Chapter 292: Saving Private (SHA) Star-Lord
Star-Lord was on the run with Gamora on his shoulder, after all, there were a bunch of strange aliens chasing him behind him, and of course he had to flee.
Igo is also relentlessly chasing, after all, his long-awaited son ran away, of course he has to chase.
So the father and son ran away one and chased after each other, and they ran out of almost five kilometers in a daze.
As mentioned earlier, Star-Lord is an agile player, and strength and endurance are not his strong points, so he almost didn't vomit out the overnight meal he ran for five kilometers, turned his head to take a look, and saw that the bunch of crooked aliens still followed him persistently, and he couldn't help but feel sad and yelled: "Why are you chasing me?" ”
Igo is also very strange, shouldn't you see your own father and come over with a slide and hug my thigh and call Dad, what are you running? So he manipulated the clone and asked, "Then why are you running away?" ”
Isn't this nonsense?
Star-Lord shouted angrily, "Of course you have to run away after me!" ”
Igo also said confidently: "Of course I will chase you if you escape!" ”
Star-Lord rolled his eyes angrily: "If you don't chase me, of course you won't run away!" ”
Igo also told the truth: "If you don't escape, I will definitely not chase after me." ”
, you're going to give me a walk back and forth here and back to the city gates?
Star-Lord was almost annoyed by the mentally retarded alien, and he simply said, "Then I'll count one, two, three, let's stop together." ”
Igo had no reason to refuse: "Okay, it's a deal!" ”
"Then I'll start counting." Star-Lord said word by word, "One, two, three!" ”
Then Star-Lord's footsteps didn't stop, and Igo's footsteps didn't stop.
"I'm going to surprise your whole family!" Star-Lord scolded: "You old coward! ”
"Cunning boy, you're no better!" Igo said, "When I catch you, I must discuss with you about swearing!" ”
"Do you really think of yourself as my father?"
"I was your father!"
"Fart! My mom wouldn't fall in love with a monster! ”
"You misunderstood, I can explain, actually, ......"
Actually, Igo didn't say anything. Because Star-Lord is not only an old critic, but also an old critic, he took advantage of Igo's answer to secretly take out two trigger infantry mines from his pocket and threw them on the ground, the action was so hidden that Igo didn't see it at all, and he stupidly controlled the clone and stepped on it.
Then the result can be imagined, just listen to the boom, and the aliens with crooked melons and cracked dates suddenly sprinkled all over the ground.
Star-Lord was also staggered by the shockwave, and scolded "It's really amazing, I wouldn't have given a bad review if I knew it", and then he put Gamora, who had been injured twice, to his shoulder, and he ran away.
After a while, an energy creature emitting a blue glow came out of the smoke and dust, and said, "What a naughty boy, I'll play with you as a father!" ”
As the words fell, the hole began to tremble violently, and several huge tentacles composed of blue energy burst out of the ground, smashing at Star-Lord without saying a word!
"!" Star-Lord's face turned white with fright, a lazy donkey rolled and the dead dog rolled over to dodge the attack, and then picked up his head and was knocked three times on the ground Gamora pinched it under his armpit, and fled without looking back.
"Leave me alone!" Gamora suddenly said, "You can't run away with me." We're not related, you don't need to save me at all! ”
Star-Lord was out of breath and didn't forget to pretend to be handsome: "Aren't you very moved to see me sacrifice my life to save me?" I've said it a long time ago, you're in front of a man who combines strength and wisdom, so don't worry, I'll definitely save you and bet on the name Star-Lord! ”
To be honest, Gamora was a little moved.
After all, Thanos's Dark Order is not a place of truth, goodness and beauty, and even if everyone is of noble character if they do not fall into the well, there will be no self-sacrifice at all.
This was the first time Gamora had been protected with her life, and for the first time she had gained such a sense of security, even the ugly and weak man in front of her had become taller, as if she had been reborn, giving her an urge to understand.
"If you're moved, it's a little bit." Gamora is also a child of the rivers and lakes, and she said bluntly: "You are the first man who is willing to protect me with his life." ”
"Really? That's a real pleasure! The first half of Star-Lord's sentence was polite, but the second half of the sentence completely exposed his true nature, he turned his head in the midst of his busy escape, showed a lewd smile and said, "Then after escaping, can we two have a shot?" I don't kid you, my posture is super rich! ”
Gamora: Am I pretty!
I treat you as a benefactor, and you want to fall in love with me! You brought me back the touch!
But Star-Lord said, I don't want to go to you, why save you, we've only known each other for less than two days, big sister!
This is probably the gap between the ideal and the reality.
"Let me down, I'd rather die than be saved by a pervert!"
Gamora began to struggle, but her struggle caused Star-Lord to lose her balance, and the two of them suddenly turned into a pair of rolling gourds and fell into a ball.
Before the two of them could get up, the huge blue shot slammed down, and the huge wind pressure alone blew the two of them unable to open their eyes.
Gamora knew she was going to die.
"I knew I was going to die on a woman's belly, but I didn't expect it to be in this form!" Star-Lord suddenly opened his mouth and said something that was very in line with the old sex critic's personality, and then made a move that was very inconsistent with the old sex critic's personality.
He held Gamora under him.
It's just a simple press, and there is no other action.
Gamora knew that Star-Lord was trying to give herself a chance to live.
The previous disgust suddenly vanished.
In women's values, a man who is willing to die for himself is not much worse, no matter how bad he is.
Anyway, she was going to die, and under the emotion, Gamora, who was a child of the rivers and lakes, also let go, she picked up Star-Lord's head and shouted: "I promise you, if you escape, I am willing to fight with you!" ”
Star-Lord was overjoyed and confirmed, "Really? ”
Gamora didn't answer, because she knew it was pointless.
Seeing the blue tentacles getting closer and closer, she knew that there was no way she and Star-Lord could escape.
She subconsciously hugged the man on her body, and Star-Lord hugged her tightly, and then the two closed their eyes together, waiting for death to come.
With a bang, the ground shook.
Star-Lord and Gamora are surprised to find that they are not dead, as Ronan shows up.
The man wielding a warhammer used Kerry's powerful weapon to blow up the blue tentacles with a single shot, saving the two men in the nick of time.
Ronan looked at Star-Lord and asked in a deep voice, "You are Peterquail?" ”
Star-Lord nodded stupidly, then asked rhetorically, "I am, who are you?" ”
"I'm Ronan, I'm here to save ......"
Before the words were finished, another blue tentacle swept violently, Ronan's body was directly broken into two pieces, and the upper body flew out sideways, hitting the rock wall with a snap, and the blood was all over the ground, leaving two calves still standing in front of Star-Lord.
"Oh Maiga!" Star-Lord's scalp was numb when he saw it, but it was this stunned effort that the blue tentacles smashed down on them again, and they fell into a dead end again.
"Damn, I'm careless, I should have run straight just now!" Star-Lord cursed and hugged Gamora tightly. Gamora also breathed a sigh of relief, after all, if she lived, she would have to fight Star-Lord, and if she thought about it, it would be worse than death, and now that she saw death strike again, her heart hanging in her throat fell back into her stomach.
Yes, yes, yes, what happened just now doesn't count, hurry up and do it again, you must kill me this time, big brother with blue tentacles!
But Gamora's wish was finally frustrated, and the exact same explosion appeared, shattering the blue tentacles once again.
, it's a good thing for a bad old lady!
Gamora was furious, Star-Lord was full of joy, and the two of them looked in the direction of the attack, and the result was suddenly not calm.
Because it's still Ronan.
The brawny man miraculously regained from a puddle of blueberry juice (the blood of the Kree is blue) and returned to a humanoid form, first bursting the blue tentacles with a single shot, and then walking up to "his calf" with a look of habituality, peeling off his boots and putting them back on his feet.
"There's been so much fucking up going on today!" Star-Lord asked, "What are you doing?" ”
Ronan said as he put on his shoes, "Take back your shoes, you know, a good pair of shoes on the battlefield is equal to a soldier's second life." ”
"That's not what I'm asking!" Star-Lord pointed to the rock wall of Blood Hula Tea next to him, and then pointed to Ronan who was ** fighting: "I'm asking, how did you change from liquid state back to solid?" ”
"It's magic, I don't know the specifics, because a good soldier never gets to the bottom of it, I just need to know what to kill, where to kill, and how much to kill."
If Rosalia is here, she will definitely have a lot of common language with Ronan, because she is also an old Warcraft, and the old Warcraft never looks at the mission profile when doing tasks, let alone what is good and evil, as long as you know what to kill, where to kill, and how much to kill.
Star-Lord was born in 1980, although he is also a post-80s generation, but he was only nine years old when he was robbed, and he didn't have World of Warcraft yet, so his evaluation of Ronan is just two words: neurotic!
He got up from the ground and asked curiously, "Then who are you here to kill?" ”
Ronan replied, "Originally, I was going to kill Igo, but now the mission has changed. ”
"What has become?"
"Save Peterquail!"
Star-Lord was shocked: "I'm Peter Quayle!" ”
Ronan nodded: "So I'm going to save you!" ”
Star-Lord wondered, "But I don't know you at all." ”
Ronan said calmly: "Do you recognize me, what does it matter to me to save you?" ”
This man is definitely a psychopath!
Star-Lord decided to sneak away first, he looked up to the sky and snorted: "Thank you so much, lo and behold, those blue tentacles are here again, I'll leave it to you here, I'll flash first!" With that, he picked up Gamora and was about to slip away.
But Ronan pulled him out.
Star-Lord's face changed, and he touched the gun in one hand and asked, "Big brother, what are you pulling me for, aren't you here to save me?" Have you repented? ”
Of course, Ronan didn't regret it, he said coolly: "You ran in the wrong direction, there are a lot of Igo clones over there, it's not safe, run over there, my people will pick you up!" Then he let go of his hand.
Star-Lord was fluted.
He didn't expect that someone would actually risk their lives to save him.
The blue tentacles attacked, and Ronan rushed forward without hesitation, he blocked the tentacles' attacks with his war hammer, and turned to Star-Lord and shouted, "Run, don't look back!" ”
"Thank you, thank you!" Star-Lord unexpectedly didn't say anything more, but woke up like a dream and said two words, then picked up Gamora and started running.
Although Ronan told him not to look back, he still turned back, he saw Ronan smashing the tentacles again and again or being shattered by the tentacles again and again, but this blue-skinned man always held the defense line firmly, and did not flinch at all, whether it was physical or mental, he did not flinch!
He's really here to save me, he's really risking his life to save me!
The softest place in Star-Lord's heart was touched, he didn't know who Ronan was, and he didn't know why Ronan saved him, he only knew that from this moment on, Ronan was his brother for life!
In fact, there are many more of his "brothers".
On the path that Ronan has shown him, there are countless warriors who are fighting bloody battles against Igo's clones, and like Ronan, they are constantly resurrecting from the dead, using their flesh and blood to open up a path to life for Star-Lord, and then they also say to Star-Lord: "Run, don't look back!" ”
"Damn, today is definitely the worst day I've ever had!" Star-Lord began to run as hard as he could, and even when his lungs reached their limit, as if they were going to explode in the next second, he didn't stop himself.
Because he knows that this kind of pain is what countless people have bought for him with their lives, even if his entire lung is blown up, he will run to the end!
"You...... Crying? Gamora asked suddenly.
"Of course not!" Star-Lord laughed and said to Gamora with a hippie smile, "Beauty, I just said that if we succeed in escaping, we will have a shot!" ”
Gamora's whole person suddenly became bad, and even had the idea of going back and dying. And outside of this thought, she felt a deep disgust for Star-Lord: "You are still thinking about this? Do you know how many people have put in the effort of the two of us to escape, don't you have a little gratitude at this moment? ”
"Gratitude is gratitude, and coming to a hair is coming to a hair!" Star-Lord said as a matter of course: "Anyway, they are all dead, I am sad and sad that they can't live, since being unhappy is a day, being happy is also a day, why don't I find something happy to do?" ”
Gamora almost laughed angrily, "What do you think of what you're talking about right now?" ”
"I'm human, so there's no doubt that this is human talk!" Star-Lord's voice fell, and a little sunlight shone on the faces of the two, and they finally came to the entrance of the cave.
"I've been waiting for you for a long time, Peterquail!"
The Firefighter stood quietly, and Deathwing lay obediently behind her, allowing grace and majesty to coexist, forming a superb scene.
Star-Lord put Gamora on the ground, wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Originally, I had to ask for the name when I met a super-first-class beauty like you, but unfortunately, I'm in a hurry now." ”
Before the firefighter could speak, Gamora took the lead and asked, "In a hurry?" What are you doing? ”
"What else do you need to say?" Star-Lord put on a nano helmet and jetsuit in his ear, he pulled out his twin guns, and said while replacing them with new energy magazines, "Of course I will go back and work with my brothers to kill those alien creatures with my own hands!" ”
Gamora was shocked: "You're crazy, you obviously managed to escape with great difficulty!" ”
"Escaping doesn't prevent me from going back!"
Gamora was angry: "Since you want to go back, why did you have to escape just now?" ”
"Of course, it's to send you out." Star-Lord smiled and said, "I told you, I'm a gentleman!" ”
Gamora froze, and she was touched by Star-Lord again.
She felt that she would not be able to understand this man for the rest of her life.
"You're going to die!" Gamora uttered the words almost in a pleading tone.
"It's true to die, but a bastard told me that men sometimes have to die happily for something, and this thing can be a woman, a treasure, a power, a status, or a worthless friendship and righteousness!" Star-Lord shrugged his shoulders and said, "So I'm sorry, Miss Gamora, the appointment to come to Ichifa was canceled because I had more important things to do. However, you can buy a beating egg with my name engraved on it as a substitute, remember to buy it at a store called Primal Impulse on Emerald Star, and go directly to the proprietress Lily, and tell her that Star-Lord asked you to come and can give you a 20% discount. ”
Gamora wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, and a thousand words finally turned into two words: "Stupid! ”
Star-Lord laughed, "That bastard also told me that if a woman says stupid to a man, then that woman is in love with that man." Miss Gamora, are you in love with me? ”
"I love you ghost!"
Gamora cursed, but Star-Lord didn't hear him, as he had flown back into the cave with his starter jetsuit to die with his unknown brothers.
"Men are stupid!" Gamora scolded severely.
"I couldn't agree more." The fireproof woman answered.
Gamora then remembered that there was another person here, and she looked at the firefighter and asked, "Who are you, I don't know you!" ”
"But I know you, Thanos' daughter." The firefighter smiled and said, "How is your plan to assassinate Thanos going?" ”
Gamora was startled and was about to get up to attack, when he was caught and slapped to the ground by Deathwing, and the bones on his body were shattered in an instant.
"It's punishment." The fire prevention girl said as a matter of course: "I was confused with dog food for some reason, and I was so bullied!" ”