00199: [Big Chapter] It's about to collapse
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it's June.
The knowing hiss pierced the window, carrying the sweltering heat of the hot summer, making Lan Bei and Feng Tiantian swallow the strawberries faster.
"Strawberries are delicious!"
"Uh-huh," Feng Tiantian muttered, and took out a few bright red and shiny strawberries from his pocket and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Ahem," the black bean swept away, and said to himself for a long time, the mouth was dry, these two little guys are good, and they are really energetic to eat.
He's really a little overwhelmed.
Feng Tiantian's hand shrank instantly, raised his head and began to listen carefully, which was very skillful.
Lan Bei was a little embarrassed, and after a little hesitation, he stretched out his hand violently:
"Are you thirsty as the teacher said, eat a strawberry?" The last strawberry in his hand was left, and he planned to hand it in directly.
Black Bean was stunned for a moment, and the surrounding classmates were stunned.
Good guys, do PY trading above board?
It's just Lanbei, who has no heart and lungs all day long, to come out, right?
Black Bean's face was obviously stiff, and he never expected Lan Bei to come to this show.
"Listen well!" Black Bean hesitated for a moment, but still planned to mention it.
Of course, it's just a point, I really like Lanbei too much, if it wasn't for being preempted by the Phoenix Dance Fairy, I must accept the apprentice.
After all, it's only been a year, and Lan Bei's cultivation has already reached the fifth layer of the Void Immortal!
He was very pleased.
In addition, Feng Tiantian is also at the fifth layer of the Void Immortal, and Geng Buer and Qin Yaoyao are already at the fourth layer of the Void Immortal.
This year's freshmen are full of talents, which makes him look forward to it very much.
"I'm listening," Arashiki said as he shoved the last strawberry into his mouth without hesitation.
。。。
Even Feng Tiantian was shocked at this time.
is actually more arrogant than himself, eating in front of the old class?
The classmates around all looked like dogs, and they felt that Lanbei was too powerful.
Like Qin Yaoyao and Xiang Xue, they both dragged their pink and white cheeks with their little hands, looking at them with stupid expressions.
(Ding, praise for the snow, +6666.) )
(Ding, come to Qin Yaoyao's praise, +6666.) )
(Ding, come to Lin Yixi's praise, +6666.) )
Huh?
Although after experiencing all kinds of strange scenes, Lanbei still doesn't quite understand why he can brush so much like this now.
It is said that spring is the season of recovery of all things, isn't this all over?
Besides, I am wearing a lot of clothes today, how can I be fat?
"Tell me, what did you hear?" Black Bean is a teacher after all, and his face is somewhat faceless.
"Okay."
Lan Bei symbolically touched the corners of his mouth after eating the strawberry, and Shi Shiran stood up.
"What the teacher said just now is that it will start tomorrow, the Apocalypse Brawl."
Black Bean couldn't help but smack his mouth: "It's a brawl competition!" ”
There was laughter all around in an instant, most of which came from Feng Tiantian.
But if you think about it, the title Smash Bros. seems to be pretty good.
"Oh, Brawl Tournament."
"Where's this big brawl...... Well, this brawl contest covers the entire freshman and fourth-year students. ”
"There are no rules or conditions, everyone fights for themselves, beats their opponents and gets a place."
Lanbei talked eloquently, showing a particularly relaxed and casual appearance.
"Well, it's not bad." Heidou nodded slightly, seeing that Lanbei began to giggle again, he suddenly asked again, "What about the specific details?" ”
"The details? The venue is the Wanhua Mountain Forest in the school, shrouded by a special enchantment formation, and the students who are out of the game will directly withdraw from it. ”
"What else?"
"And?" Lan Bei touched his head, a little dazed, there should be so much in his impression.
What else, alas, it's really hard for me to be fat.
"There are many more details, you have to remember, sit down and listen to the lecture." Black Bean didn't punish Lanbei, but it was still necessary to beat it.
"Okay."
"Say it again, about the elimination machine of Smash Bros. ......" Black Bean was suddenly stunned before he finished speaking.
The students below also laughed, hahaha non-stop.
And then it all revolves around the title of this big smash braw, which I think is very apt and catchy.
"Ahem, anyway, it's this competition, that is, your academic assessment this year."
"Although there are no rules, if you use the spells you have learned, you will have extra points, and the more types you cast, the higher the bonus value."
"And, after the game starts at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, everyone will get a pendant, and once they fall into a disadvantage, they can choose to surrender voluntarily, and their thoughts will be teleported instantly."
"Of course, you can also choose to fight to the end, but remember that this is not a simulation, this is practice, and it will endanger lives, although there have been few casualties in the past."
In the last two sentences, Black Bean accentuated the tone and looked very dignified.
"Got it!"
"If you can't beat it, run away."
Lan Bei nodded repeatedly, but his sense of anticipation was not very high.
In this class of freshmen, the named Tianjiao himself is very familiar, most of them are friends, and now you want to come to die?
That's embarrassing.
"The summary is good, if you can't beat it, you will withdraw immediately," Heidou nodded, with his eyes in his eyes, and then spoke: "Assessment is important, but life is more important, you must remember." ”
"Oh, yes."
"After the assessment, there will be ranking rewards, which are very generous."
"The top 30 will be awarded a badge of honor and can be inherited."
"Inheritance?"
"What is inheritance?"
Most of the students didn't understand, and after looking at each other, they all looked at the black beans curiously.
Lanbei is also confused, what is inheritance, is it difficult to use it as an heirloom?
"The so-called inheritance means that when you take the sophomore assessment, if you can still get the top ten, you can upgrade the badge."
"There is an opportunity every year and it continues until the fifth year. This will always be remembered by the school and is a great honor. ”
"And the proud son who can be within the top ten three times in a row will also be qualified to enter the Tianyuan Temple for enlightenment."
Lan Bei gradually understood, and felt more and more bored, compared to the pleasure of killing demons was much more.
It's boring, it's really boring.
By the time Dior's last class was finished, it was already nearly evening.
Lanbei went to buy some strawberries and didn't eat, and after that, he planned to get a good night's sleep.
Last night, I fought with Master for 300 rounds, and I tossed until noon today, tired and dozed off.
Feng Tiantian brought him a piece of persimmon, and when he took a bite, he recalled his memories in the volcanic world at the beginning of the year, and he was very nostalgic.
Xiang Xue was carrying the lunch box and just wanted to approach, but shrank back.
After hesitating for a moment, and feeling that she was losing even more in this way, she bit her finger, and after making up her mind, she still resolutely stepped out.
"Lanbei! I cooked you fish soup! "When I think about this fish soup that has made me stay up all night, I feel more and more obliged.
Even if Feng Tiantian was chatting happily with Lan Bei, he couldn't stop his thoughts.
Xiang Xue, who was wearing a pink and white short skirt, walked faster with her fair and slender legs.
Came to Lan Bei's side, took a deep breath, hinted that he should not panic, and then let his eyes ignore Feng Tiantian's existence as much as possible, and sat down cautiously.
Holding the black and white bear soup box in both hands: "Na! ”
"Thank you for your hard work." Lan Bei wanted to refuse, but looking at Xiang Xue's extremely sincere and rather apprehensive gaze, he accepted it instantly.
This Nizi, alas.
But I really can't eat it, and I don't know why, maybe it's been too hot for the past two days, I just want to eat some fruit ice cream or something, and I'm not interested in hot food.
Seeing that Xiang Xue was delivering food to Lanbei every day, Feng Tiantian pursed his lips, looked up at the sky, and muttered, "That, I'll go back to cut watermelon." ”
After saying that, he stood up and walked into his apartment opposite.
Lan Bei didn't say anything, he was used to Feng Tiantian's avoidance, but whenever a girl appeared, the other party quickly appeared to avoid it.
Xiang Xue saw Feng Tiantian walking away with interest, and was secretly happy in her heart, it seems that Feng Tiantian is still a very good classmate.
After a little thanks, she planned to feed Lanbei herself.
This......
When Lan Bei saw that the hot fish soup was handed to his mouth by Xiang Xue, he realized that once he accepted the girl's enthusiasm, it would be a flood beast.
"Drink! It's not good to taste when it's cold," Xiang Xue blinked and urged gently.
"I'm so hard!"
Lan Bei let out a cry in his heart, and then opened his mouth when he heard the words (none).
"Delicious, isn't it?"
"This is a super tonic fish soup that I found after reading a lot of books, and there are a lot of condiments in it." As soon as she talked about this, Xiang Xue was full of relish, like the excitement of a little chef.
"Overfilled?"
"Where?"
Lan Bei was suddenly alert and secretly screamed that something was wrong.
"Huh? Repair... Make up for it! ”
"Make it all up?" Lan Bei pouted, is it so showy.
"Well, drink it."
"Okay," I guess Xiang Xue didn't have any scheming, and she was too nervous.
It took half an hour for Lan Bei to dry up a box of fish soup, it was too painful.
I have to hurry up and eat some ice cream to have a good time, no, Lanbei also bought one for Xiang Xue.
Look at these red little hands, it seems that they are all left over from making fish soup by themselves, which is strange and distressing.
He glanced at it, rubbed Xiang Xue's cute little hands, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be so troublesome in the future, in fact, the simple dishes are delicious." ”
"It's okay, I'll just apply the medicine to this redness and swelling, Lanbei, I'm not afraid of being tired, as long as you like it!"
Xiang Xue waved her hand gently, her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, and her smile was sweet.
"Okay, well, rest early, tomorrow's competition, to get a good ranking!"
"Uh-huh, definitely!" Xiang Xue raised her small fist and clenched it with an oath.
Then he jumped away, very happy.
It can be seen that the handsome ratio has been growing non-stop.
After a month of semester, the total number of handsome ratios has exceeded 1,500,000+!
150w.
It's unimaginable, and you can easily cash out an A-level skill with three stars permanently, which is more than enough.
However, Lanbei is still accumulating, and it will soon reach 200w.
When the time comes, you can cash in on the SR skill, which is the real excitement compared to the big brawl.
Hey?
Smash Bros.
Lan Bei was sitting on the bed at the moment, thinking about it for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
The big smash brawl is boring, but if you are strong all the way, you will inevitably attract the praise of many fairies.
Yes, yes!
At that time, the seniors will watch the battle, and there will be at least 10,000 girls in the entire school.
Wow wow!
When will it rise?
Lan Bei's blood is boiling just thinking about it, it must have exploded.
It's definitely going crazy!
And I also need to be gentle, yes is gentle.
You can't knock out your opponents like a crazy person, you have to treat them with respect and encouragement, especially girls.
The better you portray yourself, the more fanatical the praise will become.
That's it!
Lan Bei laughed and found that he was too smart.
I remember that this assessment spanned the night and lasted until noon the next day, which was perfect.
In a whole day, there is definitely hope to increase the handsome ratio to 200w!
It's amazing, he's starting to get excited, and suddenly he doesn't feel so sleepy?
No, no, you still have to sleep, sleep well, nourish your spirits, and then go to kill the Quartet tomorrow!
Phew, go make a big profit tomorrow!
He washed his face, then took another shower, and fell asleep full of joy.
In the dead of night, the stars are shining.
Suddenly, with a gurgling sound, came from Lanbei's bed.
Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of unbearable abdominal pain, which quickly woke him up, covered his stomach and wailed softly, then lifted the quilt and ran impatiently to the bathroom.
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Lan Bei, who was dizzy, didn't know what was going on at all, so he felt that his stomach hurt terribly, and it was finally resolved.
wiped his face, his eyes were half-squinted and half-opened, and he went to bed and continued to sleep.
After about a stick of incense, there was another cramp in his stomach, which woke Lan Bei up again.
"Damn, why are there any?"
He gritted his teeth in frustration, lifted the quilt and ran to the bathroom.
After feeling almost, he waited a little and felt completely calm before going back to the bedroom.
Seeing that the sky is dark, there is not much time to rest, and tonight is really a little unlucky.
"? Is there an end? ”
Half an hour later, the abdominal pain recurred, and Lan Bei screamed in pain.
With a sad face, he got up again to go to the bathroom, and his legs began to go numb.
"MMP, what's going on? Are you still not allowed to sleep? ”
Lan Bei muttered to himself, depressed, he didn't eat anything today?
Didn't you just eat some strawberries, why did you make so much trouble?
He thought about it for a while, and was suddenly stunned: "Oh, it can't be fish soup, right?" ”
"Could it be that Xiang Xue scared me into laxatives? No way, what is she trying to do? ”
"Or do you just eat ice cream after a hot fish soup?"
Thinking of this, Lan Beimeng was dumbfounded, this trouble, mom, I also took a shower quickly, adding fuel to the fire!
He finally understood, but fortunately, he was almost squatting, and it must be almost over.
Well, definitely.
After comforting himself, he continued to sleep on his lead-filled legs.
It's just that before he can sleep any longer, the abdominal pain comes again!
"Ahhh How can this be? "Lan Bei really wants to cry, it's already four o'clock in the morning, and he hasn't slept all night.
"How many more times? Can you get enough of it all at once? At this time, Lanbei looked out the window with a white fish belly, and it was already half past five in the morning.
That's right, this is the fifth time he's been woken up in pain, and he's already a little out of love.
"It should be over, it should be over, make up for it." Lan Bei dragged a stinky face, terrified.
Until, seven o'clock.
"Your uncle! Why does it still hurt? ”
Lan Bei lay on the bed and covered his stomach, and found that he was almost out of strength.
When he tried to go to the bathroom, he felt like he was about to be paralyzed, and the pain in his butt made him grin as if he was about to bleed......
"Lanbei? Let's go! ”
Feng Tiantian's voice came from outside the door, this is the most desperate thing.
"You go first, I... I'll ...... later" Lan Bei responded weakly, and little stars had already begun to appear in his eyes.
"Okay, I'll go first."
Feng Tiantian left, but she didn't expect that until the first five minutes of the game, there was no trace of Lanbei.
At this time, Lan Bei was still squatting in the bathroom, his legs had begun to tremble, and his face was as bitter as a bitter melon, pitiful.