Chapter 297: Old ASS's Heart
Anyone who has watched Sailor Moon knows that the reason why those girls are awesome is because they represent the nine planets of the solar system and can use some of the planets' energy. And they are just representatives, and Igo himself is a planet, which is equivalent to the prime minister's butler and the prime minister himself, and the difference between them is completely different.
To put it mildly, in this universe, Odin is the only one who can get Igo alone, and the fireproof girl is slightly inferior, and it is probably not easy for the ancient one to come, after all, her strength lies in the ability to use the earth's spiritual veins, and you let her fight at home will definitely meet the gods and kill the gods, but if she comes all the way to destroy people, she will definitely have to pull her hips.
Unless she recklessly uses the power of darkness, but that is basically equivalent to pulling Dormammu to fight Iago, winning is sure to win, but it is definitely a stupid move to drive the wolf at the front door and enter the tiger at the back door, so the ancient one will definitely not do this.
Fortunately, the fire girl is a righteous person, a person who has detached herself from low-level interests, and she can't beat it alone? Then a group fight. The living can't let urine suffocate to death!
She gave her plan a well-known name, called "Igo, the evil alien, everyone can be punished, everyone doesn't need to talk to him about the morality of the rivers and lakes, and they will be side by side" plan, which is basically literal, that is, to pull Asgard and the major civilizations in the universe to a righteous siege.
The first half of the plan went very smoothly, and Zhuang Ding was also very successful, but the second half was a bit nonsense, Odin's golden thigh was actually muscle cramps, and he only shot two glowing cannons to soften, no wonder he was the god king and only had a queen of Friggia, I thought he was emotionally clean and other psychological reasons, but I didn't expect it to be an easy-to-understand physiological reason, it is really a scripture that is difficult for every family to read, and when he goes back to Odin's grave, burn him two wolfberry thermos cups!
What, you said Odin wasn't dead yet?
You can only paddle and fish, so it's better to die!
The fireproof girl is also a headache now, her original plan was for Odin to destroy Igo's body, she came to destroy Igo's soul, but now that Odin has dropped the chain, Igo's body is still strong and pure, and she uses her head to destroy Iago's soul!
You must know that no matter how weak the body is, it is also an unbreakable solid barrier for the soul, if you can absorb the soul while you are alive, then why do you have to work hard, who is caught and who sucks is not fragrant? After all, her suction power is unmatched!
Therefore, if you can't break the body, you can't break the soul, and if you can't break the soul, you can't kill Igo by conventional means.
The fireproof woman thought about it, why not just use Soveilin's high-energy battery to give Igo a big flower, just like in the movie? Although this will inevitably give Sovereign some credit, which is not conducive to the final food and occupation of the fire prevention girl, it is better than returning empty-handed.
When the break is constantly reversed, since it is decided to cut the meat and close the position, the speed must be fast. The fire prevention girl is not indecisive, her adoptive father said to burn it, and her brother said to chase it, and a little profit could not shake her will. But now it's not the plot of Silver Guardian 2, Star-Lord hasn't even formed the Guardians of the Galaxy yet, and of course it's impossible to steal Soveilin's high-energy battery.
But you can't steal it, you can ask for it directly. Anyway, the high priest of Sovereign is on the Kree flagship 800,000 kilometers away, and the Kaizi who sent it to the door is not slaughtered by Bai Bu.
So the fireproof girl opened the communication and contacted Ayesha, and she was not polite, and said directly: "Your Excellency High Priest, justice needs you!" ”
Ayesha was almost amused, usually she fooled others with righteousness, but she didn't think that today there would be a day when she was fooled by others with righteousness. She crossed her legs, first took a sip of Soveilin's drink, and then asked slowly and nonchalantly, "Tell me, what do you want me to do?" ”
This damn eighth woman actually put a shelf for me, you must look good when you come back!
The fireproof woman asked for help, and said patiently: "High-energy battery, if you want to kill Igo, you must use high-energy battery......"
Before she could finish her sentence, Ayesha jumped up like a cat whose tail had been trampled on, and shouted in a sharp voice, "This can't be! ”
The fireproof girl was stunned for a moment, and continued to persuade: "This is to defeat Igo and for the peace of the entire universe!" Your Excellency High Priest, please consider the overall situation and consider the happiness of all living beings in the universe! ”
"You don't have to think about it at all, and you don't have to be delusional!" Ayesha said resolutely: "I will never hand over the high-energy batteries, and Sovereign will never allow the outflow of high-energy batteries. A countryman like you doesn't understand the meaning of high-energy batteries for Soveilin, if it weren't for the sake of you being brought by the God King, I would have destroyed you all over the house with your words alone, believe it or not! ”
Knock, kill me all over the door? The old lady has eaten more than you eat, I don't think you have felt the warmth of our first fire in Lothric!
Speaking of which, the fireproof girl also brought a little anger, you Soweilin Technology remote control fighter is amazing in the universe, and it was destroyed by a mining ship in the movie! Even the Galaxy Dance Troupe can't handle it, where do you get the confidence to argue with us Loslick!
The fireproof girl had already planned to take the expansion route, so she was not afraid of war at all, and even said that she couldn't ask for a reasonable excuse to start a war, she was not the same as the good old man who destroyed the director, in her eyes, the civilization in the universe is another one, either an enemy, or a potential enemy, if she couldn't beat Odin, she even dared to attack Asgard, anyway, on the way to spread the fire, the six relatives didn't recognize it, and the quintessence of our Lothric was half of what he said, and the other was that the gods blocked and killed the gods and Buddhas.
Benevolent?
When you surrender to Lothric and become my firefighter people, I will be merciful to you!
But until then, all I could see was the enemy!
In the face of Ayesha's provocation, the fireproof girl is not used to her stinky problem at all, what's wrong with the beauty, the old lady is also a beauty, even if you wash it now, strip it and smear it with honey and send it to my mouth, I am the one who is settled!
During the communication, the fireproof woman's face sank, and she asked in a cold voice, "High Priest, are you declaring war on Lothric?" Is Sovereign declaring war on Lothric? ”
"Loslick, I've never heard of any in my name. Is it your country? Hehe, that's a crude taste! "Ayesha has always been the eldest and the second in heaven, dare to blow up stabs with me, your reputation as a religious madman in our Sovereign is a scare child? Arrogant, her neck was raised, and she said without giving in: "It's a declaration of war, how about it?" ”
"Very well, Lothric accepts your declaration of war, and after Igo's demise, the next one will be Sovereign!"
The female consul is stupid, how can a good comrade-in-arms suddenly turn against her, and it is too exaggerated to rise directly to the level of war. She hurriedly persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, you have something to say!" ”
As a result, the two of them said in unison: "Whoever stops this war is the enemy of Lothric/Sovereign, and the Nova Empire will also join the war?" ”
Yes, kindness was completely regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, and the female consul was not angry, so she simply stopped talking.
The high-energy battery didn't come, anyway, it set up an enemy, but it was a small gain to get an excuse to start a war.
After hanging up the communication, the fireproof woman crossed her hands and laughed a few times, and looked stupid at Gamora under the dragon's claws next to her, your country is about to usher in war, why can you still laugh so happily?
Of course, it's because of the high returns of the war, otherwise how do you think your godfather Thanos, an illegal armed group with no roots, has persisted for so many years, isn't it just to make war money!
Only the weak will fear war, and the strong will only expect war!
Of course, the firefighter is a pacifist, but peace is not spoken by mouth, but by fists, just as it was not Truth, Goodness and Beauty who stopped the mustache back then, but Browning, Thomson and Katyusha.
The firefighter is not weak, but she also does not reach absolute strength. For example, as soon as she finished laughing, she heard a loud rumbling noise in the tunnel, and then Star-Lord and his party ran out, and before the fireproof girl could ask, a lava giant covered in flames and more than five meters tall rushed out.
What the hell is this?
The fireproof girl is stupid, and Surtr went to the wrong set? This is not to Thor III!
This is certainly not Surtr, this is Igo, to be exact, Igo's fighting form.
Igo has been in the universe for many years, and he has seen more races than the fireproof women's doors, including this lava giant, which has great strength and defense, and can spew out tens of thousands of degrees of high-temperature acid gas, which is simply a first-class killer in the universe. After visiting their planet, Igo also recorded their genetic maps, and this clone was enhanced and modified from the lava giant.
Yes, you heard it right, this lava giant is still strengthened, and it is strengthened by Igo with his unique planetary energy. In the face of an enemy of this intensity, it is not easy for Brother Hammer to come over with a meow hammer.
"On behalf of the universe, I will destroy you!"
Igo fought at home, just like the inexhaustible power of the god Antai when he stepped on the earth, and saw that the huge Deathwing was not only not empty, but sprayed it with a mouthful of hot acid gas.
The acid gas forcibly ignited the air, igniting a plasma flame like the sun, Igo swore with tens of millions of years of life, no creature can resist this kind of attack, even if Odin is directly hit, it can only be cremated for free, this black dragon who doesn't know what the origin is, no matter how strong it is, can it still compare to Odin?
Of course, Deathwing can't compare to Odin, and even the gap between him and Odin is very large, and he will definitely not be able to stop this kind of attack. But he can't stop it, someone can, because the gap between this person and Odin is not too much, and even in some ways, she is stronger than Odin!
This person is the fireproof woman.
And in some ways, it's the control of heat!
Are you playing with fire in front of me? You're playing with fire!
The fireproof girl took the holy bell that Yuer Shika had voluntarily given to her, and a white transparent barrier appeared around everyone, and the plasma flames sprayed on the raw surface causing the barrier to flicker continuously, but it could not take any further steps, and could only spread out like waves crashing into the rocks.
Where had Star-Lord seen such a magical sight, and asked in surprise, "What is this?" ”
"Miracle, Great Magic Protection!"
Miracle: Great Magic Protection!
A story based on "Magic Protection".
By covering the whole body with a powerful white protective film, it can greatly increase the damage reduction rate of the magic attribute.
This is the story of Javier "The Stone", who is the enemy of the White Dragon Heath, who hates magic so much that he is very diligent in finding ways to fight it.
Originally, magic protection could only be used by individuals, but the fire girl has long since changed from what it used to be, and with a slight change, the magic protection has been improved into a hands-off skill, and it has become an existence similar to a protective shield in front of her.
"It can't go on like this." Deathwing suddenly spoke.
Star-Lord realized the behemoth in front of him, shouted Even-Buy-Ka, and then saw Gamora being crushed under the dragon's claws, and immediately went over to ask for warmth.
Ronan saw it and snorted unhappily.
Compared to Comedy Star-Lord, Rose and Black Panther are still IQ online, they heard Deathwing's sentence "This can't work", and they didn't care about being surprised that the dragon could speak, but hurriedly asked the fire girl for verification: "Your Majesty, can you stop it?" ”
"Nonsense!" The goddess of fire protection said two words as usual, and the two were about to breathe a sigh of relief, but they heard the fire prevention girl continue: "Of course it can't be stopped, this product is not magic after all, and the big magic protection major is not right!" ”
Why can't you stop you from doing with confidence?
Black Panther and Rose both had green faces, and they were anxious: "Then what should I do?" ”
The fireproof woman shrugged her shoulders and said bluntly: "If you can't stop it, you won't stop it!" ”
"Huh?" Out of the way? Are you kidding!
Of course, the fireproof woman was not joking.
Although the plasma flame is powerful, it does not have the irreversible attribute of the first fire, which is stained with death, and the firefighter can even be immune to the first fire, of course, she will not be afraid of the plasma flame. The reason why she blocks it is completely to take care of other people, if it is her, she is too lazy to block.
There are thousands of ways to kill her in the universe, but burning to death is never one of them, and the fireproof girl is an absolutely non-combustible item, even more incombustible than large non-combustible garbage ashes.
"How much do you sweat?" The firefighter suddenly asked the two of them an irrelevant word.
The panther was stunned for a moment, and replied honestly: "Usually it's not much, but when I'm nervous, I like to sweat." ”
Rose also said shyly: "I'm old, I often have night sweats at night, and I often go to the toilet. ”
Knock, ask if you love to sweat, who asks if you love to go to the toilet?
The corners of the fire prevention girl's mouth twitched, and she said to everyone: "Whether you like to sweat or not, but next, sweating is very useful!" ”
Before everyone knew why, the white barrier formed by the great magic protection shattered with a bang, and the plasma flames suddenly rushed in like a wolf entering a flock.
Everyone was shocked, and when they were about to die, they saw scarlet aether particles fly out of the fire girl's body and turn into a red glove covering her left hand.
Then the firefighter snapped her fingers, and everyone felt an invisible force pouring into their bodies, approaching them and began to sweat violently, and in less than a second, their sweat completely soaked their clothes, making them look as if they had just been fished out of the water.
Then, the plasma flame roared, and everyone subconsciously closed their eyes and waited for death, but after waiting for a long time, they could still breathe normally, and then they opened their eyes, and saw that the plasma flame was raging around their bodies, but they couldn't hurt them in the slightest, because the sweat on the body surface was constantly evaporating and absorbing heat, so that they were protected from the damage of high temperature!
"Sweat to ward off the flames? How is this possible! Igo's eyes were about to pop out: "This, this is not scientific at all!" ”
Don't talk about him, Star-Lord Black Panther and they are also confused.
Igo was right to say that it wasn't scientific, because it was magic, or more precisely, spells unique to Lothric.
Spell: Sweat violently!
Inherited in the name of Kalmina, Onuma's unique spell.
It can greatly increase the damage reduction rate of fire attribute by sweating violently.
This is the key spell that incorporates fire into the body, and it is the foundation of many spells.
Conjurer, unlike mages and priesthoods, don't have as many bells and whistles, so they've always been straightforward in their names. This spell can make people sweat violently and reduce burns, so what is it called vigorous sweating?
The sorcerers of the spirit world do not worship knowledge or faith, they are slaves to the flames. The origin of the spell comes from the old witch, who was the first person in the soul world to gain the power of heat. After assisting Gwen in destroying the ancient dragons and ushering in the Age of Fire, she established Izaris to create a new primordial fire and solve the hidden dangers of the soul world once and for all.
But as we all know, she got away with it. She did not create the first fire, but created the fire of chaos, and those who were burned by the fire of chaos did not die, but transformed their life forms, she and her daughters (apprentices) and all the inhabitants of Izaris were infected by the fire of chaos, the old witch was forcibly transformed into a hotbed of chaos and became the source of all demons, and most of her daughters and the inhabitants of the city became terrible monsters, and Izaris became a notorious demonic ruin.
Some people will say that the old witch is a failure, but the fire girl feels that she is successful, at least half of the success.
Because the more power you have, the more you understand how difficult it is to create life.
Just like Igo, what he has been planning for tens of millions of years is to create life.
The old witch has a far worse lifespan than Igo, but she has done what Igo has not done so far. She created a new life, which was not in line with her original intentions and brought disaster, but from a purely academic point of view, she was an AE86 that used a drain to make Igo's bulky GTR even lose sight of the taillights.
And the spells that have been passed down from her power system have an innate effect on Igo with crushing and critical hits.
Sweating violently is a defense against flames, but it is actually the first step in chasing the flames. After all, people who will be burned by flames cannot study flames, so the firefighter girl can almost imagine the beautiful picture of the old woman and her daughters gathered together shirtless and studying the flames while constantly coming out of the water.
What a desperate situation!
The fireproof woman was leisurely fascinated, still smiling in the sweep of the plasma flames. It was as if it was not fire that blew it, but the wind of life!
How elegant, how calm!
Everyone admired, and even Gamora, who was beaten up by the fireproof woman, said convincingly: "Interesting woman!" ”
The flames subsided, after all, Igo's lung capacity was that great. And along with the flames, there is also Deathwing.
The flying dragon has no sweat glands, and it is impossible for him to sweat no matter how awesome he sweats violently, so the fireproof girl used the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to transfer him two kilometers away early in the morning.
That's right, in fact, the fireproof girl can avoid the flames without spells, and the reason why she chose to use spells is entirely because she is handsome.
After all, the space teleportation is gone in a flash, and it doesn't reflect my ease and calmness at all.
"I teleported Deathwing to the mountains to the east, and you escorted Star-Lord over and let him carry you away from Igo."
The panther whispered, "If you can teleport, why don't you just teleport us to the space battleship?" ”
"Don't you see the white light in the sky? That's the God-King's enchantment, if you're not afraid that I'll teleport you into the sun under interference, I don't mind trying it right away! ”
The panther was of course afraid, so he didn't talk anymore.
Star-Lord became more and more puzzled, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing?" Why risk death to save me? ”
General Ross took the opportunity to start sensationalizing again: "Because we are the motherland that gave birth to you and raised you......"
"Don't listen to him." The fireproof woman interrupted General Ross, although Star-Lord is a fool, you can't wait for Sunday back and forth. The fireproof girl didn't hide it, and said directly: "Have you heard of Igo's great plan?" ”
"Heard it." Star-Lord nodded.
"Then the reason why we risked our lives to save you." The fireproof girl said: "So live well, the farther away from Igo Star as possible, is your greatest contribution to the universe, understand?" ”
"Understood." Star-Lord, who heard the truth, was a lot more relieved, and even with his favorability towards the Fire Girl, he directly reached the highest level of worship. Of course, the reason why it is so high is mainly because of the appearance of the fireproof woman.
"But...... Aren't you leaving? Star-Lord asked again.
The firefighter shook her head: "I'm not leaving, because ......"
"Because?"
The firefighter looked at Igo and smiled, "Because I'm going to help you buy some time!" ”
As a woman with a soul of three or eight weeks, the fire girl has never been afraid of any boss, although Igo's combat power on paper is stronger than her, but she won't get pregnant if she tries it, maybe she will win?
The fireproof woman licked the corners of her mouth excitedly, the heart of the old ASS was already ready to move!