Chapter 2: The Old Thing Goes Down the Mountain (Part 1)
"By the way, then Yang Jian opened his third eye and saw through Sun Wukong's transformation technique at once......"
Lu Xiaofeng lay on the grass and looked up at the starry sky and began to make up stories.
He has read the story of Journey to the West I don't know how many times, but he can only remember the general plot.
The stuff inside is completely made up.
Anyway, Lin Qianer doesn't know what the original story is like.
What Lu Xiaofeng made up was what the original story was.
"Hey, little bastard, why don't you talk about it!" Xiaoyaozi asked Lu Xiaofeng while holding his shoes while buckling his feet.
"Didn't you see Qian'er asleep? What to shout! Lu Xiaofeng was not happy.
But if you tell a story to Qian'er, it's okay if he's an old thing. Still on the side Bibi Railai
"Old thing, this is your daughter, not mine." Lu Xiaofeng pointed to the little girl in his arms and said.
And then I stopped caring about the old thing.
【Ding! The child has 20 points of impact on his mind, and his cultivation is increased by 20]
The night was getting deeper and deeper, and the mosquitoes on the grass began to increase.
The little girl was harassed by these mosquitoes, and Lu Xiaofeng, who turned over and over to see it, was a little unbearable.
Although it is said that during the day, in addition to "betraying" each other, the three of them are "hurting each other".
But they all know that each other is the only thing that the world can rely on.
The origin of the old man, Lu Xiaofeng, was not clear.
It's just that the old man often laughs at himself for how good he was back then, how powerful he was.
But he didn't believe that he killed Lu Xiaofeng, how could such a monk at the pinnacle of foundation building be as powerful as a bragging cowhide.
Therefore, Lu Xiaofeng often ridiculed him for liking to make up stories, and writing novels in the future will definitely be a piece of material.
Regarding the positioning of the old man, Lu Xiaofeng also has his own opinions.
It is likely to be: the rivers and lakes are ineffective, and they come to farm incognito. of the kind.
To put it bluntly, if you can't do it, you will live in seclusion for fear of being beaten.
In this way, Lu Xiaofeng helped the little girl drive away mosquitoes and flies, while looking up at the sky and enjoying the tranquility of this moment.
There is no hustle and bustle of the city, and there is no fighting in the rivers and lakes, thinking that maybe this life will pass like this.
Lu Xiaofeng doesn't like to wander the rivers and lakes, how dangerous it is to face each other with swords, and how painful it is in the flesh!
He didn't yearn for the kind of enthusiasm of the protagonist, nor did he look forward to going to the pinnacle of his life, or soaring to the fairy world or anything like that.
He just wanted to live his life like an ordinary person.
My wish is that it is convenient to fly and buy things every day.
The night passed slowly.....
When the moon set and the sun rose, the little girl also moved at this time and opened her eyes.
"Hmm~" Lin Qian'er groaned and yawned.
"Senior brother."
"Well, woke up?" Lu Xiaofeng asked with a smile.
Lin Qian'er couldn't help but blush slightly when she looked at her senior brother's clean face and clear eyes, and then shrank into Lu Xiaofeng's arms and continued to hum.
"Hmm~"
"Wake up! My legs are numb! Saying that, Lu Xiaofeng directly picked up the little girl and put it on the ground.
Then he kept complaining while rubbing his legs.
"Humph!" Lin Qian'er angrily crossed her arms and looked at her senior brother, and wanted to punch him to death!
[Ding, the little sister caused 20 damage to her soul, and her cultivation was increased by 20]
At the age of ten, girls in this world have begun to precocious.
Just like ancient China.
Between the ages of thirteen and fifteen, the cardamom years are the age of marriage.
If you don't marry when you are old, you will be punished.
Although there are no rules and regulations in this Nine Continents Continent.
It is also very open to the monks, but the tradition here is the age of marriage and childbirth in the cardamom years.
"Apprentice, I have to go down the mountain for two days as a teacher." At this time, Xiaoyaozi came over and stroked his beard and said.
"If you go down, you don't go to buy a monument." Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes and said.
【Ding! The child has an impact of 50 points on his mind, and his cultivation is increased by 50]
"Ahem! Little bastard, can you speak politely, do you understand the respect for the teacher, respect the teacher! Xiaoyaozi was directly choked by his own saliva, and said while coughing dryly.
"Respect for teachers? I'm sorry, but I'll only say this kind of thing to my mentors and friends, and you, you can't beat it. Lu Xiaofeng continued to reply.
Anyway, this old man is not serious, he can be scared if he wants to, and he can still add cultivation, which can be regarded as a master teaching himself an apprentice.
Wrong! I, Lu Xiaofeng, have never been scaremoniding!
"In short, in the past two days, you have taken care of Qian'er, and you will go to the bazaar at the bottom of the mountain to buy some yellow table paper and draw some talismans for your teacher to make extra money." Xiaoyaozi looked at his unsuccessful apprentice and had nothing to say.
Because he can't be scared, and he is reluctant to fight, to be honest, he really can't do anything about Lu Xiaofeng.
"Okay, go ahead, the thing you drew won't work anyway, you can fool one by one." Lu Xiaofeng continued to pinch his legs and complain.
【Ding! Xiaoyaozi inflicts 30 points of impact on his mind, and his cultivation is increased by 30. 】
"Little bastard!" After Xiaoyaozi said these three words, he flew away directly with the sword.
He found that as long as he talked to Lu Xiaofeng, what he gained was definitely being scared.
Looking at the figure of his master in the distance, Lu Xiaofeng sat on the ground with the grass in his mouth and pondered.
When can I fly?
Although they don't have great ambitions, they always have some other fantasies.
For example, Lu Xiaofeng now, also yearns to travel the world with a sword like his master.
Add one sentence: Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor road comes and goes from the Eastern Tang Dynasty......
The fairy tale is full of wood, and there is no force.
Nowadays, people yearn for beautiful things.
For places that sound very high, they will only make up the picture in their own brains, who knows that this sentence is talking about a bald donkey.
"Qian'er girl." looked at Lin Qian'er, who was still sulking.
Lu Xiaofeng moved his ass closer and hugged her thighs
"What's wrong?" Lin Qian'er shook her head, raised her pigtails high, and said sullenly.
"Hehe, I'm hungry for my brother." Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile.
As a good young man in the 21st century, I am busy every day, how to make the vast data network become hot, and how can I have time to learn to cook?
Therefore, Lu Xiaofeng, a big man, has to rely on this ten-year-old girl for dinner.
Although he was very aggrieved, Lu Xiaofeng felt that it was not important, they were all his own family! Why are you so polite?
"I'm hungry too," Lin Qian'er touched her flat little belly and pouted.
"What do you want to eat? You can do whatever you want for me. Lu Xiaofeng licked his face and said, without the slightest embarrassment.
"Hmm~" The little girl bit a finger and thought about it, then shook her head.
Lu Xiaofeng turned his eyes and looked at the green field below.
There are sweet potatoes grown by the villagers at the foot of the mountain.
Lu Xiaofeng in the previous life also saw the method of roasting sweet potatoes on the Internet, and he was also very greedy, but he had not practiced it.
And now he looked at the sweet potato field and began to come alive.
PS: Don't ask me why there are sweet potatoes in the rape flower season, I'll tell you, make up for your own brain.