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The more you want to drink water, the faster you can run.

The daughter-in-law hid her bottle of water in the closet, and even put clothes to cover it.

But even if it is hidden so deeply, the alpaca can easily get the mineral water.

Seeing that his daughter-in-law had hidden half a bottle of water, the alpaca breathed a sigh of relief and quickly started drinking.

Thirst! Comfortable! Enjoyable!

I have never thought that the water is so delicious, and after three or five sips, there is not a drop left in half a bottle of water.

That's a cool word.

put on a pose to his daughter-in-law that he thought was quite handsome, and he almost danced with the king of dancing on the spot.

Accompanied my daughter-in-law back to the dinner table and started eating, so I easily arranged the morning time to go shopping for maternity clothes together.

Maternity clothes have to be bought, and Mr. Tony has to arrange them.

originally thought that his daughter-in-law would find some other excuse, and then definitely didn't want to go out with her half-bald self, but when she saw that her daughter-in-law actually happily went shopping, she felt a little bottomless.

This doesn't look like the daily style of my daughter-in-law!

Could it be that something is happening again? I don't know it yet?

When I think like this in my heart, although I always feel that something is wrong, I can't feel it specific at the moment, so I can only put my heart in my stomach for the time being.

After breakfast, quietly waiting for the daughter-in-law to pack up and prepare to go out, Brother Wang also specially helped his daughter-in-law pick two pairs of shoes that were also flat-soled at the door of the room.

As for the high heels, he packed them and threw them into the garage as early as when he went out in the morning.

When my sister came over again, let her take it all, which can be regarded as a reasonable use of unavailable resources.

When I came to the mall, I explained to my daughter-in-law that I would go to get a haircut first, and let my daughter-in-law take a look in the pregnancy and baby store now, and then make arrangements for temporary separation.

It's still quite embarrassing to have half a bald head.

The daughter-in-law is actually looking forward to it, although it is very cool when she is pranked, but when she sees this strange hairstyle, she is still holding back a smile.

I broke up with my daughter-in-law here, and the alpaca almost trotted to the barbershop.

There is a store in the mall that is frequented by alpacas, so my current hairstyle is so unique, it is not embarrassing to go to a familiar store.

When the hairdresser saw that it was a regular customer, Mr. Tony, the exclusive alpaca, immediately entertained him.

After learning that this half-bald hairstyle was made by my sister-in-law, I helped design a new hairstyle with a familiar look.

Because it is an exclusive Tony teacher, the alpaca shaves its head casually and spends 400 yuan.

I was about to scan the QR code and turn around when I was done, and the alpaca felt that something was wrong.

Stomach aches! It hurts so much that it turns over the river and the sea!

"Where's the bathroom?"

didn't have time to scan the code, so the person directly took a pack of tissues handed by Mr. Tony, and immediately rushed out in the direction pointed by the other party.

"I'll transfer you to WeChat in a while!"

Because it is a regular customer, the alpaca still has Mr. Tony's WeChat.

Wait until you get to the toilet and then transfer money slowly, after all, I'm really in a hurry right now.

The alpaca ran all the way into the bathroom, and when he met his daughter-in-law on the way, he didn't have time to say hello.

When he saw his daughter-in-law smiling at him, the alpaca didn't have time to analyze the reason.

When people are comfortable on the edge of the toilet, a pack of paper towels is just enough.

When the fee owed to Mr. Tony was settled, the alpaca, who was already exhausted, sat on the toilet and turned on the analysis mode.

The porridge in the morning was bought from a reputable store, and there was absolutely no quality problem!

As for the steamed buns, not to mention, the owners of other shops are said to have opened the old shops for nearly 20 years, and the steamed buns every day are late and they can't even be bought! There are also no quality issues that can arise.

If there is no problem with the steamed bun porridge, then you need to consider what else is wrong.

Pickles are all small packages that are opened every day, and those things are all vacuum-related, if you say what you do, it can't still be vacuum!

The most important thing is that the daughter-in-law has also eaten pickles, and it is impossible for her to do anything about it.

When speeding up and analyzing the cause of his sudden stomach upset at this moment, the alpaca remembered something.

Yes! There must be something wrong with the half bottle of mineral water that I have drunk!

I couldn't think of anything wrong with it other than the bottle of water. The most important thing is that after I had a stomach trouble at this time, the alpaca found out that his daughter-in-law's scene in the morning was actually quite fake!

It's just that I was so thirsty at the time that I didn't notice it at all.

opened QQ, found the daughter-in-law's QQ number, and while the alpaca recovered its strength, it inquired about the past.

Alpaca: "Daughter-in-law, tell me honestly, did you put medicine in your half bottle of water?" ”

Daughter-in-law: "(nodding), (shy)"

The two expressions of the daughter-in-law in response to the alpaca were about to vomit a mouthful of blood, but they found that their daughter-in-law sent another expression of expectation.

Seeing this expression, the alpaca always felt like a pill.

Just because, this is experience!

With years of bloody experience, as long as his daughter-in-law sends an expression of expectation, it means that this matter is definitely not simple.

As for how simple it is, it all depends on the mood of the daughter-in-law!

Inexplicably swallowed on the toilet, and the alpaca continued to ask.

Alpaca: "Daughter-in-law...... What else I don't know? You say it directly? ”

Although the personal problem has been solved, the relationship is too urgent, and the body is still a little painful.

The alpaca, who was sitting and resting in his pants on the toilet, quickly noticed that something was wrong while waiting for his daughter-in-law to recover new news.

He needs to solve personal problems and feels like it's back again!

More violent than the previous one!

When it was time to solve the problem, the alpaca was helpless and ran out of paper......

Seeing that his daughter-in-law sent another expectant expression, the alpaca felt a little embarrassed at this moment.

No hand paper!

Alpaca: "Daughter-in-law, please send a piece of paper...... I've just brought. (poor Baba)"

If it's at home, it's still easy to solve. In the bathroom, to prevent this situation, there are a lot of unopened paper towel independent bags in the drawers.

After all, although there is a lot of rolling paper at home, it can be added by his daughter-in-law at every turn, such as flower water or wind oil essence, and he usually does not dare to use the disassembled objects casually.

As for the toilets in this mall, the alpaca still wants to complain about the cleaning aunt by the way.

What a joke! In such a large shopping mall, there is no paper in the bathroom!

As for the handwashing station, the direct air-drying hand setting, and the idea of secretly going over to get the paper for urgent use is also completely frustrated.

Is it difficult to take off your socks to save the emergency? It's embarrassing to think about.

Daughter-in-law: "No! How can you get your daughter-in-law into the men's bathroom. (middle finger)"

When the alpaca saw this, it was actually quite aggrieved. This mall says it's a men's restroom, but it's just a wall away from a men's restroom. The most important thing is that there is only yourself in the bathroom at this time!

Seeing his daughter-in-law say this, the alpaca gave up and begged her daughter-in-law to help send the paper.

After sending a tearful emoji, instead of asking Mr. Tony to help deliver the paper, it is better to call the errand boy to come over.

This Meituan's errand business, not to mention solving emergencies!

It's a bit of a cost, but it's worth it.

After all, it was a paper delivery in the bathroom, and the alpaca still didn't dare to trouble his aunt and grandmother for this kind of thing.

You know, even if you dare to go to your aunt and grandmother to help you deliver it, I'm afraid that you will be taught a lesson by your aunt and grandmother!

Although I can't ask my aunt and grandmother to send the paper, I can ask it to send a bottle of special medicine that can solve gastrointestinal problems at home, but there is no problem at all.

In view of the fact that Lin Xiaodou is not Lin Xiaodou, but he can still arrange effective medicine for himself, the alpaca is also very grateful.

When the bathroom was open and waiting for the errand boy, the alpaca's belly never stopped.

shouted at his daughter-in-law, he had already asked his girlfriend to go shopping, so he didn't wait for himself, and the feeling of being abandoned made him too late to sigh.

Alpaca: "It's a bit of a potent drug. ”

Daughter-in-law: "It's okay, I have to have a day or two." (Thoughts)"

I heard that it will take so long, and the alpaca is still quite broken.

At the moment, I can only completely solve myself, and then take a taxi home immediately.

As for the strength to drive home, he is long gone!

When I got home, I drank the special medicine given by my aunt and grandmother, and this matter could still be solved quickly.

Fortunately, the intimate service of the errand boy came quickly, and after completely emptying the stomach and even cleaning up the overnight, the alpaca took a taxi home with weak legs and a sore buttocks.

When the driver saw that something was wrong with him, he thought he was addicted to drugs or had an illness.

The driver: "Your face is wrong?" Shall I take you to the hospital? ”

Alpaca: "No, it's just that my daughter-in-law put some laxatives in the water I drink, which is working at this time, and I can drink some medicine when I get home." ”

When he heard the alpaca say this, the driver master completely saw the meaning of the so-called city people really know how to play.

Not only can he play, but he is simply a master.

Here I thoughtfully sent the alpaca downstairs, and even asked if I wanted to send it into the stairs.

In the face of the enthusiasm of the driver's master, the alpaca was only moved.

When the family saw that the aunt and grandmother had put the medicine in the designated place, the alpaca basically drank the medicine tremblingly after closing the door.

A warm current appeared in the stomach, and the person began to feel comfortable.

It's good that Zuo Ai's stomach doesn't cramp, although the butt still hurts a little, these can be endured.

In the alien group, he thanked his aunt and grandmother and Lin Xiaodou's incarnation, and the alpaca sent the news to his daughter-in-law that he had returned home.

Alpaca: "Daughter-in-law, I'm home." Boom Boom. ”

Daughter-in-law: "Remember to go to my mother's place for dinner at noon, and remember to buy two bottles of good wine and send them to my father, I will go back to my mother's house for two nights." ”

Alpaca: "Boom! Daughter-in-law, is it okay to sleep at home tonight? ”

Given that the daughter-in-law did not know that she had taken the special medicine, the alpaca felt the need to fight for the rights.

It's so hot at this time, he hasn't felt such stimulation for a long time.

Daughter-in-law: "No, I refuse!" 100%”

Alpaca: "Daughter-in-law, huh! ”

Daughter-in-law: "Reject 80%"

Alpaca: "I'll show you my women's clothes!" ”

Daughter-in-law: "Refuse 60%"

Alpaca: "Honey! I have a stomachache. ”

Daughter-in-law: "40% refusal"

Alpaca: "??? What does that mean? ”

Daughter-in-law: "Hehe! 20% rejection"

Alpaca: "?? I ......"

Daughter-in-law: "Refuse 0%, I want to delete your friend!" Delete the space album! ”

The alpaca looked at this, and suddenly thought that the meaning of this % was that the emotion was that the battery was insufficient?

The alpaca wanted to understand this, and in order to ensure that his daughter-in-law would not really delete his friends, he hurriedly started the art of color.

Alpaca: "Daughter-in-law! Look at me in women's clothes! The white dress you picked looks the best! ”

Daughter-in-law: "Well, it's being turned on, and 1% is charging." If the battery is low, it will be turned off immediately, please keep the charging mode. ”

Seeing this, the alpaca swallowed his saliva, and he took a photo of women's clothes, but it was only 1% of the battery.

The alpaca then quickly went to his daughter-in-law's dressing table and turned on the quick makeup mode.

Although he doesn't know much about makeup, he can still learn from casual rouge lipstick and eye shadow.

After the makeup was completed, the alpaca directly took a ten-second video.

Alpaca: "Charging is over, 100% charge"

After this video, he completely spelled it.

Not to mention the aunt who painted herself as the dancing god next door, she completely lost her delicate and handsome original appearance.

If this video is spread, it will be the black material of the black material, which can be called the king of black material.

Daughter-in-law: "Charge 50%, please fully charge, otherwise it will continue to fall!" ”

Seeing the warning reminder from his daughter-in-law, the alpaca knew that it was difficult to get through this matter easily.

Obviously, he was the one who was wronged, but when he got to his daughter-in-law, he changed his taste.

All of a sudden, he flipped it over so inexplicably, and he still had to hurry up to coax his daughter-in-law?!

The alpaca was not only aggrieved in his heart, he also wanted to cry.

Although not a single tear can come out, it is still necessary to pretend that the girl cries for a while.

When the new video was sent, the alpaca was completely spelled.

After seeing the new news from the daughter-in-law's side, the alpaca only had a mouthful of blood to spit out.

Daughter-in-law: "Charge 99%, please fully charge, otherwise it will continue to fall quickly!" ”

There is only 1% power left, and it must be spelled! After thinking about it, the alpaca immediately put together a sum of money in the account.

After thinking about it, after he processed part of the withdrawal, he deliberately sent all the remaining balances of WeChat together, and he also sent a screenshot of the zero balance of WeChat to show his innocence.

It's just that when the balance and screenshots were sent, the daughter-in-law also made it clear that the charge was 100%, but with one of her screenshots of the line, the alpaca fell into an embarrassing situation again.

Who would have thought that when he took a screenshot of the balance just now, he just took a screenshot of the short message that his withdrawal amount had arrived in the bank!

The money in it is about more than 200,000 yuan, which is not an ordinary embarrassing problem.

"Daughter-in-law, listen to my explanation, this is public money, and you have to go to the factory's account."