The time has come, and Cheng Chuliang is not the only one who thinks so, everyone present probably has the same idea, and they are eager to see Sun Wukong's unruly heroic posture again.

"Ding Dong!"

"The boot is complete, and the movie and TV start loading..."

"Ding-dong! The magic reform "Journey to the West" was loaded and the projection began. ”

"It's coming! Here it comes! Sun Wukong is coming out. ”

"My son wants to see Chang'e~ My son wants to watch Sister Chang'e dance~"

"Bodhi Great Immortal, the first son has been waiting for you for a long time, please accept the disciple's knee..."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saves the suffering, your old man comes out to see that the disciple has a wisdom root, the disciple is willing to take refuge in my Buddha, and he will no longer be obsessed with red dust, only wish to have a book and a scripture, and live forever with the ancient Buddha!"

"The Jade Emperor, I am Zhuge Liang in this world, and I enter the heavenly court as a class of immortals for the emperor to drive."

“……”

"Silence~!"

"Where is the Forbidden Army? Maintain the scene, there is no forgiveness for those who make trouble! ”

"Kill! Kill! Kill! "The sound of killing shook the sky, and tens of thousands of Praetorian Guards held spears in their hands and formed an oval, just to arch for the emperor's treasure.

The anger swallowed the mountains and rivers, the momentum was huge, the destruction was devastating, and the noise was suppressed in an instant.

Li Yuan looked around, heroic and majestic, quite a kind of posture who dares to disturb me to watch TV, see if I don't cut you to death.

After the scene quieted down, the curtain of "Journey to the West" also began.

"Lose it~"

"Deng, Wait~"

"Waiting for Deng~DengDengWaiting for Deng~Waiting for Deng~Losing Lost~Dududu~DengDengWaiting for Deng... Dengden and so on... Wait for the board...."

"The crotch of the party is blocked... Lose it, lose it... The party party is blocking the crotch party! Party. party...."

"Ahh

The familiar melody of "......" "Journey to the West" sounded over Chang'an City, the familiar recipe, the familiar taste, and everyone was intoxicated by it.

Many people who feel that they have good musical talent are also humming in a low voice, but no one dares to sing it loudly, after all, Tang Huang is still sitting next to him.

After a while, the opening remarks were played, and the big screen changed, gradually condensing into eight big characters: Episode 5 - Monkey King Bao Tang Seng

Then, the picture began to slowly unfold with Tang Seng as the first protagonist......

Slowly, the picture arrived at the water and land puja, and everyone below watched it with fascination.

I saw a handsome monk dressed in a robe, sitting with bent legs, three thousand novices under the seat, all bald heads were shiny, all of them were top light bulb experts, thousands of bald heads got together, and the scene was unprecedentedly grand.

There is a poem as evidence, the poem says: Longji Zhenguan is thirteen, Wang Xuanzhong talks about the scriptures. The dojo began to perform the immeasurable method, and the clouds and mist took the great wish shrine. The royal edict is on the brake, and the golden cicada is shelled and turned into a west culvert. Pu Shi Shanguo is super sinking, and Bingjiao preaches the front and back three.

Chen Xuanzang's treasure is solemn, the corners of his mouth are full of words, and a big bald head is scorching in the sun.

"This?! There are such high monks in this Buddhist sect! ”

Li Yuan was dumbfounded, Chen Xuanzang seemed to be a Buddha in the sky, upright and clean, not stained with dust.

Isn't this exactly what he never forgets in his mind?

The picture continues, the water and land puja is over, Chen Xuanzang is about to get up and leave, an old novice stops the monk who is about to leave:

"Then monk, you can only talk about Hinayana teachings, I don't know if you can talk about Mahayana teachings?"

Everyone in Chang'an City was dumbfounded, but in the previous picture, it was played that this old novice was Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it was that the heavenly people did not belong to the mortal world.

scratched their ears and cheeks one by one, I don't know what this Guanyin Bodhisattva is doing when he comes to find this Chen Xuanzang? It won't be asking him to learn from the scriptures, right?

There was a slight speculation.

It doesn't matter if you don't want to, everyone looks at Chen Xuanzang's temperament, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a person who learns from the scriptures, not to mention that he is all in the documentary.

I saw that Xuanzang hurriedly saluted in the picture: "Master, the disciple is unsightly, and he is guilty." The monks in front of me all talked about the Hinayana teachings, but they didn't know what the Mahayana teachings were. ”

The old novice was not annoyed, and said slowly: "Your Hinayana teachings cannot exalt the dead, but only the vulgar and light. I have the Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, which can transcend the deceased and ascend to heaven, overcome the suffering of others, cultivate immeasurable longevity, and be able to do nothing and come and go. ”

In the midst of the questions and answers of these two monks, Tang Emperor Li Shimin suddenly entered in a disorder, and only heard him say: "You are the monk who gave the robe the day before yesterday?" ”

And seeing this, Li Shimin in reality: "......"

Sure enough, the worst fears came true. The Tang Emperor Li Shimin in the picture is full of questions, while the Qin King Li Shimin in reality is confused with a capital letter.

MMP, you don't recognize the wrong person, I'm not the monk who gave me the robe a few days ago, I'm Li Shimin, the king of Qin, who is about to see the sun tomorrow......

Why are you, as the lord of a country, just running to watch two monks quarrel, and you are reserved as an emperor?

Where's your festival?!

I'll go to your uncle's, there is no disaster, Lao Tzu was killed by you.

Secretly glanced at Li Yuan, who was sitting on the throne with his eyes closed and contemplative, and Li Shimin, the king of Qin, fainted directly in the toilet.

The picture will not stop because of Li Shimin's silent roar, the picture continues:

When the old novice transformed into the Bodhisattva saw the Tang Emperor, he did not bow down, but just said: "Yes"

After receiving an affirmative answer, Emperor Tang nodded and continued: "What is the Hinayana teaching, and what is the Mahayana teaching?" ”

The old novice said, "Your master is talking about the Hinayana teachings, so that the dead cannot ascend to heaven. I have the Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, and I can get rid of death and suffering, and my life will not be bad. ”

Emperor Tang Zhengse asked, "Where is your Mahayana teaching?" ”

The old novice said: "In the Daxi Tianzhu National University Lei Yin Temple, my Buddha is like a place, can solve the knot of a hundred grievances, can eliminate the disaster without vain." ”

Wow!

"Mahayana Buddhism?! Mahayana Buddhism! ”

"What?! Buddhism is so powerful, Mahayana Buddhism...! ”

It's terrible now, the people below are completely lively, and they can't express their shock when they talk to each other and bow their heads!

"Damn! How can Lao Tzu say that every time I go to the incense, the group of bald donkeys are smiling, this Nima dares to love because people have mastered the method of detachment, and they are struggling in contempt for us mortal shrimps. ”

A glamorous old monk said loudly to everyone with a bitter face: "Donor! You don't want to be in the picture, Buddhism has such Mahayana teachings, why don't you know?! This can't be true~! ”

Everyone: Hehe, editor! You just give me the next edit, you see if I believe it or not!

The old monk scolded his mother in his heart, when he heard the key, if my Buddhism really had to cross the catastrophe and ascend to immortality, why would he be struggling in this mortal world? The key question is no! No!

The old monk can already foresee the scene of being pressed and searched by a group of jackals, tigers and leopards, not only him, I am afraid that the monks in this world will not escape the doom, this is really a catastrophe of Buddhism!

The other side.

"Madam, don't stop me, I want to become a monk, I want to learn Mahayana Buddhism...!" A man shook off a woman's hand and strode towards the temple in the distance!

"Dio! Daddy! It's your son who is sorry for you, and your million-dollar family property is still left to someone who is destined...

The son has decided, he will go to the empty door tomorrow, and his son will be a cow and a horse in the next life, and then repay your old man..."A young man in brocade clothes kowtowed to his father three times, and then resolutely walked towards a monk next to him.

An old man in the crowd blew his beard and glared at a young man in front of him, almost roaring, "Rebel! Unfilial son~! I think you want to be angry with the old man so that he can inherit the family property quickly! ”

"My big rub! It's been a fart for ten years, it's not fragrant to be a monk~" A scholar slammed the book clip on his back to the ground, and left without looking back.

“……”

Such scenes were constantly being staged, and people were barking everywhere, and this time even the emperor's Praetorian Guards couldn't stop it. What's more, there were wavers in the Praetorian Guard.

On the one hand, he became an immortal and became an ancestor, and on the other hand, he died on the battlefield at any time, and after his death, he was nameless and threw his corpse into the wilderness.

Moreover, if you really have great strength and the ability to live forever, who is still in awe of the so-called imperial power?!

How to choose, how to choose. As long as you're not stupid, everyone knows what to choose.

Hehe!

It's just that they don't know that what is happening on the screen is not what they think in their hearts, it is what happened or is happening in another world.

Li Cheng feels that it is not an exaggeration to say that it is actually happening in another world, but it is just a collection of highlights from repeated rehearsals by a group of actors.