"I know you'll be back the day after tomorrow, after all, if you kid dare to release Lao Tzu's pigeons...... Oh, what were you just muttering? What to see the sea? Didn't I take you to the sea bath when I was a child? What, want to go again? Wait, although the sea is frozen at this time, it can also freeze people shivering, I think I'll take you there again in the summer......"

Seeing that the uncle was going to set a task for himself again, or the kind that was impossible to complete at all, Huang Xiaobei quickly interrupted the uncle's words, and said with a smile: "Uncle, don't get me wrong, I didn't say what kind of sea bath I want to take, just now, you heard it wrong, how old am I, what kind of sea bath do I take." ”

Uncle Liu muttered quietly on the other end of the phone, "It's not impossible to go and have fun, anyway, I have summer holidays." ”

Commissioner Huang snorted and didn't answer Uncle Liu's words. At this time, Huang Xiaobei suddenly remembered something, and asked curiously: "By the way, uncle, I wanted to ask you before, you shouldn't know my phone number, right?" Who gave it to you? ”

Uncle Liu on the other end of the phone seemed to be in a good mood, and through the conversation just now, Huang Xiaobei found that Uncle Liu was not as nervous and busy as he was on the phone before.

Although the murmur on the phone said that the uncle was probably still outside, it was definitely not at the police station, because no one reported to him anymore, and all that came from the phone was the sound of cars running by.

Huang Xiaobei took a puff of cigarette and thought to himself: "Obviously I was quite busy just now, why do I still have time to go out on the street now?" ”

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Not long ago, I just asked the director for a five-day vacation, Uncle Liu didn't mention how happy he was, and laughed on the phone: "Who else gave it to me, Yiyibei, don't say that the girl is really good, not only did she take the initiative to leave a phone call with me that day, I gave her a thumbs up on her circle of friends, and she also replied to me Thank you uncle, not only that, but she also seemed to be very kind to you when you were a child..... Well? You little bastard aren't smoking on the other end of the phone, are you? ”

Not to mention that Uncle Liu was a criminal policeman, just from the strange breathing of Commissioner Huang, I could tell what he was doing.

Commissioner Huang was so frightened that he hurriedly threw the cigarette on the ground, and said with a dry smile: "Uncle, how can I smoke, as soon as you told me that day, I immediately quit, and now I am disgusted when I see smoking, there is a dead bald head smoking in the dormitory in our dormitory, and I took slippers to take a picture of his face, which beat him." ”

Walking into the mall, Uncle Liu, who was buying daily necessities, held his mobile phone and nodded, "Well, it's pretty much the same, remember, if I let Lao Tzu see you smoking secretly, I will break your leg sooner or later!" Did you hear me? ”

"Hey, I understand, absolutely no, absolutely non-smoking."

In any case, no matter how you say it, the uncle is also from the army, and he has lived and fought on the front line of border defense all the year round, and he has long developed a habit of being very strict with everything.

Although he is very good to Huang Xiaobei, he is still a very strict elder with his juniors.

Kind and amiable?

This adjective might as well be left to Daoye.

To put it mildly, if Huang Xiaobei doesn't let him like it at all, look at it, hang and beat, it will really be hanging up and beating.

Just like the passer-by said that day, "The police, the tutors are strict." ”

Just imagine, if Huang Xiaobei didn't go to the academy to study after he was seventeen years old, but was taken by Uncle Liu and lived together, what would he become? Anyway, it definitely won't be the same as it is now.

If there is no accident, after living with Uncle Liu for five years, Huang Xiaobei will probably be the kind of person who is very honest, very polite, and very strong, right?

Now maybe I am also studying in a police academy, and my grades in the school are not among the top but should be in the top few, and after graduation, I will take my uncle's class as a policeman, and then marry a wife and have children, and spend my life in a dull way.

As for this kind of thing, Uncle Liu can get it back for him in three months.

How to do it – hit!

Under the strict education of his uncle, Huang Xiaobei studied hard and worked hard, and over time, it is estimated that there is nothing else left in his mind.

That will be Huang Xiaobei of another world line, that will be a taciturn, very polite, extremely serious, and unsmiling Huang Xiaobei.

It's not bad, but it's scary to think about it.

What's the meaning of not daydreaming, not complaining, and not being killed by a girl every day?

It is estimated that he himself will say, "Compared with being a policeman, Commissioner Ben still yearns for that kind of interesting life, such as being a casual head of the Celestial Empire branch or something." ”

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"How do you sell this sheet? Three hundred, well, the material is good, it should be quite comfortable to sleep on, right? Okay, put one for me, want the blue one, not the red one, for the child to sleep on, hey, hey, can you hear me? ”

The uncle who was shopping in the mall, the surrounding environment was extremely noisy, and Huang Xiaobei didn't speak just now, the uncle thought that he didn't hear what he said, so he quickly yelled a few times.

Commissioner Huang hurriedly answered: "Uncle, I'm here, what's wrong?" ”

"Oh, it's nothing, I just want to ask you, have you received all the text messages? Do you know where your family lives? Don't make a mistake the day after tomorrow, don't come back too late, try to be early. ”

Huang Xiaobei said cautiously: "Uncle, do you want to ask you something?" Haven't you been busy lately? Why, why does it suddenly seem like nothing is wrong? ”

Hearing Huang Xiaobei mention this, the uncle patted his thigh on the other end of the phone, and said speechlessly: "Hey, I want to be busy, but I don't know what these two big gangsters in our city think, smuggling and drug trafficking, killing and bribery in the past few years, don't be too arrogant." But I don't know what's going on lately, they're all doing things with their tails between them, especially that buddy, and they've actually started to change careers to open hotels, boy, you said they want to bleach as gangsters, will they just open a hotel? ”

Huang Xiaobei didn't know what to say, he couldn't tell his uncle that it was because of our blood clan holy weapons that the gang bosses began to change careers to become cooks one by one, right?

Wait a minute! It's said that it's because the guy will run to open a hotel, so the uncle has only recently ...... Nima turned out to be because of those damn holy weapons!

The root of all evil, the root of all evil! It's because of the appearance of those damn holy artifacts that my uncle hasn't been busy with his work lately, so he has time to call me home for dinner!

Mother, you who have suffered a thousand cuts, you have suffered a thousand cuts!

Commissioner Huang, who was running in tears, shook his head and thought.

I know it's no good to have anything to do with these vampires, grandma's, what kind of torture I've been made by them!

Hehe, tragedy, now I don't want to go back to my uncle's house, even if I can live a few more days, it's enough to choke.

Otherwise, I'd better tell my uncle that something will happen the day after tomorrow, right? The province made his old man happy in vain.

Huang Xiaobei held a tentative mood, grabbed his mobile phone, and said carefully, "Uncle, there is something I want to tell you, that is, the recent work of our hotel seems to be a little busy, I will probably not take that leave the day after tomorrow, probably no, please not take that leave, you see, okay?" ”

As soon as Uncle Liu on the other end of the phone heard that Huang Xiaobei didn't want to come back, he immediately became angry and scolded when he opened his mouth

"Fart! What are you busy with brushing dishes, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know that your bullshit hotel is not open today, and it is estimated that you don't dare to do it anymore recently. Tell you clearly, boy, if Lao Tzu hadn't gone to clean up your house today, you would have to get back to me tonight! ”

Uncle Liu gave an ultimatum in an irresistible tone, "The night after tomorrow, show up on time, otherwise Lao Tzu will go to your hotel to find you!" ”

As he spoke, the uncle glanced at the bed sheet seller on the other side, who was trembling with fear.

"Look at what the hell, wrap it up for Lao Tzu! Wait a while, what do you mean by giving Lao Tzu twenty more? Does Lao Tzu look like he came to rob it! ”

After saying that, the uncle hung up the phone.

Listening to the blind voice coming from the mobile phone, Commissioner Huang didn't say anything, just sighed.

It's normal, it's very normal, I promised my uncle the previous phone call, but I have to regret it again, and the ghost can agree.

Let's briefly take a look at the current situation, well, it's actually very simple, and the day after tomorrow will definitely not go back, which is still based on the premise that the eldest lady doesn't feed me to the fish, if I feed the fish...... It doesn't seem to have much to do with me, does it?

Commissioner Huang thought about all this very calmly, if I hadn't been fed the fish, but there would definitely be no holidays, and then the uncle would definitely come to the hotel to find me directly as he said, and then what?

Then he would find out the fact that I owe five million.

What will the uncle do?

Could he have killed me on an impulse? Or just leave me alone?

No matter what I am the best, what I am most afraid of is that he will sell my property to pay off my debts, this is not a fantasy, I always feel that there is an 80% chance that my uncle will do this. ”

Commissioner Huang calmly spread his hands, "So, no matter whether I will be thrown into the sea by the eldest lady to feed the fish, the final outcome will be a dead end." ”

It's hard to imagine that Commissioner Huang would be so calm, in stark contrast to the weeping just now.

Well, if it's not accidental, I've seen it......

Smiling slightly, Commissioner Huang's face was full of the words "Da Ming Ming", patted the folds on his pants, and Comrade Commissioner smiled and shook his head, "I don't want to think about it, life is too much, I'd better solve everything by myself, it's a hundred, it's a hundred." ”

Commissioner Huang, who had nothing to love, picked up the bath towel he had prepared a long time ago and wrapped it around his neck three times unhurriedly.

Life is so stubborn, and the world is so unreasonable.

Someone as good as Commissioner Ben is really out of place in this filthy world, so I'm leaving, I'm leaving this filthy and disgusting place.

The yellow commissioner, who saw through life and death, saw through the red dust, and all in all, everything that should have been seen through had already been seen, clutched the ends of the bath towel tightly, and slowly closed his eyes.

That's it, that's it, don't torture me anymore, let me take it easy.

I'm so tired, this reluctant world is really tired.

Uncle, don't be, I'll go first, so that you just need to help me pay for the cremation, which can be regarded as a little reward from me.

Guard, bald, you ...... Forget it, there's nothing to say, anyway, I'll come back to see you in two days, and if possible, take one with me as a companion.

As for others who know.......

Alas, it doesn't matter, let's go, as the so-called life has not died since ancient times, do you want to take care of Dan's heart, I, Huang Xiaobei, can be regarded as leaving a trace of existence in this world, not bad.

Huang Xiaobei, who was completely desperate for this world, held the bath towels in his hands and smiled slightly.

Some people are destined not to be tolerated by the world because they are too good, and the so-called heavenly jealousy is like this. Unfortunately, Commissioner Ben has no intention of being an enemy of the world, so I am willing to leave here, hoping that the world will not be kind to anyone else......

Suddenly there was a distant and clear sound of opening the door in his ears, and Huang Xiaobei smiled with satisfaction.

Hehe, it seems that I will be able to go to heaven after I die, and the sound of angels pushing the door of heaven open for me has already been heard in my ears.

Well, that's great, I hope that a beautiful angel lady will come and pick me up then.

Huang Xiaobei had a satisfied smile on the corner of his mouth, opened his mouth gently, and let out the last emotion in his life.

"Goodbye, this reluctant world."

"Bang!"

In the next second, the door of the toilet was suddenly pushed open.

Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who was sitting on the toilet and preparing to cut himself, Miss Yiyi, who was a little unhappy, pouted and beckoned to him.

"Come here, I know what I want."