Chapter 183: I Should Be Under the Car Shouldn't Be In The Car
August 2 is a very important day for Ye Hehua, because this day is the fiftieth birthday of his girlfriend Tsunade. Whether you can achieve a home run to capture the high ground is in one fell swoop!
As soon as the sky was bright, and the first rays of sunlight in the morning had not yet shone into the window, Ye Hehua got up to wash, cleaned up his personal image, and made some mousse to tidy up his hair.
Then there is the perfume, a perfume he liked very much when he was on earth, the Cabernet orange light of Oulong's family, and the top note perfectly restores the taste of blood orange. The base notes will turn to the sweetness of white flowers, but it's acceptable, and if you spray it, you can perfectly transform it into a big walking orange in summer.
Ye Hehua originally had the habit of spraying perfume, one was to cover up the smell of cigarettes on his body, and the other was to please his body and mind, not for any sass.
"Knock knock!"
After cleaning up, Ye Hehua came to the door of Tsunade's house and lightly slammed the door. The first wave of popularity of "God of Gamblers" gradually subsided, and Tsunade was finally able to reluctantly be a normal person and return to live in his own home.
I didn't respond for a long time, and I took out the game console and sent a voice message to Tsunade, but I still didn't see a reply, is this not waking up yet?
Running the magic to destroy the internal parts of the door lock, Ye Kazuka pushed the door and walked straight to Tsunade's room. The blonde beauty really hadn't gotten up yet, and was lying on the bed in a bold posture in her pajamas, without the slightest alertness of the former ninja.
"Tsunade, wake up, it's your birthday." Ye Hehua shook his trumpet awake.
The blonde beauty was sleepy-eyed, rubbed her eyes, yawned, and complained, "Why do you get up so early, what time is it?" ”
Last night, I stayed up late playing games for one or two o'clock before going to bed, and Princess Tsunade's current schedule is seriously reversed.
"About six or seven o'clock, you wash up and put on makeup, and we'll go shopping." Ye Hehua returned to the living room, put breakfast on the table, took out the game console, brushed the batch station, and read at the starting point to pass the waiting time.
Tsunade then remembered that it was his birthday, stretched out and got up, and after some washing, changed into the cool summer outfit that he had prepared for a long time: flat sandals, super shorts, a white shirt, and a knot at the hem to show off a flat belly.
After being complained by Ye Hehua that she hadn't changed her clothes for 10,000 years, Tsunade suddenly woke up: yes, why do you wear the same set of clothes all the time when you are such a beautiful and moving beauty?
Then he embarked on a road of no return, sweeping the commercial street of Konoha every other day to buy the latest women's clothing. It doesn't have to be expensive, but if you like it, you will not let it go, and it's not easy to buy some clothes with a monthly income of three or four million?
By the way, there was a wave of clothing endorsements, and there were a lot of free clothes to wear. The latest clothing is not on the market yet, and the shops will send the clothes to them.
After a simple breakfast, Tsunade grabbed her boyfriend's arm and went out, the sun was a little dazzling, and she was a little unaccustomed to getting up so early suddenly.
"Where are we going to play today?" Tsunade blinked and asked.
Ye Hehua summed it up in his heart, shopping, eating, shopping and eating...... Shopping and eating, a woman can never refuse this temptation, at most one more to watch a movie, and said: "Let's go shopping first, there are a lot of people suddenly in Konoha, and it is a lot of excitement." ”
Tsunade pursed his lips and said that he was a good surprise, that's all? But he still nodded, his boyfriend was busy, and the dark circles under his eyes were boiled out, so he had to be considerate: "Okay, I have a lot of clothes and snacks in my fancy for you, you have to buy them all for me." ”
"Of course, today is your birthday and you are the biggest!"
……
Today is also an extraordinary day for Jiraiya, because it is the birthday of his old teammate and dream lover Tsunade.
After getting up, he changed into his favorite clothes every day, smeared the oil paint he wiped off yesterday on his face, and then rushed to the Hokage's office, Tsunade's exact location is not clear, and he has to ask the three generations to inquire.
"Bang!"
Jiraiya kicked open the office door and walked in: "Teacher, look who is back." ”
Ape Fei Ri is dealing with government affairs in the office: busy posting tasks and chatting in the official group, banning Asma by the way, updating personal news on the batch station, and posting some chicken soup such as "People who are more talented than you work harder than you, what reason do you have not to fight" and so on.
perfectly implements the Twitter governance policy of the great beauty and understanding of the king.
When he heard that the door was kicked open, he raised his eyes and saw that one of his most proud disciples was Jiraiya.
Ape Feiri looked happy, put down the game console in his hand, and greeted: "Even if you kid has a conscience, you still know that you came to visit me after returning to the village, when will you come back?" ”
In the past, Jilai had secretly returned to the village a few times, and each time he was discovered by the dark department and reported to him, he knew that his disciple had returned to Konoha. Could it be that the shadows are slacking off this time?
"I just came back yesterday, how is Konoha lately, Sensei?" I also said a pleasant greeting.
"The form is great, Konoha will be great again in my hands!" Ape Fei Ri said proudly, this is all his own political achievements, remembered something and said: "The middle ninja exam is coming, Konoha is mixed, Konoha is short of manpower, it's great that you can come back, how long do you plan to stay this time?" ”
Tool man +1, Konoha ninjas are the most of the five ninja villages, but the grand event of the middle ninja exam, no matter how many people there are, there are not enough, not all Konoha ninjas can devote themselves to security work, and daily tasks also need to be done.
"At least for a few months." Because Tsunade returned to the village, Jiraiya also glanced at the Hokage's desk, why didn't he see the crystal ball? "Teacher, help me see where Tsunade is." ”
The technique of the far glasses is not a secret between the two masters and apprentices, and Sarutobi only thinks that he also wants to surprise Tsunade suddenly, take out the crystal ball, and observe every street in Konoha.
After switching to the commercial street and finding two familiar backs, the crystal ball exploded. Ape Fei Ri frowned slightly, Tsunade should be with Ye Hehua, and only Ye Hehua can pass the treasure anti-detection.
"What's wrong, teacher, didn't find it?" Jiraiya asked, how could the crystal ball shatter with a bang?
"Found is found, Tsunade is now in the shopping street." Ape Feiri hesitated and vomited in his heart, not knowing how to tell his disciple about Ye Hehua: "It's just ......"
Before he finished speaking, Jiraiya rushed out of the Hokage's office, closed the door with a "bang", and ran towards the shopping street.
"Thank you, teacher!"
Ape Fei Ri slashed his heart with a "groan", and secretly said that he was going to suffer, and then took out the game console and sent a message to Tsunade: Zilai also returned to the village, now that he is looking for you, don't let him have a conflict with Mr. Ye!
However, because of today's birthday, Tsunade's game console turned on the DND mode and did not receive this message.
Jiraiya first went to the flower shop of the Yamanaka family to buy a bouquet of red roses representing love, and then kept looking for Tsunade on the street, and finally found a beautiful woman in hot clothes in front of a dried fruit shop.
Jiraiya wanted to go straight away, but it didn't feel right, and he didn't have that feeling of surprise, and after observing it, he found that Tsunade was walking this way from the other side of the street.
So he decided to hide in the corner, and then jumped in front of her after Tsunade came over, giving her a sudden surprise, and returning to Konoha for her birthday, maybe Tsunade was suddenly moved and accepted his pursuit?
Zilai also holds roses in his hand, and the old deer collides in his heart.
Ye Hehua walked out of the store and put all the more than a dozen kinds of dried fruits that he had selected in front of the boss: "That's all, the boss will take the trouble to calculate, and then help us wrap it." ”
Tsunade stepped forward again and grabbed her boyfriend's arm and snorted twice: "Don't think that there are only these things, I still like a lot, and I'm waiting for you today." ”
"Buy, buy!" After Ye Hehua settled the payment, threw all the bags into the king's treasure house, and suddenly asked, "Tsunade, do you feel like you're being spied on?" ”
Just now, Ape Fei Ri Slash must have used his far-sighted technique again, and he didn't dare to spy on himself, he should be looking at Tsunade.
"No, what's wrong?" Tsunade asked rhetorically, then pointed to a shop in front of him and said, "There are still things in that store that I have been fanciing for a long time, so let's go!" ”
Tsunade pulls her boyfriend forward, and if you don't bleed today, it's not over!
Jiraiya hid behind the corner, holding a rose in his hand, looking forward to it. What should I do next? Will she really be moved and agree to have a relationship with her?
Jiraiya's sense of hearing is very keen, even if the commercial street is noisy, you can still hear the footsteps in the distance, and the conversation of couples.
The smile suddenly froze, how come there is another man besides Tsunade's voice, and this voice is still a little familiar?
Delusion, it must be an illusion, an old woman with a bad personality like Tsunade, even if she has an angel face and a devil body, only she will pursue her.
It's a little closer, and this time I heard it more really, and it was indeed two voices. Maybe it's some ninja from Konoha and a junior, but shopping together doesn't mean anything.
When those two figures finally came into view, Zilai could no longer deceive himself. Tsunade took the man's arm intimately and buried the man's arm in the tower.
The interaction is intimate, flirting, like the appearance of a couple in a movie.
"Smack!"
The rose quietly slipped from her hand to the place, like a broken heart of Jiraiya. Tears slipped from the corners of his eyes unconsciously, it was strange, could it be that someone was cutting onions nearby?
I hate myself so much, and suddenly I became a fool who loves to cry, and I don't have a little bit of Konoha Sannin. This strong man has never cried since he became sensible, whether it is the second ninja world war or the third ninja world war, how many fellow ninjas have died in front of him.
I don't know who passed by, and without any literacy, the music was played, and unknown songs floated to the sky.
"I hid in the car
Champagne in hand
Want to give it to you
Birthday surprise
You get closer and closer
There are two voices
I was caught off guard
I had to hang it there
I should be under the car
It should not be in the car
See how sweet you are
So
I'm also more prone to death
Give me the courage to leave
He must love you very much
Compare me to me too
It only took a minute to break up
He must love you very much
than I will please you
Won't be as childish as I am
I'm sorry for you."