As a result, Chang'an City boiled again, more than 100 degrees of boiling water.

If the appearance of the Immortal Buddha only shocked everyone a little, the appearance of Mahayana Buddhism directly made the bottom explode, directly overpowering the heat of the Tang Emperor Li Shimin's stalk.

……

Then the picture continues, the Bodhisattva appears, and everyone worships... The Tang Emperor granted a robe, a nine-ring tin staff...

"Wow! This monk is so handsome and temperamental, the old lady has decided, and if you look for a man in the future, you will find such a man! ”

"Jun was born and I was not born, I was born and Jun was dead, monk, you are so ruthless!"

"Which kind person quickly tells me, where is Tang Xuanzang? I'm going to have monkeys with him! ”

Chen Xuanzang, who was dressed in Buddha clothes, coupled with his bright bald head, the whole person was like a god and Buddha in the sky, which attracted a burst of envy, worship and jealousy from everyone watching. Many women even secretly promised that they wanted to secretly marry Tang Seng.

The screen continues,... Tang Seng and Tang Huang worshipped, changed his surname to Tang, and called Sanzang Master...

Seeing that Tang Xuanzang, a monk, could become a brother with the lord of a country, some people felt bitter in their hearts, especially those ministers who stayed up all night all day. I work so hard every day, every day, every night, every year ~ every month with illness without necessarily the Tang Emperor to encourage me two sentences, you monk just eat fasting and chant Buddha on weekdays, and you have won such a great honor, why?

People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away!

The screen turns again.

… Farewell to the glass of wine outside Chang'an City... The Five Realms Mountain Meets the Tiger...... Five Finger Mountain Surprise - Big Horse Monkey?! …

That's right, it is the big horse monkey who burns, kills, loots, abducts and sells underage girls, poachs big white bears, does evil, acts as a tiger and a fox and fake a tiger, and the big horse monkey in the bear infested.

This sudden appearance of the weird painting style made the corners of everyone's mouths twitch, is this thing broken? It used to be antique, but now it's like this?

I saw that the horse monkey was wearing western leather shoes, his hair was upturned, and his thin body was the best model support, which set off his heroic posture to the fullest at this moment.

It's really a big handsome monkey!

The big horse monkey picked up a microphone, stood with his feet together, shook his head suddenly, spread his right hand from his chest, and then showed his signature smile, Lang Lang said:

"I don't wash my hair in the spring, I don't bathe in the summer, I don't care for it in the fall, and I don't cut my hair in the winter. Specializing in hair care for 100 years, when buying shampoo, please look for bald strong brand shampoo, bald strong shampoo ~ 100 years old, bald strong master for you to substitute salt. ”

"What are you waiting for?! What are you waiting for?! Join the shop now! Just 99! Just 99! 99 you don't lose if you buy it, 99 you can't be fooled if you buy it! ”

"As long as 99, 99 bald strong brand shampoo is yours, 99 bald strong brand shampoo, you - worth having."

In the 21st century, the advertising rhetoric that has almost become a bad street has blown up the people of the Tang Dynasty who are more confused than the other, and all the two monks are confused.

What the hell is this? I know every word you say, but I don't know anything when you put it together?

This is the Tang Dynasty, and it is not the open era of later generations, who has ever seen such an advertisement?

A few of them seemed to understand something, and they couldn't help but smack their tongues in their hearts!

It's not going to be an advertisement, it's a pyramid scheme, right? How clear does this idea have to be to think of advertising here? Besides, you told me where to buy it~!

That's right, the big horse monkey is not here to be handsome, nor is he here to be funny, he is here to advertise, a serious advertisement.

Everyone can only endure the doubts in their hearts, continue to read, understand naturally, and force those who don't understand to come.

At the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain, Guanyin appeared again, and Tang Seng felt and took off the seal of the law.

"Master~ You go farther, go farther."

"Wukong~ Is it far enough?"

"Go farther, farther away..."

“……”

"Master, pay attention! I'm coming out. ”

"Wukong~ The teacher has arrived at a safe place, you can land with peace of mind."

As Tang Seng's voice came from afar, Sun Wukong let go of the worries in his heart, died with all his strength, and released all the sharp weapons that had been suppressed for 500 years at this moment.

When the music sounded, it was Sun Wukong who remembered the impassioned war song when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, as if he was shouting and cheering for Sun Wukong to see the light of day again.

The people below were also excited, and the idol in their hearts was finally going to come out again, and it was still the original formula!

"Roar!"

In the picture, I saw Sun Wukong roaring angrily, and then struggled hard, and just crawled out of that hole, no, he slipped out of that hole exactly.

All:.........

Tang:.........

The wind is still gently blowing the weeds on the roadside, the birds are still singing happily in the mountains, and the Five Fingers Mountain is still standing majestically between heaven and earth, the difference is that there is more hole at the bottom and one less monkey in the hole.

………

The picture continues to evolve.

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

"Come on, come on, don't knock again"

"Old donor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, and the monk who went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures passed by the Guibao Temple, and came to ask for some fasting, and by the way, he bothered to stay overnight."

"The master is polite, the master is invited in."

………

"Rebel son ~ you rebel! If you get out, the old body will not have you as a son. ”

"Old immortal, I see that you are also tired of life, and you are actually helping outsiders, I will send you to the west to meet that Rulai!"

………

"Phew! The demon dies quickly! ”

"Elder spare your life! Elder spare your life! We don't dare anymore, we don't dare anymore~"

"Hugh wants to quibble~Look at my old grandson's golden hoop stick~"

"Wukong~ Hugh is going to hurt their lives!"

………

"Wukong, they are human, my Buddha is merciful, why did you kill them?"

"Oh, bald donkey, you have cultivated a good Buddha, and you are so indiscriminate, those people even killed their own parents, this kind of person deserves to die! That's it, An Laosun can kill whoever he wants, what does it have to do with you? When I send you to the place where the West Heaven comes from, my grandson will go back to Huaguo Mountain and go to his own leisure..."

"That's right! The Great Sage said it well! Lao Tzu can't stand that bald donkey for a long time! I don't have any ability, it's just that mouth is fierce! ”

"This Tang Seng is really unreasonable, if it is an old man and an old man, he will fuck him, if he is really unconvinced, he will be rewarded with ten boards first!"

"It's level, it's level, this Tang Seng is underbeaten! You deserve to be caught by youkai! ”

Tang Seng instantly aroused the anger of the crowd, and there was a scolding under the screen.

Li Yuan also felt aggrieved in his heart, and hurriedly shouted: "Someone! Now send someone to invite me to invite the five masters into the palace, and I am going to smoke a few big boards for them to have a good time in person early tomorrow, to see if they dare to teach such a vexatious monk?! ”

The monks who were fortunate enough to be present to watch the big screen: .........

The picture flashed one by one, and the route of Journey to the West was also shining step by step under the feet of Tang Seng and Sun Wukong.

The picture continues, one day, Tang Seng was walking on the side of the road, and an elderly lady gave him a few hats, and then turned into Guanyin Bodhisattva and flew away.

……

"Oh, bald donkey, where does my grandson stop treating you, you want to harm me like this, look good!" By a small river, Sun Wukong held his head in both hands, turned somersaults in pain, rolled on the ground in pain, and waved his stick to Tang Seng who was reciting the mantra on the side.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice came from afar: "Wukong, Hugh has to be rude to your master. "I saw that above a cloud in the sky, a graceful and luxurious, thousands of manners of the Bodhisattva is coming this way, who is not Guanyin?

After Sun Wukong suffered this, as soon as he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, he asked the Bodhisattva why he wanted to harm him so much, so that he wore such a thing and suffered a lot.

Guanyin Bodhisattva explained: "It is because you are disobedient, there is no other way to restrain you, you have to work hard to protect your master, and arrive in the West Heaven as soon as possible to learn the scriptures, and then the mantra will be naturally freed." “

"Hugh has to tell my grandson!"

"You demon monkey, what do I want you to do, as long as you protect your master well and go to the west to learn the scriptures, then this tight spell will naturally help you take it off."

……

… Woe to Kannon-in... Counting Zhu Bajie... There are three difficulties on the road... Stealing ginseng fruit... Guanyin Bodhisattva Three Light Divine Water Resurrection Fruit Tree ......

"The fruit of life?!"

"Smell immortality?! Take a bite and become an immortal?! ”

"Tang Sanzang, you stupid fork, why don't you give it to me if you don't eat it?"

The moment he saw the ginseng fruit, there was no one in the crowd who was not drooling, even if Li Yuangui was like the Tang Emperor, he was also moved, if he could get a ginseng fruit, then to hell with all this work!

Everyone longed to grow an extra pair of wings, and then flew into this screen, ate a few of them, and lived forever with Tianqi from then on.