Chapter 134: Tiger Bone Wine

Thirty seconds later, looking at the vendor behind him, who was no longer visible, Commissioner Huang wiped the sweat from his forehead and complained with some fear.

"Grandma, I was almost deceived by you, 20,000 yuan to buy a king? Why don't you grab it! No, it's not to buy a king, it's a special 20,000 yuan to buy pot meat! Is this Nima dragon meat? Isn't it just a king! Ahh ”

took out the three hundred oceans in his hand, and Commissioner Huang pouted disdainfully, "If you say that I can bear it for twenty yuan a catty, even if it is three hundred yuan for you, I will admit it, damn 20,000 yuan?" Who is the pit, you think I don't know the price! ”

If the hawker heard the words of Commissioner Huang, I really don't know if he would cry until he fainted.

Do you know the market price? You know the price of a fart! You're a poor ghost, you're just scared away, okay!!

Twenty dollars a pound? Can you bear with it?!

Big brother, this is a soft-shelled turtle, this is a big soft-shelled turtle that has lived for hundreds of years!

What kind of person is this Nima, the dignified soft-shelled turtle is not as expensive as mutton in his worldview...... Hehe, hehehehehe.

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Leaving the unscrupulous hawker, Huang Xiaobei continued to look for his gifts in the commercial street, alas, to put it bluntly, the commissioner is here to pick up the leaks, to see if he can pick up something cheap and affordable.

To be honest, his mentality is really not suitable for coming to the commercial street, and it is almost the same to go to Panjiayuan to kill a blind cat and kill a mouse.

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After shopping for a whole hour, Huang Xiaobei went into all the shops and saw all the vendors, but he still didn't even pour the slightest bargain, so that Commissioner Huang was ready to give up.

Alas, it's not that he doesn't want to buy it, but there really isn't anything suitable for the uncle.

He remembered Lao Wei's suggestion and wanted to buy some high-end drinks for his uncle, but the money Lao Wei gave him was really embarrassing.

He couldn't afford good wine, and he felt that there was too little good wine that he could afford, so he drank it in a few sips, and it was not affordable at all.

To put it simply, Commissioner Huang wanted to buy the kind of wine that was good, affordable, and took it out to give away and save face.

Well, Carl's prediction is becoming a reality little by little, after all, people who suffer losses are generally rushing to take advantage.

After walking around for more than an hour, Huang Xiaobei's legs were almost numb, and he was already ready to buy a few cases of beer directly for his uncle....... As for whether the uncle likes to drink beer or not, and whether he will have a stinky face after seeing the gift, then he doesn't care.

After a final turn, Commissioner Huang hunched his back, drooped his arms, and walked towards the Jiajiale supermarket next to him.

"Excuse me, get a discount beer for two ......"

At this moment, just as the correspondent had already stepped into the door of the supermarket, ready to buy a few cases of discounted beer to give to the uncle, a voice like heaven suddenly sounded in the commissioner's ears.

"Cheap, cheap! Authentic tiger bone wine is sold cheaply! You can't buy it for 200 yuan, and you can't buy it for 200 yuan! Walking by, authentic tiger bone wine is cheaply handled! ”

For a moment, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face froze.

In the next moment, the fatigue was swept away, the ecstasy surged up, and the correspondent disappeared in front of the supermarket waiter with a "whoosh", rolled up his sleeves, and almost didn't know what his last name was, and rushed straight to the source of the sound.

Don't move, don't move!

Good fellow, I'm caught! Mommy's, Tiger Bone Wine! Pay back two hundred dollars! Pie in the sky!

"Don't rob it, don't grab it, leave me a can!"

Commissioner Huang was like an old lady snatching discounted eggs, rushing to the stall selling tiger bone wine, and the one who ran was called a fast, and the pedestrians around could almost only see an afterimage flying in front of him, and the girls in long skirts even tightly covered the skirts blown by the gust of wind blown by Comrade Huang Xiaobei.

Ran all the way to the stall selling tiger bone wine, Huang Xiaobei was happy when he saw the tiger bone wine, the good guy has a whole big jar, at least he can drink it for a whole year!

Hey, people sell cans, and a large jar only sells for two hundred!

Good guy, this is a pick-up!

Commissioner Huang was so happy to see this that he was about to go up and bargain with the stall owner, but at this time, just two steps, Commissioner Huang stopped, and then looked at the scene in front of him very dumbfounded.

I saw that on the tricycle full of tiger bone wine, a middle-aged man wearing a rural straw hat was shouting vigorously, thin and thin, and he looked a little thief-eyed.

But none of this is important, the important thing is that looking at the empty space in front of the tricycle stall, Huang Xiaobei found that the so-called tiger bone wine was not as popular as he imagined, and an old man squatted in front of the stall, studying the so-called tiger bones in the wine jar.

I saw that the old man sighed lightly after looking at it a few times, then shook his head and left, and after walking a few steps, he spat on the ground.....

Huang Xiaobei was a little dumbfounded.

What's going on? Fake?

Grandma's, white happy.

Thinking of this, Huang Xiaobei was immediately deflated.

It's fake for a long time, I thought it was true, but if you think about it carefully, if it's a real tiger bone brewed wine, wouldn't it have been arrested by the Public Security Bureau earlier? Really, let's go and buy a few good cases of beer for my uncle.

Huang Xiaobei learned from the old man just now, turned his head and spat on the ground, then turned around and left.

But at this time, the stall owner, the middle-aged man who was thin and thin, and looked like a thief, saw Huang Xiaobei, and suddenly came to his senses, his eyes lit up, and he shouted hard.

"Young man, are you buying wine, come and don't go, don't go, I have authentic tiger bone wine, and ordinary people can't buy it."

Commissioner Huang walked without looking back.

"Young man, don't go, I'm really a tiger bone wine, don't believe me, I have a business license."

Commissioner Huang walked without looking back.

Seeing this, the stall owner clapped his hands, "Hey, I'll give you a seven-fold discount." ”

Commissioner Huang happily ran back, "What you said." ”

Stallholder: "......"

You're just waiting for me, aren't you.......

Although he ran back, Commissioner Huang still showed that I was a smart person and would never be fooled, and looked at the cans of tiger bone wine on the stall critically, and the commissioner pinched his teeth and said, "Is this thing of yours real?" I can tell you, I can see the fake at a glance, don't expect to be fooled by me. ”

The middle-aged man squinted his thief eyes, looked Huang Xiaobei up and down, and then quickly walked out of the tricycle, patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder affectionately and said, "That's that, brother is a smart person at first glance, I lied to you?" I'll have to fool me. ”

Commissioner Huang raised his head happily, obviously very happy to be touted.

But Commissioner Huang is not stupid.

I looked at several large jars of so-called tiger bone wine on the stall, and each jar was labeled with two hundred.

I took a closer look at what was soaked in the jar, well, it really looked like tiger bones.

Don't get me wrong, Commissioner Huang is not a zoologist, he just looks at the "like" bones soaked in the bottle......

Notice this is a wonderful likeness.

In the big glass bottle, in addition to the full of liquor and that large piece of a little scary bone, there are also a lot of goji berries and ginseng and other things soaked in the jar, which looks very similar to that.

The commissioner looked at the ginseng and wolfberries and the jar full of liquor, and somehow, he was slightly moved.

Anyway, he thinks that even if it is not a real tiger bone, he can't lose two hundred yuan.

But Commissioner Huang still asked suspiciously: "Are you really a tiger bone?" Isn't a tiger a wild animal? You're not afraid of being caught, aren't you? ”

When the stall owner heard this, he hurriedly took out the business license from behind his buttocks, put it in front of Huang Xiaobei and said with confidence, "Brother, take a look, you take a good look, this is a serious business license, I have been recognized by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, if nothing else, you just look at this chapter, how much it looks like the truth." ”

Huang Xiaobei looked at the business license in the stall owner's hand seriously, and nodded his head in agreement, "Hey, don't say it, it's really a business executive..... Well, wait, how much like the real thing? ”

The stall owner was full of wit, and hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, it's true, why don't you say anything else, come and come brothers, you are my first guest today, I'll give you a good introduction to my tiger bone wine." ”

The stall owner pointed to the jar of wine closest to Huang Xiaobei and said: "Brother, see if there are any bones inside, don't lie to you, the tiger's left front leg, after drinking this wine, I will make you jump three meters high!" And the one next to me who saw something else, the tiger's chest, after drinking this wine, heh good guy, you have a pair of steel and iron bones! ”

The stall owner walked to the center of the stall very excitedly, patted the dusty wine jar, and said as if I wanted to buy it back and drink: "Especially this brother, look at it, take a good look!" Any idea where this is the bone on the tiger's body? Let me tell you, this is a big bone closest to the heart of the tiger, and you are welcome to say, if you finish drinking this wine, I will guarantee you a long life of six years! ”

Huang Xiaobei touched his chin, "Why do you seem to have heard this word somewhere?" ”

The stall owner saw that Huang Xiaobei had a little bit of excitement, and hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "Hey brother, which one are you optimistic about?" You choose which one you like, I'll give you a discount, rest assured, you will definitely not lose. ”

Huang Xiaobei was a little unsure, but he still stared at those tiger bone wines suspiciously, and asked, "Are you really the bones of a tiger?" But tigers are wild protected animals, huh? You're not afraid ......."

The stall owner smiled, waved his hand and said, "What kind of wild animals, yes, tigers in the wild are wild animals, but the zoo ones don't count, right?" Brother, to tell you the truth, these tiger bones of mine are a tiger that died in the zoo, and then I asked someone to get half of the skeleton so that I can take it out and sell it. ”

"Believe it or not, I still have pictures of it from the past." As he spoke, the stall owner picked up his mobile phone from the stall, opened the photo album, and handed it to Huang Xiaobei.

Huang Xiaobei looked at it and was immediately dumbfounded, "Isn't this Garfield?" ”

The stall owner glanced at it and blushed instantly, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I took the wrong thing, it's my son's toy, come, you see this is it." ”

A photo of a tiger locked up in a zoo appeared in front of Huang Xiaobei.

The tiger in the photo is lazily lying in the iron cage, not moving, there are many onlookers around, and its teeth seem to have fallen out a lot, the whole tiger does not look like any spirit, if there is no accident, it is probably an old dead tiger.

Looking at the tiger in the photo, especially the iron cage, Huang Xiaobei immediately believed the stall owner's words.

Nothing else, he has a little impression of this iron cage, it is indeed a zoo in this city, but it is not a large zoo, but a relatively small zoo, he also went to play when he was a child, and he has a very impressive impression of this iron cage.

So far, Commissioner Huang has already believed eighty percent.

It shouldn't have run away, it's almost really a zoo tiger, and it was taken out and sold after death.

"Oh, isn't that right? Doesn't it mean that animals that die in zoos will be made into specimens after death? Huang Xiaobei asked his last question.

The stall owner smiled disdainfully, "Do you really believe this?" Besides, who can't get along with money? What's more, it's enough to make specimens, just do one or two, and the rest still have to be like that. ”

At this time, Commissioner Huang really believed it, especially when the stall owner opened the wine bottle, the rich aroma of wine almost made Commissioner Huang drunk on the spot.

Fragrant, so fragrant! Yes, that's it, it's not too face-saving to buy this tiger bone wine back and give it to the uncle.

"That, is the six-year yang life you said true?"

"That's absolutely true! Can I lie to you? If you think about it, the brothers have been so many years, I can't lie to anyone. ”

"Hey, what you said seems to make a lot of sense, can it really be discounted?"

The expression on Huang Xiaobei's face became more and more like an old lady who had been fooled into buying fake medicine, especially the strength that was believed to be true, and the stall owner who saw it was full of smiles.

The stall owner immediately clapped his hands and was arrogant.

"Discounted, must be discounted! Brother, you say, how much do you want to give? I've made you a friend today! ”

While the stall owner was proud, he also said this sentence that made his intestines remorse.

No, as soon as he heard the stall owner take the initiative to ask him how much money he wanted to give, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face suddenly became a lot of shame, and he rubbed his hands and smiled.

"This, this is not good, you are selling things, how can I be embarrassed to speak."

The stall owner didn't know what Commissioner Huang was like, and laughed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, brother, you definitely can't lose the eldest brother, and the eldest brother is also willing to make you a friend, you can rest assured and say it boldly." ”

The stall owner didn't know that the general Huang commissioner began to rub his hands, which meant that he was about to abandon a certain lower limit of being a human being.

Sure enough, Commissioner Huang rubbed his hands and said with an embarrassed look.

"That, twenty lines?"