Chapter 296: Lust Batch Father and Son
As mentioned earlier, Star-Lord is a cosmic pirate, an out-and-out villain and a lawbreaker, and he doesn't have any cultural literacy to talk about at all, so Igo's tirade may be shocking to others, but for Star-Lord, it's just one word: My dad really follows me, and he is also a broken mouth
In Star-Lord's view, what is life that has a chicken relationship with him, and creating life has a chicken relationship with him, so Igo's unreasonable view of divine life not only did not impact Star-Lord in the slightest, but Star-Lord's lustful outlook on life also affected Igo a lot.
It doesn't make sense, I'm not an old pervert, but why is my son an old pervert?
Just like the crow doesn't think he's black, and Igo, who is in the whole universe, doesn't feel like he's a pervert, he can't understand Star-Lord's brain circuit, so he simply doesn't understand it, anyway, in his opinion, his son should listen to himself, it doesn't matter what he thinks, he just needs to do it according to his own arrangement.
Since words alone could not impress this rabbit cub, Igo simply let him see it with his own eyes.
I saw that Igo stretched out two fingers and pressed them on Star-Lord's forehead, and through the planetary energy, his tens of millions of years of experience were directly presented to Star-Lord's mind.
After all, even Tony can make a mimicry system that directly acts on the human brain, and Igo, who calls himself a god, can naturally do it.
It is even said that because there is also planetary energy in the body, the effect of this projection on Star-Lord is also more realistic.
As if it was a dream that Lu Dongbin experienced, Star-Lord also entered a similar "dream", and Lu Dongbin was still a human in the dream, but Star-Lord became a ball in the dream.
Planets, to be exact.
What Igo presents to him is his own perspective, which allows Star-Lord to put aside his physical mortal womb and truly re-look at everything in the universe as a planetary lifeform.
In his dreams, Star-Lord swims among the energetic particles ejected by the stars and dances to the rhythmic vibrations of gravitational waves, witnessing the birth and death of planets and the burning and extinguishing of the sun.
Star-Lord's eyes were covered in blue light, and he raised his head and said in a trembling tone of excitement and awe, "I, I see, eternity! ”
Igo smiled.
That's right, it's eternal.
Of course, this eternity is not an eternal god in the Marvel Comics universe, but a simple concept.
Planetary lifeforms live as long as the universe, and for mortals, Igo's existence is eternal.
And putting aside narrow racial prejudices, planetary life forms are indeed much more advanced than regular lifeforms, and Iago's self-proclaimed god is indeed justified. Because of this, Igo gave up being friends with regular life, for the simple reason that humans don't want to be friends with a maggot.
This is not disparagement or sarcasm, but the reality of the situation.
Conventional life is very simple and primitive compared to life on the planet, just as humans would define maggots as insectaceous invertebrates, Igo also divides conventional life and himself into two different species.
To put it simply, one is life, and one is not life.
It's not that Igo is arrogant, it's a biological instinct. Just as human scientists stubbornly believe that water is needed for life, Igo also stubbornly believes that the meaning of life lies in the length of time it lives.
Something like him that can be eternal is life; If you can't, then you won't!
Maybe it's a bit arbitrary and unreasonable, but the life that human civilization has discovered so far is indeed inseparable from water, and you can't find an example that you don't need water, so the essence of life is water, so you can only pinch your nose and agree with this theory! (So don't talk about my water anymore, it's the essence!) )
It's the same with Igo, he's even more direct. There are still people in human civilization who chirp crookedly and contradict, but he Igo is a lonely Igo, and no one questions his theory at all!
So Igo went all the way to the dark, he defined all life except for life on the planet as non-life, and then launched a protracted "Great Plan!" ”
"I think you should understand my disappointment with those things by now." Igo patted Star-Lord on the shoulder: "You and I are different, we were born with a mission, that is, to spread the seeds of life throughout the universe!" ”
Rao, who is unlearned and unskilled, is also intoxicated by the shock just now and can't extricate himself, surrendering to this mission that was suddenly imposed on him.
This is not to blame him, people need a sense of mission, but also a sense of honor, because everyone is eager to return to their hometown, they are eager to become famous, at best, they are eager to prove themselves, prove their worth, and prove the meaning of their existence.
Star-Lord lived in ignorance for the first half of his life, but he didn't want the rest of his life to be like this, and now there was a ready-made great mission in front of him, of course he wanted to say that it was really fragrant!
"What should I do?" Star-Lord asked excitedly with a hint of concern, "Or, can I do it well?" ”
"Don't worry, kid, I've done most of the work, and of course, your strength is essential." Igo smiled with relief and said, "In order to let you better understand this plan, I may have to say a few more words, are you tired, do you need to take a break?" ”
I took off my pants and you suddenly had to take an intermission, who could stand it.
Star-Lord hurriedly shook his head: "I'm excited to kill a cow now, you can talk at length, yawn and count me as losing!" ”
"Haha, you're exactly like me when I was younger, and you're always full of energy, and your mother's favorite is me." Igo unconsciously reveals the true nature of his old pervert, and then goes on to say his plans for an even older pervert.
"After understanding the mission given to me by the universe, I began this plan. Peter, you should understand that reproduction is the building block that makes up life, so I started wandering around the universe, leaving my own energy essence as a seed on the chosen planet. That seed will take root on the surface of the planet, and on the surface it looks like a beautiful little flower, but in fact, its root system is constantly advancing towards the interior of the planet, and finally reaches the center of the earth, wrapping around the core of the planet, and injecting my essence directly into it, so that I can awaken the consciousness of the planet, create a planetary lifeform, and create a kindred that truly belongs to me! ”
Star-Lord didn't understand at all, but he nodded without pretending to understand: "Well, I already understand it all, your plan is perfect, but why haven't you implemented it yet?" ”
Unaware that his son was mentally retarded, Igo sighed and said, "Because there are two crucial points in this plan. ”
"Which two?"
"One, time; Second, strength. "Planting the seeds is the first step, waiting for the root system to spread is the second step, and root spread doesn't happen overnight, it takes time," Igo explains. At this stage, I have to make sure that the flower of life is not discovered by the natives of the planet. ”
Star-Lord wondered, "Why?" ”
"Because the Flower of Life is formed from my energy essence, it contains a huge amount of energy, and once it is discovered by the natives of the planet, they will definitely find a way to take it for themselves, which will destroy my plans. I left you and your mother back then, and it was also because a group of robbers coveted my power and invaded my body, so I had no choice but to return to defense, causing the separation between our father and son. ”
Star-Lord drew his twin guns and said viciously, "Now that I have me, that kind of thing will never happen again, I will shoot anyone who dares to hurt you into a hornet's nest, and I will do what I say!" ”
Touched by this, Igo gave Star-Lord another hug, and then he wiped his tears as he said, "Thank you, Peter, it's great that you're my son." But don't let hatred blind your mind, because that will obscure wisdom. The feud with the robbers is only fleeting, and as long as my plan succeeds, none of them will be able to escape. ”
Star-Lord asked curiously, "Why do you say that?" Are you going to take the newborn people to form a group to destroy the people? ”
"Haha, that's a good idea, but it doesn't really need to be that much trouble." Igo said with a smile: "Actually, the awakening of planetary consciousness is not instantaneous, the flower of life will extract energy from the star core to create a special substance, which will eventually flood the earth, wrap the entire planet, and turn it into a cocoon. In the process, everything on the planet is killed, whether animals or plants, and the robbers are no exception. ”
"Kill everyone?" Star-Lord was startled and hesitated, "It's not good to do this, why do you want to do it?" There's no need at all! ”
"Of course it is necessary!" Igo said categorically: "Even if those things are not alive, their immune system will attack and kill any foreign objects that enter the body, and our planetary life forms are no exception, for us, those natives in our bodies are bacteria, viruses, the culprits that damage our health, and things that must be eliminated!" In this way, do you still feel unnecessary? ”
Star-Lord was speechless, even he didn't like a bunch of fleas living on his body. But he still hesitated, and said in embarrassment: "But killing people for no reason is always too much." ”
"Child, you have lived with those things for too long, so you can't change your mind for a while, I don't blame you, and even I am glad for your kindness and kindness." Igo said and then changed his voice: "But what I want to tell you is that those things are not people, nor are they lives, and you don't need to feel any guilt or anxiety when you kill them. They are a bunch of moving flesh and blood, a bunch of organic matter that gathers together, and killing organic matter is neither against the law nor against morality, just like the miners, when they are mining minerals and digging through the mountain, do they think about whether the stone will hurt? No! So you don't have to think about whether a piece of meat hurts or not, because they're not living beings, they don't generate any thoughts. ”
This remark is shocking, if it is placed in human society, it is definitely to be sprinkled with cumin to the rhythm of an open-air barbecue, but from Igo's point of view, his words seem to have some truth.
To put it simply, it is the unique narrowness of life. Whether it is a conventional life or a planetary life, they all recognize the same existence as themselves without exception, denying the existence of a different from themselves, this kind of idea of excluding aliens is like a curse engraved on the soul, and the serious point directly makes Igo deny other life, and the slight point is also the birth of countless keyboard warriors on the Internet.
The only difference between the two is that one has power and the other has no power, and if Igo doesn't have power, then he may just be a troll on the Internet; And the keyboard warrior has the same strength as Igo, maybe he will not hesitate to put down the keyboard and pick up the knife and gun.
So although the forms of life are different, the essence is the same. But instead of eliminating barriers, this same essence has created contradictions. If you go deeper, you can write several papers, and if you say it more simply, it is four words: same-sex repulsion!
It's not just the gender, it's the personality.
Completely similar people cannot coexist, and only people with different division of labor, different statuses, and different responsibilities can gather together and form a stable society.
To put it nicely, "everyone is unique".
To put it mildly, "this is how classes are created".
Star-Lord is a cosmic pirate, and there are many women who have read books and have not slept with them, of course he can't think of these big truths, but with Igo's "unraveling", he gradually let go of his ambitions. After all, he is just a thief, not an innate saint with unparalleled morals, he can save the old people and children in distress without thinking, but he also does not have too many feelings for strangers who have never been masked thousands of miles away.
He doesn't think it's good, he just thinks it's not good to kill. But Igo tells him that those are not people, and the problem is solved.
If you don't see things, don't think about them, this is the creed of the cosmic pirates.
"Well, maybe you're right." Star-Lord nodded and asked, "[5200] How long does it take for the root of the Flower of Life to reach the core of the planet?" ”
Iago shrugged: "Actually, they've arrived a long time ago. Don't forget, I started this great project a long time ago, so the question of time has been solved by me. ”
Star-Lord was surprised, "Then why haven't you done it yet?" ”
"Because of the second problem, power." Igo said, "The awakening of planetary consciousness will destroy everything above, and this act will surely cause alarm in the whole universe. I'm not afraid of trouble, but I need to avoid trouble as much as possible, and it will be tricky for non-living things to gather, so I decided to activate all the life flowers at the same time, so that those non-living things don't have time to react at all. ”
"Reasonable plan." Star-Lord asked, "And then?" ”
"Then I realized that I didn't have enough strength to activate all the flowers of life at the same time."
Igo was embarrassed, and the corners of Star-Lord's mouth twitched.
Igo's behavior reminded him of the last time he saw a movie.
The first half has been playing how the protagonist plans revenge, how to create alibi evidence, how to improve the killing mechanism again and again, how to repair all the details, I have to say that that part is very exciting, and the director has fully mobilized the audience's curiosity and expectation, Star-Lord once thought that the protagonist would get revenge in the end, but the protagonist was killed.
Yes, you heard it right, the protagonist was counter-killed.
In one step, he was supposed to put a sack around the villain's head and knock the opponent out with a stick, but he thought about everything, except for the force value. Skinny, he is no match for a strong villain at all, and the other party didn't do anything with a stick, but ripped off the sack and strangled the protagonist to death with his belt.
The so-called ingenious plan is useless at all, and those alibi evidence are even more busy.
Star-Lord thought it was a thriller, but in the end it turned out to be a funny movie.
Why are you doing so many things because of the lack of force, it's not good to hold back honestly if you have hatred and resentment?
Now Igo is the same, your plan is perfect and useful, and you are not blind for anything if you lack strength!
Star-Lord feels that his own father doesn't follow him at all, and he hasn't inherited his smart IQ at all!
As if seeing the contempt in his son's eyes, Igo hurriedly said: "It's not what you think, I also expected the lack of strength, so I also made a supplementary plan." ”
Star-Lord pouted and asked, "What supplemental plan?" ”
Igo showed a familiar smile from Star-Lord and said, "A supplementary plan for women who sleep all over the universe!" ”
That's a good plan!
Star-Lord's eyes lit up.
He found that his own father was still with him, although he did not inherit his smart IQ, but he inherited his own fraternity!
And he understood why he felt that Igo's smile was familiar, because it was his own smile that he saw in the mirror every day.
Both father and son laughed silently, the same obscene, the same old pervert.
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Thank you for the 5,000 coins of the hospitable old Yanan, 100 coins of the Watcher in the Dark, 100 coins of the Earth Royal Gate, and 100 coins of the Maple Moon Snow Dance!
As for the friend named Kyushu Hanmeng, I sincerely apologize to you here, everything is the result of my carelessness, I promise it won't, so Kyushu Hanmeng, please forgive me! (Your ID has automatically become a common word in my input method.,The kind that can come out with a starting letter.,Slash laughs)