As the saying goes, people always have to encounter a little bit in this life, and in the past 23 years of life, Comrade Huang Xiaobei can be said to be convinced of this.

Because he is also surnamed Huang, well, the same as the surname of a certain old immortal, Huang Xiaobei has been a famous poisonous milk crow mouth since he was a child.

Zhengtai Huang Xiaobei in kindergarten is very cute, and has been loved by all the teachers in the kindergarten, of course, Zhengtai Huang Xiaobei also likes that kindergarten very much.

But the bad luck is here.

One day, Huang Xiaobei, who was playing, suddenly heard other children say that the kindergarten has recently encountered financial problems and is likely to go bankrupt, and their parents are ready to change kindergartens for them.

The naïve and romantic Huang Xiaobei snorted at that time, and said to those children angrily: "How is it possible, the kindergarten is so good, it is absolutely impossible to go out of business." ”

The next day, the kindergarten was declared closed.........

The old headmaster, who was in his sixties, almost cried and blinded his eyes because of this.

"That's not right, it's obvious that it can last at least half a year, why did it fall so quickly!"

Huang Xiaobei was also very sad, so he ran over to comfort the principal.

"Principal, grandpa, don't worry, although the kindergarten is gone, you will definitely be able to reopen a bigger kindergarten in the future."

The old principal wept bitterly, "Child, there is no hope, there is really no hope." ”

Huang Xiaobei pouted, "How is it possible, you are so good, and you often buy me delicious food, even if the kindergarten can't be opened, you will definitely live a long life in the future." ”

Three days later, the old principal crossed the street and did not look at the road, and unfortunately had a car accident.......

If there is no accident, the old principal was probably milked alive by Huang Xiaobei, and died unjustly under the mouth of a certain Zhengtai's poisonous milk crow.

Huang Xiaobei absolutely doesn't believe that he is really a poisonous milk crow's mouth, but there are some things, if you don't believe it, you can't do it.

I remember when I was a child for the New Year, his father led him out to pay New Year's greetings, and Huang Xiaobei smiled and said a few auspicious words of blessing to those father's friends and colleagues, such as "Uncle and aunt have a good New Year, I wish your family good luck and prosperity." ”

It's a normal blessing, but when it came to the New Year the next year, Huang Xiaobei found that the object of his New Year's greetings this year suddenly changed a group of people, and all those uncles and aunts last year were gone.

As soon as he asked his father, Huang Xiaobei learned that all the aunts and uncles who were blessed by him last year had suffered disasters in the following year.

Some are divorced.

Some have had an accident at home.

Some of them were deceived into doing business in partnership with others......

In this regard, Huang Xiaobei still doesn't believe that he is a poisonous milk crow's mouth.

But later, when his father led him out to pay New Year's greetings again, those uncles and aunts saw him as if they had seen a disaster, holding the New Year's money, crying and grabbing Huang Xiaobei, who was still a little aggrieved, and shouted.

"Ancestor, I beg you, leave us a way to live! Your old man opened his mouth three times, and our company has changed three batches of people! None of them escaped! ”

Huang Xiaobei said that he was very aggrieved, but he didn't believe in this evil, and he had to use his actual actions to prove that he was not a crow's mouth!

A series of tragedies followed.

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Probably because of the continuous growth of age, Huang Xiaobei's poisonous milk skills are getting stronger and stronger, and the poisonous milk starting style "how is it possible" is also becoming more and more effective.

"How is it possible, our elementary school is rich, how can it go out of business like a kindergarten."

"How is it possible, why does the principal look so upright and gentlemanly, how can it be two. Milk. ”

"How is it possible, the vice principal is in his sixties, and the biology teacher is in his eighties, how can they get together."

"How is it possible, my father is in such good health, so he won't die of illness like your father."

In this way, from elementary school to high school, Comrade Huang Xiaobei crossed a private elementary school, two junior high school principals, and six high school teachers........ Plus his own father.

At that moment, when his own father died in front of him, seventeen-year-old Huang Xiaobei collapsed, "God! What's the matter, is my mouth so smart! Even my own father can be told to die by me! ”

In front of the hospital bed, Huang Xiaobei, who was already desperate for this world, snorted, "God, do you dare to let me be a little more effective!" Okay, I'll try again, I bet that the national table tennis will definitely be the same as before this year, and all of them will win the championship! ”

"I don't believe that the national table tennis has been hung to that extent, and I can still be said to die!"

A few months later, the Asian Championships national table tennis was upset, and the two famous players were both out of the tournament and missed the finals........

The initiator burst into tears after reading the news and decided to be a dumb person from now on.

At this point, Huang Xiaobei is a god, and he can't be a god if he doesn't seal it, you must know that this is an existence that can even lose national table tennis.

People who know him also call him and his predecessor Lao Xian as poisonous milk double yellow.

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Facts have proved that Huang Xiaobei's mouth is really powerful to the extreme.

After his father was unfortunately milked alive by him, Huang Xiaobei thought heartbrokenly, "My life must be over, I guess I can't even go to college, he is an orphan, let's honestly go to the construction site to move bricks in the future." ”

His classmates comforted him and said Xiaobei, don't be so pessimistic, you may not be miserable in the future.

Huang Xiaobei snorted again, "How can it not be miserable!" What virtue have I had! ”

The poisonous milk starting style "how is it possible" appeared again, this time, Huang Xiaobei wittily took a bite of his own milk.

A month after the end of the college entrance examination, Huang Xiaobei, who unfortunately failed the list, no longer has hope in life.

But in this extremely tragic situation, a foreign old man who changed into a robe and was Gandalf suddenly appeared in front of Huang Xiaobei, and amiably sent an invitation to study abroad to Huang Xiaobei, who couldn't even get into college.

Van Zhuo Morsey, the conditions offered by this British aristocratic college, Youwo's almost made Huang Xiaobei wonder if he had met a liar.

Tuition is free of charge, graduation packages are allocated, as long as you study well, a scholarship of 30,000 pounds per year, and all school expenses are covered by the school.

Looking at the handsome, polite, and infinite charm of the old principal in front of him, Huang Xiaobei finally accepted the fact that his poisonous milk skills were unparalleled in the world, and said with tears in his eyes that he would go, and he would definitely go.

"Headmaster, you are such a good person, why do you want me to study in your academy? There are people who have better grades than me in high school, so why can't it be my turn? Although he was very suspicious that the old principal found himself all by his crow's mouth, Huang Xiaobei still felt strange, because with his virtue, what fell from the sky could not be a pie, and it would not be his turn if there was a pie.

The old principal, whose name was also Fanzhuo Morxi, touched Huang Xiaobei's head affectionately and said, "Because you are a descendant of our blood clan, every descendant of the blood clan is going to the academy for further study. ”

Bloodline? What Bloodline?

Hey, he's not talking about vampires, is he? Wait a minute, vampire, I'm Nima, who's a vampire!

Wong Tai Sin collapsed.

What about the pit daddy! You want to say that I am from the poisoned milk family, after so many years of sorrow, I can almost believe it, but Nima actually said that I am a vampire? Where am I like a vampire! How could I be a vampire!

Principal Fan Zhuo just smiled slightly, "Xiaobei, don't doubt it, you are indeed a member of our blood clan, and you are also one of the best descendants among us, but you have not yet experienced the baptism of the first embrace, so you have not yet mastered the natural ability of our blood clan, do you know, every descendant of the blood clan will get all kinds of wonderful abilities after the baptism of the first embrace, believe me, as long as you go to the academy to study, you will soon find your own strangeness, and by that time ......"

"Well, is poisoned milk a superpower?"

The old headmaster's face was full of confusion, "What is it?" ”

"Poisoned milk, that is, what kind of spirit, but it's all the other way around, if you count, I guess I already have ........"

"This ...... It's a little bit close to the Great Prophecy, but it doesn't seem to be a superpower. Xiaobei, I heard about your father, this should be some kind of coincidence, don't be too sad. ”

Huang Xiaobei shrugged his shoulders and didn't say anything, so he agreed to go to the UK to study.

The key is that if he doesn't go to the UK, where else can he go? You can't really move bricks.

Although Huang Xiaobei was still more skeptical, wondering if the old man in front of him who looked very identious was a liar, he ......

Huang Xiaobei said with tears that even if he is really a liar, it is estimated that he can escape from the devil's cave with his mouth, and if he is lucky, the liar can still be poisoned by him.

As a result, Huang Xiaobei embarked on a career of studying in the UK (tragic).

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Seven years ago, Huang Xiaobei, who was still in junior high school, sat on the sofa with his father and watched a basketball game.

Looking at the picture broadcast on TV, Huang Xiaobei, a junior high school student, shook his head and sighed: "This Dongshi basketball team is definitely going to be cold, don't look at what kind of kung fu basketball they are, but their main force has been defeated by traitors, and their opponent is still Bayi Shuanglu, Bayi Shuanglu!" How strong the team, Yan Xiangchen, Zhao Mengwu, and Zhao Muran are all first-line players of the national team, as well as the perverted three-point shooter Lin Ping, Dongshi is definitely going to be cold this time, how can he win? Take what to win! Losing is a sure thing! ”

"Hey, the head coach is on the field, alas, it's definitely going to be over, wait a minute, this coach is also surnamed Huang?"

—————— dividing line,New book release,This book is the sequel to the previous work "People and Things Through Those Years",I hope you readers will read the previous work first and then look at the sequel,Although it is two stories,But it mainly undertakes the plot development of the previous work,In addition,After the completion of the previous work,In the next has deleted 170,000 words of the previous work,Tens of thousands of words were added,That is to say, only 17k is genuine。

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