Chapter Seventy-Seven: Where Did the Mouse Come From?
Huang Xiaobei can't guess the good show in Miss Yiyi's mouth, but the eldest lady has always seemed to have some kind of strange superpower, since she said that there is a good show, it must be wrong, but I don't know what this good show is.
Huang Xiaobei just walked up to Uncle Liu and wanted to ask him what he was doing tonight, but unexpectedly, the uncle grabbed his right hand, and the monkey hurriedly pulled him aside.
Sneaking a glance at Miss Yiyi, who was tiptoeing close behind her, Uncle Liu hooked Huang Xiaobei's shoulders and said in a hurry: "Hey, stinky boy, what does that girl have to do with you?" ”
"Enemy."
"It's obviously a master and servant!"
Miss Yiyi, who secretly approached at some point, stomped her feet behind Huang Xiaobei and shouted, "It's a pet, it's obviously the relationship between a pet and its owner!" ”
Hey, what about letting me talk to my uncle alone? Anyway, Miss, do you dare to get closer to us, I can smell the fragrance on your body.
looked at Huang Xiaobei, who was gritting his teeth, and then looked at Miss Yiyi, who spit out her little tongue at Huang Xiaobei and made a grimace, and the smile on the uncle's face was much more relieved.
It looks like he didn't run away.
No, I have to hurry up and prepare, thanks to the money I have saved over the years, and now I can finally use it, well, I was thinking about donating it to the welfare home after death, but now it's okay, oops, do you think their children in the future will call me grandpa? Will it be like Xiaobei likes to ride on my neck as he did when he was a child?
I yearn for it, I yearn for it.
Uncle Liu took out a newly bought mobile phone from the pocket of his police uniform, there was no smile on his face, and it was a little unnatural, he handed the mobile phone box to Huang Xiaobei, and Uncle Liu said with a straight face: "No, I'll use this in the future." ”
Huang Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and he was embarrassed to reach out to take it.
Uncle, did you really buy me a new phone? This, this call, not cheap, I ...... I'm a little ashamed, and my old phone seems to be better than the one you use now......
"My mobile phone number has been entered, and the mobile phone number is my WeChat ID, just call me if you have something in the future."
Huang Xiaobei wanted to put the phone away first, anyway, the uncle also bought it, so there was no need to waste it, but before he could be polite, Miss Yiyi happily snatched the phone box.
"Thank you, uncle, I'll take care of it for him."
Uncle Liu didn't notice anything wrong, and praised Miss Yiyi with a smile, "What a good child, Yiyi, this kid will be handed over to you in the future, he ..... Well? Where did the rats come from? ”
"Click." The sound of grinding teeth like a mouse suddenly sounded, and Uncle Liu lowered his head strangely and looked around, "How can there be a mouse here?" ”
Glancing at Huang Xiaobei, who was grinding his teeth with his head bowed beside him, Miss Yiyi stepped on his foot fiercely, and said with a smile, "There are a lot of little mice this season, uncle, don't care, twitter, the little mice are obedient, don't call anymore, otherwise you have to go to the toilet." ”
Commissioner Huang lowered his head and held on not to cry.
Hearing Miss Yiyi's explanation, Uncle Liu lowered his head again to find the "mouse", and nodded suspiciously, "That's it, but I didn't expect that this kind of big hotel would also have rats, and the hygiene is not very good, right?" Well? Hurry up and write it down. Uncle Liu hurriedly took out a small notebook from the pocket of his police uniform, and wrote down this piece of criminal evidence that might become criminal evidence very seriously.
It seems that the uncle has vowed to bring down the Qingbang Gang, and he will not let go of any suspicious place.
"Uncle, this phone seems to be the latest, shouldn't it be cheap?"
"Oh, it's okay, it's just more than three thousand."
It's just more than 3,000, it's just more than 3,000!
It was as if Agent Huang heard the sound of his heart shattering into slag.
Comrade Huang Xiaobei once again proved the fact that he had no financial luck, and at the same time felt deep despair about his destined nemesis.
So, he could only continue to lower his head and grind his teeth.
Typical of itching to the root of the teeth.
"The sanitary conditions may not be up to standard, next time I have to find a comrade from the health bureau to ......"
"Click, click!"
As soon as the sound of grinding teeth sounded, Uncle Liu hurriedly raised his feet, looking around in front of and behind him, "It's weird, why did this mouse come out again?" ”
Miss Yiyi, who was full of smiles on her face, stepped on Huang Xiaobei's feet and crushed it fiercely, "Oh good, the little mouse can't bark anymore." ”
Huang Xiaobei gritted his teeth and stood behind Miss Yiyi, and whispered, "Give me your phone." ”
"You can give me myself."
"Shut up! You liar! You big liar! ”
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Miss Yiyi took the phone newly bought by Uncle Liu to Huang Xiaobei, and happily ran to Chu Qianqian to talk, and at the same time comforted Chu Luoli and asked her not to be sad, your father went out *nothing, because my father also goes there often*.
Eh, does Dao Ye still have this hobby?
Looking at the back of the eldest lady bouncing, Uncle Liu was very pleased, "This girl is good, I like it." ”
Huang Xiaobei was still mourning for his new mobile phone just now, and the word frustration was almost engraved on his brain.
"Are you sure?"
Then you marry her, I don't want my future cause of death to be killed by the eldest lady......
Huang Xiaobei straddled the chair, hugging the back of the chair, extremely tired.
"Uncle, don't think about it, the eldest lady and I are really not what you think, if she was really my girlfriend, wouldn't I have told you a long time ago, not to mention that you look like boyfriend and girlfriend...... It is clear that one is the eldest lady, and the other is the maid who follows the ass of the eldest lady. ”
It seems that Commissioner Huang is quite self-aware.
Hearing this, the uncle's eyes suddenly dimmed a lot.
But soon it was bright again.
"Not now, doesn't mean it won't be in the future, I can see that that girl definitely doesn't treat you as an ordinary person."
"You old bachelor knows a lot, so if you understand girls, why are you still a single dog now."
"You're so handsome."
Huang Xiaobei waved his hand again and again, "In terms of face, you will always be a senior." ”
"But what the hell are you here for today? Come and see me, I'm not going to wear a police uniform, right? Huang Xiaobei asked very strangely as he hugged the back of the chair.
Uncle Liu was just about to open his mouth, when Captain Wang walked down from the second floor and saw Uncle Liu at a glance.
At that moment, Captain Wang hurriedly ran over in two steps, stood in front of the uncle, and saluted the uncle steadily, "Team Liu, the person has been caught." ”
Old Uncle Liu's eagle-sharp eyes narrowed slightly, "Is there a gun?" ”
"Searched, no."
After speaking, Captain Wang handed Uncle Liu a cigarette and said with a smile: "Team Liu, I really want to thank you today, if you hadn't brought the comrades of the criminal police team under me, I really wouldn't dare to come to sweep the Huang of Tianlong Hotel, after all, you also know their background here, today is really thanks to you." ”
The uncle stretched out his hand indifferently to block the cigarette that Captain Wang saluted, "It's better not to smoke when you're working, and you don't need to say thank you, it's my job." ”
Looking at the conversation between the two, Huang Xiaobei suddenly found that he seemed to understand something, but he didn't seem to understand anything.
And at this moment, a very familiar scolding suddenly sounded on the second floor.
"Let go of Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu didn't solicit prostitution, they were all my girlfriends! ”
Everywhere he looked, Ma Liuye, who was wearing only a big pants, was arrested by the anti-pornography team.......
Usually, it is enough for two members of the anti-pornography brigade to escort the prostitute, but when he came to the sixth master, eight people escorted him, and they all surrounded him in a circle.
And when the sixth master was caught, he should have only worn a big pants, well, he should have just finished smoking in bed, and he was held down by others, pitiful, usually the prostitute also asked him to put on his clothes or something, and when he arrived at the sixth master, he was allowed to wear a pair of pants, obviously, the anti-pornography team was afraid that the sixth master would hide a gun in his clothes.
The face of the sixth master, who was only wearing a big pants, was red, and he was escorted by several members of the anti-pornography brigade to struggle, and while going down the stairs, he shouted and scolded, "Let your captain surnamed Wang come to see me, fucking Lao Tzu is Ma Lao Liu, you go and ask, these old men are enough to take care of him, how many of you dare to sweep Lao Tzu." ”
Captain Wang was so frightened that he quickly lowered his head, not daring to look at Uncle Liu.
In the shouting and scolding of the sixth master, Uncle Liu walked in front of Ma Liuye in three steps and two steps, and said coldly: "No need to shout, I commanded the anti-pornography work tonight." ”
Seeing Uncle Liu, Ma Liuye was not much surprised, he already knew, otherwise, according to the previous posture, when he learned that there was an accident in the hotel, the big brothers of the Qingbang Gang would have to surround this place in less than two minutes, and the firepower is estimated to be able to top half of the armed police squadron.
In fact, if it weren't for the retreat of the Qingbang Gang members in the hotel, the sixth master would have put on his pants a long time ago.
"The surname Liu, Lao Tzu doesn't trouble you, you still come to trouble me? Hehe, you can do it, you are really good! I ask you, what crime did Lao Tzu commit! ”
Old Uncle Liu looked at Ma Liuye coldly, and then glanced at the two young ladies behind Ma Liuye, "Prostitution, is it enough?" ”
Ma Liuye nodded his head fiercely and said with a smile: "Okay, prostitution, okay, Lao Tzu admits it!" Isn't it just detained for half a month, what was Lao Tzu afraid of, but the surname Liu, as the saying goes, I haven't offended you, I will also give you the eyeliner you when you put it in me, don't you know how to back down at all? The sixth master squinted his eyes and stared gloomily at Uncle Liu.
Uncle Liu didn't react, "If you really do anything to the people under my command, today will not be a sweep of pornography, but a fight against black." ”
The sixth master took a step forward and stared at Uncle Liu's sharp eyes, and the two competed against each other without giving in.
"What did I do? You hate me so much? ”
Old Uncle Liu lowered his head and lit a cigarette, "You'll know." After speaking, Uncle Liu stuffed the cigarette in his hand into the mouth of the sixth master, "This cigarette can be regarded as a return for the favor you didn't touch my informant last time." ”
The sixth master took the cigarette that his uncle lit for him, and laughed cruelly, "Yes, completely, you don't owe me a favor, but, but you should be very disappointed, right?" ”
The sixth master held a cigarette and looked at Uncle Liu with extreme schadenfreude and said, "I personally took the people of the criminal police team to charter our hotel, I don't think I just want to arrest a prostitute, right?" ”
Uncle Liu patted the non-existent dust on the shoulder of his police uniform, "Don't worry, I'm just testing you today, Ma Lao Liu, you'd better not let me catch any tricks, blood debt and blood repayment, this sentence is not your patent, I also agree with it." ”
The sixth master smiled very happily, "I'm waiting for you, surnamed Liu, Lao Tzu is waiting for you!" ”
After saying this, the sixth master was arrested by the anti-pornography team, and he was the only prostitute who only wore one pants....... He also had a cigarette lit for him by the captain of the criminal police brigade in his mouth.