Chapter 289: Drink water

When it comes to the students who are not mixed well, his face as a teacher is also not bright. Along the way, Mr. Chai naturally asked Liu Junhao in detail. After listening to his experience, the old man was amazed, and even said that you are a crooked person, and you are really not bright in the east and bright in the west.

Crooked talents...... It doesn't sound like a compliment. If I am a good person to get rich through labor, if I change people, I will naturally have to refute it. It's just that his teacher said this, and Liu Junhao really can't say anything. When he was in school, Mr. Chai didn't treat him and Pang Xu very much, but now that he thinks about it, he hates the teachings that iron does not become steel, so Liu Junhao still respects this old man.

Pang Xu's family has many relatives, his father and brothers are four, and his relatives and friends are together, and in the end, ten tables of banquets are enough to sit.

Although the banquet was sumptuous, the food was very average. treats a gluttonous person like Liu Junhao, who is raised by his mouth, can only give a passing grade.

However, when the chicken was brought out, it aroused everyone's interest, and they all said that the chicken was big, and after eating, they praised it vigorously, and even praised the chef for making authentic dishes. Liu Junhao was a little proud when he heard this. "Produced by the Liu family's compound, it must be a high-quality product" It seems that his local chicken is popular everywhere.

The next fish is even more praised, and they have asked which reservoir this fish was caught from, and there is absolutely no such good fish in the town.

According to the practice of rural banquets, there must be a chaperone at each table, and the first condition for accompaniment is to be able to drink. The guest at this table is called Pang Sheng, the child of Pang Xu's second uncle, only one year younger than Liu Junhao. When he was in school before, this person often followed him and Pang Xu blindly, so he was also very familiar with Liu Junhao. Pang Sheng was clear about the things here, and said with a smile: "The king of fish farming is in front of you, it is my brother Xiaohao, Liu Jiagou." The yellow eels he raised are famous all over the city, and many people in the city drive here to buy them. And the local chicken from earlier was also pulled by my brother yesterday afternoon. ”

Hearing him say this, Liu Junhao immediately became the focus of the banquet, and asked about the conditions for raising yellow eels one by one, and some people said that they would go to Liujiagou to learn from them in a few days.

After the three dishes were served, a bowl of water was served.

"Come on...... Let's go," Pang Sheng stretched out his spoon to greet everyone.

Because there is a soup bowl in the middle of the three dishes, each person is accompanied by a pair of chopsticks, a small porcelain plate and a spoon. The porcelain dish and spoon were used to drink the soup. The next dish should be served with dessert, so it is necessary to clean the grease stains on the spoon, and this bowl of water is served for people to wash the spoon.

A few people had just put the spoon in and stirred it, and someone over there had already scooped a spoonful of water into their mouths, and then shouted with a puzzled face: "What kind of soup is this, why doesn't it taste when you drink it?" ”

"This ......" The table was stunned.

Although Pang Sheng has accompanied the banquet a few times, it is the first time he has encountered this situation, and he doesn't know how to explain it to the visitor: it is not soup, it is water that makes people clean the dishes. If it is pointed out immediately. The guest will definitely feel faceless, and then there will be embarrassment.

"Why don't you drink it?" Seeing a table of people looking at him with strange faces, the person felt even more strange, and didn't know what was wrong with him.

"Come on...... Let's all drink" Liu Junhao saw that this kid couldn't stand the situation, so he had to quietly push Pang Sheng with his arm, and then reached out and scooped a spoonful of water into his mouth.

"Hmm...... Hurry up, everyone while it's hot. Pang Sheng also reacted and put the spoon into the big bowl.

At this time, the rest of the people understood and picked up the spoon one after another.

All of a sudden, the spoon was tumbling on the banquet, and the atmosphere was extremely "warm".

Within two minutes, a large bowl of water was eaten by everyone.

After the banquet, it was almost afternoon...

The two were worried about Zhang Qian's father, so they didn't stay long, and directly said hello to Pang Xu and prepared to take the car back.

At noon, the goods were flushed with red faces, and they staggered to their feet to see them off. Liu Junhao hurriedly asked him to stop, they were all acquaintances, and there was no need for these false courtesies.

Sitting in the car, as soon as Liu Junhao told everyone at the wine table about drinking water, Zhang Qian lay in his arms and laughed non-stop. In the end, he nodded again and again: "No wonder that high school teacher said that you are doing everything in business, and everything is crooked, and you are really crooked." ”

"Your husband and I are called anxious, okay" He was quite proud of his actions, and afterwards Pang Sheng's kid thanked himself vigorously.

"How old is that man?" Zhang Qian stopped laughing and asked.

"What's wrong with being in your thirties?"

"Then I must have experienced a lot of scenes, how can it be the same as not going through a banquet?" Zhang Qian asked suspiciously.

"I haven't heard Pang Xu's kid say, 'When you go out for three miles, the customs are very different', and there are no desserts at the banquet in some places, so it's normal to not know." Liu Junhao understands this. Because of the different customs, there are many jokes.

rushed to the town by car, and the two did not sit at the terminal, but got off directly at Lao Guo's beef stall.

As soon as they came down, the panther panther pounced excitedly and wagged its tail at them.

"I said why does this guy squat here all day and don't go home, the feeling is that he recognizes your electric car." Lao Guo exclaimed with a little emotion.

"Hehe, it's all familiar." Liu Junhao smiled and patted the panther on the head. This guy now regards Liujiagou as his second home, and he always has to go to live with him every once in a while. Every time Zhao Guangming couldn't find the black panther, he would immediately call Liujiagou.

The same goes for Xiaopi, as long as he sees Liu Junhao pushing an electric car on the street, that guy will follow up. Today it wanted to follow again, but was scolded back by Zhang Qian.

After talking to Lao Guo for a while, the two rode home.

"I'm finally home, so let's have a good environment here." Zhang Qian sat behind the electric car and pulled the back of her husband's clothes with her hand and sighed. There is a comparison to distinguish, after seeing the environment near Pang Xu's house, she really feels the benefits of Liu Jiagou. The mountains and rivers are beautiful, life is comfortable, and people and nature live in harmony. No wonder Xu Xiaoli often sighs. It is said that Pang Xu's family is half as good as Liu Jiagou's side, and she also plans to take root in the countryside for the rest of her life.

I had just driven a few miles when suddenly there was a "scratching" bird cry overhead.

"Our Qingzhuang is greeting us." Zhang Qian excitedly pointed to the big bird in mid-air and shouted.

"Isn't it, you can see it so high?" Liu Junhao was a little suspicious of her eyes. Since the family raised Qingzhuang, as long as my wife sees this bird in the wild, she thinks it is her own.

"Of course, I can see it clearly, I don't believe you whistle and see"

"I'll try" Liu Junhao naturally didn't believe her words, his mouth sucked, his tongue curled slightly, and a sharp whistle came out of his mouth. Previously, Mr. Chai said that he was crooked, and he was really right. Liu Junhao's whistle is quite amazing, blowing with his mouth alone, bending his index finger into his mouth, crossing his two middle fingers, closing his hands into an urn, etc., he is a disciple.

When whistles were popular to tease girls, many people worshipped him as a teacher. Of course, because of the whistle, he was not less reprimanded by the teacher.

"Scratch" Qingzhuang in the sky also shouted in harmony, and then fluttered their wings and fell.

Really...... I didn't expect these guys to run off-road.

When I arrived at the entrance of the village, I saw Xiao Pi Shou waiting there from a distance. After not taking two steps, Goku jumped down from a nearby tree and stopped in the middle of the road.

As soon as Liu Junhao stopped the electric car, the guy immediately squeaked and jumped into the basket in front of the car.

"Our animals are smart, and they know to come out to greet their masters so far away." Zhang Qian stroked Wukong's head and shouted.

"You're just clever. Xiaopi may have come over specifically, and Wukong and the group of Qingzhuang were definitely bumping. Liu Junhao said in a questioning tone. Macular skin is indeed a bit evil, the last time I came back from the city, just got out of the car, that guy was already waiting at the door of the car. As for Qingzhuang and the monkey, it seems that they do not have this special function.

Sure enough, the mystery was quickly revealed, and several little guys stood not far away and waved at them and shouted: "Uncle, aunt (Uncle Liu, Aunt Zhang), you are back!"

"Why do you run here to play in the water, hurry up and come back to me" I saw the four of them beating tiles by the pond. Zhang Qian hurriedly called them to his side.

"You just called and said you're almost in town, grandma asked us to come over and see if you came back"

"Uncle Liu, your little swallow has hatched" At this time, Xiao Haoyu hurriedly reported the good news.

"Really?" Zhang Qian was also quite excited when she heard that Xiaoyan had hatched. To say, she didn't worry much about this litter of little guys. Since the last time there was a sparrow nest seizure, Zhang Qian had to explain to her husband once every time she went to school, so that he could pay more attention when he was fine, and don't let the sparrow throw away the swallow eggs again.

"Well," Xiao Tongtong nodded, and then sued Diao: "Wukong wanted to steal Little Swallow, and we drove him away......"

"Squeak ......" The monkey didn't know whether he understood or not, but he just bared his teeth and barked at the little girl.

Hearing the sound of talking outside, people in the courtyard poured out.

Sweat...... That's a lot of troops. Zhang Qian's parents, her brother and sister-in-law, and the old ladies who came to travel. After all, there are nearly twenty people in the courtyard.

Although both of them were a little tired, they still greeted each other with a smile. Fortunately, the old ladies did not stay in the courtyard for long, and after a while they got up and went to the big weir pond to watch the fishing. This year's fishing tournament is a little more lively than last year's, the number of people has more than doubled, and the entire weir pond shore is almost completely enclosed.

After drinking a cup of herbal tea, Zhang Qian rushed to take a camera to take pictures of Xiaoyan who had just come out of the nest. She had already planned to take pictures of the growth process of the little swallows, and when she had time to wash out the photos for the students in the class to see.

The ladder was helped to the wall, and the monkey was in a hurry more than anyone else, and he staggered to the top. But as soon as it went up, the old swallow who guarded the nest screamed, and did not give face at all.

"Wukong down" With the master's reprimand, it had to jump off in frustration. This guy and the swallow have a conflict, and people are not interested in it at all.

Driving the monkey down, Zhang Qian cautiously climbed the ladder again. The swallow did not drive away this time, but just squatted on the edge of the nest and flapped its wings, as if to show off its child to her.

"This Xiaoyan is not afraid of people?" Zhang's mother asked with great interest.

"Well, Xiaoqian often catches grasshoppers and green worms to feed them when she gets out of school, and they are all cooked," Liu Junhao replied in a low voice. To say, this swallow is more affectionate to his wife than to himself.

"You can raise everything in this yard. It's really rare, what's the trick? Brother Zhang Qian also sighed. To say that he has completely convinced this brother-in-law now, such a small yard can be run so famously.

These monkeys, Qingzhuang, otters, etc., watching them play freely in the courtyard always make people a little envious.

"It's nothing, it's ripe when you raise it." Liu Junhao snorted, he knew in his heart that most of the reason why those guys got acquainted in the courtyard so quickly was due to the spring water. Of course, there is also part of personal charm, he found that he and his wife are particularly animalistic.

After breakfast the next day, several little guys were clamoring to go to the village to participate in a fishing competition, and Zhang Qian's brother and sister-in-law also showed that they wanted to go.

"Take Baoyu and Daiyu with you when you go, they are good at catching fish, and with their help, it is easy to get a fishing champion." Liu Junhao smiled and opened his mouth to suggest.

"Baoyu and Daiyu?" Several people were blindsided for a moment, not knowing who he was talking about.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, it's those two otters" Zhang Qian couldn't help but laugh to uncover the mystery. When the otter was first caught, the two of them came up with a name. Liu Junhao, according to the convention that the names of our animals come from the four famous books, named the big otter Jia Baoyu, and the small one Lin Daiyu.

Zhang Qian didn't agree with anything, and said that these two names were inappropriate. But let her think, there was no suitable one, and in the end, "Jia Baoyu" and "Lin Daiyu" became the temporary names of otters.

"This name is given, your flower cat simply changed its name to Timely Rain Song Gongming." Dad Zhang heard those two names, and he also had a rare fun.

"I'm going to drive the otters out," Xiao Jianhui heard that the otters were able to catch fish.

"Don't move, let your uncle get it" Zhang Qian stepped forward to pull him back. This otter is different from other animals, it is particularly ferocious, except for being familiar with Liu Junhao, it does not bite when it comes to itself. As soon as the others got close to the cave, the two guys would scream and threaten.

"Baoyu, Daiyu, come out quickly" Liu Junhao called a few times to the entrance of the cave, and the two guys stuck their heads out of the water.

In fact, otters can walk on the shore, but their movements are too clumsy, and Liu Junhao has reached out to grab them in order to save time, and has already lifted these two slick guys into the ditch outside the door.

Several people walked on the shore, and the otters followed closely in the water. The ditch went all the way into the weir pond, and he didn't need to do it a second time