Chapter 44: Journey to the West
So, today, the two little goblins of Phantom and Dream didn't come all day to disturb Li Cheng with their mental power, making it rare for Li Cheng to live a whole day with clean ears.
Caiyi and the little girl even directly occupied the magpie's nest, lying on Li Cheng's kang all day and doing nothing, just lying on their backs and staring at the screen intently, but they didn't even look for the reason of "going to give Li Cheng a hand".
Caiyi and the little girl lay like this for a whole day yesterday, and it wasn't until now that Li Cheng came back from the construction site that he was a little less infatuated.
It's not that he doesn't want to be infatuated, it's that Li Cheng really sets a time limit, so every time Li Cheng comes back, he sees a few little girls looking like little birds.
Li Cheng opened up the permission to them, and the images played were Journey to the West, Journey to the West, Journey to the West, etc., which are films and television of the Journey to the West series, whether it is tenderness, love, or dog abuse, these films and television are mixed up, which is enough for them to digest and absorb for a period of time.
Because Li Cheng didn't tell them that these movies and television were fake, they took it for granted that this was something that happened in another world, and they would burst into tears every time they saw the aphrodisiac.
That night, Li Cheng sat alone on the stone bench in the front yard, listening to the laughter from the backyard, and suddenly the whole person felt very bitter.
The little girl, Caiyi and Wanniang haven't slept well for two consecutive nights, and similarly, they haven't let Li Cheng sleep well, they don't sleep until at least 12 o'clock every night, and it is the result of Li Cheng's forced shutdown of film and television.
These guys have been staying up all night watching movies every day, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes hot-blooded, sometimes lonely...
Laugh when you're happy, cry when you're upset, and never hide your voice.
Especially Caiyi, she herself is a spirit, her body has been transformed, although her voice is very light when she listens carefully, but when she lets go of crying and laughing, it is not much worse than the roar of the lion in Hedong.
So Li Chengcheng suffered. He doesn't like to watch these TVs, or he is tired of watching them, and if he watches them again, it will only add to his sadness.
The laughter of giggling is sparse and ordinary at the night of Li Cheng's house, and Li Cheng has thought of many ways to block this kind of ghost crying wolf howl and harassment from time to time.
Even if they wear earmuffs, it's completely useless, because when they cry, they will come to annoy Li Cheng and let Li Cheng give an idea.
But what is Li Cheng's idea, except for those hermits whose characters have been changed by demons, the other plots are completely in accordance with the 21st century, how do you let Li Cheng change them?
No solution!
Mother Li seemed a little calmer, and at most she stayed up until after nine o'clock, and then she would fall asleep, and she could still sleep.
Li Cheng sometimes really envies Mother Li, he sleeps when he wants to, and he falls asleep as soon as he sleeps.
"System, after the broadcast of Journey to the West, the Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties will be released!"
"Ding-dong! Host requirements have been generated,"
"Ding Dong, the order has been delivered!"
"Knock knock! It's time to play, do you want to enable the voice hosting mode? ”
Li Chengyao said silently to the system: "No, this time I will guard it myself." ”
"Ding-dong! The host command has taken effect and the broadcast has begun. ”
Princess Binh Duong's Mansion.
"Hurry up, princess~ It's about to be time, and that movie is about to come out." Xiao Cui, running all the way over, panting, stood in front of the princess's door, shouted hurriedly, and from time to time turned to look at the screen in the sky, her little eyes full of anticipation.
Li Xiuling sat on the dresser and dressed up seriously:
"Got it~ got it! You Nizi, I really can't stand you. ”
Xiao Cui grinned: "Princess, hurry up!" Hurry up! ”
"What's the panic? Even if it's a little late, that thing won't disappear, come and help me stop this hairpin. ”
Li Xiuning was dressing up at this time, holding a hairpin in her hand, and she didn't know how to stop it.
"Oh!"
"Princess, this hairpin is so beautiful, it really matches the child, and only someone as beautiful as the princess can wear it." Xiaocui, help Li Xiuning say goodbye, after the hairpin, he looked at the person who came out of the picture in front of him, and couldn't help but admire.
Li Xiuning smiled jokingly, and gently tapped Xiaocui's forehead with her Qianqianyu finger: "Poor mouth~"
"Hee-hee!" Xiao Cui didn't dodge either, just grinning like this, and the master and servant were full of laughter, and there was no sense of cruel and cold feudal hierarchy at all.
"Ding-dong! The Journey to the West record was completed and began to be broadcast. ”
"Princess, princess, here it begins! Here we go! Hearing the loud noise in the sky, Xiao Cui almost jumped up with joy, and regardless of whether Li Xiuning agreed or not, she took Li Xiuning's hand with one hand and ran quickly towards the door.
Although the projection place is over Princess Pingyang's mansion, the best place to watch the movie is not Princess Pingyang, but a restaurant in Bishan City.
Watching this Journey to the West from there, not only does you not need to look up with your neck up, but you can also sit and watch while drinking tea, and you can lie down and watch it when you are tired...
That's not all there is to the legendary imperial seat.
As the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty and the great hero of the founding of the country, Li Xiuning is an absolutely noble person in Lingnan.
Since the second day since the broadcast of Journey to the West, the top floor of this restaurant belongs to Li Xiuning's solitary boudoir, and no one dares to offend.
Even if Li Xiuning does not live on the top floor of the restaurant on weekdays, no disciple dares to risk being killed.
It can be said that the top floor of the ninth floor is already surnamed Li.
As soon as I got out of Princess Pingyang's Mansion, I saw a large group of black figures surrounding Princess Pingyang's Mansion.
"Princess, they are so annoying, they come to us every day" Xiao Cui looked at the black crowd and complained to Li Xiuning.
"Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself, in exchange for us, we will be like this, don't blame them" Li Xiuning smiled, not caring about this.
At this time, whether it is people living in the city or people outside the city, as long as it is not too far away, all the children and cubs are gathered together at this time.
Or standing on the street, or just finding a corner to sit, or lying on the opposite house, there are crowds.
Xiaocui took Li Xiuning all the way through the pedestrian and came to the door of a restaurant, only to see that the shopkeeper had been waiting here for a long time.
"Eldest princess, you are finally here, please." The big shopkeeper of Yonghe Restaurant, Wang Chao, stood in front of the door and respectfully greeted the beautiful princess in front of him.
Not only because of the identity of Princess Li Xiuning, but also because Li Xiuning is the first person since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, and even the first person from ancient times to the present to take the initiative to invite Ying into Lingnan, the land of exile.
These shining points set off Li Xiuning as a heroic hero, and a hero like Li Xiuning made him worship and idol.
"The king's shopkeeper doesn't have to be polite, everything is as usual." Li Xiuling didn't have the slightest princess's shelf, and waved her hand, signaling Xiaocui to go and dress Wang Changgui.
"Princess Xie. Princess, the room above is already furnished, do you want to go up now or...? Wang Chao continued to ask.
"It's troublesome for the king's shopkeeper, but the little woman is ready to go up and not disturb the king's shopkeeper to do business." Li Xiuning gave a personal salute and did not show any dignity.
"Princess, hurry, hurry! Let's go up quickly, it's been a short while, Tang Seng has been arrested again! Xiaocui is an anxious person in the matter of Journey to the West, and she can't stand this kind of politeness, so she pulled Li Xiuning to the top floor of the ninth floor, and did two steps in three steps, and the two soon came to the top floor.
When I entered the door, I saw a table in the center of the attic, and there were many fresh fruits on the table, which was a room about 40 square meters in size.
The door railing facing the Pingyang Princess's Mansion has been completely removed and replaced with a huge window, which is closed during the day to prevent mosquitoes and ants from flying in, and at night when the window is opened from here to see the complete large screen, which is specially prepared by the Wang shopkeeper for Pingyang Princess Li Xiuning.
When he came in, the window was closed, and he had just sat down, and Xiao Cui opened the window as quickly as a rabbit, and then looked greedily at the screen in the sky, and after a while, he was fascinated.
Li Xiuning picked up a cup of tea on the table, tapped her lips lightly, and then cast her gaze outside the window that Xiao Cui had opened.
At this time, it was the episode of the Nine Good Men at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, and now it is played that the Nine Good Men are dead, and the four Tang monks and apprentices were misunderstood and arrested in prison.
Seeing the episodes here, everyone at the bottom was anxious, and they all shouted that those people were ordinary people, who wronged good people indiscriminately, and they were arrogant and arrogant, and dared to catch people who had achieved cultivation.
While everyone felt resentful that the four Tang monks and apprentices had been wronged, they were also worried about those ignorant mortals, and they were worried that Sun Wukong would beat those ignorant mortals to death.
Because they ask themselves, if they themselves have been wronged, and they have powerful and unrivaled power, then those who dare to wronged themselves without questioning will only die.
On the big screen.
In the dim cell, a few oil lamps flickered on and off, swaying fragile light, and Sun Wukong, who was covered in monkey hair, scratched his ears and cheeks on the side, he was not in a hurry, but just because he was itching all the time to scratch insects.
The fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie was snoring in his sleep, and his snoring was flying.
The blue-skinned Sha monk sat quietly on the side, not leaving the flat pole he had picked for a moment, as if everything that happened outside had nothing to do with him.
In this dimly lit cell, the behavior of several apprentices was obviously out of step with the atmosphere here.
Only Tang Seng was still normal, and at this time he was walking around the door of the cell with an anxious face, looking out of the cell from time to time, and looking back at his few sand sculpture apprentices from time to time.
Maybe he was annoyed by Tang Seng's shaking, Sun Wukong sneered his teeth violently: "Master, can you stop shaking?" I'm annoyed if you don't bother, if you really want to get out, I can help you, as long as you give an order, my grandson will get out of this cell and go outside to make him upside down...! As he spoke, Sun Wukong shook his monkey brain vigorously, and his two monkey paws waved around restlessly.
Tang Seng didn't have any response, at this time, the blue skin Sha Seng stood up from the side of the luggage all of a sudden, looked at Sun Wukong in surprise, and only heard Sha Seng say loudly to Sun Wukong:
"Senior brother~! The master will not agree! ”
Sha Seng stretched out his hands as he spoke, his strong muscles were undoubtedly revealed, but his face was full of helplessness, and he glanced at Tang Seng with an anxious look, and constantly signaled to Sun Wukong, and his eyes were clearly saying:
"Senior brother, don't you know what kind of urine the master is? likes to be caught by beautiful female goblins to play at home, and when he encounters annoying people, he is stubborn and brainless, at this time his old man may be thinking about how to clarify the misunderstanding, and how can he agree to your unreasonable request? ”
Sha Seng's eyes Sun Wukong understood at a glance, and the violent aura on his body suddenly decreased a lot.
Without Tang Seng's order, he didn't want to do those thankless things, because once he did it, it was often him Sun Wukong who suffered, and along the way, is there less such things?
What Shi Ling and the others didn't expect happened, only to see Tang Seng stop his anxious footsteps, then looked at the two apprentices, waved his hands violently, and shouted loudly and eagerly:
"Wukong, what are you waiting for? Come on! ”
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng looked at Tang Seng in a daze, only to see Tang Seng standing in front of the prison door at this time, staring at the two of them tightly, waving one hand to his chest, seeing that the two were unmoved, Tang Seng hurriedly ordered Sun Wukong again: "Wukong, hurry!" ”
That looks more anxious than Sun Wukong, and even more looking forward to killing and making a mess than Sun Wukong!
Monkey king:......
Sand Monk: .........
Pig:.........
Gift of the Big Bag: .........
Crowd below: ......
This huge anti-cuteness almost made everyone breathless, it was even more likely to make people be thundered than Sun Wukong's transformation, the Tang Seng who spit out 18 hearts in one breath.
Tang Seng, why did you collapse this character!
Are you preparing for the finale, so let's remember that you are so handsome?
Then congratulations to Tang Sengda, you have successfully conquered us...
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