Chapter 288: Embarrassing Things to Play

A week in advance, Liu Guangju led the village cadres to inspect door to door. In fact, there is nothing to check, most people's houses have just been renovated last year, the courtyard has been specially hardened, and the hygiene is absolutely passable, even the toilet...... The previous urinals have been changed to water flushing, which is convenient and hygienic. In Liu Wuye's words, the current toilet is cleaner than the kitchen of the landlord's house in the old society.

The inspection in the village has little to do with Liu Junhao, what should he do here or what to do, anyway, he doesn't plan to let tourists stay. However, there are a lot of people in Zhang's mother and Zhang's father, but fortunately, their house is a warehouse and the room is enough.

Seeing that the time was not early, Liu Junhao was ready to cook dinner, but Pang Xu called over there. I thought it was a notice to let the two of them participate in the banquet, but who knew that as soon as the phone was connected, the goods shouted urgently: "Liu Junhao, the rivers and lakes are urgent, hurry up and prepare ten local chickens for me, and ten carp, I will go to Liujiagou to get them immediately." ”

"At this time...... Your family isn't even ready for a banquet, is it? Liu Junhao was puzzled when he heard it, this tomorrow is May Day. Listening to this person's tone, it seems that the chicken and fish have not been bought.

According to the rules of the countryside, the wedding banquet should have seven plates and eight bowls, three dishes, and four soup bowls. The old people often say that whether the banquet is good or not, just depends on whether the three dishes are thick or not. The three dishes are "chicken roe, fish, and a braised hoof", as long as the three dishes are good, the other dishes are so-so.

"Don't mention, my dad bought it on the chicken farm a long time ago, but after killing it, he realized that it didn't taste right. His uncle, didn't I tell you last time, we have a new paper mill in our town, the pollution is very serious, although the fish is fine, Xiaoli will not let it be used, his uncle, I am not in a hurry to re-purchase, it just so happens that you have a good taste there, prepare it for me......" This kid is probably angry, and he talked about his uncle in a row.

Listening to his babbling about a lot, Liu Junhao understood that his feelings were still the fault of the small paper mill. A small paper mill was opened at the entrance of the town, and the pollution was particularly serious, and every day when it was time to deflate, the whole street was stinking. Tightly sealing the windows had no effect, and the fish raised in several nearby fish ponds were even more distant. Because of this. Many people went to the town government to report it. But it didn't work at all, now that the economy is in charge, the town has not let the paper mill shut down in order to generate income, but has only let people compensate for the dead fish in a few nearby fish ponds.

"You wait, I'll prepare it right away." Seeing that the matter was urgent, he didn't talk much, hung up the phone and immediately went to his yard to catch chickens. As for the carp, I went directly to the stone lock and caught it, and when someone asked, they said that they had caught it from the backyard.

Previously, in order to add bait to the yellow eel, he threw a lot of small fish into it, but he didn't expect that many of them had escaped the killing of the yellow eel and began to grow slowly. It is said that there are no big fish in the shallow water, but the spring water is blessed with a unique growth environment, and those fish live comfortably and grow very quickly. Liu Junhao caught a few during the Chinese New Year last year, but there were still a lot of them. Now the total length is thirty or forty centimeters long, which is very suitable for banquets.

"Husband, what are you going to do?" I just prepared the fish, and I was chasing the local chickens all over the yard. Zhang Qian returned to the hospital.

"It's not Pang Xu who just called, saying that the things for the banquet were broken, and asked me to prepare a ...... for him."

He briefly described the matter, and his wife immediately glared and shouted: "The pollution is so serious, the town can go to the county to report it." ”

"This is a project introduced by the county." Liu Junhao shook his head and replied.

The two of them were busy for seven or eight minutes, and finally tied up the ten local chickens. Since then, there are only more than 30 local chickens left in his family. But it's nothing, anyway, there are still two hens in the nest, and it won't be long before the number will be restored.

"Liu Junhao, Liu Junhao, are you ready?" When he was about to enter the village, Pang Xu called again.

At the gate of the hospital, the car had not stopped steadily, and the goods had already jumped off the small pickup.

Several people put the chicken and fish into the rear car body, and he didn't sit long, and directly stuffed the money into Liu Junhao's hand, saying that it was the cost of the chicken and fish, and then he had to drive back.

"What are you doing, get this money back quickly." Liu Junhao hurriedly pushed it back.

"Dude, I don't want to give you money, but you have to collect this money, it's called wedding money, you know?" Pang Xu hurriedly put the money back on the table.

"Wedding money...... How did I not know? Liu Junhao was stupid for a while, he really didn't know what to say.

"It turns out that you also don't know, 'go out for three miles, the customs are very different', it's normal for you not to know. I'm leaving......" After the cargo finished speaking, he hurriedly jumped into the car and hurried back.

"By the way, do you want mushrooms and fungus?" Liu Junhao suddenly remembered that he had prepared a lot of dry goods, which he also needed to use when he got married.

"Don't" just finished answering. The car had driven up to 10 meters away.

Things happened one after another, and as soon as Pang Xu was sent away, Liu Guangju rushed over for the opening of a tourist line in the town.

Liujiagou, the county seat, and the urban area are not a straight line, but a triangular distribution. In the past, tourists to Liujiagou to play and take a bus must turn to the county seat to transfer, so that they have to walk more than seventy or eighty miles. Because of the problem of taking the car, many tourists are deeply inconvenienced, so it is suggested that Liujiagou open a direct train to the city, which can save nearly an hour.

suggested that Liu Junhao report to the village very early, Liu Guangju naturally supported this matter, and wrote materials and handed them to the township. But there has been no response, the reason here is very simple, the flow of tourists at that time was too small, the bus ran back and forth, I am afraid that the passengers' ticket money is not even enough for fuel.

With the increase of Liujiagou's fame, the number of tourists is increasing. As a result, the matter of the township and city direct train was also put on the agenda, and the trial operation began during the May Day period.

As soon as he heard that he would send a message notification on the Internet, Liu Junhao naturally nodded in agreement, tapped the content on the paper for a while, and then copied and pasted it into the group.

"Xiao Hao's typing speed is okay now" Liu Guangju watched him crack the keyboard, and his eyes suddenly became a little hot.

"Hehe, it's all practiced by chatting." Liu Junhao was quite embarrassed when he heard this. It seems that it is a bit of a waste to keep the computer at home. Usually, I haven't done anything other than opening an online store and chatting.

"Is this thing hard to learn, I'm going to buy one in the fall."

"What do you buy a computer for?" Liu Junhao was quite puzzled, he couldn't imagine that he was dozens of years old, and he was still ready to learn computers, and there was definitely two money to make a fuss.

"I can't catch up with fashion, didn't the great man say that you have to learn from old ...... when you live to be old," Liu Guangju exclaimed.

This man...... The spirit is quite strong.

Within two minutes, the replies in the group flashed, saying that it was a good thing to open a direct train, which was much more convenient. Even a few people who didn't plan to go to Liujiagou for May Day also sent messages saying that they were going to change their route to come over to play.

Zhang Qian heard that a special tourist line was going to be opened, so she hurriedly called her mother. The old lady will bring a group of sisters over tomorrow, and she was still worried about the transfer of the car, but now it is okay, the car will drive directly to the township.

The next day, the weather was fine, the two of them had breakfast, delivered the keys to Professor Zhao, and then rode an electric car to the town for a transfer.

This is also a holiday trip for the two. The breeze is cool all the way, and the wheat waves are rolling, which makes people feel good. But as soon as he entered Tianyang Town, the conductor shouted: "Come to the paper mill, and everyone sitting by the window should close the window." ”

As soon as he shouted, people began to close their windows, and several people began to talk about the pollution problem in the paper mill.

Liu Junhao originally thought they were making a big fuss, but soon felt a pungent smell enter his nostrils, making him hold his breath.

Anyway, it's not a long time, maybe two or three minutes.

got out of the car, and the two walked directly towards Pang Xu's house. When he was in high school, Liu Junhao went to Pang Xu's house several times, so he was familiar with the road.

Pang Xu was standing at the door to greet the guests, and when he saw the two of them, he smiled and invited them into the house to drink tea.

There were already more than 20 people sitting scattered in the room, all of them were people from their own doors, Liu Junhao didn't know anyone, and he felt bored after sitting for a while. Seeing that the time was still early, he told Pang Xu to pull his wife out for a walk.

Pang Xu's house is not far from the high school where they went to school, less than half a mile away, and Liu Junhao also wants to take his wife to see where he is studying.

In total, the history of Tianyang High School is relatively long, and it was built to commemorate a lieutenant general who died in the anti-Japanese battle here during the Republic of China. The school is not large, but it is not famous. Because there is an ancient city in it.

It is said to be an ancient city, small is unimaginable, only four zhang long, four zhang wide, less than 200 square meters, and it is about the same size as the small courtyard of a farmer's house.

Although the city is small, there are many battlements, arrow towers, lookouts and so on. Moreover, this city has a history of thousands of years, and according to legend, it was built by the order of Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty.

The local legend is that it was the last years of the new dynasty. The world was in turmoil, and Liu Xiu and his brother took advantage of the situation to raise troops. Soon Liu Xiu was defeated and chased by Wang Mang all the way, seeing that he was about to be overtaken, Liu Xiu had to bow to a big stone and said: "If I can escape today, I will definitely build a city here in the future." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the large stone showed a stone depression, just enough for a person to hide.

Wang Mang chased here and found that Liu Xiu had disappeared, so he hurriedly sent his subordinates to look around, but after looking for a long time, he couldn't find anyone, so he had no choice but to return.

When the pursuers retreated, Liu Xiu came out of the stone recess again.

After Liu Xiu became emperor, he remembered his original promise, so he ordered the allocation of silver taels to build a city with a length of 40 zhang and a width of 40 zhang here. It's a pity that the silver taels that built the city were exploited layer by layer, and when they arrived at the local level, there were less than 3,000 taels left, so the magistrate at that time built a small city with a length of four zhang and a width to deal with the matter.

It's the holiday season, and there are very few students in the school, and the old man who watched the gate heard that they were going to visit Sizhang City, so he let them go directly.

Liu Junhao climbed this city wall countless times when he was in school, so he didn't think it was very interesting, but Zhang Qian was very interested, and deliberately took out his mobile phone to let him take pictures.

took a few photos, and Zhang Qian wanted to find someone to help them take a group photo.

Liu Junhao turned his head and saw an old man walking next to him, so he wanted to step forward and ask him to help, but seeing that the person was waiting for him to walk in, he hurriedly turned around and walked back.

"Liu Junhao, is it Liu Junhao, don't you go?" The old man suddenly opened his mouth and shouted.

"Where are you hiding?" Zhang Qian looked at her husband's sneaky appearance and suddenly felt strange.

"Oh...... Whoever called me, it's Mr. Chai! Liu Junhao hurriedly stepped forward to say hello, his face was quite unnatural.

"I thought it was you from afar, and when I walked in, it was, haha, what are you hiding when you see me, and now I'm not your homeroom teacher again." The old man stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder with a smile.

"I didn't see it clearly just now, how could I hide when I saw the teacher, this is my daughter-in-law Zhang Qian, who is also a teacher" Liu Junhao hurriedly changed the topic.

"Oh, you're married now." Teacher Chai smiled and asked, "Where is Xiao Zhang teaching?" ”

"Teaching Primary School in Liujiagou"

"Liu Jiagou, you Liu Jiagou has been very famous recently, and it has become a model of rural tourism, and now the TV station is reporting on both ends for three days. I'm a good student, and I never called my teacher to play for a few days after graduation. ”

"Teacher Chai, look at what you said, didn't I come to you today?" Liu Junhao replied embarrassedly. After dropping out, this is the first time I've been to school.

"Just you, can you kid have this heart? I'm glad I run awkwardly when I ......"

"Look at what you said, Mr. Chai......" He became more and more sweaty.

"Hehe, you, and Pang Xu, I know too clearly. I have been teaching for half my life, and it is the first time I have met two talents. What do you say you do in school? Throwing a scrub into the public toilet scared the dean so much that he almost didn't pull his pants. And in my class, I dared to cook and eat at the back of the classroom...... You can cook a little quieter, you also use a rice cooker to make hot pot, and the whole classroom smells of sesame oil......"

"And this?" I used to hear Xu Xiaoli say that her husband was a strong man, and she didn't want to be so strong.

"There are a lot of smart things, in order to skip class, I deliberately brought a few packets of medicine to my office to ask for leave, but I opened the medicine and saw that there were calcium tablets and xylitol in it."

"That's not me, it's Pang Xu" Liu Junhao hurriedly corrected. He can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he screams bitterly in his heart: This old man, in front of my wife, you always have to save some face for me, no matter what, he is also a student you teach. Besides, Pang Xu also has a share in those things, so you can't fall on me alone.

Especially for the trick of pretending to be sick, in the past, as long as you took out the medicine bag, the teacher would definitely approve the leave. Who knew that Mr. Chai was so serious, he deliberately opened the medicine bag to check.

"It's always you who pretend to be sick and go to the temple fair, right?" Teacher Chai asked with a smile

"Hehe, wasn't it young and ignorant at that time." I didn't expect the old man to remember it so clearly, he didn't have the mind to take chances at all. There was a temple fair in the town that time, and he and Pang Xu heard that there was a county song and dance troupe performance, and they were about to sneak out of the classroom to watch it. Who knew that as soon as he walked out of the door, he saw several teachers coming towards him, including Mr. Chai and the two of them were so frightened that they hurriedly walked back.

I didn't take two steps before I was caught up and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

"I have a headache and want to see a doctor in the town health center."

"Then why don't you go?"

"I just got out of school, and my head doesn't hurt anymore."

At that time, several teachers heard this answer and almost fainted en masse. Afterwards, it was said that the fourth class produced talents.

The old man talked a lot, and finally changed the topic and said: "There are still many things, I won't talk about you today, by the way, you are attending Pang Xu's wedding, right?" ”

"Hmm" Hearing that the old man would no longer pursue it, Liu Junhao hurriedly nodded.

"Let's go, let's go together, I'm going to drink at noon."

"What?" He was dumbfounded, and estimated that he would be counted down at noon.

Pang Xu, this kid is really good, please don't say hello in advance to Mr. Chai