It's late at night. The whole city seems to be in a deep sleep. In autumn in October, the nights are often quiet, with little wind or rain. Residence halls.

Indoors, Bai Chun hid in the quilt, and after playing a lot of red and white machine games running on a mobile phone simulator with a certain smartphone, he felt very heavy eyelids.

Looking at the time in the status bar on the screen, I found that it was almost one o'clock in the morning, so I stopped all programs in the background and locked the screen to sleep.

Nothing happened overnight.

It's almost morning. Bai Chun felt that the light was a little dazzling, so he opened his eyes sleepily. The results surprised him.

Bai Chun: "Sister land! Often, why are you shining a flashlight on me? I want to die! ”

Liu Changjian smiled, and then said: "When I went to the toilet just now, I thought of an interesting thing, and then I wanted to use a flashlight to test whether you are sensitive to light." As a result, I found out..."

Bai Chun: "As a result, you found that practice is the only criterion for testing truth?" I'm telling you, I only want to do one thing right now. ”

Liu Changjian: "Get up in a daze? Playing on your phone? ”

Bai Chun: "Beat you up!" Then beat you flat! ”

When Liu Changjian heard this, he ran away in a hurry like a frightened rabbit, as if Bai Chunzhen would pounce on him and beat him violently.

Bai Chun was helpless, and now he can't sleep even if he wants to. So I took out my mobile phone in the quilt to check the time, and found that it was only 5:20 in the morning, and it was still far from the wake-up bell. He was bored, and then found that except for himself and Liu Changjian, everyone else was still sleeping.

So, he entered the password 138438 unlocked the phone, and then skillfully opened a mobile phone music software. Sing. It's not about listening to songs, it's about playing songs, playing songs hard. Turn up the volume directly to the maximum.

Immediately, everyone reacted.

First of all, a little friend named Ma Jinfu got up and put on a very angry look, "Bai Chun, what are you doing!" ”

Bai Chun smiled, "What's that, alarm clock, alarm clock." ”

Ma Jinfu's eyes widened, and he made a complicated expression of surprise and abnormality. Fortunately, his bed was in the same row as Bai Chun, and he was on the top bunk, so Bai Chun couldn't see his expression, otherwise he would definitely pat it hard with his mobile phone.

At this time, Ding Jiajian took out his watch and looked at it, and then said, "Bai Chun, it's not even half past five now, isn't your alarm clock at five forty?" ”

Bai Chun smiled, "Your sister! Can't I change it? ”

At this time, Li Dawen took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and then said, "Bai Chun, isn't your alarm called the memory of how many seconds?" Why is it another one now? ”

Bai Chun smiled, "Your sister! Can't I change the song? ”

At this time, Chen Xiaoping took out the paper and looked at it, and then said, "Huh? Isn't your alarm sound very quiet? Why is it so big now? ”

Bai Chun smiled, "Your sister! Can't I tune it? ”

Ma Jinfu: "Bai Chun, why is your alarm clock loud and low?" ”

Bai Chun smiled, "Your sister! Can't I set it? ”

At this time, Chubby Wenhua said something that was enough to profoundly affect the entire 308 dormitory, "Now I actually start playing the second song." ”

I see......

At this time, Bai Chun couldn't laugh anymore because he felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere around him.

Close the stable door after the horse has bolted. Bai Chun immediately said: "When I was looking at the air just now, I thought of an interesting thing, and then I wanted to use my mobile phone to test whether your hearing sensitivity is sensitive. As a result, I found out..."

Liu Changjian: "As a result, you found that practice is the only criterion for testing truth? I'm telling you, we only want to do one thing right now. ”

Bai Chun: "Liu Changjian! What's the matter with you? ”

Liu Changjian put on a very patriotic look, and said righteously: "The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband." ”

Just when everyone was gearing up and preparing to bang up and beat Bai Chun, Bai Chun suddenly stretched out his hand and shouted: "Wait a minute!" ”

Ma Jinfu smiled, "Do you have any last words?" ”

Bai Chun said awe-inspiringly: "It's not a pity for me to die, but what...... Wake up, everyone! ”

Liu Changjian and other friends shouted: "Yes, all of them!" ”

Ma Jinfu smiled, "Thanks to you, all of them have woken up." ”

Bai Chun: "What if I don't wake up?" ”

Chen Xiaoping: "Huh? Deceitful! ”

Ma Jinfu: "It's very simple, it's still flat!" ”

Bai Chun: "It's really boring, I originally wanted to build a." ”

As soon as the friends heard the, they immediately became curious and interested. Its terrifying excitement is second only to hearing someone talk about yellow seeds when he is thirsty.

Ma Jinfu hurriedly asked, "What?" Say ...... Say."

A minute later, 309 bedrooms. Suddenly, a large group of voices came in from outside the door, like the rhythm of a collective high dynasty: hum, hum, black, black, twitter...

Immediately, in less than a minute, all the members of Dorm 309 woke up. The squad leader climbed to his feet with a thud, and he was almost out of his angry state. He lifted the quilt with one foot and one hand, then rolled over and got out of bed.

Zhang Dajun, the leader of a certain class, said to the other roommates: "This group of guys is too arrogant, I'll teach them a lesson!" ”

So, wearing only slippers and bottoms, he ran majestically and proudly to the door of the next bedroom. In anger, he kicked the iron door of the 308 dormitory and shouted, "What are you kids doing!" ”

Zhang Dajun: "You guys are singing like this, do we still want to sleep?" ”

Ma Jinfu ran to the window, "Report to the squad leader, this is our wake-up alarm clock in the morning." To maximize the ringtone effect, our alarm timing is coordinated. It is great to fully and intensively embody the strength of the masses of the people. ”

Zhang Dajun: "I'm the sun!" You think I'm stupid, I'm not so easily fooled. ”

Zhang Dajun: "Hurry up and turn off all your mobile phones that affect the city's appearance, otherwise I will kick open the door and smash the phone." ”

Ma Jinfu smiled heartily, "The squad leader is wise." ”

So, the wise and martial squad leader smiled triumphantly.

Bai Chun, who was quiet, serious, and pretending to be sitting on the bed at the moment, couldn't help but say, "Twitter." ”

Chen Xiaoping, who was on the side, saw it and asked, "It's so pure, what are you talking about?" ”

Bai Chun turned his head to look at him, "Twitter!" ”

…… Six o'clock in the morning. There is a famous saying in English that translated into Chinese is that the early bug is eaten by the bird, and this sentence is indeed very reasonable.

With the school's wake-up bell and the morning exercise march, Bai Chun and his various friends in the school came to the playground with great reluctance and reluctance.

Zhu Lihuan, a physical education teacher that Bai Chun was familiar with, was waiting on the playground early. Zhu Lihuan is referred to as Brother Zhu, very obese, attending physical education class in the first class of high school, and a school physical education teacher.

Under the gaze of a group of class teachers and teachers standing in front of each class, the children finished waving a radio gymnastics called dancing youth. Then the leader of a certain school stood on the flag stand and pretended to say a lot of clichés and nonsense, and then the classes were disbanded.

Six thirty. Bai Chun rushed to the cafeteria with the running crowd, and the group of children seemed to have not eaten breakfast for many years, just like Bai Chun.

Bai Chun found a lunch box under a certain dining table, and then walked to the front of a certain line with a smile. Because the people standing in front of this team are basically boys from the first class of high school, which means that he can cut the line.

He pretended to dodge the teacher's gaze, and then decisively intervened in the team of a child named Dirt Trough in the class.

Bai Chun: "What's breakfast today?" ”

A senior student named Wu Xiaowei replied, "Discus, buns, milk, etc., let's make do with them." Don't waste it. ”

Discus refers to the baked cakes in the school cafeteria. This cake has good hardness and stability.

After breakfast, Bai Chun found an empty seat and sat around a long dining table with his roommates.

Bai Chunyi looked up, and suddenly saw the dormitory manager aunt of a women's dormitory sitting opposite. Bai Chun smiled politely. The aunt also smiled, took a bite of the discus, and lost a tooth.