Chapter 133: This King Eight
Taking over all of Wesling's family property, Huang Xiaobei was a little moved.
Although this foreign devil is better than him, it is not to the point where Carl can advance his salary, and if there is no accident, it is estimated that the money is a tip given to him by the customer.
Abbreviation, money from patting on the back.
Oops, why do you suddenly feel a little weird with the money in your hand......
"Xiaobei, you listen to me, buy foreign wine, you must buy foreign wine! It's best to have it written in English, as far as I know, you Celestial Empire people just like these things that you can't understand, the more foreign countries can't understand them, the more they like them, on the contrary, your local things are easy for them to pick and choose, you buy a bottle of foreign wine and give it to your uncle, absolutely right. ”
After speaking, Lao Wei patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder again, and said with a sneer, "Of course, the money may not be enough, but I have so much, you can save some money as much as possible." ”
Looking at Wei Sling, who was telling himself what wine to buy for his uncle, and seeing that Lao Wei was still apologizing for not being able to give himself a little more money, Huang Xiaobei was really moved.
"Although he is a sycophant, although he is a third grandson, but a good person, Lao Wei, you are really a good person! I usually eat you and drink you, not only did I not complain, but on the contrary, I also covered the daily expenses of three people by myself, not only that, but now I have hollowed out my family for me, oh my mother, I am a little moved. That old guard, don't worry, I will definitely shed a few tears when you die in the future. ”
Commissioner Huang is unusually not human.
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After seeing that Lao Wei was so good to him, the commissioner naturally turned his eyes to the side, only knowing that he was smiling at himself, but he was unwilling to make the slightest substantive move...... It's that card peel.
Seeing the smile on Ka's face, it was still a particularly gentle smile, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but pick up his teeth, and looked at Carl's eyes a lot fiercer.
Mom, everyone knows how to sponsor me to order RMB, how can you know how to stare at you!
At this time, shouldn't you just take out a stack of banknotes and slap them on my face, saying, "Senior, this is a little bit of a junior brother, can you smile more?" ”
As a result, you didn't even pay a dime, you knew that when you looked at me and smiled, you thought your laughter could be exchanged for money!
The Yellow Commissioner was about to smash his teeth, and he was almost smoking, but Carl still looked at him with a smile, and just refused to put his hand in his pocket, which made the Yellow Commissioner angry.
Do you expect me to help you in the future? Do you expect me to save you later? Ahh Do your spring and autumn daydreams, I will designate others to be the pioneer of the demon party in the future.
Ahh Peel the skin!
Seeing this, Carl smiled even brighter.
Hehe, without looking at the magic eye, Carl can guess what Huang Xiaobei is thinking in his heart, don't mention anything else, just look at the poor ghost-like eyes, the fool doesn't know what Huang Xiaobei is thinking in his heart.
Pushing his sunglasses, the sound of Huang Xiaobei's teeth grinding in his ears, and the strong hint of the commissioner's constant rubbing of his fingers and his eyes, Carl couldn't help but smile.
The senior really didn't know what the card I gave him was, hehe, quite interesting.
Well, don't tell him, let him find out for himself.
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei was about to rush up and bite himself, Carl smiled even more happily, waved his hand and said, "Goodbye, senior." ”
"You and the hell....... Oh, goodbye, goodbye. ”
Huang Xiaobei turned his head hatefully.
Damn, I knew I was going to bring his suit just now, and at least I could sell a few.
Looking at Huang Xiaobei's angry appearance, Carl smiled even more happily.
Maybe Huang Xiaobei is right, Carl is really full of black.
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"Goodbye, senior, I wish you a nice time."
"Bye Xiaobei, these two days are so fun."
Listening to the farewell of the two people behind him, Huang Xiaobei, who didn't look back, waved his hand.
"Bye-bye."
Seeing Huang Xiaobei walking far away, Carl smiled and patted Lao Wei's shoulder, "Senior, let's go back too." ”
The old guard glanced at the back in front of him again, nodded with a smile and said, "Well, let's go." ”
Huang Xiaobei, who had walked far away, only then glanced back, looking at the figure of the two walking back to the hotel, Huang Xiaobei shrugged his shoulders, then held his head in both hands, and swayed into the distance.
"It's bland, it's bland, it's pretty good."
Holding his head, Huang Xiaobei swayed into the distance.
Go home.
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"Cheap, cheap! Authentic tiger bone wine is sold cheaply! You can't buy it for 200 yuan, and you can't buy it for 200 yuan! Authentic tiger bone wine was handled cheaply. ”
Walking into the commercial pedestrian street next door, Huang Xiaobei, who was carrying a huge sum of 300 yuan, was ready to buy some greeting gifts for Uncle Liu.
Although yesterday he said no, if he dared to buy something, he would dare to throw it out of the window.
But Huang Xiaobei is not a fool, the pause in the uncle's tone yesterday is not too obvious, it is obvious that he wants it, and he is embarrassed to say it when he is done.
Huang Xiaobei spread out his hands and said happily, "Really, can't you be honest, why are you beating around the bush so much?" Although I really didn't plan to buy it for you yesterday, but now that I have money, can I treat you badly? ”
Comrade Commissioner happily set his eyes on the shops and vendors around him to see if there was anything that Uncle Liu could like.
Passing by a clothing specialist. Selling the store, Huang Xiaobei went in to take a look, and walked out five minutes later.
"No old man's shirt."
Passing by a bookstore, Huang Xiaobei went in to take a look, and walked out again five minutes later.
"Uncle doesn't seem to like to read."
Standing on the crowded pedestrian street, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but fall into confusion for a while, touching his chin and muttering with his head down.
"What should I buy for my uncle? Practical, or ornamental? Or is it more memorable? What is commemorative? Do I wear socks count? Uh......"
Comrade Commissioner shook his head and sighed.
"Alas, it's really hard to buy gifts, and I don't know what kind of bastard rule this gift-giving habit is....... Well, it's not that it's hard to buy, there are a lot of things nearby that I like a lot, but I guess my uncle doesn't have any interest. ”
What the hell should I buy him?
Huang Xiaobei looked up at the sky.
Or buy a pair of shoes?
But I don't know how big his feet are.
Why don't you buy him a lighter?
But why do you always feel like you're going to be beaten...... Well, it's better not to touch anything that has something to do with cigarettes.
Standing in the crowded and lively pedestrian street, Huang Xiaobei looked around in confusion, not knowing what to do for a while.
Coincidentally, just as Commissioner Huang was hesitating, a vendor selling Brazilian turtles not far away suddenly caught his eye.
Looking at the Brazilian green-haired turtles in the plastic box, Huang Xiaobei was happy at that time, clapped his hands violently, and said happily.
"Yo, this is good, this is good, buy a few Wang Ba for the uncle, isn't it equivalent to wishing him a long life! Yes, yes, hey, how much is the biggest Wang Ba? ”
Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who rushed to him, the vendor couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "That, I'm not Wang Ba, I'm a Brazilian turtle, and besides, sending Wang Ba is generally not a wish for longevity, right.......?"
Huang Xiaobei immediately retorted: "Didn't you say that the thousand-year-old king is eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, I wish him a thousand years to live?" ”
"What will live for a thousand years?"
"Wang Ba."
Huang Xiaobei was stunned after speaking, then scratched his face and said with a dry smile, "Yes, isn't this equivalent to scolding the uncle for being the eighth king?" When the time comes, I will say it again, uncle, I wish you a long time with it...... Hehehe, don't want it. ”
After speaking, Huang Xiaobei left with a wry smile, ready to go to the front to see if there was anything suitable for Uncle Liu.
At this time, seeing that Huang Xiaobei was leaving, the vendor hurriedly greeted him and said, "Hey, buddy, don't go, I have something else here besides the Brazilian turtle, it must be good to give it away." ”
Huang Xiaobei waved his hand indifferently, "I don't buy Wang Ba anymore, and I don't want turtles either." ”
The peddler was almost angry with him, "You know a turtle king!" ”
Running to Huang Xiaobei's side, the hawker thief pulled Huang Xiaobei back to the stall.
In Huang Xiaobei's strange eyes, the vendor mysteriously patted the big foam box sitting under his buttocks, and whispered, "Dude, you want to buy something for your elders, right?" Okay, see that you have this filial piety, you know that you are a good person, come, take a look at my treasure of the box, it is absolutely good to give it away! ”
Huang Xiaobei stretched his neck curiously and asked, "What?" Hey, wait a minute, it's not to protect animals, right? Then I don't dare to buy it, the person who receives the gift works in the bureau. ”
The vendor snorted, "I have to catch the animals too, come on, take care of them." ”
With that, the vendor pushed the fish tank next to him and the plastic box containing the turtle and loach beside him
After leaving a large open space, the vendor moved the large foam box under his ass to the center of the clearing, and it seemed that the contents were not light, and he only moved it a few times, and a fine sweat appeared on his forehead.
Seeing this, Huang Xiaobei stared at the big foam box curiously, not knowing what was inside.
"Brother, look and see."
Squatting on the ground, holding the top of the foam box with both hands, the vendor raised his head proudly.
In Huang Xiaobei's curious eyes, the vendor smiled proudly, and then suddenly lifted the top lid of the foam box.
The black behemoth instantly caught Huang Xiaobei's eyes.
"How! This thing is taken out and given away, there is definitely pomp and circumstance! The hawker proudly showed Huang Xiaobei his treasure of pressing the box, his head raised high, he was simply proud.
And Huang Xiaobei, indeed, the first time he saw the black creature in the box, Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened, and he was so shocked that he couldn't even speak.
Three seconds later, Commissioner Huang finally couldn't help but let out an exclamation.
"This Wang Ba is so big!"
The vendor almost fell headlong into the box.
"Can you know something else besides Wang Ba! I'm a soft-shelled turtle, a big soft-shelled turtle, and at least a big soft-shelled turtle that has lived for hundreds of years! ”
"Isn't that still the eighth king?"
"Can you add a big word!!"
"The Eighth King?"
"You ......"
The peddler was almost so angry with this second thing that he vomited blood, and waved his hand to let him see it for himself.
Listening to the hawker's words, Huang Xiaobei carefully observed the extremely large but lazy guy in the box.
In the huge foam box, a behemoth with great visual impact is lying quietly in the innermost part of the box at the moment, the foam box is more than 70 centimeters long, but this big turtle is almost as long as it, so it can only lie motionless inside.
There were a lot of small fish and shrimp in the box, but it didn't eat anything, so it lazily lay down in the box and slept, just when the box was opened, it opened its eyes and looked at it, and then closed its eyes again, too lazy to look good.
But the huge size and the strong and powerful four claws made people nod their heads. Even if the four claws are tightly contracted, the muscle lines on them can still be clearly seen.
What's even more amazing is that this big turtle that has lived for hundreds of years can still reflect the black and solid back shell under the sun?
And don't look at it, it looks like a very lazy guy, but that pointed face always gives people a feeling of palpitations, as if the next second it will open its sharp teeth and bite off people's fingers.
As for the weight, there are at least sixty pounds or more!
But even in the face of such an extraordinary big turtle, Commissioner Huang only left such a sentence of praise after carefully observing it for a long time.
"Don't say it, this Wang Ba is not small, much bigger than the basin, right?"
"That's me, the king...... Ahh My soft-shelled turtle weighs 35 kilograms! Look at its big claws, it's all meat, and if nothing else, if you take it out of the box, it must be at least as long as your calves. ”
Huang Xiaobei nodded admiringly, "Don't say it, it's pretty powerful, hey, it's not right, then why did you let me buy it?" ”
Huang Xiaobei pointed to the big soft-shelled turtle in the box, and hurriedly shook his head, "I don't know how to raise this thing, and my uncle probably won't, so if you buy it, you will starve to death." ”
The peddler no longer showed Huang Xiaobei the lazy, yawning big turtle in the box, closed the lid, and said, "Who let you raise it, did I say let you raise it?" ”
Huang Xiaobei was stunned and said, "Then why should I buy it?" ”
The vendor slapped his thigh, "Of course I bought it and made soup at home!" Brother, don't mention anything else, such a big soft-shelled turtle, still so old, after drinking it, I will give you a six-year lifespan! ”
Huang Xiaobei thought about it seriously and felt that the hawker's words were very reasonable.
The most important thing is that this Wang Ba is very attractive, it is a rare thing, and it is really good to buy it for the uncle.
"Well, let me ask, where did you get such a big thing?"
The vendor said relaxedly: "Hey, two days ago, someone went to the beach to release the animals, and I picked them up by the way." Alas, it's really not that I said that this group of bad pens now, I won't say anything else if you put it, and the soft-shelled turtle was also put into the sea, I didn't catch it at the time, and I ran ashore. ”
Huang Xiaobei looked at the vendor suspiciously, especially since there was a sign at his feet now.
"If you release the living beings, your merits will be complete."
The expression on Huang Xiaobei's face suddenly became indescribable.
Touching his chin, Commissioner Huang sighed, "I haven't seen this brand just now, I said, you just sell it, wait for other well-wishers to release it, and then get the things back by yourself, and then sell them, right?" ”
The vendor made a small gesture, and then smiled easily: "This thing, it's okay when the meaning is reached, right?" ”
Huang Xiaobei nodded and didn't say anything. Anyway, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, and it's his business.
"Come on, then I want this Wang Ba, how much is it?"
Hearing that someone was finally willing to buy the master, the peddler breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
In fact, there is nothing else, this soft-shelled turtle was indeed caught by him from the sea, and he did sell it before..... And it was sold more than once...... But such a big thing, such a conspicuous master, it is good to sell it once or twice, but it is obviously not good to sell it seven times or eight times, and it is easy to be discovered.
So he hasn't dared to sell this big turtle on the surface recently, if he hadn't seen that Huang Xiaobei didn't look like a person who was going to buy a live creature and release it, he wouldn't have shown Huang Xiaobei this big treasure.
And even if Huang Xiaobei is not a kind-hearted person who released the life, he has been purging Huang Xiaobei to slaughter this soft-shelled turtle to eat meat in order to prevent future troubles.
No, I finally let go of a big stone in my heart, and the hot potato can finally be given away, the vendor breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile.
"Look brother, you are a filial person, I won't cheat you, and you have guessed the origin of this thing, so let's do it, I'll give you a cheaper, don't worry, I will never kill you, just make you a friend, come, you can give me a total of 20,000 yuan, and by the way, I'll send you a few more....... Ay? What about people? ”
The peddler stared blankly at the empty street in front of him.
Huang Xiaobei, who was standing in front of him and was about to pay for it one second, the next second, when he finished saying the words 20,000 yuan, it was not nonsense, it was really 20,000 yuan, and as soon as the people came out, they disappeared!
disappeared in an instant, really, as soon as I heard 20,000 yuan, the person was immediately gone!
The peddler almost saw Huang Xiaobei disappear in front of his eyes, and he was so frightened that he sat on the ground with his buttocks.
Such a magical and weird scene can not be described as disappearing out of thin air! No, it's teleportation, it's just teleportation!
Under the weight of money, Commissioner Huang broke through the human potential in an instant at that moment, and fled at a speed that was almost instantaneous!
But this is really not a superpower, but an instinct of the yellow commissioner to subconsciously run with his life when he hears a huge amount of money!
If there is a high-speed camera, it can be found that after Commissioner Huang heard the words 20,000 yuan, the speed of running at that moment was almost the speed of light......
20,000 yuan to buy a king?
Fuck your uncle's !!