Chapter 1: I, Lu Xiaofeng, have never been scaremoniding
"The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the bird says, why are you carrying ...... early on your back?"
Lu Xiaofeng was lying in the green field with grass roots in his mouth, looking at the yellow rape flowers in the distance, humming a song in his mouth.
"Senior brother, the master told you to come over." The little junior sister looked at her senior brother angrily and said.
"Tui, I'm not going, whoever likes to go, I won't serve that old thing." Lu Xiaofeng spit out the grass roots in his mouth, stretched his waist, pouted and said.
"If you do this again, the master will be angry." The little junior sister stomped her foot and continued.
"I said I won't go, I can't help the big things, just leave the small things to you." Lu Xiaofeng turned over and stopped looking at his junior sister.
Looking at Lu Xiaofeng's salted fish, Lin Qian'er left alone angrily.
【Ding! Scared the little sister, inflicting 30 points on her soul and gaining 30 points of cultivation. 】
It was also at this time that a voice appeared in my head.
Lu Xiaofeng did it directly, and he was angry.
"System, let me tell you, I didn't scare anyone, I just spoke normally, why don't you believe it!" Lu Xiaofeng said in a broken voice.
In his previous life, he was a good young man in the 21st century, the successor of communism, and a good person who helped the Internet create disputes and help everyone polish their leisure time.
Tell me where he has any signs of scolding?
How could such a man with a combination of morality, art, physical fitness, beauty and labor do such a thing?
"It's not that I don't believe it, it's the facts that tell me that you've already scared people." The system also said helplessly and understandingly.
......
Lin Qian'er, who ran home, began to cry loudly.
"Daddy, that bastard of senior brother said you were an old thing, and said he wouldn't serve you."
"Stinky boy, if you don't cultivate or cultivate, you know how to play, and you won't teach him a lesson when I look back." Xiaoyaozi blew his beard and glared.
Then he touched Lin Qian'er's little brain and said comfortingly, "Qian'er, make less for dinner, and leave it for him." ”
"Hmm~" Lin Qian'er wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and nodded obediently.
And Lu Xiaofeng, who was in the distance, wanted to scold his mother again.
Because he found that he had broken through and directly stepped into the fourth layer of Qi training.
【Ding! Enrages Xiaoyaozi, inflicting 80 damage to his mind and gaining 80 cultivation points. 】
"I said that I didn't scare anyone, and I spoke very gently, why did you keep cultivating me?!" Lu Xiaofeng lay weakly on the grass and didn't want to say anything.
Name: Xiaofeng Lu.
Cultivation: Qi Cultivation Level 4 (20/400)
Immortal Law: Immortal Jump
Weapons: Iron Sword
Looking at his cultivation, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh at how waste his predecessor was.
When he first crossed over, he only had the cultivation of the first level of Qi cultivation.
And Lu Xiaofeng had just come to this world for less than five days, and he directly broke through the fourth layer.
And the only way for him to be promoted is to scare people.
As long as you scare people, you can add to it.
As long as you scare people, you can become stronger, and there is no bottleneck or anything.
But the problem is that Lu Xiaofeng feels that he is not angry at all, but this cultivation is a long time, do you say that he is angry?
Isn't this system just an alternative way of trying to express itself as dirty?
Yes, it must be his alternative black self, it must be so.
Stretch and feel the air of nature again.
Lu Xiaofeng stood up and began to walk home.
The sun slowly moved westward, and the fifth day of the crossing was over.
"Master, I'm back, is the meal ready?" Lu Xiaofeng yawned and pushed the door in.
I saw that the old thing was holding chopsticks and gulping rice into his mouth, even the little girl Lin Qian'er was no exception, for fear that someone would rob them.
Seeing that there was no rice left in the pot, Lu Xiaofeng swallowed his saliva and looked at the rice bowl of the two.
Is Lu Xiaofeng this kind of person who grabs food?
Apparently not.
"Master, your old man is about to enter the Bigu period, you shouldn't die if you eat less." Lu Xiaofeng directly pressed his master's bowl on the table with one hand, and then directly picked up all the parts that he had not eaten into his bowl.
To be honest, in this family, you really can't eat if you don't have some skills.
"Ding! The child scares his soul and causes 20 points of impact, and the cultivation is increased by 20"
"Little bastard! Just know how to eat! Why don't I eat you to death! Xiaoyaozi said with an indignant face.
"I'm still young, I have a long body, I can't do it without eating, but you, I'm not afraid of indigestion if you eat so much when you're old?" Lu Xiaofeng didn't pay much attention to it, and turned his gaze to the little girl on the side again.
【Ding! The child has an impact of 50 points on his mind, and his cultivation is increased by 50]
Lin Qian'er looked at Lu Xiaofeng timidly and hugged her bowl with both hands.
"Senior sister, girls, you have to eat less, pay attention to lose weight, eat too much will grow meat." Looking at the little junior sister's scared expression, Lu Xiaofeng really couldn't bear to do it.
So he chose to let go of the little junior sister, and only took the remaining half in her bowl.
"Wow! Senior brother bullies! The little junior sister looked at Lu Xiaofeng's claws with teary eyes and said.
"Shhh Lu Xiaofeng said while holding the food into his mouth.
In fact, he didn't mean to bully the father and daughter, the main thing was that they were fighting each other for their daily entertainment.
are also accustomed to the words and behaviors of the other party.
If there is no fun or anything in the dull days, then life is really not interesting.
Eating one less meal will not starve people to death, but the lack of fun in life can really suffocate people.
"Senior sister, don't cry, I'll tell you a bedtime story at night." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Lin Qian'er with a distressed face and said.
"That's what you said!" Lin Qian'er immediately smiled when she heard Lu Xiaofeng's words.
"Okay, okay, what I said, I will continue to tell you about Sun Wukong's troubles in the Heavenly Palace at night, and the part where the little saint Shi Wei descended to the great sage." Lu Xiaofeng put the clean rice bowl on the table, then wiped his mouth and said.
"Yay!" Lin Qian'er jumped up excitedly.
Seeing this ten-year-old girl so happy, Lu Xiaofeng also laughed from the bottom of his heart.
Now she is very much like herself in the orphanage.
On a summer night, an old man and a group of children come to the quiet meadow and begin to tell all kinds of strange stories.
The sky is dotted with stars, the grass is fragrant, and countless fireflies are flying in the sky.
Thinking about the past at that time, even the current Lu Xiaofeng still feels endless.
"I'm going to hear it too!" Suddenly, a voice directly broke Lu Xiaofeng's memory.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the old thing with a dissatisfied face and said, "You are so old, what bedtime stories do you listen to?" ”
【Ding! The child has an 80-point impact on his mind, and his cultivation is increased by 80]
"I hate it when people say I'm old!" Xiaoyaozi had a black line on his face, and then continued to add, "Besides, I'm not old-hearted!" ”
"Come on, you! No matter how young the heart is, it can't stop the aging of the body. Lu Xiaofeng replied directly in a tone that was angry and deadly.
【Ding! Dealing 100 points of impact to his psychic ......]
With all due respect, I, Lu Xiaofeng, have never been scolded, and your wounded heart is that you have directly bumped into my words! Got it?