Chapter 9 Chapter 8 Who touched my?
The sky was gray in the morning, and the dust was in the middle of the waves. The school side of the sixth middle school operates a cafeteria. Obviously, this is a private secondary school, and it is essentially a private company. Private enterprises are naturally economic organizations with profit as their fundamental purpose.
It is said that Li Moumou, the chairman of Chenbo No. 6 Middle School, has only come to the school once a year since the second year of the establishment of Chenbo No. 6 Middle School. And the only time a year is to take a graduation photo with the graduates of the third year of high school, and by the way, take the speech copy and print from the computer, and pretend to be at the graduation ceremony.
But why almost? Because one day in a certain year, the price of food and vegetables in the canteen of Chenbo No. 6 Middle School has almost doubled, and this is because of the chairman Li Moumou. It is said that when Li Moumou invested in a certain project, he lost tens of millions of yuan, so he immediately ran back to No. 6 Middle School to ask for a price increase in the canteen. Tuition and fees have also been greatly increased by him.
Canteen restaurant. Bai Chun and his friends sat around a long dining table, and Bai Chun and his friends ate happily. Although the discus is hard, the steamed buns are strong as stones, and the milk is as flavorful as Sanlu, fortunately there are substitutes for soy milk, tea eggs, boiled powder, and so on.
Suddenly, a strange black wind blew. It turned out that it was a black dirt slag electric fan on the wall of the cafeteria that was working in the dark. White pure and beautiful black hair was slightly blown by the wind, short hair.
Suddenly, the earth trough seemed to have an epiphany of some peerless martial arts, he rubbed the ground and pulled out the spoon in the lunch box of Wen Hua next to him, and then waved the spoon, "Rush, brothers!" ”
Ma Jinfu glared, "Brother Tucao, what are you doing?" ”
Soil trough: "What, I'm so moved, I've recorded it." ”
Squad leader Zhang Dajun: "Isn't it just a game?" I said you're as for you? You're excited. ”
Bai Chun sighed and said: "Alas, this kid knows at a glance that he is born with a lack of heart eyes, and he should really buy a few catties of cucumbers to make up for it." Dirt trough! Remember to beat a few spoonfuls of cucumbers when cooking at noon. ”
The earth trough forked the spoon into the lunch box, and then picked up a certain rice mobile phone and continued to play a certain temple escape, "Don't bother me, I'm making history." Rush brothers, kill ducks and ducks! ”
Zhang Dajun: "Alas, I can't save it, I can't save it." ”
A teaching building in Chenbo No. 6 Middle School, where the first year of high school is located.
Bai Chun and his friends returned to the first class of high school, and it was now the morning reading class. Sitting in his seat, Bai Chun took out an English textbook and pretended to be. After secretly taking out his mobile phone and running away from a certain temple, Bai Chun took out his math workbook and began to do some simple problems.
Topics such as sets and functions are easy or medium-level and not very technical. In other words, with a few more practice, you can get full marks on these questions.
As for Bai Chun's tablemate Liu Changjian, he decisively fell on the table at this time. Ostensibly sleeping, but in fact he is under a drawer, holding a certain frustrated mobile phone, playing a game of cutting fruit.
Ten minutes later, their English teacher, Kang Shaohua, appeared outside the door of the first-year classroom. There is an enemy! Immediately, the friends acted almost reflexively.
Those who were doing other homework hurriedly put the English books on the top of the desks and pretended to read English words in a pretend; If you play with your phone, lock the screen immediately and throw your phone into a drawer and hide it; Those who look in the mirror quickly put the mirror under the English textbook; If you eat a snack, immediately hide the snack in a drawer.
Bai Chun was not strong enough to directly ignore Kang Shaohua, so he decisively gave up making a math workbook, picked up the English textbook instead, quickly turned the page, and began to read the words on Twitter.
Bai Chun: "It's a loss, it's a loss!" Oh death, oh death! Hook and hook, linen is elegant! ”
The first two sentences are two English words, which come from a certain unit of compulsory course in the Renjiao version, and they both mean earthquakes. The latter sentence is a pure brain-pumping sentence with no actual meaning.
After coming over for a while, Kang Shaohua left contentedly after taking a few turns around the classroom. He probably thought that the good students were studying seriously.
After Bai Chun quickly completed nearly twenty multiple-choice fill-in-the-blank questions of functions, and then took out the full solution and full analysis answers, he felt a great increase in confidence. Bai Chun: Strive for 130 points in the next monthly math exam!
The perfect score for high school math is 150 points.
Liu Changjian, who was at the same table, had just cut the fruit and cut it to death, he suddenly raised his head, but found that Bai Chun showed the afterglow of a self-absorbed smile, so he asked: "So pure, you are smiling so happily, is there something interesting that happened?" ”
Bai Chun: "Is there one?" That's because I found that the world has become better and Liu Changjian has become cute. ”
Liu Changjian: "Your sister's sister hung up after cutting less than 300 points." ”
Bai Chun didn't react, "What? ”
Liu Changjian pretended to be knowledgeable, "Your sister's sister, referred to as your sister." ”
Bai Chun suddenly realized, and counterattacked: "Oh, often build a sun dog, referred to as a regular dog." ”
Just then, the bell rang for the end of class. End of morning reading class.
As if they had just finished something, they all fell down on the table in frustration, languishing. However, those who still have the strength to get up and run around must have excess energy, such as Ma Jinfu and earth troughs. Those who don't even have self-knowledge and yell everywhere must be those with super thick skin and no lower limit for their brains, such as Ma Menglong.
Suddenly, Bai Chun looked up and found that there seemed to be a commotion in the front row of the third group. He immediately stood up and patted Liu Changjian next to him on the shoulder.
Bai Chun: "Don't play children's paper games, there seems to be a special situation ahead." ”
Liu Changjian raised his head and coquettishly gave Bai Chun a white eye that made him chill, "Hmph, do you want to take care of it?" ”
Bai Chun sighed, indicating that the person was terminally ill and incurable, and then left his seat alone and walked forward to inquire about the news.
Not only the front row of the third group, but almost all of the people sitting in the front row of the entire classroom were girls. The front row refers to the third row and the previous seat row. The direct reason for this situation is that the class teacher only arranges the seats according to their height, and the fundamental reason is that girls are generally shorter.
Girls develop much earlier than boys, and at this age, the general height growth basically stops.
In the second row, Xie Xiaoli and Lin Miao's seats, these two guys are best friends with each other.
Lin Miao: "Who is it that touched my milk?" ”
Xie Xiaoli blinked, opened her mouth and smiled happily, and then continued to smile at Lin Xiaoxiao.
Xiao Yuying, who was seated in the first row, in front of Lin Miao, turned her head, "Hey, Sister Lin, has your milk really been stolen?" Who is so hateful! Hmph, if I catch it, you must beat it hard. ”
Xiao Ju, who was sitting behind Lin Miao in the third row, spoke fluent Xiaowu dialect and said: "Let's talk about the dung machine, there are all year thieves in the bottom of the dung machine?" ”
Then Brother Raptors shouted: "Who stole the eldest sister's milk!" ”