"Stinky boy, I haven't seen you grow up for more than ten years, right, pinch the cigarette for Lao Tzu!"

"I said that I was not allowed to smoke, ヽ (。 >дд<)p, Huang XiaoM, are you going to rebel! ”

The girl also grabbed Huang Xiaobei's ears, looking angry, and not only did she say the same thing as herself, but even the angry expression on her face was the same as herself.

Uncle Liu tugged at Huang Xiaobei's ears, stared at Miss Yiyi's fairy-like face, and said a little stupidly: "Girl, you are ......."

Obviously, she was still very angry and reprimanding Huang Xiaobei one second, but the next second, when she heard her uncle talking to her again, the fierce expression on Miss Yiyi's face immediately changed to a cute smile, bent over, and said very politely: "Hello uncle, I am Huang Xiaobei's friend." ”

The expression on Uncle Liu's face suddenly became exciting, "Oh, this and this, Xiaobei friend, this and this, then you and Xiaobei are, this is ...... Hey, hey, hey, hahaha, no, let me have fun first. ”

Uncle Liu, who was obviously starting to make up something strange in his brain, grabbed Huang Xiaobei's ear, turned around, and his body trembled.

You can imagine what kind of happiness he has become.

Enough laughter, Uncle Liu quickly turned around and looked at Miss Yiyi, the smile on his face was not to mention how kind it was, and asked Huang Xiaobei by the ear.

"Girl, how old are you?"

Miss Yiyi tugged Huang Xiaobei's ear and said politely: "Uncle, I am twenty-one this year." ”

Old Uncle Liu eagerly tugged at Huang Xiaobei's ears with a full face, "Twenty-one, not bad, not bad, just two years younger than our Xiaobei, where do you live, girl?" ”

"My ......"

"Enough of you!"

has been ignored for a long time, and the two of them have been pulling their ears, chatting about family life without distractions, Commissioner Huang, who couldn't bear it, screamed, "You guys are enough!" Even if you want to chat, please let my ears go first! Pulling my ears and chattering, isn't it very pleasant to say! ”

Two big hands slapped Huang Xiaobei's head at the same time.

"Shut up Lao Tzu, do you have a part to talk here!"

"Don't disturb the master and uncle chatting!"

Commissioner Huang burst into tears and continued to be tugged at the ear, listening to the chatter between the two beside him.

"Uncle, I live here, home, home is nearby."

"Then are you from the same school as Xiaobei?"

"Hmm~ It can be regarded as a school, hehe, uncle, why are you here tonight?"

"Oh, I'm here to see this kid, by the way, I'm this kid's uncle, the kind that is very close and very dear."

As time passed, listening to the conversation between the two people next to him pulling their ears, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face gradually calmed down.

Ah, I don't know why my ears don't seem to hurt anymore?

Ah, I don't think I can feel the presence of my ears anymore.

Ah, I seem to be about to ascend to heaven........

Just a second before Commissioner Huang was about to turn into a flying immortal, Uncle Liu and Miss Yiyi let go of the hand that was grabbing his ear at the same time.

Old Uncle Liu patted Huang Xiaobei's back, laughed and said, "I'm this kid's own uncle, I heard that he works here yesterday, so I came to see him, girl, are you here to wait for him to get off work?" ”

Miss Yiyi looked like a good girl, shook her head and said, "No, people live here for the time being." ”

"Oh, live in a hotel, then your family's conditions look good, oh yes, girl, don't look at Xiaobei working here now, his conditions are also very good."

Uncle Liu seemed to be worried that the girl looked down on Huang Xiaobei, who was like a poor ghost, and hurriedly helped him speak: "I have already prepared this kid's marriage room for him, three bedrooms and one living room, and I also have a car, and the things for marriage are ........."

Huang Xiaobei was so frightened that he hurriedly covered Uncle Liu's mouth, for fear that he was saying something shocking.

Uncle, you are really my own uncle, if I don't stop you, you have to tell the eldest lady about the child's future schooling, right?

Do you dare to be a little more whimsical? What kind of person is the eldest lady, how can she marry me! Or maybe she just thought, I have to dare to marry! Can you stop making trouble, this is also for the Taoist to hear, I guess you have to take me to see the sea view immediately!

But....... Huang Xiaobei suddenly scratched his head and thought very puzzled.

A three-bedroom wedding room? Is Uncle so rich? Does he have two houses to his name? Uh, no, it won't be the one he lives in.......

Yes, probably not, right?

Uncle Liu also found that he had said too much at this time, which might make the girls very uncomfortable, so he hooked Huang Xiaobei's neck and laughed: "How about the stinky boy, I said I came to see you today, Uncle is trustworthy." ”

Huang Xiaobei glanced at the police uniform on his uncle's body and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

You're dressed so neatly, it doesn't look like you're just coming to see me, right?

Hearing Uncle Liu's words about marriage just now, Miss Yiyi didn't react much, just lowered her head and smiled.

"That, don't get me wrong, my uncle is like this, he said with a mouth full of trains, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously." Huang Xiaobei was afraid that Miss Yiyi would be angry, so he went to Dao Ye to sue him for his troubles, and quickly explained.

Miss Yiyi stuck out her little tongue and made a grimace and said, "Uncle is much better than you." ”

Looking at Huang Xiaobei and the eldest lady who were standing together and talking, Uncle Liu nodded very gratefully.

Talented and beautiful, golden boy and jade girl, well, still, it's still a good match......

The uncle praised Huang Xiaobei against his will......

In fact, the main reason is that the waiter's clothes on Huang Xiaobei's body are too cheap, compared with the young and beautiful lady, it has dropped more than one grade, standing next to Miss Yiyi and living like a servant.

Looks like I'm going to have to take him out to buy some new clothes.

Uncle Liu thought about it very seriously.

"Then you talk about it, when you're done, I'm coming, hey, talk to other girls, don't say anything foul." After Uncle Liu asked Huang Xiaobei to pay attention to his personal image, he walked away with great insight.

Seeing Uncle Liu walking aside, although he turned his back to him and the eldest lady, he would turn his head from time to time, sneak a second look, and after showing that gossip smile like an old mother on his face, Huang Xiaobei sighed.

Typical of secretly observing, as well as uncles, put away your smile, don't mess around.

Casting his eyes on the slim, pure and lovely in front of him, blinking a pair of big watery eyes, staring at himself and constantly looking at the eldest lady, Huang Xiaobei patted his head.

"Miss, what do you want to do with me?"

Miss Yiyi stared innocently with wide eyes, crossed her fingers with her hands, and said, "Do you only suspect that I am here to fix you when people appear in front of you?" ”

Assie, eyes my eyes!

The cute thing in front of him suddenly made Huang Xiaobei's heart suffer a 10,000-point critical blow, and he waved his hand again and again, "I was wrong, I was wrong, you have something to say." ”

Miss Yiyi came to Huang Xiaobei's side and said very seriously: "I heard that the anti-brigade is coming? ”

Huang Xiaobei nodded, "Yes, a lot of people have been arrested, Chu Qianqian and his father have been arrested, but what does this have to do with you, Miss?" ”

"I'll bail you out."

"Poof——! Commissioner Huang spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Nima, I wasn't arrested by the anti-pornography team!

Why did Nima appear as soon as the anti-pornography brigade appeared, the first thing you thought of was that I was arrested! Do I just look like a prostitute?

Miss Yiyi still looked serious and cute, and looked around: "How is it, where to pay the deposit?" ”

Huang Xiaobei waved his hand unlovely: "You can go back to the house to sleep, don't worry, I was not arrested by the anti-team." ”

An expression of disappointment suddenly appeared on Miss Yiyi's face.......

Will Mao be disappointed?!

For Mao, I was not arrested by the anti-pornography team, and you will show an expression of extreme disappointment!

Miss Yiyi patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder and sighed: "It's a pity, it's a pity." ”

What the hell are you sorry for? What the hell are you pitying, bastard! Are you so looking forward to me being arrested by the anti-pornography team!

"Oh, people understand, it's actually a misunderstanding, isn't it?" After speaking, Miss Yiyi waved her white and tender little hands, beckoned the members of the anti-pornography brigade around her, and said, "Here and here, there is a prisoner here that you forgot to arrest." ”

If he could, Huang Xiaobei would love to pick up Miss Yiyi and spank him.

"Let you make trouble, let you make trouble! It's not a mess yet! ”

"Woo woo, people don't dare, people don't dare anymore, don't spank people's butts anymore, it hurts."

As soon as he thought of that scene, Commissioner Huang laughed inhumanely, and his heart that was so angry with the eldest lady that he twitched was much better.

And Miss Yiyi's expression when she looked at him also changed and became a lot sharper.

You want to spank someone? It should be the other way around!

At this time, Uncle Liu, who was secretly observing not far away, suddenly snickered, "Sure enough, it's a young man, and he's quite good at playing." ”

Miss Yiyi politely took a step, "I'm done, you go and talk to your uncle." ”

Huang Xiaobei said with concern: "Miss, it's almost time, don't you go back to your room to sleep?" ”

Miss Yiyi said shyly: "You'd better not sleep, you'll have a good show to watch in a while." ”

"Fun?" Huang Xiaobei looked around, what else is there to see, the anti-yellow brigade is almost finished sweeping and retreating.

"Miss, what kind of show are you talking about? Can you tell us about that? ”

The eldest lady smiled but did not speak.

Just as Huang Xiaobei was about to turn around and look for Uncle Liu, a pair of small hands suddenly tugged at the corner of his clothes.

The eldest lady's voice was as crisp as a lark.

"Wasn't it really captured by the anti-pornography brigade? (●ﾟωﾟ●)”

Commissioner Huang collapsed.

"Why do I have to be arrested by the anti-pornography team, do I look like a prostitute!"

"Aren't you surnamed Huang?"

"Nima has been making trouble for a long time, it's such a sweep of pornography!"