Star-Lord wakes up to find himself standing in a golden hall with a kind old man in front of him.

He got up from the ground one by one, took out his twin guns and said, "Uncle, who are you, were you also captured by those alien monsters?" ”

The old man shook his head: "No, I'm one of those alien monsters in your mouth!" ”

Star-Lord froze for a moment, and then fired wildly without hesitation in the next second.

He is a cosmic pirate, never a good man or a woman, an old man suddenly appeared on an alien planet strangely, and claimed to be an alien monster, either with a sick brain or uneasy and kind. And Yongdu told him that the most terrifying thing in this universe are people with sick brains and people who are uneasy and kind, because they can suddenly stab you one or several times without connecting the context, so in the face of this kind of person, don't break your mouth, kill first and then find the answer.

Star-Lord had always done this, and this time was no exception, and his continuous shooting really allowed him to find the answer, because the beams fired by the energy pistol were all blocked by the kind old man with blue energy, and they were firmly fixed in the air.

No one knew the power of his pistol better than Star-Lord, and he was sure that this man was a monster, if not an alien monster.

"Kid, you're so nervous." The old man waved his hand to lightly disperse the beam of the energy pistol, and said with a smile: "I know that my appearance is very abrupt, and I also know that some of my doppelganger looks are not quite in line with the public's aesthetics, but what I want to say is that I have no malice, not even the slightest malice." Of course, you can be suspicious of this, and you can also be wary of my behavior, as long as it can reassure you, I will be wronged a little, and there will be absolutely no complaints! ”

Star-Lord was stunned, took a step back with his pistol and said, "The last one who was so considerate to me was Martin Jr., because he was a salesman, and he wanted me to be as amiable as you just now when he bought three years of radium pudding, but unfortunately, I still refused, I kicked him off my spaceship, and let him float in the universe for three weeks!" ”

The old man became interested and asked curiously, "Why did you refuse?" ”

"Because radium is highly toxic to humans, just eating one gram can kill me hundreds of times, I have to be crazy to buy three years of radium patches...... Oh, maybe you don't know what a human being is, do you need me to explain it to you? ”

"There's no need for that." The old man said: "I know the earthlings very well, both externally and internally. ”

Star-Lord was stunned: "So you've been to Earth?" ”

The old man nodded: "Of course I have been." I won't forget, it was thirty-five years ago. I went to the beautiful Telan, and met an equally beautiful woman on it, lively and gentle, intelligent and kind, and could you believe it, she could name every song on the radio. I couldn't help but fall in love, and so did she, and then one day she told me that she was pregnant. We were so happy that we even bribed the doctors at the hospital to check the sex of the fetus in advance with an X-ray. I was lucky that it was a boy, and she was very happy, and on the way home she was thinking of a name for the boy, and when she got home, she took my hand and said to me with a happy face, she had decided, and the child's name was Peter. ”

Star-Lord was dumbfounded and muttered, "That kid...... Same name as me? ”

The old man stepped forward, pressed Star-Lord's shoulder tightly, and said with tears in his eyes: "You don't have the same name as that child, you are that child." Peter, I am your real father, and I have been looking for you for thirty-four years! ”

"Wait, wait! Whose father do you say you are? "Star-Lord is an old fritter in the universe, and he has been deceived more times than others, of course, it is impossible for him to believe whatever the other party says. He broke away from the old man's hand and asked cautiously, "You said that you are my father, what evidence do you have?" ”

The old man was not ambiguous, and said directly: "In 1979, in Colorado, USA, your mother's name is Meredith Quier, she is a waitress in a restaurant, her favorite color is orange, and her favorite song is Awesome Mix Vol. 1. ”

Undoubtedly, Star-Lord's mother. But Star-Lord was hesitating, and even he didn't know what he was hesitating about.

"It's not enough, it's far from telling. Maybe, maybe you've looked into me? ”

Even Star-Lord himself didn't believe this, he was a ordinary Earth woman, and he was also an Earth Bear kid who didn't know anything about farts back then, so did people have to go through the trouble to investigate themselves?

"You still don't want to admit it? It doesn't matter, I have more direct evidence! The old man said, his body glowing blue, and almost at the same time, Star-Lord's body also glowed with the same color of light, the same as the old man's body.

Without waiting for Star-Lord's surprise to end, the old man strode forward, hugged Star-Lord tightly, and said in a trembling voice, "If it's not father and son, how can there be exactly the same energy?" The two of us are like carved out of a mold, I am your father, there is no need to doubt it! ”

Star-Lord didn't know how to respond, he only knew that the other party's hug was extremely warm, since he was a child, no one had ever given him such a hug, her mother had been sick since he could remember, and Yongdu would be merciful if he didn't beat him, let alone hug him.

After hesitating for a moment, Star-Lord slowly raised his hand, and finally hugged the old man as well.

The old man burst into tears and began to cry.

Star-Lord was moved and embarrassed at the same time, and said in an unobtrusive manner as always: "What are you crying on this happy day when father and son recognize each other?" ”

The old man didn't mind, wiped his tears and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I shouldn't cry, I should laugh." Sorry kid, I'm probably too excited, after all, I've been separated from you for thirty-four years, and you can understand the feeling, right? ”

Star-Lord scratched his head, "It doesn't matter, I'm not that stingy. ”

The old man smiled: "You are as kind as your mother. By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Igo, and I should belong to aliens in the culture of the earth, but to be more precise, I am a planetary lifeform, and in layman's terms, I am a god! ”

"Igo? I thought my dad's name would be a little more stylish. Star-Lord muttered, then asked in hindsight, "Celestials?" Are you kidding? And what are the planetary lifeforms, why did you chase me with those crooked alien monsters just now, and you seem to have killed one of my ...... just now? Friend! ”

"Well, you still love to ask questions as much as your mother, but it's a good sign, a testament to wisdom. But you have a lot of questions, and I have to answer them one by one. Igo reached out to the ground, and the dirt and sand coalesced to turn into a green two-seater, which Star-Lord touched, a real cotton cloth and not some kind of obscurator.

"It's unreasonable that even the material has changed, how did you do that?"

"Actually, you can do it too."

Star-Lord was taken aback: "Can I too?" ”

"Of course, you are my son, and you have naturally inherited my strength, and you can do everything I can do." After Igo finished speaking, he added: "Of course, this requires practice, but don't worry, it's not much more difficult than baseball, and I'll teach you by hand, just like other fathers play with their children and lose balls!" ”

Speaking of this, Star-Lord was a little upset: "Before I was nine years old, I wished that a father would play a game of losing the ball with me, but where were you at that time?" ”

"I'm sorry, kid, I'm really sorry." Igo said: "At that time, my body was in danger, and I had to return here to protect myself, so I was forced to leave your mother, and even more so you. ”

Star-Lord keenly grasped one word: "Ontology? So what are you like now? ”

"It's a clone created with the unique energy of our Celestial Clan, and I project my consciousness on this body to talk to you." Igo blinked, "Remember, I said I'm a planetary lifeform." ”

"Yes, you did." Star-Lord asked, "But you didn't say what exactly a planetary life is!" ”

"It was my negligence, but it's easy to answer the question." Igo stomped his feet and said, "It's very simple, a planetary life form is a planet with life, and I am actually the planet under your feet." ”

"Walter?" Star-Lord was almost amused: "Planets are nothing but earth and stones, how can they have life?" ”

Igo smiled and didn't refute, but simply said two words: "Earthquake." ”

The earth rumbled and shook.

"Thunder!"

Bursts of thunder rang out of the window.

"It's raining!"

Rainwater poured in through the cracks in the door.

"Sunny!"

The bright light pierced the dark clouds in an instant, shining through the skylight and shining on Star-Lord's cute face.

Igo spread his hands: "If I'm not a planet, why can I control everything on this planet?" ”

Star-Lord was tempted to say it was a weather controller or something, but reason told him it wasn't.

The principle of the weather controller is simple, but the energy required is too great to match the reward, so it has always been a thing that exists on paper, not even the top civilizations like Nova and Kerry, let alone the lonely old shoehorn in front of him.

To put it simply, the cost of using a weather controller to cheat is too high, and Star-Lord has nothing to offer, and he feels that he is not worthy of that price.

"Well, I can accept that my father is a ball...... Uh, I mean planets. But what about the gods you just mentioned? ”

"I'm glad you asked the key, it's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short." Igo reminisced for a moment and began, "When I was born, the universe was still very deserted. At that time, I was surrounded by all kinds of hot star clusters and wandering stars, and there was no life at all, and it was only after a long time that I discovered the concept of 'I am life'. Then, in order not to be torn apart by the deranged gravitational currents and black holes in the universe, I began to arm myself. I used my energy to capture the rocks and clods of earth that passed by and wrapped them in layers, and this process lasted about eighty to a million years, and eventually I became a planet. ”

"Once I've solved the problem of survival, I've had more energy to spare. Unable to stand the loneliness, I began to explore the universe. I made clones out of earth and water, wrapped them in rocks, and launched them into space with internal pressure. Most of them were destroyed by collisions with wandering stars, but a small number of them made it to other planets. For a long time, I relied on this primitive method for exploration, and after about a million years, I explored seventy-seven galaxies around me, but without exception, I found no signs of life. ”

"I was pessimistic for a while, thinking that I was really the only one in the universe, and that I was going to be alone for the rest of my life, but in the third million years, I finally found new life on a planet full of oceans. They have blue skin, no nose but long gills, and webbed fingers between them, as this helps them move better in the water. They were surprised and then frightened when they saw me, but with my unremitting efforts, we finally managed to resolve the misunderstanding and eventually became good friends. Those little blue people were hospitable, they brought me the best food, and I built a huge house for them to live in with my divine powers, and we sang and danced in Starlight, and I lived on that planet for ten years. ”

"Finally found a friend, you are no longer lonely, you must have felt very happy at that time, right?" Star-Lord asked.

"Yes, I am happy. At least in the beginning, I was happy. Igo sighed and continued, "But until one day, all that happiness turned into disappointment. ”

Star-Lord wondered, "What happened?" ”

"Death!" Igo replied, "The patriarch of the little blue man, the first life I saw, he died. It's not war, it's not disease, it's just old age. I don't understand why I was fine yesterday and will never move again today. So I waited another ten years, and this time all my friends died, and I realized that their lifespan was limited, and that they only had a short life span of fifteen to twenty years. ”

"I'm sorry." Star-Lord comforted: "But a bastard told me that the meaning of life is not in the length of life, but in the content, they have met you, and they have gone through a rich and wonderful life, and even if they die, they must die as they deserve." ”

But Igo surprisingly denied this claim. He shook his head and said, "No, Peter, you are completely wrong. I don't know who told you this fallacy, but what I'm saying is that the meaning of life is in its length, and that a life that is too short is not worthy of being called life, because they simply don't have enough time to contribute anything to the universe. After witnessing the death of my friends one by one, I finally understood one thing, I didn't find a new life at all, those little blue people didn't count as lives at all, I was still lonely, still alone. But I was conscious and thoughtful, I had a desire to communicate, and I missed the days with my friends, so instead of giving up on finding a new life, I became more enthusiastic. ”

"I created tens of thousands of doppelgangers at once, released them into the universe like spores, and this search was unprecedented in scale and lasted for no other time, for 10 million years, I spent 10 million years searching for life like me, real life, but I failed. There are countless planets in the universe, but none of them have the same consciousness as I do. I was desperate, I began to wander the universe aimlessly, squandering my infinite life, during this time, those things like the little blue people began to appear in the universe in a blowout, and I also went to the city they founded, but this time I just watched from the sidelines, because I knew that they would die in the blink of an eye, and it was not worth my slightest affection. ”

"I thought I'd be alone for the rest of my life, until I saw the process of giving birth to cubs, and then I realized." Igo's eyes lit up, and he opened his big hand and said, "The same kind is not born out of thin air, it is created because it is made. I'm a fool to wait for my kind to be born, and I should have taken the initiative. There is no kind, I create the same kind, there are countless planets in the universe, they are all excellent embryos, just waiting for me to water! ”

After listening to his father's past and present life, Star-Lord smashed his mouth, scratched his head and said, "No, you still peeked at what people did?" The thorn is not exciting, and there are not many postures? ”

Stabbing you big-headed ghost, isn't there something wrong with your little rabbit's attention?

Igo felt mentally polluted, the kind of thief who was serious.