Chapter 304: Sea Cleaners
Seeing this, Applejack, who was watching from the sidelines, nodded seriously.
Although they are pirates, they still have a sense of responsibility and compassion!
It's just a fish that is saved, but it's their hearts that are sublimated!
Looking at the sausage mouth that was getting closer and closer, Wu Liuqi couldn't bear it anymore!
If you continue like this, the first kiss you left for Miss Mei will be gone!
No! Absolutely not!
For the sake of my chastity, I can't endure it any longer!
Even if it's exposed!
Wu Liuqi was ruthless, gritted his teeth, and couldn't care about the disguise, so he directly lifted the disguise of the Variety GAIBA egg and changed back to its original form!
Boom!
Syllable!
"Spicy Tooth House!"
Wu Liuqi, who couldn't bear it, directly slapped the big face in front of him!
"Ah~"
Ah Jun was caught off guard, and was directly slapped away by Wu Liuqi, let out a miserable scream, and crashed into the inner wall of the submarine.
Wu Liuqi half-squatted on the ground, patting his chest with a frightened face: "It's so dangerous, I almost lost my chastity......
His first kiss was reserved for Miss Mei, how could it fall on the head of this short and ugly little pirate?
"Ahh You, you, you! ”
Seeing Wu Liuqi who suddenly appeared, Applejack was taken aback, and subconsciously took two steps back, looking trembling.
Ah Jun, who reacted, saw Wu Liuqi and looked angry: "Damn! Where did you come from? Where did I get my fish? ”
Hearing this, Applejack was also furious and pointed at Wu Liuqi and asked, "Yes! Say it! Where did you get our fish? ”
“……”
The corners of Wu Liuqi's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he was speechless.
Unexpectedly, the inside of the small submarine actually gave birth to two peerless wizards at the same time, which is really rare to see in 10,000 years......
"It's a shame to have imagined that a top-notch assassin like me Wu Liuqi would be forced out of his original form by you two fools......"
Wu Liuqi couldn't help but cover his face.
Assassin?!
Ah Jun and Ajie glanced at each other when they heard this, and they both saw the shock in each other's eyes.
The man in front of him was actually an assassin!
Thinking of this, Jun Ajie put the fish behind him and stood together.
The two of them looked solemn and said in unison: "It turns out that you are an assassin, what do you want to do?" ”
Wu Liuqi covered his face, feeling that these two people couldn't bear to look at him directly.
"Actually, I'm not an assassin, I'm a sea cleaner, specializing in cleaning."
Wu Liuqi said with a serious face.
"Oh! I see! ”
Jun and Applejack suddenly realized.
Wu Liuqiqiang held back the desire to complain in his heart, and said solemnly: "Can you tell me where the captain of this submarine is?" ”
Ah Jun's face was honest when he heard this: "Oh, you said boss? ”
Applejack: "He's behind you." ”
Ah Jun buttoned his nose and nodded seriously: "That's right." ”
In my ...... Behind?
Wu Liuqi's body suddenly stiffened when he heard this, and he turned his head with difficulty.
Sure enough, I saw a trendy man with red pepper hairstyle and a red cloak looking at him meaningfully.
Ajun Ajie hurriedly ran to his side and set up a five-cent special effect.
"Dangdang, dang!"
"This is our boss!"
"Graceful, jade tree in the wind, extremely handsome water nobleman - Captain Jack!"
Jun Ajie looked proud.
"Huh...... That's right, I'm the owner of this submarine...... Captain Jack. ”
Captain Jack straightened his flowing hair, chuckled, and posed elegantly.
Wu Liuqi was shocked by the five-cent special effect for a second.
Reacting to this, he looked at Captain Jack's hair and couldn't help but whisper.
"This man's hair is like toothpaste......"
Wu Liuqi was amazed.
However, he didn't notice that Captain Jack's face had darkened.
“…… Do you think I can't hear what you're saying? ”
Captain Jack said with a black line on his face, gritting his teeth.
I dare to say that my handsome hairstyle is like toothpaste! It's too much!
Wu Liuqi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and said curtly: "Oh, I was heard by you, I'm sorry......"
Captain Jack took a deep breath and sneered: "Don't pretend, you little assassin who sent you to death, let's say, how do you want to die?" ”
Hearing this, Jun Ajie stepped forward and said with a serious face: "The boss is right, how do you want to die?" ”
Then they were stunned for a moment, scratching their heads, looking puzzled.
"Huh? Isn't he a cleaner? How is it an assassin? ”
"Yes, yes! How so? ”
Jun Applejack is confused.
Wu Liuqi also pretended to be stupid and cute when he heard this, and smiled honestly at Captain Jack: "That's right, this captain, you misunderstood, I'm actually a cleaner......"
Although his disguise is exposed, these people's IQ does not seem to be high, and he can pretend to be stupid first, and then seek the opportunity to assassinate this captain!
When the time comes, your mission will be successfully completed!
Wu Liuqi's abacus sounded and thought secretly.
Captain Jack, however, was stubborn and held back his anger.
I don't know if it's because Wu Liuqi is angry at him as a fool or because his two younger brothers are too stupid.
"Don't pretend to be an idiot! Lao Tzu has been rampant in the sea for so many years, and he has never seen any sea cleaners! ”
"Are you stupid for me?"
Captain Jack couldn't help but exclaim.
Ah Jun and Ajie were shocked when they heard this.
The captain has a point!
None of them thought of this, alas!
Wu Liuqi was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "Uh...... I didn't expect you to be so smart......"
Captain Jack's face darkened even more when he heard this.
Wu Liuqi sighed and spread his hands helplessly: "Okay, I'll be honest, I'm actually a ......"
Speaking of this, Wu Liuqi's eyes flashed, and with a stomp of his feet, he stabbed straight at Captain Jack's neck with scissors in his hand!
Surprise and be unprepared!
"Assassin!"
After saying these two words, Wu Liuqi's scissors had come to a distance of less than an inch from Captain Jack's neck!
Ah Jun and Ajie next to him were all shocked, and they didn't have time to react.
Captain Jack was also surprised, as if he didn't expect Wu Liuqi to do this.
"It seems that the mission has been successfully completed this time......
Wu Liuqi smiled.
However, just as the scissors were about to touch Captain Jack's neck, a silver-white knife flash flashed, followed by a crisp sound of iron colliding!
Bite!
Wu Liuqi had shock in his eyes, and it was difficult to move forward with the scissors in his hand!
Captain Jack, on the other hand, sneered.
He actually used his knife to block Wu Liuqi's fatal blow in an instant!
"Actually blocked! How can it be! ”
A hint of horror flashed in Wu Liuqi's eyes.
As soon as Captain Jack exerted his strength, Wu Liuqi felt a strong force on the knife reach his hand, and he couldn't help but push it behind him!