In life, there will always be a lot of strange things, and it is under those strange encounters that people grow up step by step, so they have to adapt, they must adapt.

Thinking of this, Commissioner Huang wiped the two lines of old tears that flowed from his eyes, "How much time does Nima have for me to get used to, Nima, I'm about to go to see God and his old man!" ”

As soon as he remembered what he had done not long ago, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder.

Yelling at the eldest lady, scolding the fifth master and the seventh master, just like the dead bald head said, what I can do next is probably to curse him to be a poor ghost for the rest of his life after death.

Alas, forget it, life is short, timely fun is the king, anyway, sooner or later you have to die, one step later, one step earlier is not much different, I still hurry up to finish the fun of this life, at least enjoy all the enjoyment of this life, and then .......

Nima: That's right! Nima, I don't even have a dime in my pocket!! Nima, I can't even enjoy enjoying the last pleasure of life!!

Commissioner Huang hid his face and ran in tears, unable to fall.

Poor~~So poor~~~ I'm so poor that I can't even have fun in time......

Hehe, hehehe, I seem to be so poor that I can't even kill myself, I want to make myself comfortable, but I don't even have the money to buy sleeping pills.......

Commissioner Huang, who had nothing to love, looked at the toilet door in front of him and sighed faintly, "In this world, there will probably be no poorer people than me, right?" Hehe, I can't afford to die. ”

took out the Marlboro in his pocket, and Commissioner Huang lit one with great sorrow.

In the midst of the clouds, the commissioner's bitter face looked more and more sad.

"I would have known that I wouldn't have been so impulsive, I would have listened to the words of the eldest lady if I had known, and obediently put the old guard and Carl on it, although this is no different from a beast, but I can survive anyway."

Yes, that's why Huang Xiaobei was so impulsive before, that's what Miss Yiyi asked him to do - do you want to live? Want to know what people want? Then be in front of me by Carl and Wesling last time!

Well, that's right, it's the commissioner Huang who was taken on, if he was on someone else, it is estimated that there will be no next thing.

After all, is Brother Gui also a tradition of the Fanzhuo Academy?

Wait, will I misunderstand what the eldest lady means, in fact, in fact, the eldest lady...... Huang Xiaobei shook his head, "It's impossible to understand wrong, it's definitely for me to be." ”

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At that time, Miss Yiyi stretched out her green fingers and shook them, meaning that she was asking Commissioner Huang, "You really don't want to die?" ”

Commissioner Huang nodded hurriedly, "I don't want to." ”

Miss Yiyi smiled and nodded tentatively, "Really? ”

"Really, really!"

Then Miss Yiyi stretched out her demonic finger and pointed behind Huang Xiaobei, and then pointed at him, and the two thumbs pressed together fiercely.

Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and then he knew it in his heart.

Obviously, the eldest lady meant to tell him, "I don't want to die, and I want to know what other people want?" That's very simple, immediately go and press Carl or Wesling or other men to the ground and kiss wildly, not only that, but also tongue kisses, if the kiss is not good, people will still be unhappy, they will still be angry, and if you kiss well, you will be bowed once by their overlord, and people will be comfortable to see, and they will tell you what your wish is. ”

Of course, it is impossible to know so much information with a few simple gestures, in fact, Huang Xiaobei read everything from the smart eyes of the eldest lady.

This is probably something that only Huang Xiaobei can do, because Miss Yiyi's big black eyes seem to be not only a pair of beautiful eyes for him, but more importantly, he can see many, many other things from them.

Similarly, Miss Yiyi is the same, even if she doesn't speak, she can see what he is thinking from Huang Xiaobei's eyes.

But Huang Xiaobei couldn't, unless Miss Yiyi wanted to tell him what her eyes were talking about.

The rest of the matter is easy to imagine, seeing that the eldest lady is almost vexatious, and even trampling his self-esteem under his feet, Commissioner Huang's heart suddenly ignited a layer of anger, and he was not in a good mood today.

At that moment, under the playful gaze of Miss Yiyi, Huang Xiaobei suddenly had a feeling of being trampled under his feet and spitting.

Thinking that he wants to kiss Carl or the old guard, not only that, but also be forced by them? Not only that, but also in front of the eldest lady? Not only that, but the expression on the eldest lady's face at that time was still so hateful!

Commissioner Huang didn't control it, and fried it directly! In this way, unimaginable mistakes were made.

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In fact, Commissioner Huang at that time was also too impulsive, if he was willing to calm down, if he was willing to calm down and think about it, it is estimated that he would never be so impulsive, but there was no way, at that time, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he actually became angry directly? ! It's outrageous to be on fire.

It is worth mentioning that although he sat on the ground and thought about it for five minutes, those five minutes were all about making up his inner monologue when he was being forced......

"Stop, bastard, you can't do it there!"

Hehe, I think Lao Tzu is a dignified seven-foot man, how can he do such a lowly thing for a mere holiday!

It is true that as the future head of the Celestial Empire branch and a well-known big man in the secret party, the necessary tempering should be there.

After all, if you want to achieve something great, how can you accept a little more suffering? For example, Han Xin, the Marquis of Huaiyin, didn't he suffer the humiliation of his crotch and then rise?

So...... So Nima, who has heard that Han Xin was blown up by someone and became the Marquis of Huaiyin! Then it's not the Huaiyin Hou, then the Chrysanthemum Hou!!

In this way, Commissioner Huang didn't control it and broke out directly!

If it is known in the future that the current Minister Huang of the Celestial Empire Branch was pressed to the ground by Principal Carl and Minister Wesling of the North American Branch for a few days of vacation, and rubbed in turn, then would he still want to live? Then how will he command his men to fight in all directions in the future!

And to be honest, Huang Xiaobei probably didn't want to yell at the eldest lady at first, but as soon as the words came out, he couldn't stop, and in the end, he rushed directly to the peak of anger, and he couldn't contain it.

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Recalling the scene just now, Huang Xiaobei sat on the toilet lid and sighed while smoking, "Why are you so impulsive, why are you ....... Nima seems to be impulsive even if someone else changes, right? ”

"Well, as that being said, why can't we calm down? Why can't we just calm down? Now don't talk about asking about wishes, the eldest lady is probably about to hate me to death. ”

At this time, Commissioner Huang's desire to survive was about to move again, and he subconsciously muttered a sentence.

"If Carl and the old guard are put on now, will the eldest lady forgive me?"

After saying this, a series of philosophical scenes suddenly appeared in the eyes of Commissioner Huang.

He began to think seriously about whether to go to the old guard and Karl....... After all, nausea for a few hours can be exchanged for a long and beautiful life in the future, well, if you think about it, it seems to be quite cost-effective.

Yes, it's really cost-effective, it's just a few hours of disgusting, but in exchange for a better life in the next few decades, and you are a master, not a master, no matter how you say it, it can be regarded as a male hero.

By the way, I was buying a bottle of wine to get myself drunk, so that public opinion in the future would say this———— Huang Xiaobei, the head of the Celestial Empire branch, accidentally drank too much when he was young, and as a result, he pressed Principal Carl and Minister Wesling to the ground and rubbed them for a full three hours, and the Kaimi Party was drunk and raped the male leader!

As soon as he thought of this, a wolf-like gaze suddenly appeared in Huang Xiaobei's eyes!

Yes, that's really good, hehe, where's Carl? Where's the old guard? Sorry brothers, borrow your chrysanthemums!!

But only five seconds later, Commissioner Huang let out a retching, wiped the bile from the corner of his mouth uncomfortably, and said with a cold face: "If I have to live with those two guys, then I would rather choose death!" ”

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Carl, who was inspecting the sanitary conditions on the first floor, suddenly reached out and pushed his sunglasses, looked up and said with some confusion: "Why did you suddenly feel relieved just now?" ”

The old guard with three mops in his arms passed by Carl, and when he heard his words, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Do you feel this way too?" I just had it, and I just felt something staring at my ass, and I didn't feel comfortable looking at it. ”

As soon as Lao Wei said this, Carl also had a feeling of being peeped at, shook his body unnaturally, looked around, and said with a solemn face: "Maybe it's someone from the Demon Party nearby, senior, be careful." ”

"Well, eighty percent of the abilities of this demon party are related to the ass."

After saying that, the old guard and Carl shuddered at the same time.

In this way, it can be seen that Commissioner Huang really didn't just think about it casually, he was really thinking about whether to force those two innocent foreigners.

But fortunately, in the end, human reason took over the high ground, otherwise...... I am afraid that Huang Xiaobei will become the new president of the Fanzhuo Academy Brotherhood.

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"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true!"

Commissioner Huang, who was worried, who no longer had any hope for the road ahead, was silently smoking, and was about to borrow money to buy sleeping pills after smoking this cigarette, when his demonic mobile phone rang suddenly sounded in his ears.

Hearing the ringing of the mobile phone, Commissioner Huang sighed, there was no sadness or joy in his eyes, and he looked like a person who already knew that his life was short, so he calmly went to die.

Alas, the one who should come is still coming, and if there is no accident, the eldest lady should want to tell him, "You can pack up and away." ”

Picking up the phone, Commissioner Huang's voice was very flat: "Miss, you are here to tell me, go out now and watch the sea with the fifth master and the seventh master, right?" Can you have dinner and go? ”

Unexpectedly, it was Uncle Liu's voice that rang on the other end of the phone

"Stinky boy, it's me."

As soon as he heard the voice of Uncle Liu, Commissioner Huang almost missed the phone.

"Uncle, what's the matter, why are you? Don't worry, I'll go back to see you the day after tomorrow (turn into a ghost and go back to see you). ”