Chapter 520: Liu Junhao Learns Ventriloquism
Text] Chapter 520 Liu Junhao learns ventriloquism——
Chapter 520: Liu Junhao learns ventriloquism
Before arriving at the entrance of the "door", Liang Bifa's macular skin screamed for a new experience of text reading"
"Old man Liang, are you at home?" Liu Junhao was afraid of being bitten by a dog, so he hurriedly shouted at the top of his throat.
"Who?" Hearing someone calling, Liang Bifa answered and went out of the "door", "Liu Junhao, why are you here, hurry up and enter the house?" ”
The old man saw that he was an acquaintance, and hurriedly invited him in. The year before last, Liang Bifa went to Liu Junhao to ask for Tai Sui water a few times, and the effect was surprisingly good. He publicized it several times in the village, but many people also went to Liujiagou to "get" Tai Sui water after hearing about it, and most of them said that it was introduced by Liang Bifa. The old man regretted it, for fear of causing some trouble to others.
However, Liu Junhao didn't care, and basically responded to his needs.
In fact, Liu Junhao is quite depressed now, his family's prosaic Tai Sui water has been passed down from mouth to mouth, becoming more and more deified, and now it is called "divine water" by many rural elders, and some people come to ask for it every three or five days.
And the wind is blowing more and more fiercely, and many tourists come with wine bottles after hearing about it. Even Zhang's mother brought a few bottles when she returned to the city some time ago, saying that the old sisters begged for it.
Dealing with this result, the two of them were very depressed, but there was no way. Every time you send someone away, you have to tell you that you still have to see a doctor if you are sick, and don't have too much hope for Tai Sui Shui.
In fact, Liu Junhao didn't quite understand how effective Tai Sui water was. For this, he deliberately checked the information on the Internet, and some people on the Internet said that it was mysterious, but some people said that it was worthless, and there was no clear answer until now.
However, he thinks that this thing should have a certain effect, mainly because all the water in his house to soak in Tai Sui comes from the stone lock space.
"Ah, old man, are you making a rolling cage, you want to catch Su Ziniao?" Liu Junhao sat down in the courtyard and asked casually. He turned his head to see a large pile of thin bamboo sticks not far away, and a semi-finished cage next to it, and immediately understood what it was for.
This is mainly because he is clear about the "door" of the rolling cage, and he often watched his grandfather do it when he was a child.
Suzi birds, like sparrows, were common in Liujiagou in the early years. In autumn and winter, flocks of Suzi birds will wander in the bushes, fields, and wheat fields. This thing likes to eat Suzi very much, so it was named Suzi Bird by the people of Daqingshan.
They are slightly smaller than sparrows, but they are far less "shrewd" than sparrows, giving people a silly feeling. It is very involved in eating food, and many times it does not like to fly when people come to it. It can be said that the IQ of the Suzi Bird is only slightly higher than that of the Daredevil, so it is very simple to catch, just use the Suzi and the ears of grain as "baiting" bait.
When he was a child, whenever it snowed, Liu Junhao would hang the cage on the big tree in his yard, and of course put a bird inside. As long as this attracts birds, it can immediately attract a large group of Suzi birds, and the black pressure will fall on the poplar tree.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Old Man Liu would take out a rabbit gun from the house, load it with steel, fill it with explosives, and then shoot at the poplar tree. There is no need to aim at all, this gun is a big shot. When there are almost no empty guns, the maximum shot can hit more than 30.
Of course, more often than not, it is to catch birds by rolling cages, and the rolling cages made by Old Man Liu are very ingenious, and the birds are placed in the middle, and the two sides are equipped with rolling steps. The roller is made of bamboo skewers, and a bunch of ears of grain are hung on it. As long as the bird falls down to eat the bait, it will step on the roll, and then it will be rolled into the cage.
There are also tiles falling at one end of the rolling step, like a seesaw, and the Suzi bird catches it, and the rolling step recovers immediately, waiting for the next one to take the bait.
The louder the call of the birds, the more Suzi birds come to hear the sound, and sometimes dozens of them can be caught in half a day.
Suzi bird has a gentle temperament and is easy to feed. However, this thing is a bit strange, and the bright red "color" in front of the male bird's "chest" will slowly become lighter after a long period of time, and finally become completely green.
This was all more than ten years ago, and when he grew up, Liu Junhao didn't have the leisure to "get" this thing at all. Watching Liang Bifa do it today, I feel very fresh.
"You know this thing, too, but I don't catch Suzi birds, I rely on them to catch red-necked birds."
"Red-necked bird, this bird is hard to catch." Liu Junhao exclaimed with some surprise. The red-necked bird is somewhat similar to the white-headed bird, and there is a red spot the size of a fingernail on the lower part of the neck, which is very bright. This bird is different from the Suzi bird, and it is quite "shrewd". There are many people who want to catch them, but very few succeed.
"Don't be afraid, I have a unique skill" Liang Bifa finished speaking, followed by the curl of his tongue, and even imitated the call of a red-necked bird.
The voice was so vivid that if Liu Junhao hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would almost have thought that a red-necked bird was singing opposite him.
"How?" After screaming a few times, Liang Bifa stopped proudly.
"Absolutely," Liu Junhao stretched out his thumb and admired.
Relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, there are many unique mountain people in Daqingshan, but I didn't expect Liang Bifa to be one of them. Liu Junhao had heard of this method of "luring" birds with sound, but it was the first time he had seen it with his own eyes.
"Do you want to learn?" The old man asked again.
"I ...... All right? Liu Junhao was a little moved. He doesn't have to catch birds, the key is that he can learn more "door" skills, and this technology also gives people a cool feeling.
"If there's anything you can't do, as long as you work hard, you can absolutely do it." After Liang Bifa finished speaking, he pursed his lips again, and his mouth changed into another bird's call: "Chirp, tweet......"
It's a sparrow calling, as if it has a sense of heart. A few sparrows not far away also made a "chirping" sound, echoing the old man's ventriloquism.
"Old man, I didn't expect you to have this ability." Liu Junhao admired again.
"It's nothing, practice makes perfect." Liang Bi waved his hand, and his mouth turned into a magpie sound again.
"How long does it take to learn?" Liu Junhao's heart was itching, and his curiosity was all hooked.
"I'm 60 years old and I've been practicing for more than 40 years."
"......" Liu Junhao was dumbfounded, feelings are so practice makes perfect. It took more than 40 years of practice to become successful, and then I really practiced until my beard turned white.
"It's easy to do anything" Liang Bifa saw the embarrassed expression on his face, and reprimanded: "Practicing ventriloquism is quite hard, I have been dizzy, my eyes are 'dazzled', and my lips and lips are chapped in the first few years of practice. At its worst, there were several large blood blisters on the mouth. It doesn't take that long for you to learn only a few bird calls, a few years should be enough. ”
"No, old man, I'm afraid that I can't do well and live up to your expectations." Liu Junhao replied in a sneering manner, he really didn't expect this old man to be so eager to be his master.
"Alas, you young people are the same, I will tell you the skills, whether you can learn it depends on your creation." At the end, Liang Bi sighed and said: "I can't let the ability left by my ancestors not be broken in my hands, you kid is idle all day and has plenty of time to ......"
It turned out that he found himself because of this, and Liu Junhao thought that he was talented at first.
However, what the old man said was the same as Tuogu, he had to learn hard, and forgot his intention for a while, until Zhang Qian called.
"You bear child, why didn't you say it earlier, delay other people's business." As soon as Liang Bifa heard that some tourists were looking for tile palm for treatment, he immediately shouted.
"It's your old man who pulled me to learn ventriloquism," Liu Junhao retorted depressedly in his heart.
It is easy to find tile brown in Daliang Village, and Liang Bifa has it on his own house. In less than half an hour, Liu Junhao picked half a plastic bag of tile brown, which was enough for the tourist.
The old man originally wanted to keep him for dinner, but Liu Junhao refused. People were waiting to get the tile brown, how could he have the heart to eat, and left after thanking him repeatedly.
All the way non-stop, the electric car stopped at the door of the house in 20 minutes. The tourist was already waiting in the courtyard, and Liu Junhao hurriedly handed over the tile palm.
"yes, that's it, thank you." After the other party saw the plastic bag, he hurriedly took out a hundred yuan and handed it over.
"What are you doing?" Liu Junhao pushed the money back.
"If you're busy for a long time, you have to pay for an errand, otherwise I won't be happy." The tourist spoke.
"Just a favor, no. If you do this again, I won't let you come......" Liu Junhao said that he would not accept anything.
"That'...... You can use this money to buy a few catties of yellow eels. "If you have money, you can't send it out, so the other party has to retreat.
After lunch, Liu Junhao was idle and bored at home, so he also found some bamboo sticks to make a rolling cage.
I haven't made a rolling cage for so many years, and my hands are a little rusty, so Liu Junhao "spended" an afternoon to do it. Of course, he also practiced ventriloquism for an afternoon, but unfortunately he didn't make any progress.
didn't wait for the cage to be hung up, but the little baby ran into the yard in a hurry.
"Uncle Xiaohao, I just dug up a few small yellow eels by the ditch and raised them in your backyard. It's a rolling cage......" The guy shouted greedily, "Make one for me too." ”
"This bear child, who doesn't do good things all day long, doesn't go home after school to do his homework well, even ran to the ditch to dig yellow eels, and I don't sue when Teacher Zhang comes back. Besides, what are you doing with a rolling cage, and you want to catch birds, don't you? Liu Junhao opened his mouth and said.
"Uncle Xiaohao, Teacher Zhang is still correcting homework at school. You have made a rolling cage yourself, why do you say me? The little baby retorted confidently.
"I can't do it, get out of here." Liu Junhao kept a straight face and tried to create a bit of the "majesty" of the teacher.
It's a pity that it's useless to this honest guy, and after throwing the yellow eel into the backyard, he continues to beg for it.
"Okay, but don't tell Mr. Zhang." Liu Junhao was just afraid that his daughter-in-law would say that he was messing around, and under the soft grinding and hard bubbles of this bear child, he finally nodded and agreed.
In recent years, there has been a tendency for Suzi birds to flood in Daqingshan, and it doesn't matter if they are caught by the little guys.
"By the way, Uncle Xiaohao, there is one more thing." The little baby came over and shouted again.
"Say it once, then fuck off." Liu Junhao replied angrily.
"Just now I went to the back of the school yard with the 'Mao' child and saw that there was not much water in that pond, when should we dig loaches again?" The little baby asked.
The emotional eel was dug in that place...... If it weren't for the bear kid mentioning it, Liu Junhao would almost forget to dig the loach stubble at the back of the school.
It's been more than half a year since the last time I dug loaches, so I think there should be a lot of breeding in it.
Organizing students to dig again seems to be a good idea.