559 An alpaca that thought it was simple

When Wang Keke passed the sunset, the reality of hitting the sky was in a state of excitement at this time.

He happily told a few people present that Lin Xiaodou's real body really played another game, but he didn't seem to recognize who he was at all!

Knowing that Lin Xiaodou was still there, but in a strange state, a few people were relieved.

Li Fubai recalled the sentence that Lin Xiaodou had posted before she was replaced by another Lin Xiaodou, and when she came back, her confidence finally began to accumulate.

As long as you make sure that people don't disappear for four years at once like they did back then, the rest is easy to say, just wait.

It's a pity that the elves who struck the sky were able to help enter this dream, but they couldn't stay in it for too long.

In the alien group, Li Fubai informed everyone of the good news, but the alpaca couldn't laugh at all.

The daughter-in-law had not been home for more than 24 hours, and he had already spent his days like a year.

I was going to find pants to wear early in the morning, but I found that I had cut all my pants to shredding as I wanted.

Seeing that each pair of pants had received a different incision, the alpaca seriously suspected that his daughter-in-law was possessed by Mr. Tony early in the morning.

Fortunately, the shirt didn't move, and the conservative silence was too tiring to cut the pants, so I locked myself in the bedroom and went to sleep.

In fact, for these encounters, the alpaca has long been prepared, in order to prevent his daughter-in-law from tampering with his clothes, he hid a set of emergency clothes under the sofa as early as when his daughter-in-law was still on the plane.

blocked the surveillance camera here, quietly lifted the sofa cushion and took out spare clothes, and after opening the pants, he made sure that both trouser legs were not cut, and when he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he found a new problem.

The leg of the pants is not cut, but two smiley faces are cut on the butt of the pants!

Although it won't completely leak out the color of the underwear, if you wear it, you probably won't be able to see people in the future.

When I saw the white comfortable dress folded on the sofa, it was obviously a change of clothes brought by my daughter-in-law when she went to Xi'an, and the paper content note on it could be guessed even if you didn't look at it.

I knew it, but I couldn't help but pick up the note and look at it.

"Don't struggle, honestly wear a skirt and go out, I'll let you go!"

Wear? Definitely won't wear it!

Even if it's a hearty dinner with his own hands, he will never wear it!

Alpaca: "Changkong, give me a pair of your pants and ask my aunt to help deliver them." All my pants were cut off by my daughter-in-law. (tears)"

It's not a matter of worrying about money, it's about feeling sorry for your daughter-in-law.

I still get up in the middle of the night to do this quietly, and the whole operation will take at least an hour or two to complete!

The daughter-in-law is pregnant right now, and she stays up all night doing these rough jobs!

Although it is completely possible to call the errand boy to buy himself a pair of pants, the alpaca thinks about it and thinks that this is more appropriate!

As soon as the daughter-in-law thinks that she still has spare pants somewhere, she will put more effort into it. Second, go to the errand boy to buy pants and send them, which is also a bit of a face-losing operation!

When he saw a bunch of pictures of torn pants sent by the alpacas, he was also impressed.

The combat effectiveness between these two people is really the strongest!

There is only what their group can't think of, and there is nothing that these two can't do.

Recalling that two days ago, this alpaca took advantage of the fact that his daughter-in-law was not at home, and suddenly came to a personal women's clothing show, and it is conservatively estimated that this should be his sister-in-law's counterattack against him!

Sending an expression to the alpaca to find it immediately, I am still curious why these two have been able to maintain their true love in the midst of collapse.

"Alpaca, why can you tolerate your sister-in-law's constant operation of opening up a new world to you?"

After drinking together, I feel that the alpaca is also a very tough person, but when I am in front of my daughter-in-law, why do I feel that my knees have become weak all of a sudden?

This matter is not only curious about Changkong, but also curious about everyone who knows alpacas.

After all, as usual, if you are tricked by your daughter-in-law like this, you will definitely not have a big reaction once or twice, but if you do this too often, you shouldn't be able to bear it like this?!

At the very least, in the case of the same man, it is the most difficult to understand the thoughts of the alpaca.

If his daughter-in-law keeps him in this state of collapse every day, he always feels that he is completely out of touch with the good life!

When someone asks themselves, the alpaca actually doesn't want to say it.

There's an old saying that says well, today is the result of him.

The daughter-in-law treats herself like this, and it has to start from the first few years of marriage.

If it weren't for the fact that he had been tricking his daughter-in-law at the beginning, it is estimated that the daughter-in-law who has been a good girl since she was a child would never do such a thing to herself.

Back then, I only thought that tricking my daughter-in-law was very interesting, but now I think that when my daughter-in-law is tricking herself, she feels the same way.

As long as the daughter-in-law is happy, anything can be said!

After thinking about it, the alpaca summed up with the man.

"I started first, and then I changed positions."

As for the rest, then there is no need to go on.

Anyway, basically every time I bubble up in the group, I definitely can't stand it again.

Seeing that it was just a simple explanation, everyone naturally understood it.

If you have to evaluate, it is self-inflicted. Even they are very much in favor of the sister-in-law taking good care of the alpacas.

Luoluo's side, after watching it, he directly chatted with the alpaca daughter-in-law who was chasing dramas in the bedroom and pretending to sleep in the girls' exclusive group.

"Sister-in-law, I'll send you a few super tricky spoof ringtones! The kind of fart sound or something! When the time comes, secretly change it for him! Set the maximum volume. ”

Seeing Luoluo's trick, the alpaca's daughter-in-law immediately came to the spirit, and the more exciting the ringtone, the better, and at the same time, she also praised Luoluo.

"Luoluo is awesome! When you and us are here, my sister-in-law will cook the best dish for you! ”

When I saw the alpaca's daughter-in-law shouting to make something delicious for herself, the falling hairs stood up in an instant.

"Sister-in-law, don't! I've heard alpacas say that you cook, and I think that even though I can only cook dumplings and eat them, it's much better than my sister-in-law's craftsmanship. (laughs)"

Luoluo really doesn't like the alpaca's daughter-in-law to cook, although it is impossible for the little sister-in-law to make any tricky and strange innovative dishes for herself, but according to what the alpaca said about his cooking skills, you can be sure that the little sister-in-law does not have much cooking skills!

These days, there are basically not many girls who have cooking skills.

Instead of eating what her sister-in-law made for herself, Luoluo felt that it was safer to eat alpacas.

Seeing Luoluo say this, the alpaca's daughter-in-law also gave up struggling. As far as craftsmanship is concerned, it seems that I really haven't even cooked dumplings.

As soon as it is close to my mother's house, I can go directly to what I want to eat. Second, the alpacas at home don't dare to eat what she made!

Over time, after the three meals a day at home, either the alpaca is in charge, or the family goes back to their parents' house, or they eat takeout together.

One is safe, the other is worry-free, no matter what it is, she is the one who sits and waits for the meal.

When she first got married, she also helped to wash the dishes, but in view of the performance of the alpaca, after she deliberately dropped two sets of tableware, the alpaca cooperated with the dishwasher to clean up the aftermath, and never had to help with the kitchen by herself.

When Luoluo's daughter-in-law put her mental power on the innovative tricks, the alpaca just put on her pants and started to sneeze for a while.

knew that it must be the daughter-in-law in the bedroom who was plotting against him, but the alpaca would never rush in to interrupt.

As long as the daughter-in-law is happy, endure it and it will pass!

All this time has passed, and the alpaca still remembers the declaration that his daughter-in-law left for him on the first day of the declaration of war against him.

"If you owe it, don't blame me! Sisters are fighting back today! If you dare to retaliate, be careful that I let me send you a small to be sterilized! ”

Neutering threatened, alpacas have a deep memory.

Knowing that this kind of operation would not be possible if he did not sign and agree, the alpaca was still afraid.

I'm not afraid to go to the hospital to do this, but I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law will suddenly come to an operation by herself.

That's not your average thrill!

Thinking back to the beginning, the alpaca took a deep breath.

After writing a note and sticking it on the bedroom door, the alpaca quietly left the house, and he needed to keep a safe distance for a while to buy his daughter-in-law a chicken porridge and buns that she liked to drink for breakfast.

As for lunch? My mother-in-law said last night that they would go back to eat at noon, so they don't have to take time to think about what nutrition to prepare.

Bang Changkong's figure looks similar to himself, but when he puts his pants on himself, he always feels a little like he has dropped his pants.

However, the belt at home was also cut, and the alpaca decided to buy a new pair of pants to change into after buying breakfast back.

As for the daughter-in-law's side, the alpaca has also thought about it, and if it is a big deal, he will admit it once, even if he still has private money in hand, he must definitely resist not admitting it.

After all, the daughter-in-law was unexpectedly pregnant this time and ended the travel relationship early, and the winning money has not been spent much. The rest of the money, the alpaca has long discussed with the daughter-in-law, half of it is directly to the mother-in-law, and the other half is the pocket money at the discretion of the daughter-in-law.

When the daughter-in-law asked "how much more will I transfer to you", the alpaca responded almost instantly, "A good man doesn't need pocket money".

Joke!

As long as you dare to ask for a dime for this money, it is estimated that you will have to withdraw the skin!

Not long after going out, the alpaca found a new problem, and the back of the head was a little extra breathable.

Reaching out and touching it, when it was determined that it was in a perfect bald state on the back of the head, the alpaca didn't even have the strength to cover its eyes.

This hair has only grown a little, and it was shaved off by my daughter-in-law last night.

After all, I slept too soundly and carelessly!

Early in the morning, because of the worry about the pants, the alpaca didn't expect that the daughter-in-law even touched her own hair.

I thought that when I accompanied my daughter-in-law to buy maternity clothes, I would have to arrange a haircut for myself.

If you are completely bald, you will still be a little unbearable, and you can only expect Mr. Tony in the mall to be more reliable.

On the way to buy breakfast, his daughter-in-law quietly came out of the bedroom.

After reading the content of the note, people are still a little puzzled and take a look at the many pants that have been cut off.

I counted back and forth, twenty-six and one is a lot, but I am a little curious about where the alpaca is hiding the spare pants this time!

In view of the hopelessness of his plan to let him go out in a skirt this time, the alpaca's daughter-in-law took out a packet of white powder from her handbag and began to look for a suitable new place to put it in.

These medicinal powders are very effective laxatives, which I got through Ling'er when I was in Xi'an.

If she hadn't come back too quickly, she would have been able to get more new gadgets to try on the alpacas!

After thinking about it, the alpaca's daughter-in-law finally divided the laxative into five parts. I poured the electric kettle, two bottles of mineral water, and the wolfberry thermos cup of the alpaca into the house.

After drinking most of the bottle of mineral water in his room to quench his thirst and take precautions, he poured the last remaining servant into the bottle he drank.

After a bit of shaking to make sure it was completely melted, I sat back and waited for the alpaca to come on the hook.

In the summer, when the alpaca comes back, even if there is an air conditioner to continue its life, people are very hot and thirsty.

was about to beckon his daughter-in-law to drink porridge and eat steamed buns, but was stopped by his daughter-in-law.

"Seeing that you are so hot, go drink water first, save heat stroke!"

Faced with the care of his daughter-in-law, the alpaca's first reaction was that this was very wrong.

Although there was no news on the daughter-in-law's face, the alpaca became more cautious.

The daughter-in-law is suddenly so good, there must be something wrong!

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was about to pour water for herself, the alpaca hurriedly shouted to stop.

"Daughter-in-law, you sit down and drink porridge, I'll come by myself!"

Not to mention, at first, I didn't feel thirsty, but after being reminded by my daughter-in-law, I always felt that I needed to drink some water.

Ignoring the warm water in the electric heater, the alpaca went straight to the couch where he slept to get a bottle of mineral water.

It's just that after picking up a bottle, I found that the lid was obviously tampered with! Seeing that the other bottle was actually the same situation, the alpaca swallowed his saliva and was shocked.

There must be something wrong with this water, and it must not be drunk!

"Drink quickly, come and eat when you're done! Today's porridge tastes good, and when you taste it, it's the same old store last time! ”

Behind him, there was a daughter-in-law's praise, but the alpaca would never be confused.

Thinking that the daughter-in-law's room should also have the water she drank last night, the alpaca rushed in a few arrows.

As long as you drink the rest of the water before your daughter-in-law reacts, today's catastrophe will be another one!

The alpaca can be sure that even if her daughter-in-law puts something in all the water, she will never put it in the water she drinks.

The daughter-in-law is now a double body, and she will definitely not do anything about the water source she uses!

"Why don't you go to my house and do it!"

There was an anxious voice from the daughter-in-law behind him, and this is what he wanted!

Now the alpaca can be completely sure that the daughter-in-law has water to drink in the room!