Chapter 303: Wu Liuqi: Don't you come here!!
Wu Liuqi was very depressed.
Speaking of the bag on his head, it's no wonder that Uncle Chen, if he hadn't pretended to be a failure, he wouldn't have ended up like this.
Wu Liuqi sighed: "Forget it, let's do the task first......"
Although the reward for this mission is only three digits, Wu Liuqi, as a principled assassin, naturally has to complete the task seriously.
So Wu Liuqi wagged his tail and swam towards the sea.
Wu Liuqi is now in the form of a fish, but the Variety GAI BA egg will only allow him to have the appearance of a fish, not the ability of a fish, so he still needs to surface from time to time to breathe fresh air.
In this way, Wu Liuqi floated up and down while looking for the three submarines that Chen Bo said.
"Where are the three submarines......
Wu Liuqi muttered to himself, looked left and right, looked around, looking for traces of the three submarines.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he saw three submarines not far away: "Found it!" ”
With that, he swam in the direction of the three submarines at great speed.
At the same time, among the three submarines, a short and fat pirate with a black blindfold in his left eye was bored looking out of the window at the scenery outside the submarine.
Ah Jun smashed his mouth, shook his head and sighed: "Alas, I really want to eat meat......"
But having said that, if you want to eat meat, you have to wait until the boss of the family has bought a new type of hairspray before you can consider it.
He glanced at it and was surprised to find a red fish with a large bag on its forehead outside the window.
This can't help but make Ah Jun exclaim: "Wow, it's a big-headed fish!" ”
His body fell down to the window, his face pressed against the window, and he looked at the "big-headed fish" outside with wide eyes and motionless, extremely curious.
And Wu Liuqi, who was outside the window, heard this call, and suddenly had a black line on his face.
Bighead Fish ......
Damn it! Is the bag on my head huge?!
Wu Liuqi's forehead was bruised.
However, Wu Liuqi is an assassin who knows how to endure humiliation.
His goal now is not to be angry with this stupid pirate, but to assassinate their captain!
To assassinate their captain, it is first necessary to enter the interior of this submarine!
In this case, I will bear with it first, disguise myself as a drowning fish, and let this not-so-intelligent pirate in front of me lead me to the inside of the submarine!
Just do it!
Wu Liuqi nodded secretly.
Just do it, Wu Liuqi spit out rows of small white bubbles in his mouth, his eyes rolled wildly, and he looked drowning.
Ah Jun, who was staring at him intently, was shocked when he saw this: "Wow! The fish drowned, alas! Gotta get it in! ”
With that, he walked to the side and operated the device.
However, when he first tried to do it, he found that he could not find the joystick.
"Huh? It's weird, where did the joystick go? ”
This made him scratch his head in confusion, and asked Applejack next to him puzzled, "Applejack, do you know where the joystick that controls the gripper goes?" ”
Applejack, who was napping, rubbed her eyes when she heard this, and said, "You idiot, have you forgotten that our previous submarine was destroyed?" The joystick is on the other side! ”
"Oh, yes!"
Ah Jun suddenly realized when he heard this, and finally remembered this incident, and hurriedly ran to the other side to hold the joystick, and grabbed Wu Liuqi outside the window.
After grabbing Wu Liuqi over, Ah Jun held him in his hand excitedly.
This made Applejack on the side feel a little sick to his stomach when he saw the fish, and said dissatisfied: "Ah Jun, why did you catch a fish and come in, haven't you eaten enough fish?" ”
In the past few days, they have been eating fish and seafood all day long, and they are about to vomit, and Applejack feels sick to his stomach when he sees the fish now, and Ah Jun actually catches another fish and comes back.
Ah Jun scratched his head when he heard this, and looked at the red fish in his hand: "Oh, this fish is drowning, I'll save it." ”
Wu Liuqi in his hand was looking left and right at this time, looking at the environment inside the submarine.
'These two guys look like little minions, and they certainly aren't captains......
And where is their captain?' ’
Wu Liuqi frowned slightly.
Just as he was looking for the submarine captain's traces, Applejack frowned when he heard Jun's words.
"Drowning fish?"
Applejack touched her chin and stepped forward, squinting her eyes and looking at Wu Liuqi thoughtfully.
After a moment, Applejack looked at Jun with a dark face and said angrily, "Ah Jun, you stupid! ”
Ah Jun was stunned when he heard this.
Wu Liuqi was suddenly shocked when he heard this.
It looks like this person has discovered that fish don't drown!
This Applejack looks much smarter than this Jun, isn't his disguise exposed?
Damn it! If you knew earlier, you shouldn't have underestimated the IQ of these people!
Wu Liuqi gritted his teeth secretly in his heart.
At the same time, his body tensed, staring at Jun Ajie tightly, ready to take down these two little minions at the first time, and then forcibly kill the captain of this submarine!
Wu Liuqi's eyes were full of murder.
However, just as he is about to make a move, he suddenly hears Applejack's voice.
"Since you all know the fish is drowning, why don't you give it artificial respiration? Do you want it to die? ”
Applejack is indignant, and her eyes sparkle with wisdom.
Ah Jun touched his head with a look of chagrin when he heard this: "That's right! Applejack makes sense! ”
And when Wu Liuqi heard the conversation between these two people, his jaw was about to drop!
I thought this Applejack was a smart person, but I didn't expect it to be a "smart person"!
actually has to give artificial respiration to a fish, I really want to laugh off my big teeth of Wu Liuqi!
Hahahahaha!
Wu Liuqi laughed wildly in his heart, and tears were about to fall.
Well? Wait a minute!
He suddenly realized that there was a problem.
Artificial respiration for fish......
Aren't I the fish?!
Wu Liuqi, who realized this, only felt a thunderbolt fall from the sky.
His eyes were about to pop out, and he was terrified.
Ah Jun nodded at Applejack with a serious face: "Send the Buddha to the west and help the fish to the end, then I'll give it artificial respiration immediately!" ”
Applejack nodded solemnly when she heard this.
"Woo......"
After speaking, Ah Jun turned Wu Liuqi in his hand, faced him head-on, and then pouted a sausage and kissed Wu Liuqi slowly with a shy face......
When Wu Liuqi saw this, he was immediately frightened and scattered!
Seeing the ring-shaped mouth like a doughnut and Ah Jun's dignity getting closer and closer to him, Wu Liuqi was really frightened and his face turned white!
it! Don't you come here!!
Wu Liuqi struggled in horror.
"Woo......"
Jun's face was slightly red.
This was his first kiss, and he didn't expect to use it on a fish.
However, saving a fish is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and in order to do a good deed, he sacrifices his first kiss, no loss!
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