Bai Chun walked to the toilet door of the dormitory, kicked the door vigorously after letting go of the clothes fork, and said loudly: "Ma Jinfu, are you taking a shower or doing a?" ”

Ma Jinfu: "Fuck your sister's handjob!" Will Lao Tzu tell you when he is fighting a footgun? ”

Bai Chun smiled, "Be careful, don't break it!" ”

Then, Bai Chun picked up the fork and forked his clothes off, and he was about to take a bath. Then, he ran to the next bedroom with clothes and towels, and decisively kicked the door open, Bai Chun drove the children out of the bathroom, and went in to take a bath himself.

A few minutes later, Bai Chun returned to his bedroom.

Bai Chun found that after so long, the guys who boiled water and soaked noodles had not come back, so he asked Chen Xiaoping, who was watching some kind of film with his mobile phone: "Lao Mei, how many hot water bottles did Ott bring to the classroom to boil water?" ”

Lao Mei, Mei Nianda, etc., Chen Xiaoping's nickname.

Chen Xiaoping raised his head and glared at Bai Chun, "You ask me, how do I know?" ”

This owes the sun guy! Bai Chun scolded angrily: "You owe Yankee! If you don't answer honestly, believe it or not, I'll smash your millet! ”

Chen Xiaoping was shocked, immediately shrunk his head and covered the quilt tightly, and his whole body hid in the quilt.

Bai Chun was not without the slightest solution, he tugged Chen Xiaoping's quilt, and finally gained the upper hand. Chen Xiaoping had no choice but to stick his head out and pretend to be innocent, "What are you doing?" ”

Bai Chun: "It's nothing, I just want you to turn down the sound of the spear piece, so as not to affect my study." ”

Chen Xiaoping: "Hmph, jealousy, you are jealous." ”

After speaking, Chen Xiaoping plugged in the headphones on his mobile phone. Then he put it on his head, and watched and listened to some kind of restrictive film with a self-absorbed expression.

This situation made Bai Chun want to kick him hard to vent his hatred. So, Bai Chun returned to his bed, took out his mobile phone, and entered the password to unlock it. Then open File Management and slow play a video file.

After a while, a certain model of Bai Chun's ZTE sounded some kind of pleasant sound. But it's not a bell, it's a sound that can make most boys happy, although the lines are almost only a few words "uh-huh-ah".

After a while, Chen Xiaoping, who was still intoxicated, raised his head and spit out a sentence, "Roasting, it's terrible!" ”

After about five minutes, Ott finally returned, bringing a thermos with him. Also coming back with him was Liu Changjian, but he didn't expect Liu Changjian to also bring a hot water bottle, and it seemed that he also wanted instant noodles.

Ott entered, and placed the thermos on a vacant floor in the bedroom. Start looking for instant noodles.

Liu Changjian smiled, and then put the thermos on Ding Jiajian's bed. As a result, the hot water bottle overflowed a little hot water and splashed on Ding Jiajian's feet exposed outside the quilt. Ding Jiajian jumped up suddenly, but his head slammed into the bed board of the upper bunk and sat down fiercely.

Ding Jiajian: "Ah! ”

Ding Jiajian glared at Liu Changjian angrily, like an angry chick and a bull with a hair, "Chang Jian!" Do you want to die? ”

Liu Changjian's first principle of life is as long as he is happy, so he didn't answer Ding Jiajian a word, and left with a smile, as if he had just experienced some major happy event. Then, he took something like a teapot to Chen Xiaoping's bedside.

This teapot is actually an electrical appliance that can heat cold water to boil, and of course it can also be used as a teapot.

Liu Changjian: "Lao Mei, where should I put your kettle?" ”

Chen Xiaoping felt that Liu Changjian was talking to him, so he clicked on the screen of his mobile phone to pause the spear piece and took off the stereo headphones on his head. Chen Xiaoping raised his head: "What's the matter?" ”

Liu Changjian repeated: "Where should I put your love crazy kettle?" ”

Chen Xiaoping: "The kettle still has residual heat, so let's put it under my bed." ”

So, Liu Changjian did so. Place on the floor.

Chen Xiaoping smiled, "How about it, it feels good to love crazy hot water kettle, in the future, should we raise money to buy a crazy induction cooker in our bedroom?" It's very convenient to stir-fry vegetables and make soup. ”

Liu Changjian: "It's not bad, it's just a little stuck when you boil the water, and it clicks." ”

Chen Xiaoping: "I'm the sun!" That's the sound of water boiling, okay? At a glance, you can tell that your junior high school physics is taught by a PE teacher! ”

Liu Changjian smiled happily and acquiesced. Then he turned around and went to his locker to find a pot of instant noodles.

At this time, with the sound of a sudden door opening, a person came out of the toilet. Looking at this tall and thin figure, the whole bedroom knows that it is Ma Jinfu. This damn guy actually stayed in there for nearly half an hour.

Bai Chun: "Ma Jinfu, are you comfortable?" ”

Ma Jinfu smiled, "It's okay." ”

Then, while looking at the phone screen, he walked to the side of the bed, and then climbed into the top bunk bed where he was. After a while, his mobile phone came with the sound of "hum haha" playing the Three Kingdoms silly.

A few minutes later, the bedroom was filled with the smell of a certain brand of sauerkraut noodles. This smell made Bai Chun very uncomfortable, and he had the urge to keep spitting.

Bai Chun: "Liu Changjian, Li Dawen, can you turn down the smell of sour noodles?" Influence my learning. ”

Liu Changjianle looked like hehe, pretended to be sympathetic, and said: "It's so pure, you can bear with it." I still have two packs of noodles in my locker, and if you don't mind, I'll sell them to you for two dollars a pack. ”

Bai Chun pretended to hesitate reservedly, then ran out of the cabinet with a brush and took out two packets of noodles. found a rice bowl from his locker and messed around, and Bai Chun also began to make noodles.

Chen Xiaoping suddenly got up, "Eh, I just remembered that I had a bottle of peanut oil!" Is there enough hot water? I also want instant noodles. ”

Ott: "Of course it's enough, two hot water bottles of boiling water are enough for the whole dormitory to make noodles." ”

So, immediately the whole dormitory was messing around, and they were all using a certain brand of peanut oil as a seasoning instant noodles.

The aroma of instant noodles became more and more intense, and a breeze spread to the next bedroom. Immediately, an imposing person came out of the next bedroom, ran to the locked door of Bedroom 308, and kicked the door hard.

Then he walked out of the window of 308 and shouted, "What are you guys doing!" ”

Bai Chun and the others immediately understood that this voice was the voice of the squad leader Zhang Dajun.

The next dormitory is 309, which is the other of the two boys' dormitories in the first class of high school. Zhang Dajun, the head of the first class of high school, also serves as the head of the dormitory of 309.

Since it was only the squad leader who came to commit the second offense, Bai Chun and the others unanimously replied loudly: "Instant noodles!" ”

Zhang Dajun still refused to leave, and looked angry, "You'd better pay attention to me!" Can you turn down the disgusting smell of instant noodles a little bit? ”

The children of 308 immediately replied unanimously: "No! ”

Zhang Dajun: "Oh, with a little accomplice, you guys are quite strong?" There's a kind of let me in! ”

Immediately, Ding Jiajian, who had the closest bed to the bedroom door, opened the door and tied it. The squad leader Zhang Dajun kicked the door open and walked in with a drag.

Zhang Dajun: "Is there any hot water?" I want instant noodles too. ”