Chapter 253: Hiding Money
One morning's time, Liu
So, he sat at home to entertain visitors, and his wife went from house to house to greet the New Year.
"Is Goku at home?" Zhang Qian just came back from the New Year's greetings, and the first thing she said was to ask the monkey.
"Wukong? I don't know where I went in the morning, and I don't seem to have come back. What are you looking for it for? In the morning, people came and went, Liu Junhao forgot all about the monkey, and now when he heard his wife mention it, he remembered that he hadn't seen this guy making trouble in the yard for a long time.
"Didn't come back, I'll clean it up when I get back. Guess what Goku was doing in the morning? Zhang Qian asked mysteriously.
"It's not going to make another mess, is it?" He is quite clear about the personality of the monkey.
"It followed the group of children in the village in the morning to ask for New Year's money!"
"What, you said monkeys" Liu Junhao first felt incredible, and then thought as if his own Wukong could really do this.
In the morning, when the hairy child led the children to come to pay New Year's greetings, this guy also followed, and every time he arrived at the house, he kowtowed, and then stretched out his paws to ask for red envelopes.
Zhang Qian didn't know that she was still coming. I heard people talk about it when I visited the New Year in the village. She was very embarrassed, for fear that people would think that the master had taught her badly, so she hurriedly intercepted the hairy children all the way. How do you know that Wukong is afraid that the money will be taken away, so why don't he lean forward, and hold the red envelope with his two paws.
"I can't imagine that Wukong still has this ability" Liu Junhao. I'm quite happy, I don't know how many red envelopes the monkey has earned, and I must confiscate it when I come back.
"You also said that it's all what you're used to, or else. How could it be so disobedient. What if they think we taught it? How much I'm sorry I just said in the village. ”
Sweat...... My wife didn't blush when she said this, she wanted to drive the monkey away, but she still stopped her from staying at home. Now that something has happened, he is to blame. The book is very right, once a woman is angry, there is no reason to talk about it.
"Don't worry, you won't think about it too much, the New Year is just to have fun. Not before. Is there also a monkey to greet the New Year?" Liu Junhao said disapprerovingly.
As he spoke, Wukong was already squeaking and scurrying down from the roof, clutching a few peanut candies in his hands, but didn't see the red envelopes.
This guy won't be again. Hide the red envelope, right? The two of them could only make this conjecture.
Liu Junhao grabbed it and tortured him to interrogate, the monkey didn't know whether he didn't understand or pretended to be stupid, he just squeaked around him, and finally gave him half of the sugar in his mouth.
Get...... Let's let Xiaopi find it, as long as the red envelope is hidden in the yard, it will definitely not be able to escape its nose.
Who knows that even macular skin can't work, the key is that the monkey leaves too much breath in the yard, in front of the house, behind the house, chicken coops, ducks, and horse sheds, it has all flown over. I followed Xiaopi around, but I didn't find anything, but I saw the yellow-spotted skin approaching the chicken coop, and a few hens that laid eggs panicked and quacked.
Helpless, Liu Junhao had to call back Xiaopi.
At noon, the family gathered around the table for a reunion dinner. This is also an old rule in the countryside, the thirtieth and the first day of the new year are the last and first days of the year, so it is necessary to be reunited.
The lunch meal is particularly easy to make, and most of the dishes are fried two days ago and steamed in the pot.
I stewed a bowl of hare meat, and then I made some small pheasants to stew mushrooms, steamed carp and so on. The small strip was not enough to sit, so Liu Junhao went back to the house and got the square table out.
When the dishes were almost finished, he brought half a pot of freshly scalded rice wine to the table. Everyone poured a big bowl, even Ozawa and his brothers were no exception, the rice wine was low and they couldn't drink it.
When the monkey saw that everyone had it, he thought it was something good, and he was making a fuss in the chair and wanted it. Liu Junhao had to pour some into its bowl, originally thinking that this guy would definitely not like it, but he didn't think that after drinking it, it still stretched out its claws to ask for it. In the end, he drank more than Ozawa and his brothers.
Afraid that Wukong would be drunk and restless, after pouring half a bowl again, Liu Junhao kicked it out of the door.
Within two minutes, the porcelain basins in the courtyard clanged. Xiao Zeyu sat by the door, he turned his head to look outside, and was immediately happy: "Uncle, hurry up and see, what is Wukong doing?" ”
Liu Junhao took a look and almost poured rice wine into his nose. The monkey was squatting on a stone slab with a bone stick and striking it against the porcelain basin.
"Goku, stop!" He hurriedly scolded, who knew that this time it didn't work, the monkey seemed to turn a deaf ear, dizzy and hit harder.
"Little Pi ......" he sat inside, and it was inconvenient to get in and out, so he could only send the macular skin out of the horse.
Receiving the master's order, Xiao Pi scurried to the slate, and then whined and threatened.
This trick didn't work, but instead of retreating, Goku picked up the big bone stick and squeaked and smashed it at Pi's head.
This monkey dares to fight macular skin, it can't be the wrong medicine, right? Several people in the room were shocked.
Taking the wrong medicine? Liu Junhao's heart moved, and he came back to his senses. It can't be that Goku is drunk. Although the rice wine is low, it is not small for the monkey, and it has just drunk two large bowls......
Sure enough, when he walked into the courtyard, the guy's monkey face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and his eyes were a little blurry.
Xiaopi and Doudou were drunk, but they didn't make as much noise as Wukong. Liu Junhao wanted to step forward and snatch away the porcelain basin in his hand, but before he could get closer, this guy had already alertly picked up the basin and ran away, and then slipped to the gate with a smoke, squatted there and continued to knock.
"Wukong, sugar ......" called a few times but didn't come down, but he had no choice but to take a handful of fruit candy.
The monkey finally reacted, threw the porcelain basin in his hand, and jumped down the door to grab the candy.
With a "clang", the paint on the porcelain basin was touched off a lot. If it was in normal times, he would definitely teach this guy a lesson, but thinking that he was drunk, this account should be calculated after the autumn.
I thought that the money hidden by the monkey was very secret, and it would take a lot of effort to find it, but I didn't expect it to be rummaged out in the afternoon.
Zhang's mother played at Mr. Wang's house for a long time, and when she came back, she saw that the weather was still early, so she took a bowl to the chicken coop to collect eggs. Many hens and ducks have the instinct to hide eggs, and after laying eggs, they will choke some firewood and grass to cover up. She saw that a chicken nest inside was in a mess, and thought that the hen was hiding eggs again, so she reached out and pulled it into the haystack, and it turned out to be a ten-yuan yuan.
How can there be money in a chicken coop? Zhang's mother continued to turn over the haystack in doubt, and finally turned out more than 80 pieces from it. She thought that her two grandsons were hiding inside, and hurriedly called the people in the house to come over.
Wukong's eyes were sharp, and as soon as he saw the money, he immediately jumped up and begged for it.
"It's the monkey's hidden ......," Liu Junhao was the first to understand. This guy has hidden the money in the chicken coop, no wonder Xiaopi will look here at noon.
The monkey begged for red envelopes with good results, earning nearly 100 yuan in one morning, and his family finally broke even in terms of red envelopes. I've read it in a book before, saying that someone trained birds to take banknotes from passers-by. He considered whether to take monkey tricking as a second career, and took Wukong to the street to visit the New Year door to door, and he would definitely gain a lot.
This year, the village is quite lively, and there are activities basically every day. According to Liu Junhao's temperament, he was naturally reluctant to show off in front of others, but Zhang Qianfei pulled him to participate. You are involved, and he is also lively from the end of the year to the beginning of the year.
On the third day of junior high school, Mr. Zhao's family went back to the city to visit relatives and friends, and Zhang's father and Zhang's mother also led their grandson away.
There were no guests, Liu Junhao just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but he saw a middle-aged man standing at the door, holding a small bamboo basket on his arm and covering it with a layer of red cloth. He was followed by a child of six or seven years old, who was rolling his eyes and looking at the monkey.
"Are you ......" Liu Junhao asked, muttering in his heart: This person won't leave his relatives and can't find where his relatives live, right?
"May I ask if this is Teacher Zhang's house?" The man pulled out a cigarette and handed it over.
"Yes...... Are you looking for her? Zhang Qian, someone is looking for it! He turned his head and screamed.
Zhang Qian walked out of the house. Seeing that there were two people standing at the door, she didn't know each other, and asked confusedly, "Who are you?" ”
"I'm from Sankeshu, I'm just here to find you......," the man said, handing over the bamboo basket in his hand, "It's not a year's errand, bring something to your family." ”
"No, what the hell are you looking for me?" Now the two of them were even more puzzled. The relatives who came to the door didn't know each other, and it was a joke to say it.
"Oh, that's right, our children want to study in Liujiagou Primary School." Listening to him, the two suddenly realized that the relationship was like this.
Liujiagou Primary School is located in a remote area, and teachers who used to go to the countryside to teach here would find a reason to transfer away after staying here for a while. As a result, the school stopped teaching and teaching, and the longest time it was stopped for a month. If the school can't keep the teachers, it naturally can't keep the students. Many parents of students are disgusted with the poor quality of teaching here, and they are not afraid of the long distance, so they have sent their children to the town primary school as boarding students. In Sankeshu Village alone, there are more than a dozen boarding students, and there are quite a few in Daliang Village.
Most of the children are seven or eight years old, usually not able to take care of themselves at all, of course the parents are not at ease when eating and living outside, usually go to the street to see, for fear that the child will have a headache and fever.
But now, Liujiagou Primary School has changed teachers, and the teaching quality is no worse than that of the town primary school. Not only did some students' essays appear in the newspaper, but I also heard that last year's random examination was still ranked high in the town. They also provide free meals in winter, and usually boil water for students to drink.
Knowing this, this parent moved his mind. I want to turn my own child around.
Seeing that school was about to start, he brought some gifts over to say hello and asked Zhang Qian to accept the student.
"You sent your own children to Liujiagou Primary School to study, naturally you believe us, and I accepted this student...... But let's take these things back" There is no difference between one more student and one less student, Zhang Qian naturally agreed, of course, she resolutely refused to accept things.
"Teacher Zhang, you can take it, I have already brought it...... When I came, I made a special inquiry, you and Teacher Wang are both good teachers...... "The man said that he would leave things behind."