Spring festival

In the beginning, the people in the village were more reserved and not very embarrassed to show off in front of others. But as soon as the atmosphere of the scene was rendered, they came forward to sign up noisily. The main project reported by the men was the tug-of-war competition, and at this time, Liu Junhao became a sweetheart, and they all competed to team up with him. It seems that the eyes of the masses are bright, and gold shines everywhere.

Most of the big girls and little daughters-in-law participated in the shuttlecock kicking competition, which was basically good for everyone. At first, Zhang Qian wanted to show her majesty, but after seeing that most of them played more than 300 people, she was not embarrassed to play again. The main thing is that the level is too inferior, not at all on a grade.

However, Zhang's mother was very well recuperated during this time, and she was very energetic, and she passed all the way, and finally won the championship of shuttlecock kicking in the elderly group.

The night of the thirtieth came in the hustle and bustle.

Their family has a lot of hands, so it is natural to wrap dumplings quickly.

Zhang's mother wrapped a one-yuan coin in the dumplings as usual, wanting to see who was blessed.

Who knew that when a pot of dumplings was eaten up, no one ate coins.

"It won't be to put the dumplings of coins to be cooked. Rotten, the coin sank to the bottom of the pot, right? Zhang Qian scooped around the pot with a spoon in confusion, but finally found nothing.

"In Wukong's hands......" Xiao Jianhui had sharp eyes and found a monkey. Zi was crouching on the ground fiddling with a shiny thing.

Liu Junhao turned his head to look, and then shouted "Yes. in my bowl". When the dumplings were served, the monkey also followed behind with a big bowl, thinking that this guy had eaten a lot of peanuts and dates in the afternoon, and it was easy to accumulate food if he ate too much at night, so he only allocated a few to it, but he didn't expect to take out the one with the coin.

"This shows that our Wukong is blessed," Zhang Qian supported the monkey.

"Silly monkeys have silly blessings!" Liu Junhao could only say sourly.

After eating, the family watched the party play cards and keep vigil as usual. ZHANG Ma. I was afraid that the two little guys wouldn't be able to stay up for so long, and I wanted them to sleep first, but they both shook their heads vigorously, and they had to wait until twelve o'clock.

As soon as it was half past eleven in the evening, Ozawa and his brothers hung it up for 10,000. The long whip was taken out, and said that it was ready to be released at midnight. Zhang's mother saw that they threw the lighter around from time to time, and was afraid of any accident, so she took the lighter.

As a result, at twelve o'clock, Liu Junhao was ready to fire the cannon on time, but he couldn't find the fire. machine, so Ozawa Yu went back to the house to ask for it.

Wait for the incense to be lit, and it will be returned. I didn't point to the cannon lead, but I heard a loud "boom" from the village. Liu Junhao's hand shook, and the incense fell to the ground just to light the firecracker, and then crackled.

"What's going on" Hearing the movement, all the people in the house ran out.

It can't be another bear kid playing with cannons, right? That was his first thought. These guys really don't change their ways, and it's only been a few days since the last time.

"I'll go to the village later, and see which kid has lit the cannon again." Zhang Qian also has this idea. Before the firecrackers could be set off, the phone rang in the house.

As soon as it was connected, Er Mazi said a lot of New Year's greetings. Liu Junhao waited for him to finish speaking, and then asked what was the sound just now?

"Don't mention it, it's not Liu Qiyong's bear child, my TV has been shaken and ......" After listening to Er Mazi, Liu Junhao understood.

It turned out that Liu Qiyong was also going to pinch the firecrackers, and most people hang up the firecrackers when they set off firecrackers, this kid wanted to be lazy and save trouble, so he directly threw the 10,000-ring long whip directly to the ground and ignited it.

As a result, it all exploded at once, and even a large crater was blown out of the ground. Fortunately, he went back to the house as soon as he lit Liu Qiyong, so there was nothing wrong with him, but at this moment he was being criticized by his daughter-in-law.

I watched the gala last night until just over one o'clock, and then I was alarmed by the sound of crackling firecrackers. It wasn't until dawn that Liu Junhao fell asleep vaguely.

He was sleeping soundly, but he felt his nose itch. Liu Junhao thought that his wife was doing something wrong, so he turned over and muttered don't make trouble. Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he heard the sound of giggling in his ears.

When I opened my eyes, my wife got up early, and now the four little ones were around the big bed to see his indecent sleeping appearance. Xiao Jianhui also held his mobile phone and shouted: "Uncle, I just took a photo of you sleeping, hurry up and send us a red envelope, otherwise I will upload it to the Internet later, so that everyone can take a look." ”

"What's there to see...... Why did you get up so early? Liu Junhao yawned, turned his head to look at the window, and found that the sun had not yet shone in.

"It's still early, I'll get up at half past six," Xiao Tongtong shouted.

"I'm 6:15 ......"

"Me ...... too"

Liu Junhao sweated profusely, these children, the spirit is better than the other.

When he was dressed, he stretched a few times outside, and his spirit was completely recovered.

A new day, a new year, a new Vientiane.

The mountains in the east showed the morning glow, and the nearby trees were covered with a faint veil.

The green water is picturesque, the morning ducks float, and the magpies stop on the branches and cry...... All of this is a good start.

But before he could continue to sigh, a few little guys gathered around to ask for red envelopes. In their eyes, the sky is big, and the red envelope is the biggest.

The money was already ready when he went to bed last night, so Liu Junhao didn't bother and sent a few people away. Wukong saw that his master was sending money to others, and he also came over to ask for it.

Liu Junhao touched his trouser pocket and stuffed the remaining twenty yuan into this guy's business.

"Wukong, give me the money, how about I give you candy?" After eating, Xiao Zeyu was worried about the twenty yuan in Wukong's hand, and he was holding a handful of fruit candy yin in his hand.

"Squeak squeak......" The guy seemed to understand, hurriedly hid the money behind him, and then stretched out his claws to grab it.

Xiao Zeyu didn't notice it for a while, and it actually took away a few fruit candies.

Stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice, Liu Junhao praised the monkey very much in his heart, don't look at others as monkeys, but his wit is not bad.

"Why don't we exchange money, and I'll exchange three for you?" If a plan failed, Zeyu gave birth to another plan. He took three pieces out of his pocket, and then pointed to the twenty in the monkey's paw.

At this time, Wukong was stunned, and turned his head to look at the master and "squeak" and screamed. It is estimated that in its consciousness, three colorful pieces of paper are better than one.

Liu Junhao didn't make a hint, just smiled and looked at the monkey's reaction, wanting to see how high its IQ was. Isn't it said in the book, researchers have found that some monkeys have been trained to reach the level of six or seven-year-old children.

The monkey wanted to repeat the old trick again, and his paws suddenly stretched out to grab the money. But this time Ozawa was prepared, and he retracted his hand before it approached.

"Let's change the two of us at the same time, no one is allowed to play Laipi, it's the puppy who plays Laipi." He began to explain the rules to the monkeys.

At the end, the monkey also stretched out its left paw, and when it saw that Xiao Zeyu's hand was about to receive the money, it suddenly retracted its paws, and the other paw suddenly grabbed it, snatching the RMB from Zeyu's hand.

As soon as he got the RMB, Wukong immediately jumped off the table and disappeared through the door in a puff of smoke.

"Haha, even the monkey's money is cheated, you are embarrassed to ......" several adults laughed heartily. This guy is too ghostly, and it's hard to get a penny out of it.

When the monkey returned to the house, the paw was empty, and it was not known whether the money had been thrown away or hidden.

"It must be hidden." Ozawa Yu suffered defeats in a row, but of course he was not reconciled, and volunteered to look for it in the monkey nest. It's a pity that after looking for a few minutes, except for a lot of candy wrappers, there is nothing else.

"Uncle, where else would Wukong hide something?" The little one turned his head again and asked.

"How do I know, usually it's in the monkey's nest, or under the reeds." As he spoke, he stepped forward and lifted the stack of reeds, and there was nothing in it.

It seems that after the lesson of confiscating sugar in the previous paragraph, the monkey has learned a lot more and knows how to hide things in a new place.

After a while, the children of the village entered the courtyard to pay New Year's greetings. They seemed to have discussed, and when they came, they didn't pull any of them, and they all stood in the living room and shouted: "Teacher Zhang, Uncle Xiaohao has a good New Year!" ”

My wife, the teacher, is really good, and the students she teaches are much more sensible. Liu Junhao was very pleased, and just wanted to open his mouth to praise a few words, but the little baby had already reached forward with a smile: "My mother said, Uncle Xiaohao, you make a lot of money this year, and you want to give us more New Year's money." ”

Yes, this is about to go, and it seems that more education is needed.

"You bear child, how can you have what you want. If you want to press the New Year's money, you can kowtow first, and then give money after kowtowing. ”

Originally, it was just a joke, but I never thought that this guy would really plop down and kneel on the ground and kowtow. Good guys, Liu Junhao hurriedly paid for them. The money was deliberately exchanged at the bank earlier, and it was all brand new tickets, even the numbers were connected.

As soon as the monkey saw this, he hurriedly rushed to his master, knelt on the ground with a plop, and then stretched out his furry paws to beg for it.

A large group of children in the room were amused by this guy's behavior, and shouted for money.

Helpless, Liu Junhao had to give Wukong a second New Year's money. Anyway, this guy was blind when he asked for money, and in the end it fell into the hands of the master.

"You are the first, let's wait until we are done and then go to the village, so we can go over it." The hairy boy put the money in his pocket, and then waved his hand, and the army quickly dispersed.

It can't go on like this, and the New Year's money that was scattered in the morning was hundreds of dollars. But there is nothing in my own income. It seems that he still has to work hard with his wife to give birth to a son. At that time, I went from house to house with my children in my arms, trying to earn back the money that had been scattered.

After sending the children away completely, Liu Junhao remembered his monkey. He shouted in the courtyard, but he didn't see the guy answer. I still have ten dollars in my hand, but don't be like in the morning, and I can't find the money in a while