Chapter 109 died miserably
"Oh God, what have I done, what have I done!"
In the bathroom on the second floor of the hotel, Commissioner Huang, whose face was full of bitter remorse, grabbed his hair and broke down and shouted.
What did he do just now, what unimaginable things he just did!
yelled at the eldest lady, scolded the fifth master and the seventh master, and threw the uniform on the ground..... Nima is enough to be thrown into the sea three times to feed the fish! Wait, are the big brothers of the Qingbang Gang already here? Aren't they ready to bury me?
Under extreme fear, Commissioner Huang pulled his hair, tears in his eyes, and sobbed one after another.
"What the hell is my brain made of, can I do such an idiotic thing! How many more terrible things do I have to do today before I am willing to give up!! ”
"Fuck you, I'm not in the mood to play with you!"
"Oh my God, am I Sabi, I'm really still a!"
If he could, Commissioner Huang would love to go back to ten minutes ago and give himself a big mouth ten minutes ago.
"Shut up, bastard! You don't want to live, I still want to live! ”
Obviously, Commissioner Huang doesn't know how to travel time, so sitting on the toilet seat, he can only pull his hair with regret, and give his head a few times from time to time, while beating, he still said with tears in his eyes: "You two force, you two force!" You can't look for death like this! ”
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To be honest, that moment is enough to go down in history, and everything that happened in just a few minutes is enough to become one of the few rises in Commissioner Huang Xiaobei's life.
I have to say that man is really a very strange creature, and I have to say that human temperament is really amazing.
Of course, I have to admit that the angry Huang Commissioner is indeed very handsome. Especially not long ago, when he was angry, he knocked away the posture of the fifth master and the seventh master, as well as the sentence "Fuck you," and the scene of slamming his employee uniform on the ground, completely promoted the commissioner comrade from a lowly cleaner to a ......
Uh, heroes? It seems like a terrible practice of these two words.
Hero? Stop swearing.
Male male? Ahh
Dog male? It's not very reliable either.......
Let's use the adjectives of the correspondent himself himself.
"Second force, I'm just a second force!"
Sure enough, the one who knows a person best is always himself.
However, the comrade commissioner, who had just become angry, still left a deep impression on the broad masses of the people.
Look at the murderous eyes, look at the hands full of anger, and the burning anger in the pupils, and the action of smashing clothes, which is almost the same image as cutting off the robe, and no longer shows how much anger there was in the heart of the commissioner at that moment.
Afterwards, the fifth master and the seventh master recalled, "At that time, that kid looked very scary, we were both scared by him, how to say, that kid looked like a provocative ...... Well, Chihuahuas. Lao Wu and I think it's better to ignore him for the time being, otherwise we will probably be bitten by him. ”
The fifth master silently added, "Although I only had to shoot him on the ground at that time, he probably wouldn't even be able to let out a fart, but we think that people will be angry, so it's better not to be so excessive." ”
This is also the reason why the fifth master and the seventh master didn't dare to speak at that time, on the one hand, they were really taken aback by Commissioner Huang, and on the other hand, they also thought that this kid's angry appearance was very funny, and the most important point was ———— they really wanted to see how this benevolent brother would face everything next when Commissioner Huang calmed down.
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Not to mention, the description of Commissioner Huang by the fifth master and the seventh master is still more appropriate, because according to the comrade commissioner's own recollection later, when he fully understood the meaning of the eldest lady, his brain was empty in an instant, and then something filled in, filling the whole brain, at that time he didn't know what he was doing, and he completely dominated his body by instinct.
It turns out that anger and things like alcohol and love indirectly equals the aura of idiocy......
At that moment was ...... by the aura of idiocy No, it was Commissioner Huang who was shrouded in anger, and he only felt that he was very angry, and his chest seemed to be about to explode, especially when he thought of the scene that the eldest lady meant, in an instant, he seemed to have turned into an angry lone wolf!
It's just that in the eyes of the broad masses of people, the angry Yellow Commissioner is actually closer to the cute species of Chihuahua.
And what is even more regrettable is that even in a rage, it becomes a ...... That Chihuahua, the angry state of the Yellow Commissioner did not last long.
One second ago, he threw his uniform on the ground, and the expression on Commissioner Huang's face could be called violent, but the next second, two big characters appeared on Commissioner Huang's face.
"It's over!"
The expression of the comrade commissioner changed at that moment, as if a raging fire had suddenly been extinguished by a bubble of urine.
The second before the uniform fell to the ground, his expression was fierce, and he was angry, but the next second, Huang Xiaobei's eyes widened suddenly! Helplessness is written all over the face, collapse is written all over the face, and the face is full of "I am not throwing coins." ”
,! What am I doing? Wait, for the wool uniform in my hands? Wait, I threw it on the ground for the Mao uniform? Wait, I just didn't ......
Looking at the uniform on the ground, at that moment, Commissioner Huang's inner monologue was overwhelming with "! ”
Trembling and letting go of the hand that was tugging at the last corner of the uniform, and slowly straightening his waist, Commissioner Huang took an unusually heavy step and walked to the end of the corridor, only to disappear after a corner.
In the imagination of the fifth and seventh masters, including the eldest lady, Huang Xiaobei, who had his back to them leaving, must have had an expression on his face as terrifying as just now, full of the word anger.
But in fact, Commissioner Huang endured the fear in his heart, gritted his teeth, held tears, and trembled all over his body, and finally straightened his waist and walked to the corner of the corridor.
Everyone thought he was walking very resolutely, and he was very angry.
In fact, his old man's legs were weak and his eyes were full of golden flowers, if he hadn't been strong, he would have fainted with fright as soon as he took two steps.
What am I doing? What the hell am I doing? If I'm not mistaken, I seem to have come to ask for the eldest lady, right? I look like I'm here to apologize to the eldest lady, right?
But what the hell am I doing?
I actually yelled at the eldest lady, scolded the fifth master and the seventh master, and threw my uniform on the ground...... As soon as he thought of this, Commissioner Huang almost didn't fall up in one breath and went directly to see God.
As he walked, Huang Xiaobei shuddered and spitted and prayed loudly in his heart.
God forbid, God forbid, don't see that I'm cowardly, don't see that I'm cowardly!
In just a few seconds, Commissioner Huang walked extremely painfully.
In fact, as long as the five masters and they looked closely, they could find that the back of Commissioner Huang who left at that time was very strange, not only was his body shaking slightly, but even his body was extremely stiff, especially his neck, which looked similar to what he had made with a machine.
The cold sweat on his forehead swept the corners of his eyes one by one, and the three sharp eyes behind him were nailed behind him like scorpions.
Feeling the pressure behind him, Commissioner Huang took a step to swallow a mouthful of saliva, took a step to swallow a mouthful of saliva, his neck did not dare to move, and he kept praying in his heart, "Don't see it, don't see it, now they don't dare to move, it is estimated that they are suppressed by me, if they find that there is something wrong with me, it is estimated that they will have to pull me out immediately to feed the fish!" ”
"Control yourself, you must control yourself, you can't look back, you must not look back! Calm down, be calm, don't panic, absolutely can't panic! ”
In this way, Huang Xiaobei walked into the corner of the corridor like a robot, and then didn't see anything else at first glance, but saw Tang Seng and Weslin with the word admiration written on their faces in front of him.
At that moment, Tang Seng and Wesling looked at Huang Xiaobei's gaze, full of admiration.
Regarding Huang Xiaobei's series of actions just now, according to Elder Tang's words, it is, "This is amazing, this kid will be absolutely amazing in the future," indeed, Comrade Huang Xiaobei is really amazing now, and the specific image can refer to historical celebrities such as "Chao Cuo, Fang Xiaoru", why should you refer to them? The dead are all old and miserable......
Dare to launch an unrepentant charge against the forces of darkness, for a bright future, the idea in your heart, and a great self-dedication!
Commissioner Huang did at least the last four words - dedication.......
Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who was still trembling in front of him, but barely kept his composure, Lao Wei wiped his face with the sleeve of his clothes, good guy, and immediately revealed a large area.
Looking at Lao Wei's wet sleeves, Tang Seng said: "I said, did you react to what kind of stupid thing you did after you got angry, and then scared out?" ”
Huang Xiaobei stiffened his neck and said stiffly: "Who, whoever said it, I am, I just washed my face." ”
"You didn't wash your pants by the way, did you?"
"Damn, I'm not scared to pee!" Commissioner Huang jumped down and almost jumped into the arms of the old guard.
Elder Tang said with the style of an expert and scholar: "Well, not now, but I guess it's going to be soon." ”
patted Huang Xiaobei on the shoulder, Tang Seng said with emotion, "Do you know Xiaobei, I have known a friend like you before." ”
"And then?" Commissioner Huang asked with some fear.
Tang Seng sighed, "It's miserable to die." ”
"Alas, you should ask for more blessings anyway, I guess, it's only a matter of one or two days, by the way." Tang Seng slapped Huang Xiaobei's shoulder with his hand, and said with sincerity: "After you die, remember to bless me with a lot of money!" ”