00200: [Big Chapter] This death is too humiliating

Feng Tiantian's visit made Lanbei very uncomfortable, and he was ready to go back with high morale.

This is good, just don't let him go out, even if his legs are shaking, his face is extremely bad, like pickles.

Sweating, my hair sticking to my forehead, and most importantly, my butt hurts!

I want to cry when(╥_╥)it hurts

Fortunately, Feng Tiantian is gone, otherwise he will definitely wail in the next sentence.

However, Feng Tiantian's departure is just a trivial matter, and the upcoming chaos is the most important thing.

Just like yourself now?

It's hard to walk like a sick seedling, what's the problem?

Just as I was thinking about it, my stomach rumbled again, and then there was a bang...... It's already all water.

Lan Bei covered his nose, seriously doubting that he was really a virtual immortal...... Is it really an immortal?

He finally understood, why the void immortal is not an immortal, only the true immortal is an immortal.

But the price is too high, isn't it?

Lan Bei would rather never know about this kind of thing, and he didn't want to suffer like this.

He touched his pocket, took a few pills and stuffed them in his mouth, it was time to replenish them.

Time passed slowly, and my stomach gradually improved, but my almost spasmodic limbs were still uncomfortable.

Just grinning at the pain of taking the medicine just now, he felt that he needed to meditate and regulate his sloppy cultivation.

Although this posture is awkward now, there is not much time, no matter what.

Lan Bei calmed down and began to admit (勉) (勉) really (strong) true (strong) closed his eyes.

Work hard to recuperate, and the charge in the last class time, how can you catch up with the big brawl.

For that 200w!

For SR skills, rush!

Work hard and work hard, don't believe in evil!

Lan Bei began to frantically cheer himself up, concentrating on conditioning, can a living person be suffocated to death by urine?

Joke!

After about half a burnt of incense, there was an intermittent grunt sound in the stomach...... Lan Bei couldn't help crying.

Ahh

There's no end to this diarrhea!

Woo woo woo I've already conditioned myself?

Lanbei has begun to doubt life, which is too overwhelming.

At this moment, the time has reached half past seven, and it is getting closer and closer to the start of the big brawl.

Outside the Wanhua Mountains and Forests, students from various departments and classes have gathered together one after another.

Most of the girls are dressed up in fancy clothes, as if they are going to attend the grandest dinner, all of them are radiant and looking forward to brilliance.

And the boys are all spotless robes and clean and fresh cheeks, talking to each other, all want to win a good ranking.

There are more than 4,000 freshmen, and it will naturally be very intense.

It's a blood-pumping battle for the best, and it's time to start showing what you're up to.

And for the students who have poor grades in the countdown, they will either be out of the game early to play soy sauce, or they will concentrate on Gou Yibo!

As long as I'm obscene enough, I'll be able to rank high...... That's what Lin Bufan thinks at this moment.

He was completely decided, and only by doing so could he have a little hope.

After all, this ranking is actually the final score ranking, and it's not good if it's too low.

I don't want to be too high, I can be in the top 2000 and be satisfied.

For Xiang Xue, her efforts this semester must be at least in the top 200.

If you can, try to finish in the top 100.

Because if nothing else, Qin Yaoyao must be in the top 100, and she must not be too bad.

She stood outside obediently, her fair and pink little hands pinching the corners of her clothes, while looking at the beautiful scenery of Wanhua mountains and forests.

While looking for the trace of Lanbei, there has been no development.

It's weird.

No, Qin Yaoyao and Lin Yixi were both looking for it, and found that it was very rare that they did not appear with Feng Tiantian.

And it's still long before it arrives.

Now, it's already 7:45, even Geng Buji, who has always been unhurried, has arrived.

Feng Tiantian silently ate the chilled watermelon alone, and urged Lan Bei from time to time, the stupid people at the same table wouldn't be stupid today.

But think about it, as long as Lan Bei is spoken, nothing is impossible.

But after all, there has been a friendship for almost a year, and it will definitely not work for her to let her go.

It's a bit nerve-wracking.

Soon, even the old black bean came over to her and asked, "Feng Tiantian, didn't Lanbei come with you?" ”

"He said he was almost there," Feng Tiantian held up the jade talisman to show the black bean, to be honest, she didn't believe this sentence at all, but the effect of appeasing the black bean was still good.

"Why haven't you come yet?"

"yes, it's 7:50!"

"Nothing's wrong, is it?"

"How, what can happen in school? Could it be that he fell into the pit? Regarding Xiang Xue and Qin Yaoyao's distress, Xiang Xue sat at the same seat and Li Yang laughed.

Xiang Xue: "Get out!" ”

Qin Yaoyao: "Shut up!" ”

Lin Yixi: "You hold back your talk!" ”

Li Yang: "......"

He stopped talking, watching himself surrounded by a group of fierce girls, and quickly covered his mouth honestly.

In desperation, the envy of Lanbei is as fierce as the surging river.

Nangong Xian looked at another besieged person, and silently sympathized with Li Yang in his heart for a breath, and then it was gone.

Speaking of which, he never thought in the past that Lanbei would become as fragrant and gluttonous as he is now, not only in terms of appearance, but also in terms of cultivation.

It's really a friend who can't be jealous, he thinks it's better to take the initiative than to be jealous?

This thought popped out of thin air, and was immediately extinguished by him.

Go against these nymphomaniacs, and it won't end well.

Forget it, it's better to continue to be an emotional mentor.

Not far away, Geng Buji, whose face is dark every day, now has a dark red beast pattern in his hand.

It can be regarded as his masterpiece of painstaking efforts in the past few months.

The beast pattern is two feet long, made of cold iron and ugin, and its weight is terrifying.

And it presents a Mitsubishi-shaped blade, the blade is not sharp, but it can still easily break gold and stone!

It is a demon wearing medium armor, and after bearing two blows, it also has to be shattered, which can be called indestructible.

Ordinary swords are as fragile as papier-mâché tigers, and it is not much different to say that they are divine weapons.

At least in this trial below the True Immortal, you can still walk sideways.

Today's goal is also to be the first! The only thing missing is a viewer.

That's right, he was also paying attention to Lanbei's affairs, although there wasn't much communication between them, he was still looking forward to how far Lanbei's formation would be used.

I don't want to be here at 7:50, people haven't come yet, and I don't have the impression that the other party is a person who likes to sleep lazy, why is this?

As the time got closer and closer, more and more classmates began to talk about Lanbei's affairs.

There was some restlessness in the crowd, especially when the fairies from the other classes knew that Lanbei hadn't appeared yet...... They were all unhappy.

The chattering and coaxing with each other made many teachers shake their heads slightly.

The feelings of these girls are not to participate in the assessment, purely because Lanbei appeared?

Until 7:55, Feng Tiantian couldn't sit still, the chilled watermelon was all eaten, and Lanbei had not yet appeared......

What are you doing, did you really fall into the pit?

She rubbed her face depressedly, wondering if she should go back and have a look.

Before this thought fell, Qin Yaoyao was the first to fly out as if she couldn't help it anymore.

After Xiang Xue was slightly stunned, she was not to be outdone and followed, Lin Yixi and Xu Yuyan rushed to the dormitory.

???

After Feng Tiantian looked up, he felt that he could continue to eat fruit.

At this moment, in the last five minutes from the start of the big brawl, Lan Bei was still squatting.

The huge pressure was constantly tormenting his little mind, and although his stomach was normal, his limbs were still stiff and uncomfortable.

"It's over, it's really going to be over this time~" Lan Bei cried with a sad face, and for the first time found that he was so unlucky.

"Lanbei?"

"Lanbei, open the door!"

"Lanbei, what's wrong with you?"

"Lanbei, you're okay, don't scare me."

Just when he was still thinking about life, he was surrounded by hundreds of fairies led by Qin Yaoyao outside.

???

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?????

In an instant, Lan Bei's mind began to be full of question marks......

Damn, what are you doing here?

He glanced out a little frightened, thinking that this was about to finish the calf.

"We're looking for you!"

"Lanbei, are you feeling unwell?"

"Lanbei, open the door quickly, don't be afraid that I am here, I will immediately send you the best medical center, please the best doctor!" Qin Yaoyao knocked on the door distressedly, and when she thought of her beloved man suffering from illness in the house, tears rolled in her eyes, and she was so uncomfortable.

"Don't!"

Although Lanbei is very arrogant, it doesn't mean that he is shameless, so why did the doctor come to check out the stomach that had been pulled overnight.

"What? What not? ”

"I mean, wait a minute!"

It's less than two minutes.

The door creaked open, and a personable, slightly pale face like a jade boy, wearing a white crane shirt, walked out.

Except for the slight paleness, the rest look very good, and the temperament is as natural as ever.

Looking at the fairies in front of him, Lan Bei hooked the corners of his mouth and showed a warm smile: "I've made everyone wait for a long time, I just took a bath, and there was a little accident." ”

He pointed to his wet hair, shrugged slightly, and a touch of helplessness appeared on his face.

(Ding, praise from Xiang Xue, +3333.) )

(Ding, praise from Qin Yaoyao, +3333.) )

(Ding, praise from Xu Yuyan, +3333.) )

is worthy of the man he likes, or so handsome!

Seeing that Lan Bei was fine, Qin Yaoyao immediately grabbed the other party's hand and said with a smile: "Let's go, there is still one minute before the brawl competition starts!" ”

"Okay," Ranbei nodded.

Xiang Xue's eyes widened and she looked directly at Qin Yaoyao's salty pig hand! Secretly slandered.

Her breathing became shorter, and she stretched out her hand to grab Lan Bei's hand, but in the end she gently pinched Lan Bei's sleeve.

Hundreds of fairies have gone and returned, and Lanbei is the real stars holding the moon and descending, and everyone is watching.

Just this effort, he brushed tens of thousands of handsome ratios.

Seems like a good deal?

After being given a teleportation pendant by Black Bean, the annual Brawl Tournament has finally begun.

Looking at the overwhelming silver-white transparent light curtain in front of him, all students will be teleported to a random location after entering.

This black bean said it yesterday, in order to reduce the battle of forming gangs at the beginning.

He quickly stepped in, as if he had entered a teleportation array, and his body was twisted.

When it reappears...... It has appeared on the top of an uninhabited mountain.

I don't know what mountain it is, he has never been to Wanhua Mountain and Forest, but he only sees that the grass and trees on this mountain are blue, which looks quite pleasing to the eye.

However, he was not in the mood at all, and at this moment, he found a pile of rubbles and collapsed directly on the ground and began to gasp.

Gasping for air.

The forced smile of more than a minute before and after just now can be regarded as pressing his old life.

It's really a beautiful image of enduring the soreness of hundreds of muscles and bones all over my body, in exchange for a short period of beauty.

Otherwise, I can't participate in the competition, and I don't know what kind of moth I was made by those crazy women.

Maybe my body was too tight just now, and now my stomach hurts faintly, and I want to fart~

What a sin.

He was almost helpless at the moment, and planned to rest first.

As soon as the afterglow swept away, it seemed that another person appeared not far away, making him secretly scream that it was not good, and tried to retract the fart that was about to come out.

It was a boy with a face like a crown of jade and a gold-embroidered paper fan, quite familiar.

After taking a closer look, he realized that it was Wang Chong of the Danfa system, and when he swore to Fluttershy that he would play as an immortal emperor in the future, he met Su Lele's admirer.

The big family is the big family, although it is a little wasted, there is also a three-layer cultivation of the void immortal, although the gap is not small compared to himself, but ......

At present, even one-tenth of his strength is enough, and he is barely in a middle-level state, which is not worth mentioning.

When you meet the other party, even if you have a system, it is not easy to deal with, mainly because you have no strength now, and you have no skills to use.

Stuffy and embarrassed.

Lanbei was thinking about leaving.

But when Wang Chong saw it, he was startled at first, and then found that Lan Bei's face was pale, cold sweat flowed, and his eyes were suddenly ecstatic.

Although I don't know why Lanbei became like this, according to the previous discussions of some fairies, this Lanbei card only arrived at the last minute......

Really sick?

Oh ho ho ho ^_^♪

"You... Don't come here! ”

"What if I come here, hahaha." It was the first time for Wang Chong to see such an embarrassed Lanbei, and the desire to be ashamed of the snow was like a raging fire, which was crazy in his heart.

After all, the one in front of him, but the demon who ranks among the top three in the strength of the entire freshman, doesn't want to fall into his own hands at the beginning, hehehehe, hey,

"Don't come, don't come!" Lan Bei watched Wang Chong get closer and closer, and he didn't know if he was nervous or what, and the abdominal pain became a little stronger.

"Tut-tut, you also have today, and you also have a time to beg for mercy hahahaha." Wang Chong became more and more excited, more excited than meeting the delicate little beauty.

As soon as he thought that his victory over Lan Bei would be announced on the entire light curtain, his heart beat faster.

He came to Lan Bei's side unscrupulously and raised his hand, intending to give the other party a few slaps first.

What kind of dream male god in the eyes of a girl, what peerless beauty in the world?

Hehe, it's just a scared and shivering coward, waste!

He wants to teach Lanbei a good lesson, and then let Su Lele know that he is the real strong man and a man worthy of being entrusted for life!

Before the idea fell, I saw Lan Bei tilt his body, as if he couldn't hold back anymore......

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Bang Bang!

A series of serial farts poured out like a flood beast, and the smell was stinking, making Wang Chong's face turn black in an instant, and he retreated with an expression like eating.

Then he fell to the ground with a butt, and with a bang, he passed out directly.

"I said don't come here, why don't you understand?" Lanbei patted his ass and shook his head helplessly (ಡωಡ)