Poof!

Li Xiuning was drinking tea comfortably, but he was suddenly surprised by this funny scene, and he suddenly couldn't breathe in his breath.

With a snort, she sprayed all the tea on the ground, and Xiao Cui, who was laughing heartily, hurriedly ran over to wipe it for her.

"Today, this Tang monk? It's a little different..."Li Xiuning frowned and muttered, but seeing that her eyebrows were crooked, her cherry mouth was slightly upturned.

It's really because today's Tang Seng is so happy, which Tang Seng I saw a few days ago was not forbidden to sit in danger, looking like a humble gentleman who has attained the Tao, but how can he be so funny today?

"I'm rubbing! My grandmother didn't help her, so she took this Tang Sanzang. ”

"There is such a clear-minded person in the world, who is ashamed and ashamed."

"Bad morals and grandstanding, this Tang Sanzang is also depraved!"

"Hmph, you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, you have the ability to do it, you are an apprentice with great powers to show me..."

Except for Li Xiuning, none of the people present were shocked and stunned by this fresh and refined scene.

………

The picture continues, Sun Wukong finally used brute force to snatch the soul of the great good man from Hades, and let it succeed in serving the Lie Immortal Ban... Then the four masters and apprentices came to the foot of Lingshan.

Seeing this, everyone below sighed for a while, this Tang monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and went through a lot of hardships, and now he is finally going to achieve the right result!

But apparently what happened next was not as simple as everyone thought.

… The flesh crosses the wooden bridge... Gold leaf dust... Difficult in front of the Buddha... Bodhisattva fortune telling... True and False Scriptures... The journey of the four masters and apprentices fell into deep tribulation, and the heartstrings of the people below also rose and fell with the encounters of the four masters and apprentices, sometimes crazy and sometimes sad and angry.

Until the end of the film, Tang monks and apprentices drove auspicious clouds from West Tianling Mountain all the way over thousands of rivers and mountains to the sky above the Tang Dynasty, the palace complex of the Tang Dynasty loomed, and the figure of Tang Emperor Li Shimin also appeared in front of people's eyes again.

Seeing this, everyone sighed, and they were happy for Tang Seng and the people of the Tang Dynasty, and at the same time envied the people of the Tang Dynasty who could live in this world full of fantasy immortals.

Since then. After more than ten years, Tang Seng's 108,000-mile westward journey finally achieved a complete success, and the Journey to the West came to an end. The picture on the screen is finally frozen on the three big characters at the end of the play.

"Alas, a legend is a legend after all, and it will be lonely after all."

"This Tang Sanzang is not in vain in this life,"

"Does my Datang really have this kind of Mahayana Buddhism? Do I hope to see this day? ”

"Tang Xuanzang is really a high-ranking monk, and my generation is beyond his reach."

"The learning experience of the other world is over, and Tang Xuanzang's great love has also been spread, but I don't know where our Tang Xuanzang is? Did he feel the suffering of all beings? ”

"Yes, how I hope Tang Sanzang can come and save us."

“……”

The Journey to the West is completely over, and everyone below is talking about it, and it is not lively. Some people are secretly happy for Tang Xuanzang, some people are happy to yearn for the way of cultivating immortals, and some people are sad .........about their future.

Maybe? We may be like that in the future!

People have different ideas and different feelings, but when they saw the three big characters hanging high above their heads, everyone was silent for a while, and their hearts were as if they had lost something.

Maybe it's hope, maybe it's spiritual sustenance, no one knows.

"Ding-dong! It's advertising time! ”

"Now insert a quick news: according to our reporter, the following major doubts occurred that day:

1, Bajie application: unemployed after graduation, Zhu Bajie was unemployed after returning from the scriptures, and one day he went to the Jade Emperor of Heaven to apply for the position of marshal of the Tianhe Water Army.

The Jade Emperor asked, "Do you have a job title?" ”

Bajie said proudly: "Pure altar messenger! ”

Jade Emperor: "Phlegm purifier? ”

"Oh~! I see, then you go clean the toilet! ”

Eight Precepts: .........

Jade Emperor: "What, you don't want to?" ”

Bajie: "Do I have any other options?" ”

Jade Emperor: "No"

Since then, Heavenly Court's health care and environmental protection have ranked first in the three realms every year. Buddhism has one less messenger to purify the altar, and there is one more person to purify phlegm and feces in the heavenly court.

"Hahaha, this Zhu Bajie is too funny like this, since a fairy goes to sweep the streets. Did you laugh to death? ”

"What kind of are you talking about? Immortals can't sweep the streets? ”

"I think this Jade Emperor is very cute, a living funny,"

"Don't talk about it, look at the second one."

2, Qin Qiong said: I am Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao who stepped on both sides of the Yellow River and beat the three continents and six mansions...

Luo Cheng said: I am known as Luo Cheng with an iron face and a silver gun, I am invincible in the world, and if I am a brother, I will come to cut me!

The demon king of the mixed world, Cheng Biting Jin, said: Don't look down on my three-plate axe, I am Cheng Biting Jin! Cheng Biting Jin is me! Defy? Come bite me!

Li Shimin said: I~! Li Shimin! Rob! The men stand on one side, the women stand on the side, and the shemales stand in the middle.

The Crowd Below: .........

If I remember correctly, this is the one who just said that the robbery was my Royal Highness the King of Qin of the Tang Dynasty, right? And what the hell is that shemale?!

Li Xiuning: .........

This... This? This bandit is my second brother? Is there something wrong? This is so terrifying!

Li Yuan said: I~! Li Yuan, the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty! Sitting in the Taiji Palace, singing every night, three thousand maids a day is me! Someone, give me a showgirl......

The picture flashed one by one, and all kinds of strange laughter continued, shocking people's eyes, and in the end, people really couldn't laugh, and sat on the ground with a painful face and covered their stomachs with laughter.

This content is too thrilling, too exciting, it is estimated that no one in Chang'an City will dare to look at it, but in this Lingnan Mountain, the emperor is far away, and the worries are much smaller, but everyone has realized the shape of bowing their heads, and they dare not look up again.

Knowing this, ten heads are not enough to cut off!

Li Xiuning said: Me! Li Xiuning, the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty, has been fighting horses all her life... A beautiful woman, why be a thief!

Li Xiuning is completely blindfolded, what the hell is going on on this screen? It is not only his second brother Li Shimin, his eldest brother Li Jiancheng, his fourth brother Li Yuanba, but also Li Yuanji, Li Yuan and even herself.

Isn't the current world chaotic enough? The guts of this screen are too fat!

"Ding Dong~! After the advertising is over, please continue to watch the column: "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties"

"Ding Dong~! "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" has been successfully loaded, please prepare melon seeds, and start broadcasting now. ”

The advertising news and the unobtrusive Tang Seng were all inserted by Li Cheng himself, in fact, he used everyone's melancholy to make a huge wave of anti-cuteness and earn enough benefits for himself.

In later generations, there are countless such marketing methods, and what Li Cheng is doing now is just one of them.

Now, it's time to play the magic reform "The Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", which is different from the original work, the magic reform "The Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" is more funny and strange things.

Da~Dada~Dada~Dada~!

Everyone was still in a daze, and they didn't come to their senses, and the big screen in the sky changed again! The sound of clicks knocks on people's hearts.

Looking up, I saw that the big screen turned black, and with the sound of the clicking keyboard, big characters slowly emerged in the light curtain. Li Cheng's voice came out of the big screen for the first time after the magic change.

"Heaven and earth enlighten Xuanhuang, and the universe plays a flood and famine...... In the vast night, I came from the sky, and I have seen all my fellow Daoists. ”

Li Cheng is full of running trains, how to force the grid to be tall, how to come, these big words are like cattle hair in the 21st century, you can talk about it as much as you want!

Different from the cold prompt sound of the system, Li Cheng's voice was magnetic and steady, giving people a sense of security and feeling very down-to-earth, which also made everyone below tremble after hearing it, and at the same time, huge joy swept through their bodies.

"Taishang?! Oh, my God! It's actually the Taishang Dao Ancestor?! ”

"Taishang Dao Ancestor is really an immortal?!"

"Behind this screen is Taishang?!"

"Dao Ancestor has come down to save us this time?!"

Yuan Tiangang, the leader of the Daomen, was also below, at this time he was trembling with excitement, a pair of swollen, godly eyes flashed with a stunning light, and the corners of his mouth hurriedly showed off to the people around him:

"Ha~haha, hahaha! Dao Zu, his old man is here! Dao Zu, his old man is here! He must have come to pick up us, the descendants of the Daomen, to go to the heavens to be immortal ......!

What is Tang Xuanzang? What is Buddhism? Now that our Dao Ancestor is here, our Daomen is finally going to become an immortal~! ”

This old man is close to madness, his hair is scattered, and his spit is flying, where is there still the appearance of a Taoist master on weekdays.

But the people around him not only did not dislike him, but respected him more than ever and envied him more. Secretly scolded himself for why he didn't have that eyesight in the first place, and made friends with the door earlier?!

"Okay, the system, it's pretended, and the emotional value has also been harvested, the world needs you, it's time for you to perform, I'll go and rest first!"

In Xiaohe Village, thousands of miles away from Chang'an City, Li Cheng's mouth was about to laugh. This casual pretending to be a force is more emotional than the usual four or five hours of watching a movie, who would have thought of this before?!

"The system, start the voice hosting mode, and by the way, the words on the subtitles have been added to the voice mode for playback." I didn't pay attention to it before, but now Li Chengcai thinks that the cultural level of this Tang Dynasty is not too high, and subtitles can certainly make people laugh, but Nima is also useless when he meets someone who doesn't know how to read!

"Ding-dong! Voice hosting mode is initiated. ”

"Ding-dong! Start loading voice playback function, loading, please wait. ”

"Ding-dong! The voice playback function of the magic change has been loaded. ”

"Ding-dong! Start playing. ”

Then, the system's magic voice automatically used its emotional 100 decibel tenor to peruse the strings of subtitles for everyone.

"This is a saga to sing and cry about, a story of heroes... This is a battlefield that belongs to heroes, and galloping on the battlefield shows the true colors of men... The general trend of the world, together for a long time, will be divided, divided for a long time, together vertical and horizontal, the princes compete for hegemony, please follow me to see how the heroes and heroes quickly cut through the chaos, kill and stop killing, calm the war, restore the rivers and mountains...! ”

"Good!"

"Well said! A good man has ambitions in all directions, and a big husband should be like this! ”

"Taishang Dao Ancestor, I, Wang Dalong, support you!"

"Wang Dalong, with your small body, you better go and set up a stall obediently!"

“……”

After reading the prologue, the screen that went black lit up again, but this time it was starting to play the theme song "True Heroes" of "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties"

Drunk and hoarse lying on the battlefield listening to the shouts

Laugh at the fire trees and silver flowers in the world

The number of wind and clouds is nothing but scars

The difference between success and defeat is a thought

Life and death in a flash, that pride will always shine

The country is so big, where is home

Go through many levels to see the fireworks in the prosperous era

Won the world and lost her

subverted the world's greed and exaggeration

Life is nothing but a fight

Red blood stains yellow sand, and youth turns into white hair

If it is a true hero, how can he be afraid

Quickly slash the chaos of Ma Jinge with the iron horse

Pack up the old mountains and rivers and set off again

The heart of the immortal war horse will not collapse

I'm a real hero, how can I be fake

With the singing of the theme song, the faces of young heroes appeared in front of everyone. There is Qin Qiong, who is upright and righteous, Cheng Biting Jin who plays with a plate axe, Luo Cheng who has a gun like a dragon, Li Yuanba who has infinite strength, and Yuwen Chengdu, the peerless god of war of the Great Sui Dynasty, and the righteous Bo Yuntian Shan Xiongxin...

Someone suddenly exclaimed, "That's me!" That's me! I'm the old general Yang Lin, the little soldier next to me..."

"Wow! I see me too! I see me too! The handsome one wielding the spear was me, and oh my God, I didn't know I was so handsome when I was younger! ”

"Father?! Father! The child sees you again! "There were also people crying and seeing their loved ones who had been dead for many years.

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