Chapter 1: Anyway, Hikiya Hachiman is a self-detonating truck

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Preface:

Banzai! The third season of spring things is coming out!

No way! The third season of spring things has been postponed!

There's no way, I'm so hungry and thirsty that I can only come and personally dissect (tu) analyze (cao) this youth light novel masterpiece.

Chapter 1: Anyway, Hikiya Hachiman is a self-detonating truck

Okay, so we come to the first paragraph of chapter one. This passage is really super super important, and it can be said that it sets the tone of the "residual thoughts" of the whole novel.

So, let's take a good look at this original text first, and we will ask you to recite it in its entirety (laughs).

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

Youth is a lie, a sin.

Those who sing the praises of youth often deceive themselves and those around them. Look positively at everything in your environment.

Even if they make a heinous mistake, they regard it as a symbol of youth and carve it into a page in their memory.

For example, if they commit crimes such as stealing, joining the mobs, etc., they are said to be "young and frivolous". If you fail the exam, you argue that school is not a place to study.

As long as they hold the banner of youth, no matter how ordinary the truth or social concept is, they have a way to distort it. For them, lies, secrets, sins, and even failures are nothing more than the seasoning of youth.

And again, they can find something special in those sins and those failures.

Therefore, all their failures are part of youth.

However, the failure of others cannot be regarded as youth, but simply failure.

If failure is a symbol of youth, aren't people who can't make friends at the peak of their youth?

However, they don't think so.

To put it bluntly, they only pick explanations that are favorable to themselves.

That's already a deception, right?

Whether it is lying, deception, concealment or fraud, it must be condemned.

They are sinful.

On the other hand, those who do not sing the praises of youth are truly righteous.

The conclusion is:

Charge it all up and blast it all for me!

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When many people first read novels or anime, they were shocked by this explosive speech. But I dare to pack the ticket, and now there is only one last sentence left in your head: Charge it all to explode for me!

As for the previous words? I don't think many people have thought about it carefully, and most of them are "Oh~ very reasonable!" Yes, that's it."

So today, let's ponder the content of this passage and see what it means.

Let me first refine the content of this passage, that is, "I have no friends→ I have a lot of friends→ I hate the explosion of → current charge".

To put it simply, this is the case, as for other truths such as "youth is a lie and a sin", most of them are still angry words, and they are not so logical and clear. In the following paragraphs, Bi Qigu himself said, "This is an immature article", "I listened to it myself, only to find that the writing still needs to be pondered." I feel like an anonymous writer who has been seen through speculative ideas, thinking that if I use a few difficult words, I will appear smarter."

So let's first complain about what the problem is. First of all, what is the core argument of Biqigu?

It's a "live explosion".

So did the cash charge fail? Stealing? Join the Rampers? Did you fail the exam?

No, no, no, how is it possible, it is precisely because of success that it can be called "cash charge".

Let's look at the original text, "For example, if they commit crimes such as stealing, participating in mobs, etc., they are said to be 'young and frivolous'; If you fail an exam, you argue that school is not a place to study."

This is clearly talking about some school gangsters, not cash. Off topic? It's a bit off-topic, including most of the content in the back refers to the gangsters, or bad boys, who think that "all failures are part of youth", but in the end, the pen suddenly turned and pointed the finger at the present who neither failed nor felt that "failure is youth".

As a dissertation, this is clearly unqualified. But if it falls under the category of less logical and more emotionally oriented prose, this article is still very good. Although it seems that the donkey's lips are not in the horse's mouth, the inner emotions are vividly expressed; Although "delinquent teenagers" and "current charges" seem to be very different, there is an obscure and conspicuous connection within them.

And that is: bastards, why do they all have friends!

As soon as I say it, you're like, "Oh, that's it? That's a sigh, but, yes, that's it. The main thing that Bikiya wants to express is this problem, that is, the problem that he can't make friends (Kikiza said that he is very sad), but in fact, it is the problem of not being able to get a girlfriend (it's all hormonal fault!). It's all hormonal fault! Otherwise, men prefer to be with men (laughs)).

"You woman...... It's strange to me, but I'm pretty good! In the mock test of the school's Chinese group, my Mandarin score was the third in the whole grade! Looks pretty good, too! Except that I don't have friends or girlfriends, I'm basically a standout person! ”

This is the original words of the later Biqi Valley under the snow, if you add a few more sentences later, that is:

"Bastard! Why don't I have (girlfriend) friends when I'm so 'good'! Bastard! Why do you all have it? ”

But, ah, Biqi Gu-kun, there are no friends under the snow at the moment.

But lonely people are always attracted to each other, and the "secret" of having no friends under the snow is not even hidden for half of the time in the first episode, and it is completely revealed at 11:40 (laughs).

Under the Snow: "First of all, define what a friend is. ”

Bikigu: "That's enough, that's what people who don't have friends can say." ”

Actually, if we continue to talk about it, I think there is another question that can be solved: why does the Ministry of Service exist? Why did you start this ministry under the snow? What's in it for her?

Well, it's probably because of her lack of friends (let's not consider whether it's Jing Cute forcing her (laughs)).

Although there are no friends who keep saying things like "I'm a bastard", "what's good about friends", and "I don't need it", in fact, I want to communicate with others more than anyone else, so the Ministry of Service was established.

If you think about it carefully, I'm still a little afraid.,If Biqigu didn't add it at this time.,Those bad things that happen in the future will make you die of overwork under the snow.,After all, even if there's Biqigu.,You're still sick under the snow.。 All say that this is the persistence of lonely people, because of loneliness and a strong sense of responsibility, special attention to other people's commissions, no matter how unreasonable the commission, under the snow do not want to live up to others, this is difficult for people to feel, because if it is an ordinary person, many unreasonable commissions will not be accepted.

Alas, Biqigu always feels that he will never be able to taste youth, why? So let's shout out loud, what is youth?!

Youth is love!

If it were a normal situation, Hikiya really wouldn't have tasted the taste of youth, and he continued to write his self-destructive essay until he graduated (laughs).

But a novel is a novel after all, and the appearance of Jing Cute and under the snow completely changed Biqigu's life, but that's a later story, so we won't discuss it here.

Okay, it's a bit of a stretch, let's go back and take a look at this self-destructive essay written by Biqigu.

One might ask, what else is there to say in this paragraph? Of course, I have one more prominent word that I haven't talked about!

That is, "deception".

Of course, the deception of bad teenagers and scumbags is easy to understand, "Smoking, this is youth!" "Failing the course, this is the university!" It's a kind of self-deception, and everyone understands it (laughs), so I won't go into details.

So what is the deception of the cash charge? For example, when everyone else is going to do something in a group, maybe it's KTV, maybe it's a study group, maybe it's a music class exam group, everyone else is already in a group, and you're left alone, and then a classmate who is very popular in the class comes to you and says, "XX classmate, do you want to join us?" ”

At this time, what you feel is a kind of warmth of "finally someone thinks of me", and the humility of "I'm sorry for bothering you".

At this time, I really felt that I was dragging my feet, I felt that I had troubled them a lot, and I felt infinite self-blame and inferiority.

Therefore, the gentleness of the present charge is a lie. You might as well not ask me and let me go by myself, so that I won't be tortured mentally. If you come and ask me, if I say yes, I'll blame myself, and if I don't, I'll still blame myself, "I'm sorry for disappointing your kindness, I'm such a bastard".

The lonely person is such a humble existence, and Hikiya Hachiman is the victim of this lowliness.

"It's really a lie, your gentleness seems to me to be a deception, just a polite word, but I often take it seriously."

So let's shout out loud:

Charge it all up and blast it all for me!

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