I swallowed my saliva with difficulty, and the cold sweat on my head slowly slid down, and there was a tingling sensation as I brushed the hairs on my cheeks.

"Yo~ little brother, what's wrong with you? Isn't it very hot here~ I'm sweating, come, I'll wipe it for you~ By the way, why are you here? Do you want to do it again? You just try~"

I'm really scared to move, what's going on?! Although her little brother screamed very refreshment, but, but she is a shemale! Mom~ I want to escape!

"! Brother Tian, I can't imagine that you still know this kind of big beauty, you are really a scourge! This is the third! "Fat Yuan finally came to the rescue, but why did he turn his elbow out?! Forget it if you say I'm a scourge, what the hell is the third one? Is it really my brain that is broken?

"Hehe~ Listen, listen, your friends think you are a scourge~ It seems that you have done a lot of immoral things during this time~" The old witch smiled, the face of the upside-down beings leaned directly against my chest, and the fragrance of orchids that permeated my body made people feel a little refreshed.

a chicken! Lao Tzu's innocence! Why was I relied on by a shemale?!

I immediately bounced up like a cat with its tail stepped on, and pushed the old witch out at once, emmm, this is not careful, the force is really a little too big, I saw the latter swoop on the steps, let out an exclamation.

Just when I felt a little remorseful, wondering whether to help her and apologize or something.

"! What are you doing?! Do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?! ”

Unconsciously, a group of onlookers popped up from nowhere, one of the strong men let go of the hand of the girl next to him, walked directly over and pushed me away, and then gently walked to the old witch's side, stretched out his right hand, and said softly while trying to help her up: "Beautiful girl, there is a delicate and gentle heart hidden under my rough appearance, that fool is like this to you, do you want me to help you get angry~"

"Okay~ You help me beat him up, let's go have a meal together in the evening, how about it?" The old witch didn't accept his support, but gritted her teeth slightly, squeezed out a smile and said.

"it!! it! Girl, I can too! Can I have dinner with you? ”

At this moment, the onlookers were directly boiling, shouting at the top of their voices, that posture, I estimate that as long as she says a word, I will be eaten raw by this group of people! Hemp eggs?! Where did a shemale get such a big charm? Poison it!

But at this time, I can't think too much, the fist of the strong man with an excited face who got the invitation of the shemale is about to rush to my front door, alas~ naïve, his attack is really like a turtle speed in my eyes, but I don't have to shoot at all.

Because...... Chubby Yuan was standing right next to me.

"I'll hit ~~"

said that it was too late, and the fat round with a disdainful face came directly to the back, and a blow of meat fist jumped on the face of the goods, and suddenly beat him back into the crowd, and overwhelmed a group of passers-by who had no time to escape, and then the two white sensen in the sky, with bloody teeth, slowly fell into the mouth of the strong man who opened his mouth and screamed.

This scene directly shocked the onlookers, and the originally noisy crowd instantly quieted down.

"Do you really think I'm a pork dealer?" After the fat round fight, he clasped his hands in front of his chest, said an inexplicable word, looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle with his head, and said very contemptuously.

"Fatty! Domineering side leakage!! ”

I gave him a thumbs up, and although I didn't quite understand the meaning of the sentence, it didn't stop me from complimenting him.

"That must drop!"

The fat man was not polite at all, and the slit on his face scanned the crowd vigorously, as if he was looking for something, it was really enough.

Somewhat helpless, I bypassed the fat circle and walked in front of the old witch, looking at the old witch with some scrapes on her hands and feet with a somewhat complicated expression, and said, "Lin Yuhan, what are you going to do?" ”

"What am I doing? When the school started, your brick knocked me directly to the hospital for more than half a month, and now I still feel pain when I see you, can't I find someone to beat you? The old witch Lin Yuhan pouted Lao Gao, and her tone was very resentful, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"Beast!!"

"You're not a human being!"

After hearing what Lin Yuhan said, the passers-by who had calmed down became excited again, and they were vigorous, but no one dared to take a step forward.

Having said that, the aggrieved little appearance of the old witch may seem like a spring in the eyes of outsiders, but for me, who has seen through everything, it is the opposite, the shemale is coquettish to me, emmm.

Wow! It's scary!

"Brother Tian, is she your classmate? You're willing to hit her?! After hearing this, Fat Yuan couldn't help but turn his head to look at me, his fat face was full of surprise and strangeness, and then he seemed to think of something again, and said to himself: "It's worthy of Brother Tian!" ”

As for Yunlou and Yusha, the two of them were still eating melons in front of the crowd, but Yunlou was staring at Lin Yuhan directly, and his eyes were about to fall out, and he was still muttering to himself, as if to say something, if he could find such a wife and have children, even if he was willing to lick it for the rest of his life.

And Yusha looked at Yunlou's face directly, and then looked at the old witch with hostility, and snorted softly with a round little face, her small mouth opened and closed slightly, and she couldn't hear what she was saying.

"Alas~ Well, it was indeed my fault that day, but who knew you were a man?! It almost didn't scare me to death! I pursed my lips, and finally said this sentence, the fathers and villagers around me, don't be deceived by his appearance~

Hiss~~~

Immediately afterward, the pair of round, bulb-like eyes around me continued to impact my hearing and hearing with the sound of a range hood gasping.

Fat Yuan also jumped back in an instant, and finally opened his long-lost eyes, and glanced frantically at Lin Yuhan's body, but his open mouth did not make any sound, and Yunlou's expression also became very frightened, and there was a little bit of loss in the horror, and a little hope appeared in the loss.

Well, as for the rain yarn, she is definitely the one with the biggest contrast in the audience, her fair face is beautiful, like eating sweet honey, filled with an indescribable joy, and her gaze at Lin Yuhan has become very soft.

Huh?! Am I saying the wrong thing?

When I looked at Lin Yuhan again, she had already turned into a stunned and aggrieved look, and then, her violently undulating, airport-like chest kept coming out of the sound of snoring and heavy breathing, which made me feel very bad, after all, it was in front of the public that pierced her disguise, mom yes ~ have to slip!

Said that it was too late and that was fast I didn t move and I had already hid behind the fat round I wanted to leave under the cover of the fat round body emmm but.

"Ou! Dawn! Sky! You're a man, your whole family is a man! Stop me! Make it clear! The old witch with a blue and white face clenched her fists with both hands, her voice became a little trembling, and there seemed to be endless fire gushing out of her eyes, choosing people to devour.

I cowered and hid behind the fat round, only leaking out one head, and said cautiously: "You, aren't you just a man?" ”

"Me!"

Lin Yuhan clenched her silver teeth, jumped to her feet angrily, and then she seemed to have made a ruthless decision, and directly came to me with a terrifying aura, and in the eyes of everyone who was surprised as if she had eaten a pound of, she grabbed my left hand and slammed it on her slightly bulging chest in a white shirt.

"Say! Am I a man or a woman! ”

Lin Yuhan's face was red, maybe he was so angry that he would do this kind of thing.

When my hand was on her soft chest, the brake pads in my head seemed to go down eighteen lengthy steep slopes in a row, scrapped on the spot, and directly lost control and overturned, I couldn't even find the steering wheel, I didn't have time to organize the language, and subconsciously blurted out, saying: "Male, male." ”

Then he noticed that something seemed to be wrong, and quickly said in a trembling voice: "No, woman, woman." ”

"Wow! Beasts! ”

"Brute!"

"Let go of that girl!"

"Oh my God! My goddess! Defiled by a pig! I'm not alive anymore~"

For a while, the scene was very irritable! Many people rushed up directly with their fists, but all of them were thrown back by the fat round face of the inner cow, and some even pinched their own necks on the spot, and then lay on the ground, I really don't know how to do it......

emmm, withdrew his hand, and regained a little bit of sanity, I suddenly found that even Yunlou was raising his fist angrily, tears flowing, if it weren't for the smiling rain gauze lady in front of him who was trying to stop him, I am afraid that Yunlou wouldn't mind rushing over and beating me at all.

Turning her head, the initiator of the riot was crouching on the ground covering her face, and a sobbing sound came from her petite body.

OMG! What's the situation? What the hell am I doing wrong?

I looked around a little at a loss, what is the matter now?! Run? It doesn't feel good, it seems to be a little irresponsible, staying here, it doesn't feel good, what if the people of the Lin family rush out and beat me?

Wow! It's such a mess, I shouldn't have come!

Hurriedly squatted down, and patted Lin Yuhan's shoulder as if he was trying to see if the eggs that had just come out of the pot were hot, ready to try to comfort her, this bell still needs to be tied to the bell, if she is happy, then everything will naturally be fine.

"Who is it! How dare you make trouble in front of Lao Tzu's restaurant?! ”

Suddenly, a very rough voice came from above the restaurant, and then, from the top of the building more than ten meters high, jumped a strong middle-aged man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, full of dragon-like muscles, and made of steel.