"If one person's strength is not enough, then two people will go together. I don't remember which civilization's proverb this is, but it makes a lot of sense! With a wave of his hand, the walls of the hall parted, revealing something like the stage behind him, and a dummy wearing the same clothes as Igo stood in the middle, surrounded by countless alien creatures of different shapes and colors.

Of course, these alien creatures are all women, some of them have limbs like humans, and some of them are mollusks like octopuses, but they all surround Igo without exception, their eyes are full of affection, and they willingly surrender to him and flatter him.

There is no doubt that this legendary harem is a long-dreamed scene of countless dead houses, and Igo also said quite complacently: "My great plan needs a helper, and what could be more trustworthy than my own offspring?" So I have traveled all over the universe and made countless confidants, each of them is my wings, I love them, they love me more, I inject energy essence into their bodies, the crystallization of making **, this is my supplement plan! ”

Star-Lord's face was leisurely fascinated, in his opinion, the ultimate goal of men is definitely not women, but many women. Obviously, his father has done this, and he is even better than him in the degree of fraternity, after all, there are a lot of aquatic products and insects in his father's harem, which can be hard (heart), probably the superiority of the gods!

But Igo's pride didn't last long, and he said with a little disappointment: "But unfortunately, although those children were born successfully, they did not inherit my power, they are still ordinary, and they can't use the planet's energy at all." I was frustrated and depressed, so I decided to find a quiet place to relax...... I mean, Earth is a great place, but what I didn't expect was that I would meet your mother there, and we both fell in love at once, and she quickly became pregnant. ”

Star-Lord is a well-known fool, but his own mother is like his external brain circuit, but when it comes to his own mother, he will lose all negative attributes such as greed for money, lust, indecision, etc., and become smart from a comic second.

"You see your mom as part of the plan?" Star-Lord said unacceptably, "I thought you loved her." ”

"Why do you ask?" Igo was puzzled: "Of course I love her, and this love does not conflict with my plans, and even it is this love that gives birth to you, a true descendant who can control the energy of the planet and belongs to me. Son, you should thank your mother, and I should thank your mother, she is a great woman who has made an irreplaceable contribution to this universe! ”

"Don't digress!" Star-Lord was already very smart, so he wouldn't be fooled by two kind words, and he asked straight to the essence: "Since you are a planetary lifeform and a great god, why didn't you come back when your mother was seriously ill, why didn't you save her?" ”

Igo explained, "As I said, my very body is under attack. ”

"But your wife is going to die!" Star-Lord asked loudly, "A man who can't even protect his own woman is not a man at all, you don't even dare to fight for her, and you dare to say that you love her?" ”

The question was so sharp that Igo froze in place, not knowing how to answer.

But Igo is also lucky, because Star-Lord left early and didn't see the night service X building, otherwise the wise saying "You don't even dare to eat the feces of your beloved woman, and you dare to say that you love her" will definitely make the SAN value of Iago's goods clear on the spot.

After hesitating for a long time, Igo slowly spoke under Star-Lord's gaze: "Believe it or not, I love your mother, I also left the earth before the attack on my body, and I wanted to leave, but I finally couldn't help but miss it and ran back, three times, I left and went back three times, if this is not love, then what is!" ”

Star-Lord is also an old pervert, so no one knows the old pervert better than him, and when he heard Iago's words, he immediately became furious: "You actually want to abandon your mother? You bastard! ”

Igo was also a little angry: "I said, I went to Earth just to relax, I never thought of building a home there, I will leave is something that has been planned a long time ago!" ”

The more Star-Lord listened, the more angry he became: "Then why do you still provoke your mother, how can you let her live with a big belly at a young age?" Do you know how many white eyes she suffered because she was pregnant out of wedlock? When I was a kid, I was called a wild seed by other children, do you know how many fights I fought with them? It's all because of whom, it's all because of you! ”

Igo yelled, "I said I was sorry, I already apologized to you, why do you keep dwelling on this issue!" ”

Star-Lord also yelled: "It's not me who you should apologize for, and I don't need to, the person you want to apologize for is Mom!" ”

"But your mother is dead!"

"No, my mother is not dead! She was lying in the hospital bed when I left, and the doctor said that she would have surgery tomorrow and that she would be fine! ”

"It's impossible to get better!" Igo subconsciously said: "The tumor in her brain was put in by me, and it is impossible to cure it with the medical level of the earth!" ”

Star-Lord froze, his eyes widened, he opened his mouth wide, and it took a long time before he asked with difficulty, "You, what did you say?" ”

Igo also found that he had slipped his mouth, but his self-esteem as a god did not allow him to quibble, so he said affectionately: "That's right, I put your mother's tumor in it." I sneaked back three times, but not a fourth, because I knew that if I went back again, I would be intoxicated by her tenderness. But the great plan needs me, the whole universe needs me, I have to make a choice, I have to give up my little family for everyone, Peter, I love your mother, I was very sad when I put the tumor in her brain, the pain, like a bullet in the heart, you can't understand it......"

Bang shot!

Before Igo could finish his words, a large hole was opened in his chest, and the organs inside could be seen, and the shattered heart turned into quicksand and slowly sprinkled down.

It was Star-Lord who fired.

He asked with a hideous face: "Is this the pain you are talking about?" ”

Igo said in disbelief: "You attacked me, I'm your father!" ”

"But you killed my mother!" Star-Lord yelled, "You shouldn't have killed her, you shouldn't!" ”

The angry fingers continued to pull the trigger, and the modified energy gun continued to shoot angry bullets. At such a close distance, even Igo couldn't resist it, his body was constantly being opened out of large and small holes, and the edges of the collapsed tissues were also scattered in quicksand!

After firing more than thirty shots in a row, Star-Lord ran out of breath, and Igo completely lost his human form, turning into a virtual body made of pure planetary energy.

But Star-Lord's attack didn't have much effect on him, he gathered his energy, quickly repaired his body, first bones and organs, then muscles and skin, and in just a few seconds, he was back to the kind old man, and even his clothes were generated.

He said bitterly: "You once said that you would shoot the people who hurt me into a hornet's nest, but now you are the one who hurts me!" ”

Star-Lord snorted, "You hurt our mother and son first!" ”

Igo defended, "I said, it was a misunderstanding! ”

But Star-Lord exploded his own father's dog head with a single energy bullet, and his speed at changing magazines was unparalleled, and he had a reputation as a fast gunner among Marauders...... Of course, this is also because he is faster than just changing magazines, after all, the physique of earthlings is there, and compared with some gifted aliens, it is really fast.

Otherwise, why do you think Star-Lord has so many postures, isn't it reckless, so you can only change the path of technical flow!

So Star-Lord has always hated aliens, and now that he has an alien father who kills his wife and preaches the truth, this annoyance is even better.

"Today you must die." Star-Lord swore and said, "I want to avenge my mother!" ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, a blue energy tentacle rushed out of the ground and stabbed into his chest from behind, making his whole body emit blue light, and at the same time, he couldn't resist losing control of his body.

It was only then that he realized that the film he had seen was neither a thriller nor a funny movie, but a reality movie.

It turns out that misestimating one's own strength can really happen, and it turns out that there are really fools who only think about revenge and ignore the most critical force gap.

Star-Lord knew that the fool was none other than himself.

"I originally wanted to give you a chance, to give you a chance to be great with me." Iago walked up to Star-Lord, patted him on the cheek and said, "But alas, kid, you turned down this opportunity. So for the next 1,000 years, you can be a battery with peace of mind. Rest assured, as your father, I will never waste any of your energy, and I will squeeze you out of the woods, so that you can make a thorough contribution to the universe without reservation. Don't thank me, it's what a father should do. ”

"I'm ......" Star-Lord blushed, struggling to control the vocal cord muscles and make a sound.

"What do you want to say, is it admitting your mistake?" Igo leaned his ear over: "Come, beg me for mercy, as a father, you should give your son a second chance!" ”

"I'm ......" Star-Lord said into Iago's ear, "you!" ”

Igo's face suddenly turned ugly.

"It's a pity, I don't have a mother, as a punishment, you just obediently become a human and do it!"

As the words fell, the tentacles emitted a strong light, and the blue planet energy could be seen being pumped into Star-Lord's body like water, converging along the tentacles to Igo's body underground.

"Yes, yes, that's it, the power, the power that is enough to change the universe, my plan can finally be realized, I finally have to say goodbye to loneliness and welcome a new clan!" Igo raised his hands and shouted in relief.

At the same time, Star-Lord shouted.

There is anger, unwillingness, and the ruthlessness of biting off a piece of the enemy's flesh to death!

Don't forget, Star-Lord is a cosmic pirate.

And the cosmic pirates are out-and-out villains and lawbreakers!

Obediently to death? Inexistent! If death is assured, Star-Lord would rather die with the enemy with the bomb, because it will be the most beautiful fireworks!

This is the romance of cosmic pirates!

"Ah!!!!h

Star-Lord shouted.

But the eggs are none.

Again, this is a beautiful comic, not a Japanese comic, and there is no such thing as an explosion by anger. There is an insurmountable gap between Igo and him in terms of force, and it cannot be made up with one or two shouts!

Igo smiled dumbly and turned to look at Star-Lord, "Are you resisting?" Why do you do it when you know it's pointless? ”

"Because ......," Star-Lord said through gritted teeth, "I'm not...... Alone! ”

Igoreng: "Not alone?" Yes, you are not a person, but a ball. Well, it's not all right to say that the ball, you should be a hybrid of people and balls, or bastard for short. ”

"You're the bastard!" Star-Lord said, "And it's stupid, old youkai, look behind your back!" ”

Hearing this, Igo subconsciously turned his head, and saw a man in black armor rushing over, popping a sharp blade from the back of his hand, and slashing his neck with a single click.

The head spun and flew into the sky, and Igo said in surprise: "Vibranium weapon?!" Who are you? ”

"I'm a Black Panther!"

It was Black Panther, and Star-Lord had seen him sneak into the hall before deliberately resisting to attract Igo's attention.

"Bad writing, huh? I'm telling you I'm not alone! Star-Lord fell into the trap unceremoniously.

The head fell to the ground and turned into sand, while the headless body on the other side grew a new head, and Igo said disdainfully: "What if it's not alone, even if you two go together, you are still not my opponent!" ”

It's a pity that since the Black Panther is here, General Ross, the head dog who specializes in snatching superheroes' heads, will naturally not be far away. As soon as Igo's words fell, the door of the hall was kicked open by the coalition soldiers, and General Ross said majestically with a small pistol: "Igo, your end has come, just take it!" ”

Igo glanced at them and sneered, "It's just a bunch of chickens and dogs, why should I be afraid?" ”

"What if you add me?"

A deep voice came, and before Igo could react, Ronan jumped up from the crowd shirtless, and the Pizza Hut, who fell from the sky with a war hammer in his hand, smashed him from head to foot, completely turning him into a liver and brain.

One thing to say, Ronan's combat effectiveness should definitely not be underestimated, as evidenced by the fact that he can directly touch the power gem in the movie. He may not be as good as Odin and Fireproof Girl, but he definitely belongs to the existence of the power ceiling in the mortal world.

Ronan's hammer is not ordinary, although it is not made of the four metals of Marvel, but it is also a product of the Kree black technology. How strong is this hammer, and how strong it can be used to carry power gems.

So this hammer looks inconspicuous, but it's actually an orange suit, and it's an orange suit with holes. Anyway, this hammer comes with a bunch of strange special effects and magnetic fields, and Igo can't reunite his clone under this kind of interference, so he can be considered to be killed back to the spring, and can only wait for the second to be resurrected.

Igo was gone, the blue tentacles collapsed, Star-Lord fell from the air with a snap, and Ronan was quick-eyed, and a princess stepped forward to hold Star-Lord firmly in his arms.

His face was slightly red, and he pretended to be condescending and said calmly: "Hey, I'm here to save you, thank me!" ”

Thank you should be thanked, but what the hell are you blushing!

Star-Lord only felt that Chrysanthemum was cold for a while, and hurriedly jumped out of Ronan's arms, and before he could stand firmly, an old man rushed up with excitement on his face, grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously, opening his mouth to say "We are late", "Let you suffer", "The country has not forgotten you", "The future will be better"!

In short, all kinds of slogans bombarded in turn, and the positive energy index exploded directly, Star-Lord thought he was being interviewed for something, and he looked left and right and didn't find the camera, so he pulled his hand back and asked with a puzzled face: "Uncle, who are you?" ”

Rose straightened his clothes, wiped the tears that didn't exist in the corners of his eyes, and said affectionately: "I am the motherland that gave birth to you and raised you, we have been looking for you for thirty-four years!" ”

Another one who has been looking for me for thirty-four years?

Star-Lord scratched his head, looked at the ash left behind by Igo's clone, and said with a smile: "The last person who said that he had been looking for me for thirty-four years wanted to use me as a battery, what are you going to do with me?" ”

"Be a citizen. Be a citizen who must be protected, loved, and protected! "General Ross is also a bureaucrat from a professional background, and all kinds of scenes come out of his mouth.

Don't say it, Star-Lord, who has left the earth's cultural circle since he was a child, has never seen such a stinky and shameless statement, although he knows it's fake, but he can't stand the good thing he says, especially now that Star-Lord has just been betrayed by his father.

So he reluctantly recognized General Ross, and then he asked shyly: "What, which country am I from?" ”

Damn, your own country can forget, you little bastard who has forgotten your ancestors, your father shouldn't treat you as a battery, he should wipe you off with paper and throw it in the garbage basket!

The corners of General Rose's mouth twitched, forced a smile, and said proudly: "It's a great beauty, you are a great beauty in life, and you are a beautiful dead person in death!" ”

The corners of Star-Lord's mouth twitched: "The latter sentence is too redundant, I don't want to die at a young age." ”

"That's not up to you!"

An angry roar came from the ground, it was Igo who had come back from the spring after reading the second, Ronan slammed the hammer horizontally, and said coawardly: "I can kill you once, I can kill you a second time, Iago, come, fight with me!" ”

With a bang, the huge body rushed out of the ground in the heat, this time Igo was a giant more than five meters high, his skin was made of rock, and magma was constantly oozing from the cracks, and he opened his mouth to spew flames from his mouth and nose, and as soon as he advanced, he would melt the ground with the heat.

The old man before was just the model of Igo's bubble girl, but now this is the model of fighting.

He was born like a thunderbolt, and said condescendingly: "I'm coming, who wants to fight with me?" ”

Everyone looked at Ronan, who was also very single, and he put his war hammer on his back and said bluntly: "I think it's time for us to retreat, who is for it and who is against?" ”

Needless to say, of course, all of them are in favor!

So the group of people had a calculation, and the girl ran away, without hesitation at all.

Igo was stunned when he climbed out of the ground, what about the enemy, what about my big bunch of enemies?

Use the planetary energy to probe, damn, you actually ran away, what kind of righteous partners are you!

Sure enough, non-living beings are a group of pests, and they don't understand the meaning of honor, I, I, today will represent the universe and destroy you!