Chapter 120: Old Enchantress!?
I raised my eyebrows, this meal must be invited.
"Brother Tian, let's do it with me! It's embarrassing to eat you all the time these days~"
The fat face that was talking was hilarious, and the necks that Yun Lou was holding each other were swaying like drunk, like two teasers, no, these are two teases!
“OK! Then come on~"
I winked at Fat Yuan, looked calm, and said very decisively, I was afraid that he would regret it in the next moment.
Hey, hey, hey~ This meal is actually the same as me and Fat Yuan, who pays for it, since Fat Yuan has a heart, how can we not touch other people's face, right?
Hearing my words, the expressions on the faces of the originally shaky Chubby Yuan and Yunlou and the young lady with the rain veil who had been hanging next to them instantly froze, and looked at me with a strange expression, as if I had said something strange, emmm, is there any?
After being stunned for a short time, Fat Yuan directly broke free of Yunlou's muscular arms, and suddenly ran to me and pressed my shoulders with a moving expression, shook my body excitedly, and said, "Hahaha!" Brother Tian, thank you for giving me a chance! ”
"Huh?"
I was stunned, Yunlou was stunned, Yusha stared at me with her eyes open and her mouth open, looking at me and Chubby Yuan in surprise, that expression was as if she had seen aliens.
What's the situation? I'm not cheating him on money~ What kind of opportunity is this? Could it be that he has too many cards to use, and this is an opportunity to show off his wealth? Or maybe it's.
I glanced at Miss Yusha gently, emmm, didn't you say that the man who paid for it was the most handsome? Is this what it means, but aren't Yunlou and Yusha a pair? It seems that the fat man didn't see it~ Find a chance to mention him, um~ I'm such a good person, uh, no, what a wild man!
"Okay, let's hurry over, fatty, you're hungry too, let's go quickly~" I pulled the sleeve of the fat man who originally wanted to "fit" with the cloud building that stretched out my arms, and then stood on tiptoe and whispered in his ear: "Fatty, don't spoil their good deeds, they are adding tricks to tonight's nightlife~"
"Huh? I see, but what's the show? ”
When Fat Yuan heard this, his head tilted, but he took back half of the steps, leaned down and blocked between us with his fat hand, as if he was a thief.
"Ahem~ It's fun~Hehe~You know~" I secretly glanced at Yunlou who was looking at me curiously with ambiguous eyes, and the rain veil that had been looking at Yunlou's side face, which strengthened my guess!
"Whoosh! It turns out that Brother Yun has been saying that he is a single dog before, and the purpose is here~"
After hearing this, the fat round, who originally looked a little serious, turned into a face full of obscenity, and his eyes wandered between the cloud tower and the rain veil without shying away, emmm, that expression, absolutely!
Huh? Fat Yuan's reaction is not quite right~ Could it be that I guessed wrong, well, maybe it's to attract the girls around me when I pay for it, and cast the net directly, hmm~ The fat man has something!
"Ahem! Brother Yun, you and Yusha will lead the way in front, I have something to discuss with the fat man, so let's follow you behind! ”
After the discussion, I took a deep breath, my expression quickly returned to normal, and said to Yunlou with a smile.
"Yes, yes, Brother Yun, the movement of the two of you at night should be a little smaller, Sister Yu, she is weak and ......"
Fat Yuan is still obscene, and the ambiguity in his eyes is undiminished, God, how can this kind of thing be said clearly? !
I immediately hit the fat man's fat belly with the elbow of my right hand, and directly hit the latter back with the second half of the sentence, really.
"Huh? Fat dude, what are you talking about? ”
Yunlou is still asking in the clouds, tsk tsk~ can really pretend!
The rain veil beside him blushed, and he got closer to Yunlou, burying his face on his wide back, you see, isn't this a tacit acquiescence?
"Ahem! It's nothing, just act as a fat man and he's farting, let's go~ Hurry up and taste the peerless delicacy that Brother Yun said, I don't have any resistance to delicious food~"
I waved my hand, glared back at the fat man, and changed the subject with an awkward smile.
"Yes, yes, I wasn't talking about you just now, but I thought of the plot in the movie, and I couldn't help but say it, wow! Starving, where is the buffet, right! Hurry up, hurry up, go away! I can't help it! ”
Although the wave of Fat Yuan is getting darker and darker, Yunlou doesn't care at all, it's just that I don't know what kind of movie the fat man said is it, really.
"Haha~ No problem, I moved my muscles and bones just now, and now I feel like I can eat a cow, and we'll compare who eats more!"
Yunlou smiled heartily, and the steps under his feet were also the boss, leading us through the crowd, and after turning two street corners, a four-story stone building in front of us that was completely different from the comfortable style around us appeared, forming a strong contrast with the small wooden building that was half shorter.
emmm, I walked up to the building in disbelief, and touched the unbelievably colored and smooth walls of the stone building with my hand, the hard and cold texture was definitely stone, but I really couldn't figure out how this building was built, how could such a building be built in such a place where facilities and technology were missing? Well, what cards can be used to build a house?
Well, that makes sense! Everything here can't be judged by common sense, why not build a house? How surprising could it be that there are fire-breathing pigs?
"Hey! Ay! What are you here for?! Don't touch your hands, can you afford to pay if you break it?! ”
Just as I was about to withdraw my hand and walk back to the fat man, suddenly a vicious and sharp voice like a sissy pierced my ears, and judging from the direction of the voice, it seemed to be another word about me, emmm, really, if this thing is touched and will break, then it might as well be bulldozed directly.
Turning his head and glancing at the sissy who was standing in front of the gate, twisting his orchid fingers, his Adam's apple was very inconspicuous, and his face was covered with a layer of white ash, it was really disgusting, why would the Lin family let this kind of person guard the door?
"What do you see? Yokel! It's a high-end restaurant, and it's not something like you can just come in! "That sissy doesn't care about it, it's a batch of poisonous tongues.
I resisted the unhappiness in my heart, I still honestly raised my hands, and then slowly turned around and walked back, calming the fat man who looked angry and could have a seizure at any time, and gave him a look that did not move, no way, there is no benefit in arguing with him about this matter, and talking too much will affect the mood.
Yusha frowned, looking at the sissy with great displeasure, and the sissy also glared back at her, and then her face was raised to the sky, as if she was looking at people with her nostrils, I have to say, this ghost skill is quite strange.
Afterwards, Yun Lou also came over and patted me on the shoulder, and said in my ear: "This is the direct property of the Lin family, if it weren't for the people of the Lin family, they would definitely suffer, so it is not appropriate to talk more about this kind of dog who relies on human power." ”
I looked at him and nodded, this is also where I have scruples, if I have a conflict with the Lin family in the Lin family's camp, the chance of me being recognized will be greatly increased, it is really unnecessary.
Then, the four of us changed our usual style, looked cold and cloudy, and took the lead to walk inside.
But who knew that the sissy came out to be a demon again.
"Hey, hey~ What's that guy doing in the back? Are you embarrassed to mess with others?! "That sissy seems to be on a bar with me, a chicken! Neurotic bar! I'm messing around with someone else?! I don't know which of his nostrils can see it!
It didn't take more than three days, I slowly let go of my clenched fists, suppressed the anger in my heart again, and forcibly endured not giving him a set of meat bun set meals in his face, I was unlucky to meet this kind of person, okay?
"Hey! You are the person. ”
Suddenly, as we reached the door, the sissy reached out and tried to grab my clothes.
Can this be endured?!
Syllable!
Just as I raised my right hand, ready to show him what a punching bag big fist was, it was too late, and suddenly a big slap was slapped in his face, and then a beautiful voice was heard.
"Lin Yu, I didn't let you watch the door here to do bad things for the Lin family! I'll just say why there are fewer guests when you're on duty, it's a good thing you did! ”
I turned my head curiously, with such a beautiful voice, I guess the person who came would not look too bad.
"Old witch?!"
However, it doesn't matter if you don't turn your head, I almost scared me to death on the spot when I turned my head, damn a chicken, isn't this the old witch who wanted to kiss me and hug me on the first day of school?!
emmm, why is he here? Moreover, why could God's voice turn into a woman?! Could it be that my memory is messed up? Or is it his twin sister?
"Oh? Isn't that unsettling? It's really a place in life where you don't meet, I can't imagine it~ You can live until now? But I responded to a sentence, good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years~"
After hearing my exclamation, the old witch smiled weirdly, moved slightly, bypassed the sissy, directly ignored the surprised crowd, walked to the steps in front of me, pinched my chin condescendingly, sighed in my face, and then said in a very sultry and seductive tone: "Don't be alarmed little brother, do you want to kiss, hug, hold high~"
My eyes widened suddenly, even if half of my feet are buried in the coffin, I will never forget this sentence, God, is it really my brain that is broken?
Obviously, she didn't have breasts before! And there's a mystery protrusion under the crotch, it's over! Did this product have sex reassignment surgery!? It's scary!
I swallowed my saliva with difficulty, and the cold sweat on my head slowly slid down, and there was a feeling of itching.