Chapter 291: Different Fathers, Same Son

Thirty minutes ago.

Gamora fiddled around the shuttle for a while, then slapped the joystick and said angrily, "Damn, those garbage Sandals locked the route!" ”

"Normal." SONY WALKMAN, WHICH STAR-LORD'S WAIST GAVE TO HIS MOTHER, CROSSED ERLANG'S LEGS AND SAID WHILE LISTENING TO THE SONG: "I ADVISE YOU NOT TO BOTHER, THE SANDERERS ARE ALL BRAINLESS, AND EVEN THEIR SYSTEMS ARE JUST AS DULL." Now that the journey is long, there are only you and me on this ship, so why do you have to compete with a cold system? I have a warm chest and broad shoulders, why don't we listen to the song and talk about love, communicate with each other's physiological structure, and discuss the great process of the birth of life together, I promise, my rich posture will definitely make you harvest a belly of essence! ”

Gamora let out a long sigh at this, then took off her prison coat and walked over to Star-Lord.

Star-Lord suddenly perked up, turned off his Walkman, and said with a smile: "Actually, you don't have to take it off yourself, I can help you!" What are you going to take off next, this ugly tank top, or this ugly pants? ”

"Sorry, neither!" Gamora's reply was an iron fist, and she slammed it into Star-Lord's stomach, causing the creature to fall to its knees in a boiled prawn position.

"Personality." Star-Lord endured the pain and said with a good face, "I like reserved women, and I like you more and more." ”

Gamora rolled her eyes, shook her neck and clenched her fists: "It seems that I shouldn't have hit you in the stomach, I should have hit your head directly!" ”

Star-Lord was startled, knelt on the ground and stepped back again and again: "Don't come here, if you come over again, I'm going to fight back!" ”

Gamora smiled and said, "One thing you said is very right, I shouldn't be fighting a cold system, because there is a weak chicken man on this broken ship, I can use him to pass the boring time, right?" ”

Star-Lord shook his head: "Weak chicken man? No, there is no weak chicken man on this broken ship, only a perfect man with wisdom and strength, can't you see? ”

Gamora shrugged: "Completely invisible!" ”

Star-Lord said regretfully, "If you don't want your eyes, you can donate them to those who need them!" ”

The corners of Gamora's mouth twitched, and he walked forward: "Very good, there is one more one in the hands-on one!" ”

Star-Lord put on a comical defensive stance: "Hey, I'm really going to fight back if you come here again!" ”

Gamora said nonchalantly, "Good, let me have a good time!" ”

This woman is so crazy!

Star-Lord cursed in his heart, thinking in his heart how to kneel and beg for mercy to be more handsome, when suddenly a blue light appeared on his body without warning.

This scared Gamora out of the way.

She has followed Thanos to fight for many years, and has seen many masters of many races, and her vision is really not low, but she has never seen anyone who is full of light. She could see that this blue light was a manifestation of some kind of powerful energy radiating outward, but the man in front of her didn't look like a person worthy of this powerful energy!

After all, her godfather Thanos is so strong, and she can't say that she will shine when she shines!

Could it be that this kid is really some kind of hidden master, is he really blind?

Gamora couldn't help but be careful, and said warily, "What are you doing?" This is on the shuttle, such a powerful energy release can be the end of the plane crash and death, you think clearly! ”

As a result, Star-Lord cried and said, "It's not me! ”

Gamora: Huh? ”

"I said it wasn't me!" Star-Lord was anxious and afraid, and said with a white sweat on his head: "I didn't put this blue light, and I don't know what's going on?" I haven't been picking up unknown things to eat on the ground lately. I'm probably sick, very serious. I think I need to take a break, and it would be nice to have a soft pillow. Hey, the two pillows on your chest are very good, you will definitely not refuse a seriously ill person! You don't have to move, I'll just come by myself, after all, I'm a gentleman! ”

Gentleman, I think you're an old pervert!

Gamora kicked Star-Lord on his chest with a ghostly scream, and fell to his knees, but instead of attenuating, the blue light on his body became more and more dazzling.

Load, put this on for me!

Gamora looked disdainful.

She is now convinced that this man is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

That's right, how can a man who can overcome obstacles all the way to get the long-lost cosmic spirit ball be a simple old pervert? Didn't you swear no longer to be naΓ―ve?

Gamora felt deeply remorseful for her slackness, in fact, if you think about it carefully, you can understand that a person who is full of anger and unknown blue light is uncertain about his life and death, but everything is normal, either crying and crying, or trying his best to survive, how can he still be bold at this moment of life and death.

If he did, the only explanation was that he wasn't normal!

Gamora's eyes sharpened, and she felt like she had seen through everything about this man named Star-Lord!

It's a pity that this is completely an authentic Xia Jiba.

This blue light really didn't come from Star-Lord, and he was really scared to death now, so he almost didn't pee out two drops to prove his innocence.

But being scared is scared to pee, and the heart of improvement is the heart of improvement, the two are not a system at all, they do not interfere with each other and do not conflict with each other, and even the laws of the Nova Empire do not stipulate that you cannot be scared to pee at the same time!

Maybe this is a very strange thing in the worldview of normal people, after all, they are going to die, how can they still have time to think about those miscellaneous things.

But this is the education that Star-Lord received, the education of the cosmic pirates.

The alien who took him away from Earth back then was called Yongdu, and he was part of the most famous group of marauders in the universe. The so-called predator is only a self-glorifying title, in fact, this is an illegal armed group formed by a group of veterans, villains, hooligans, criminals.

They usually do some smuggling and looting, and shooting them one by one is definitely an excessive sentence, but shooting one after another will definitely miss the net. To put it simply, there is not a single good person in this group of people, all of them are bad, with sores on the top of their heads and pus on the soles of their feet, and the only function of their existence is to lower the moral level of the entire universe!

But this is such a group of people, but they also have their own rules.

One of the most important is that they don't hurt children.

They can kill all men and women for looting, and they can kill all soldiers and civilians for smuggling, but they never harm children. In the words of the Grand Commander of the Marauder Group, because they are hunters, and good hunters will never kill cubs, because to hunt cubs is to kill their own future.

Whether it is true or false, whether it is false and noble or true morality, anyway, not harming children is an insurmountable iron law of the predator group, and it is a red line that must be touched.

Yondu is one of the leaders of the Marauder Group, and he always obeys this rule, so after learning that Igo will kill his own children, he did not send Star-Lord to Igo, but detained him and used him as a cow and horse on a ship, in order to protect Star-Lord.

I beat you, beat you, torture you, but I'm for your good!

Although Yongdu has not seen the Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, his approach is the same as Yang Xiao's.

In order to prevent Zhang Wuji from being frozen by the cold air of the cold palm, Yang Xiao locked Zhang Wuji in the dungeon and beat the goods every three or five days.

Yongdu also knew that Star-Lord was an imbecile from a backward planet, and if he wanted to survive in the universe, he had to endure all the hardships, so he beat this thing up every 246.

This dozen has been fought for more than 30 years, turning Star-Lord from a little kid who only knows how to watch cartoons into a healthy young man who can independently use thief tools to download learning materials on the universe network by himself, and take the initiative to practice learning content with women on various planets.

In addition to these main skills, which are related to the nature of life, Yongdu also piggybacks on a series of miscellaneous skills such as ship piloting, star map recognition, weapon use, bargaining, sliding door lockpicking, and oil on the soles of his feet.

Truth be told, Star-Lord wasn't a smart kid, and Yongdu wasn't a good teacher, but he had things that good teachers didn't have, let's say...... Casserole with a big fist.

If you can't learn, just fight!

Learned, also played!

Anyway, Lao Tzu is stronger than you, when he wants to beat you, when he wants to beat you, unconvinced? me!

Star-Lord did fight with Yongdu, but they all failed.

The physique of the earthlings is really not good, even the tiger and lion can't do it, how can it be the opponent of the alien uncle?

Although Yongdu's race is not known for its toughness, it is still stronger than the earthlings, so for a long time, he can beat Star-Lord to the ground of whoa, whoa, whoa.

"Boy, do you want to be free?" Yondu often shouts at Star-Lord after his victory, "When you can defeat me, you'll be free!" ”

Star-Lord was eager to defeat Yongdu, and he knew that he couldn't defeat Yongdu in terms of strength, so he created a messy little quick play.

Although it is chaotic, it is particularly practical, with the obscenity and shamelessness of the cosmic pirates. But the victory of justice can only appear in poetry and drama, and the victory in reality is often full of obscenity and shamelessness.

So gradually, Star-Lord and Yongdu are getting closer and closer, and while he is defeated, he can gradually make Yongdu's nose and face swollen. There was even a time when he and Yongdu would end in a "tie", with the two men sitting back to back gasping for each other's breath, and occasionally discussing more philosophical issues in between greeting each other's mothers.

After all, men will usher in sage time after passion, everyone understands.

Star-Lord once asked Yongdu, "Hey, if you're going to be beheaded tomorrow morning, what are you going to do tonight?" ”

Yongdu grinned and replied, "Needless to say, of course, it's to watch the finals of the lava duel!" I'm especially optimistic about the fire demon of Kotnaro, that guy is smart and ruthless enough, much like me when I was younger, but Lao Tzu has placed a heavy bet on him, if he loses, Lao Tzu will lead the fleet to kill him, personally pluck his eggs and stuff them into his nostrils! ”

Star-Lord was dumbfounded: "Why are you watching the game?" Shouldn't you find a way to run for your life? ”

Yongdu replied, "Because it's Thursday." ”

"Thursday?" Star-Lord looked confused.

"Don't you know? Thursday is the live broadcast day of the lava duel, and real men should watch the live broadcast, and only the girls watch the recording! Yongdu said with great pride and gratitude.

I don't know where your pride comes from!

Star-Lord asked frantically, "What about life?" What about life? Don't you often say that you only have one life, so you can run away if you can? ”

"yes, you only live once." Yongdu suddenly laughed: "But there is only one live broadcast, and I choose to broadcast live in only one life and only one live broadcast, because the lava duel is really so beautiful!" ”

Star-Lord couldn't help but laugh, he thought he knew the man perfectly, but now he realized that he didn't know enough.

"What about you?" This time, it was Yongdu's turn to ask, "If you were to die tomorrow, what would you do tonight?" ”

"That's not nonsense!" Star-Lord rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Of course, I kidnapped Sovereign's woman who is known as the most beautiful woman in the universe, and then fought until dawn!" ”

"Clam ......!"

Yongdu laughed and got up, letting Star-Lord, who was caught off guard, lie on the ground with a thud.

He stopped Yongdu and said: "Not bad, yes, worthy of my ......"

Star-Lord lay on the ground with the word "too" and asked, "What's yours?" ”

The corners of Yongdu's mouth curved slightly: "It's worthy of mine...... Soldier. But there's still so much more to learn, and you're nowhere near a good pillager! ”

Star-Lord sighed and said with a disgusted face: "Lao Tzu should not be a predator, Lao Tzu should be a hero, Lao Tzu should form a guard team to protect the whole universe, so that Lao Tzu can sleep with any woman he wants!" ”

β€œhe,tui!”

Yongdu spit out a mouthful of old phlegm on the ground, only less than five centimeters away from Star-Lord's little face, and heard Yongdu also say with a disgusted face: "Be a shit hero, heroes die early, just your small body is afraid that it will be cold in a few days, you still honestly do a good job as a marauder This promising profession!" ”

"I don't!" Star-Lord jumped up and shouted, "I'm just going to be a hero!" ”

Yongdu pulled a big mouth: "You don't have a choice, if you want to be free, beat me!" ”

Star-Lord wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, screaming and rushing towards Yongdu.

The two men suddenly writhed again.

This was Star-Lord's daily routine until he was thirty years old.

Yongdu's words and deeds are subtly influencing him, or rather, although Star-Lord does not admit that he is a marauder, he actually has the spirit of a marauder.

Predators are a bunch of outlaws with their heads pinned to their belts, they are slaves to desire, and they are willing to be driven by desire, and even between life and desire, they will not hesitate to choose desire.

Just like a moth to a fire, although its life is short, it can ignite the light that every witness will remember!

And this is the romance that belongs to the predators!

The reason why Yongdu would say that Star-Lord is not yet a qualified marauder is because Star-Lord has already understood the word "wave" in romance.

That's why he almost got scared to pee while asking Gamora to come out, because in his worldview, in the face of life and desire, of course, you must first satisfy your desire!

Whether he admits it or not, Yongdu has raised Star-Lord as an adult. But Star-Lord hasn't fought Yongdu since he was thirty years old, some people think he was subdued, others think he was holding bad water in his stomach, but Yongdu knows that it's because he's old.

Yongdu has been in the universe for most of his life, and on human beings, he is now at least seventy years old, and he belongs to a retired uncle. Like Odin, the increase in age has also greatly reduced his physical function, frankly speaking, now he can't beat Star-Lord, after all, Star-Lord's dirtiness is in the same vein as him, and Star-Lord is younger than him, and youth is the capital.

But Star-Lord is no longer fighting Yongdu, not because of fear of losing, but because of fear of winning. He longs for freedom, but he fears it, or rather, there is no place for him in this universe except for the marauders.

Everyone needs a sense of belonging, and Star-Lord is no exception.

Yondu knew that Star-Lord knew about his aging, and Star-Lord knew that Yondu knew that he knew Yondu's aging, but neither of them said anything, they both pretended not to know, and Star-Lord thought that he could keep messing around like this, but Yondu disagreed.

He is a predator who knows the cruelty of the universe and will never survive if he is not mature enough.

So just as a lion will push a cub off a cliff, Yongdu will drive Star-Lord to a dead end.

Do you want to be a good baby by Lao Tzu's side all the time, and you want to be blessed by Lao Tzu's side all the time?

Daydreaming!

The Marauder's creed is to pursue desire, and if there is no desire, then I will create a desire for you!

So Yongdu used the connections he had accumulated all his life to finally get the whereabouts of the Cosmic Spirit Ball, he didn't know that the Cosmic Spirit Ball was a power gem, he only knew that this thing was very valuable.

And money is the root of all desires!

He gave this task to Star-Lord, so Star-Lord was able to get the Cosmic Spirit Orb "effortlessly", because Yongdu had already helped him blow the ashes away in advance.

Next, Star-Lord is unexpectedly captured by desire and betrays Yongdu, but Yongdu is angry on the surface, but he is actually very relieved on the inside.

That's right, give birth to desires, pursue desires, satisfy desires, this is what a marauder should look like, boy, go and have a good time, if you don't die, you are a qualified predator!

Yongdu may not be a good man, but he is a good father.

Knowledge, experience, perception of life, perception of the world, he taught Star-Lord everything he knew without reservation, and without asking for anything in return, if this is not a good father, then what is?

The brief memories are over, and time returns to reality.

The blue light on Star-Lord's body became brighter and brighter, and then a string of sparks suddenly burst out from the console of the shuttle, and a wormhole suddenly opened in front of the spaceship, and before Star-Lord and Kamora could come to their senses, the two were unprepared and pulled into a hyperspace jumping journey.

In the next second, the shuttle appeared on the periphery of Igo Star, and the blue light on Star-Lord's body became stronger and stronger, it seemed to have some kind of connection with Igo, controlling the spaceship, piercing into the light cocoon under Odin's cloth like a hot knife cutting butter, breaking through the atmosphere, and rushing all the way down the tunnel made by the fireproof girl into the depths of the earth.

The firefighter is right, Odin is a god, and the only one who can break through the barrier he has set up can only be a god.

And Star-Lord is God.

Or rather, he had the blood of God in his body.

With the continuous release of Igo's power, this bloodline was also pulled, so he led Star-Lord across space to Igo Star.

In fact, before he arrived, Igo didn't deliberately attract him, and even he didn't know that he and his descendants would have this kind of power resonance, after all, he had no children before, no kind.

But after Star-Lord's arrival, Iago understood that he had finally waited for a child who could inherit his power, and that his long-awaited cause was finally possible!

Thrilled by this discovery, he immediately sent a doppelganger to the shuttle's fall, ready for a heartfelt father-son acquaintance.

Star-Lord has the planetary energy protection inherited from Igo, and he was unscathed in the crash, he just dragged Gamora out of the shuttle, who had only half a life left, and when he turned around, he saw a huge insect more than three meters tall and constantly exuding dripping mucus standing in front of him, and his mouth was a cry urging people to pee: "Cub, I'm your father!" ”

Who the hell is the son of a worm! Did you learn from Uncle Qin, the janitor, when I was a biology? Even if Yongdu says it's my dad, it's more credible than you say it's my dad!

"Huh!" Star-Lord laughed, pulled out a Magnetic Storm Grenade from his ass pocket, the number one best-selling product on the black market for weapons this year, and threw it into the big bug's mouth with a thud.

"You're my father, I'm still your grandfather! Die, monster! ”

Boom, Igo doppelganger, pawn!

If the father and son recognize each other and do not exist, the father's kindness and son's filial piety are what everyone wants.