince Chu, the three of them all felt a burst of creepy nausea.

Master Chu is a pervert, but he can be perverted to such an extent?! Nima: We're still too young.

"Hey, hey, talk! Does that Lori have the habit of going to the toilet in the bathtub? If so, I promise to triple the price! ”

Listening to the perverted voice on the phone, Huang Xiaobei silently raised his head to look at Lao Wei and Tang Seng, and said very frankly.

"I really want to hang up, really, I really want to hang up, communicate with that pervert, my mind will be greatly polluted, do you know what I'm worried about? I'm afraid that if we continue to work with this man, we will soon become like him. ”

The old guard nodded in agreement.

Although Tang Seng was also frightened by Prince Chu, in front of money, Elder Tang hurriedly patted Huang Xiaobei's head and said.

"Don't care about the customer, why is that perverted, it's better to ship it quickly."

After constantly reciting silently in his heart, "I am a businessman, I am a businessman, customer first, customer first," Huang Xiaobei said with a smile on his face.

"I really don't know about this, it has nothing to do with money, I really don't know. But that customer,Bath water.,This is the bath water that has touched every part of the beautiful girl's body.,Forget it, I won't say much.,You can make up for it yourself.。 ”

Mr. Chu on the other end of the phone was silent for three seconds, and said with a look that I didn't want too much.

"To be honest, Brother Rong is not too interested in things like bathwater, except for Yiyi, of course, but since you have all got it, Brother Rong is welcome, although I won't use it, but I can give it to other members of our club, Lao Zhang just squatted for three years a few days ago and released it, so I should take it as a gift from prison that I gave him."

Hearing the magic number of "three years", Huang Xiaobei seemed to have a little understanding of how Lao Zhang got into prison.

"The people of your friendship club, also, are really ruthless in hiding dirt and dirt........"

"Hey, don't think about it, our club is also going to have a political trial, we don't want murderers, rapists, petty theft, underwear madness we are all welcome, well, are you interested in coming in?"

"I have ....... I've got a fart interest! I look like a lingerie ......." At this point, Commissioner Huang suddenly saw the bath water on the table, and then he couldn't say anything.

"Let's continue to talk about business."

"This proposal is very good.,But there's one thing you remember.,When selling bathwater,,You have to get me a few nude photos of that Lori by the way.,Although it's really more difficult.,If it's really not good.,Life photos are OK.,But you have to give me photos.,Small videos are better.,The leakage is better!。

Huang Xiaobei and the three of them tacitly looked at the ceiling above their heads.

It's really exactly the same as what the scum of Chu said, and you have to bring a photo of Qianqian to sell bathwater.

"We know we know, so how much do you think you can pay?"

After thinking for about three seconds, Master Chu said in a deep voice, "How about 30,000?" ”

Time seemed to stand still from this moment, and hearing the price offered by Prince Chu, the brains of Huang Xiaobei and the three of them fell into a blank for a moment.

Half a second later, ecstasy emerged, and Huang Xiaobei grabbed the phone and shouted as if he had captured the whole world.

"No problem, absolutely no problem! After we take the photos of Qianqian, we will send the goods to you immediately! ”

Grand Master Chu smiled with satisfaction.

"Well, then that's it, I said, it's good to do business with Brother Rong, right? To tell you the truth, that Lori's bath water can be sold for fifteen thousand at most, Brother Rong is for the sake of long-term cooperation in the future, so he gave you twice as much, remember to be grateful. ”

"Thanksgiving, thanksgiving, we are absolutely grateful! You will be our number one customer from now on! ”

Listening to the voices of Huang Xiaobei and the others, who were about to be unable to suppress their joy, Master Chu hung up the phone with satisfaction.

If he guessed correctly, the three poor ghosts on the other end of the phone were probably going crazy.

Well, it's good, that's what Brother Rong needs.

Lighting a cigarette, Mr. Chu lay back on the sofa comfortably and continued to receive the massage lady's foot therapy.

Hehe, not bad, very good, it seems that Brother Rong is right, like this kind of sweetness, I have to give them a taste from time to time, so that I will work for Brother Rong and me.

Look, with the first time there will be a second time, with the second time there will be a third time, as soon as the door is opened, you don't want to close it.

Master Chu stared at the foot massage lady in front of him with a smile, "Brother Rong is in a good mood today, I will find a sister in a while, Brother Rong is happy today, come to a full set of double flights." ”

"That's right,I want the most beautiful.,And don't want Lori.,I'm not Lolicon.,That bottle of bathwater was really bought and given away...... Well? Do you still have Lori in your store? ”

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Chu Dagongzi, this is a character destined to leave a strong mark in the perverted world.

He is not the kind of ordinary pervert, since the day he was born, it means that there is a real leader in the perverted world.

In other words, it's a natural leader, well, plus a pervert.

Why didn't Prince Chu doubt whether Huang Xiaobei's bottle of bath water was real?

What if those three shameless ones sell their own bathwater?

In this regard, Master Chu is really not worried at all, as far as Huang Xiaobei's three people look like novices, they will definitely not lie to themselves.

Don't talk about anything else, just their tone, full of youthful energy, still a chick.

But if you are a veteran, Master Chu may really have to be careful, beware that what he bought back is a certain big man's bath water.

It doesn't matter if it's true or not, he's used to give it away anyway.

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As expected by Prince Chu, after finalizing the business, Huang Xiaobei and the three fell into a state of ecstasy.

The three of them hugged each other and cheered loudly, as if they had received the most precious treasure in the world.

"Thirty thousand! Mom, 30,000! I made 30,000 yuan in one night, so I'll just switch to selling beautiful girls' bath water in the future! ”

Lao Wei took out his mobile phone and hurriedly began to distribute the ownership of 30,000 yuan.

"It's still according to the old way, Xiaobei takes 20,000 yuan, he is short of money, I will take 6,000, and the remaining 4,000 will be given to the bald brother, do you think it's okay?"

Elder Tang thought for a moment, and finally nodded, "Well, it's okay." ”

But at this time, just as Lao Wei and Tang Seng began to distribute the money, Huang Xiaobei suddenly stopped talking, because he thought of a way to really get rich.

What method? Don't you need to ask! I made 30,000 yuan in one night, and I basically made 30,000 yuan without doing anything, such a profiteering industry, anyone has to give birth to evil desires!

Seeing that Huang Xiaobei stopped smiling, Lao Wei stared at him curiously.

"Xiaobei, what do you want?"

Extreme ecstasy also brings a leap in IQ.

Commissioner Huang touched his chin and said very deeply.

"A bottle of bath water can earn 30,000 yuan, if we sell a bottle to that fool every day in the future, why can't we send it?"

Lao Wei nodded seriously, "Indeed, that eldest prince Chu is stupid and has a lot of money, and he really looks like a wronged boss." ”

Looking at Tang Seng and Wei Sling, Commissioner Huang slapped the table, his face was full of energy, and he said excitedly, "So, how can you really not be too polite to treat this kind of guy who is stupid and has a lot of money, otherwise who are you worthy!" ”

"Yes, yes, Xiaobei is right, we must not be too polite to treat this kind of guy who is stupid and has a lot of money!"

"But where are you going to steal it? Today is considered lucky, but can you really get Qianqian's bath water in the future? Why do I always feel so hanging? ”

Just as Huang Xiaobei and Wesling were in ecstasy, Elder Tang pointed out the most fatal problem.