It's been a long time since the last FGO event, and while the atmosphere of Konoha is getting stronger, there are many ninjas from other places on the streets.

Half a month later, the middle ninja exam will be officially held.,This is a biannual event in the ninja world.,Those who can participate in the middle ninja exam are the leaders of each ninja village.,Some of them even have the strength of the middle ninja.、Even the upper ninja.。

The Zhongnin Examination is similar to the Olympic Games and military parades, and it is the best place for the major ninja villages to observe the strength of the enemy village and show their strength at the same time.

And this time, the middle ninja exam was held by Konoha who is known as the largest village in the ninja world. The economy is prosperous and the entertainment industry is developed, and many dignitaries and dignitaries will come to Konoha to visit and play.

Going to Konoha to take the middle ninja exam is tantamount to traveling at public expense, so that all the villages that are interested in taking the middle ninja exam are on the road in advance, so that they can have a good time in Konoha.

The flow of people has increased significantly, and Ye Hehua is naturally not willing to be lonely, and has added a new feature called "Penguin Music" in Penguin: it includes a variety of music, and each song can be auditioned once, and then paid to download. Spend 10,000 yuan a month to open Penguin Green Diamond, and you can enjoy all the songs.

In order to promote the new features of the penguins in the game console, [Ye Shop] will play music every day these days, which is basically what Ye Hehua and Tsunade like.

On this day, a strange person came to [Yedian].

Knowing that Tsunade returned to Konoha, Haojie Jilai also returned to Konoha again, and in order to avoid being recognized, he also deliberately dressed up: probably to remove the tattoos on his face, put on a more common clothes, and comb his white messy hair neatly.

The changes are so great that even the most familiar strangers are not recognizable.

"This is probably a store that sells game consoles."

Raising his eyes and looking at the signboard of [Ye Shop], he also stepped into this store with an obviously luxurious decoration style. As soon as I stepped through the door of the shop, I noticed that this shop was markedly different.

The glass door crystal wall, the marble floor, the merchandise area and the leisure area are separated by screens, and the customers are not as many as the players in the rest area.

Zilai also paced the display cabinet for a while, and didn't notice that a clerk came up the mountain to inquire about him, and immediately shouted, "Is there anyone?" Why is there no clerk? ”

Well?

Ye Hehua, who was in the corner of the rest area, heard the sound and asked, "Is there something wrong?" ”

Tomorrow is Tsunade's birthday, so Tsunade didn't go to work today. Because [Ye Shop] is on the right track and opens no one to sell the service, Ape Fei Ri Chop also withdrew the clerk who was arranged to the store, and the middle ninja exam is imminent, and Konoha is mixed, and it is the time when there is a shortage of people to maintain law and order.

Ape Feiri wished that there were outsiders making trouble in [Yedian], and then he was killed by Ye Hehua, and the old man was very bad.

"You're a clerk here?" Jiraiya asked, a little dissatisfied, the clerk was not active at all.

Some time ago, Jiraiya went to other countries to collect materials, and when he returned to the Land of Fire and heard the news of Tsunade's return to the village, he immediately returned to Konoha by starry night.

Seeing that almost everyone on the street was holding a game console, I inquired curiously and found Yedian. The middle ninja exam is about to begin, and the Konoha people don't dare to talk about the game machine to enhance their strength, and they are stumbling on other ninja villages openly and secretly.

"I'm the owner of this shop, do you need anything, sir?" Ye Hehua asked, looking at each other, he always felt that this person was a little familiar, but he couldn't think of it.

"Boss? Little brother, you are young and promising, I think this store is in an excellent location, the decoration is magnificent, you have to spend a lot of money! Zilai also praised, I thought that he could open this kind of shop, how could he be a middle-aged man, who knew that he was such a young and handsome guy.

Ye Hehua smiled and didn't speak, it seemed that he was a person who didn't know the magic of game consoles, and regarded [Ye Shop] as an ordinary storefront, which reminded him of the days when he first came to the ninja world and worked as a part-time salesman.

"I saw that the signboard outside the store said that this kind of game console can play music, and when I entered the store, I found that the music played in the store was also very good, so I wanted to buy one, I wonder if the store manager can introduce it?" Jiraiya said.

The music playing in the store at the moment is Zhang Yu's "Early", which is a song that Ye Hehua likes very much, but unfortunately because it is too bitter, Tsunade doesn't like it too much.

Ye Hehua's eyes lit up and asked, "Oh, it turns out that you also like this song?" ”

Zhang Yu is his favorite singer, and Ye Hehua is eager to give Zhang Yu to every customer.

"yes." Jiraiya nodded bitterly, recalling something: "Especially this sentence 'I can always smile and play your supporting role, and suffer myself behind your back' makes me feel the same way." ”

This song "Early" made Jiraiya empathize, thinking that it was very similar to the relationship between himself and Tsunade, and the melody was also catchy, which was different from other music in the ninja world.

However, art comes from life and is higher than life, and reality is often more bitter than bitter love songs: because Tsunade has never loved Jiraiya.

"Then brother, you must be a heartbroken person!" Ye Hehua said with emotion that every man who likes bitter love songs has a relationship that he doesn't want to mention, and he himself is special, he doesn't have any emotional experience but still likes Zhang Yu's songs.

"Heartbreaker?" Jiraiya seemed to have found a treasure, and after muttering a few words, he exclaimed: "This word is good, it can be added to me, the store is talented!" ”

Ye Hehua suddenly became more interested: "Oh, it turns out that my brother is still a family!" ”

Home is good, I also like bitter love songs, and I also wrote about it, and I poked Ye Hehua's G spot for a while.

"It's just a false name, but I've published a few books that don't do well." Zilai also waved his hand again and again, and said modestly.

Literati and writers are sometimes very arrogant and sometimes very modest, and Jiraiya's literary accomplishment is second to none in the ninja world, and his works, whether inspirational or functional, are among the top in the ninja world in terms of sales, and the literary world is a big deal!

Not good grades? Hit the streets? That's even better! Ye and Hua found more in common between the two.

After talking for a while, I found that the two have a common language: they both like to bring private goods to books, like to add lyrics to books, obviously have zero emotional experience, and especially like to write emotional dramas......

For a while, the two became confidants!

"Store manager, I don't know if you have any recommendations for this type of music?" Jiraiya asked, this kind of bitter love song simply poked his H-spot, and he shed tears when he listened to it, but he still wanted to continue listening.

"Click here to search for singer Zhang Yu." Ye and Hua pointed and connected the game console to the store's sound system.

Zilai also followed the instructions, and the music playing in the store instantly switched from "It's Early" to "Hard to Say".

“…… I couldn't help but feel sad

I can't measure the distance between loving or not loving

You say your heart is no longer as warm as it used to be

Where to start and where to lose ......"

Tear-jerking music sounded in the store, and the melodious singing seemed to hide a knife, stabbing Jiraiya in the heart again and again.

can't measure the distance between love and non-love, isn't it a true portrayal of himself and Tsunade? Tears, I don't know when they fell.

Ye Hehua had a relationship, took out a piece of paper and handed it to Zilai, and asked, "There are others, listen?" ”

"Listen!" Jiraiya took it and wiped away his tears directly, and said firmly, I can't afford this blow, how can I pursue Tsunade?

Ye Hehua changed another song "Good Intentions".

“…… You said you wanted to escape

It's destined to settle down

Love is extinguished, love is extinguished

Do you want to leave the hollow

Spring has gone and flowers have fallen

Good intentions but in vain

How to describe my pain

A lifetime of love misplaced your hands......"

Jiraiya hid his face and cried again, he can really be said to have good intentions for Tsunade, is it just like what this song sings, is it really a lifelong love mistake, and he will never get a response?

This old brother cried a little fiercely, Ye Hehua decided not to insert the knife again, and simply asked: "Then do you want to buy it, such a game console only costs 20,000 yuan." Spend 10,000 yuan a month to open Penguin Green Diamond, and you can listen to all the songs. ”

"Buy!" Zilai also took out two 10,000 yuan bills and handed them to Ye Hehua, the more tears flowed, the better the song, 10,000 yuan to listen to for a month, and he made a lot of money.

Just this tears, I also burst out with some inspiration, maybe I can modify my emotional experience and publish it into a book.

The money and goods were cleared, and the two returned to a pure confidant relationship.

Jiraiya thought about it, and then I was going to find a hotel to record my inspiration, and I was going to celebrate Tsunade's birthday tomorrow during the day, and I gave her a surprise surprise, so I invited: "I don't know what the store manager is called?" The store manager and I are close friends, and tonight I would like to invite you to have a long talk all night without getting drunk or going home. ”

A few more chats with Ye and Hua may inspire more inspiration for themselves. Wine is a thousand glasses of confidants, and some people have just met, you can feel that they understand you.

"It's good if you call me Boss Ye, everyone shouts like that." Ye Hehua waved his hand and refused: "In the future, tomorrow my girlfriend will be fiftieth birthday, I want to accompany her these days, I don't have much time!" ”

50th birthday!

Zilai was also surprised when he heard this, and glanced at Ye Hehua a few times: "Boss Ye is also a young talent, he shouldn't worry about his partner, why would he find a girlfriend who is about to be fifty years old?" ”

A man is a single-minded creature, he likes an 18-year-old girl when he is 18 years old, and he still likes an 18-year-old girl when he is 50 years old.

"Brother, you should understand, love is such a thing, sometimes it makes no sense, and the age gap is not a problem in the face of true love." Ye Hehua said with emotion.

Age is indeed not a problem, after Ye Hehua joins the [Tencent] organization, his age will always jump between 18 and 19 years old, and he will live forever.

As for Tsunade, Baihao's technique can make her face permanent, and Ye Hehua also plans to give her a youth apple as a birthday gift to achieve true eternal youth.

As for the lifespan, not to mention that there is an immortal elixir that Gilgamesh secretly returned to the underworld to pick up in the King's Treasury, the identity of the family member of the [Tencent] employee alone is enough to extend the life of Tsunade for millions of years after Ye Hehua returns to the World Sea after Ye Hehua returns from his mission.

After 100,000 years, the age difference between the two is only a fraction of a point, not to mention.

"Boss Ye is really temperamental, I really want to drink three hundred cups with you immediately." I am also in awe, and I respect fucking love!

Ye Hehua laughed at himself again: "And I can have such a shop in Konoha at a young age, all thanks to my 50-year-old girlfriend." ”

To some extent, this is the case, and it was all by opening the breakthrough of Tsunade that the three generations were divided into a shop for him.

Zilai also understood in seconds, but he didn't underestimate this confidant because Ye Hehua was a "little white face", patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Not only has I received love, but I have thirty years of struggle left, it's worth it." ”

A shop said that it would be delivered, and here Zilai also subconsciously ruled out the possibility that Ye Hehua's girlfriend was Tsunade. As far as Tsunade's loser girl, how could she have the money to send the little white-faced shop.

"30 years of struggle is high, 3 months." Ye Hehua roughly calculated and won the Konoha market through Tsunade in advance, allowing himself to quickly take root in the ninja world, saving about three months of struggle.

"Brother is arrogant!" Zilai is also a thumbs up, such a store, ordinary people will never be able to win it without decades of struggle.

The two exchanged a few more words, and then got up to say goodbye, and quickly found a hotel to record their inspirations.

As soon as Jiraiya left on his front foot, Tsunade returned to Yedian with a large bag and a small bag.

"Now, it's yours." Stuff the packed lunch to your boyfriend and the rest will be your own snacks. Tsunade looked at the somewhat familiar back at the end of the street, frowned, and said, "Who is that, you seem to have a good conversation." ”

I always feel that this back is a little familiar.,But I can't think of anything.,Forget it.,I don't want to.,Tomorrow is my birthday.,It's the first birthday I spent with my boyfriend.,Tsunade is looking forward to it.。

"An emotionally frustrated heartbroken man." Ye Hehua said that the elder brother can cry several times when he listens to bitter love songs, and he is also a man of temperament.

"What did you talk about?" Tsunade asked again if he could let his boyfriend come into contact with some strange people.

"Talk about love." Although the two are basically talking about writing and bitter love songs, Ye Hehua understands that what they are talking about is love.

"Heh, still love, and less contact with these strange people in the future." Tsunade glanced at Ye Hehua, and found that his dark circles had worsened a little, and said with concern: "Why are your dark circles heavy again, you haven't stayed up late late, what are you worried about?" ”

I don't sleep at three or four o'clock every night, of course, I'm busy chatting with the beautiful Xiaonan, but can I say this kind of thing?

The scumbag Ye Hehua held Tsunade's jade hand and put it in front of Chun, affectionately: "Isn't tomorrow your birthday, I've been sleepless day and night lately thinking about how to make you spend an unforgettable birthday, thinking about your birthday next year, and thinking about all your birthdays in the future." ”

"Hmph, you still have some conscience. I'm telling you, I'm a Konoha flower, and the man who wants to chase me can line up from Konoha to Short Book Street. Tsunade snorted coldly, and was ashamed.

Because of her character, there is only one person who really pursues her, and the rest are chasing debts.